simba and sean

In the end, Liu Yaoyao still told the whole thing, but she didn't say much to Xu Jiangshan, probably all about wanting to show her face in front of Xue Wei, Xue Wei didn't respond after hearing it, Xu Jiangshan said that now The way girls chase people is too strange.

Compared with these, the most important thing is that Liu Yaoyao said that the black tree and the monkey were together, which caught Xu Jiangshan's attention.

Xu Jiangshan, "Could it be because of what happened in the grove last month? Heishu liked the feeling of beating him?"

Xue Wei: "Maybe, let's go, let's go eat"

The meaning of Xue Wei's words is to drive away Liu Yaoyao, and the other is to want to live in a two-person world with Xu Jiangshan.

Liu Yaoyao said happily, "Okay, shall we have dinner together?"

Xu Jiangshan happily agreed, "Okay, let's have dinner together."

Xue Wei "..." Oh, this woman is so annoying! !

Liu Yaoyao wanted to be on Xue Wei's right and Xu Jiangshan's left, that is, in the middle of the two of them. Xue Wei couldn't meet Xu Jiangshan and walked to Xu Jiangshan's right with a burst of anger. He still hated Liu Yaoyao's domination of Xu Jiangshan. to the left.

Liu Yaoyao sensitively felt Xue Wei's hostility... Isn't she so narrow-minded?Her heart of admiration has also been worn down, and she doesn't like people who are cold-tempered, bad-tempered, and so narrow-minded! !In contrast, Xu Jiangshan's kindness and cute appearance are more in her heart.

After arriving at the cafeteria.

Xue Wei told the aunt in the cafeteria that he wanted a three-point rib meal, but Liu Yaoyao insisted on adding a fruit plate, but Xue Wei was too lazy to care and she automatically ignored it. Liu Yaoyao was so angry, but fortunately Xu Jiangshan carefully asked the aunt to take a kiwi fruit dish.

Xue Wei was jealous. He felt that the two people sitting across from him were really harmonious in height and appearance. No matter how they looked, they were eye-catching. He couldn't just run away Liu Yaoyao. She was a girl after all, and it would also affect his character. Xue Wei thought for a while and said to Liu Yaoyao, "Jiang Shan is not confident in his cooking skills, especially things like fruit fishing."

Liu Yaoyao looked at the white and tender Xu Jiangshan, covered her mouth and sighed, "Huh?"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "...my cooking skills are really bad, I can't even cook fruit well."

When Liu Yaoyao heard this, she quickly pushed out the fruit plate in her hand, "Here, try it, I believe you, fruit picking is very simple, no matter how unpalatable it can be, you can definitely do it!!"

Xu Jiangshan was stunned for a while, maybe what Liu Yaoyao said was too inspirational, which suddenly aroused his competitive spirit, yes, how can he be successful without exercise? !Where there is a will, there is a way!

"Are you really willing to give me the fruit plate for the experiment? This one costs ten yuan!"

Liu Yaoyao waved her hand, "It's only ten yuan! Not only for you to practice, but also for you to taste and give advice! Do it with confidence!"

Xu Jiangshan is so happy, not to mention how sweet the smile is, the heart of Liu Yaoyao girl is overflowing, she has been with muscular men, refined men, rich second generation, and young college students, none of them are like Xu Jiangshan So endearing.

Xue Wei gritted his teeth.

Liu Yaoyao bought three cans of salad dressing and two cans of jam for Xu Jiangshan.

The jam is very sweet. Because it is produced by the school, it seems to be mixed with syrup. The sweetness is both cheap and overwhelming.

Liu Yaoyao curled her lips in disgust, "Let's make do with it." Just as she finished speaking, a series of ringtones came from her phone.Liu Yaoyao got up and went out to answer the phone.

Xue Wei watched Xu Jiangshan stir vigorously, then picked up a jar of jam and poured it in.

Xu Jiangshan: "...Simba, did you put too much?"

Xue Wei shook his head and said solemnly, "Do you like her?"

Xu Jiangshan "...don't hate her, she looks so beautiful"

Xue Wei picked up another can and poured it in.

Xu Jiangshan "...is this still edible?"

Xue Wei looked at the few pieces of kiwi fruit left alone in the pink sticky soup and nodded, "It can be eaten."

Xu Jiangshan is convinced that Xue Wei has never done anything wrong, and I believe he is right.

After Liu Yaoyao came back, she looked at it twice and praised Xu Jiangshan for how fast she made it and how beautiful it was. She said something like this several times before she took a bite.

"...vomit..." This sweet cry is obviously so much soup but what is the taste of the tongue peeling? ! !She felt that her tongue had been hit by [-] critical points and she was unconscious! ! !

Xu Jiangshan's starry eyes "isn't it delicious?"

Liu Yaoyao covered her mouth, nodded and shook her head, "No!...It's delicious!! It's so delicious!" You can't hit this cute baby who vomits blood! !

Xue Wei sneered, "Then let's eat a few mouthfuls."

Liu Yaoyao "..." You villain!I can see you clearly! !You are just jealous that Jiang Shan likes to talk to me! !

But unable to withstand Xu Jiangshan's doubts, Liu Yaoyao took two more bites, and her face turned green.

Xu Jiangshan "...are you okay?"

Liu Yaoyao clutched her stomach, "Ah? It's okay, this, I'm going to the toilet, you guys talk, Jiangshan, we'll talk next time!" After speaking, she turned around and ran away, not knowing whether to vomit or poop.

Xu Jiangshan: "I think she lied to me... I still don't want to make food for others to eat, especially about fruits"

Xue Wei patted him on the shoulder and sat beside him, "It's okay, look, Liu Yaoyao said it was delicious."

Xu Jiangshan "Then you have a bite"

Xue Wei "...Jiangshan, can I buy you oranges?"

Xu Jiangshan stared at him closely.

Xue Wei "...oranges, ham sausage, chicken feet, crispy noodles, Wangzai milk"

Xu Jiangshan: "Do you think that if you buy me these things, I will ignore this matter?"

Xue Wei was nervous, "Listen to my explanation"

Xu Jiangshan stood up, "I want spicy noodles!"

Xue Wei "...oh"

From then on, every time Liu Yaoyao saw the two of them, she took a detour, and occasionally greeted Xu Jiangshan, and turned away when she saw Xue Wei, for fear of letting her eat something again.

In order to celebrate his separation from being single, Houzi invited friends who are still single to have dinner. Only Xue Wei and Green Snake knew about this news. Everyone felt that the seats were booked too much, but they didn't bother to return it.

The reason why monkeys invite single friends is undoubtedly to show off their singleness, and another point is to mock the invited singles.

The original words that the monkey said to the green snake are like this, "Everyone here don't get me wrong, I am not despising these single dogs, but sincerely mocking the single dogs of the whole world!!"

Later, Xue Wei took Xu Jiangshan, and Xu Jiangshan was followed by Liu Pingan and Zhang Yitian.

In addition, Green Snake brought his deskmate, and a group of people behind his deskmate, Green Snake sent the news to the class group, and the single dogs in the class said that they would definitely come to "support"

On the appointed day, Monkey opened the private room with a beautiful black tree, and saw more than 30 people and elders looking at him.

Monkey "...sorry, we went wrong"

Xue Wei grabbed him.

In this way, when the monkey walked out of the restaurant, his pocket was cleaner than his face.

The green snake was so happy that when it came out, it almost stuck its middle finger into the monkey's nostrils. Hei Shu's face was already dark, and once she got this violent temper, no one could trust her, so she pinched the green snake's head He closed his eyes and slammed hard on his forehead.

After a muffled "boom" in the scream of the green snake, the green snake lay lifeless on the ground.

Hei Shu rubbed his head without moving, snorted disdainfully, then dragged the stunned monkey away.

In the following days, in order to repay the debt owed by his former wife, the monkey can only eat instant noodles every day to survive.

Xue Wei took Xu Jiangshan to hide in the room after class, and sometimes secretly kissed Xu Jiangshan once or twice while Xu Jiangshan was asleep.

Finally one day Xu Jiangshan felt something was wrong.

Xu Jiangshan looked at a red rash on his collarbone in the mirror, and his head spun rapidly.