simba and sean

Xu Jiangshan "I'm just kidding you, why aren't you happy?"

Xue Wei "I can't draw, it's very noisy here"

Xu Jiangshan: "Huh? Really, what should I do then?"

Xue Wei "You follow me back to my dormitory"

Xu Jiangshan thought about the comfort of the big bed, completely ignoring the fact that two people should sleep together, "Okay."

In this way, Xu Jiangshan reluctantly bid farewell to SpongeBob SquarePants and began to move.

Xue Wei reluctantly told him that he could use his computer to watch.

After the two greeted each other, they left Liu Ping'an and went to a luxurious and comfortable single room.

Xu Jiangshan sat on the bed watching SpongeBob SquarePants, Xue Wei was painting, so he opened the window, Xu Jiangshan looked at Xue Wei motionlessly a little hungry, Xue Wei didn't know if he felt it, but just sat on the bed and hugged him The drawing board was concentrating on drawing something. Xu Jiangshan looked at SpongeBob SquarePants for several points. During this period, Xue Wei had been drawing. When it was getting late, Xue Wei raised his head and took a breath. Looking back, he found that Xu Jiangshan was fascinated by the sight, and finally sighed. Went downstairs to get dinner, Xu Jiangshan finished watching the current episode, then rubbed his eyes and felt that he had to take a break. After putting down the computer, he secretly had a goal. He wanted to save money to buy a computer, because He wants to watch SpongeBob SquarePants, but the mobile phone battery and the school's wireless network are not very good, and he can watch other animations with a computer, well, thinking about it this way, he calculates how much money he has left...

Xue Wei just came back, pushed the door into the room and put the rice on the bed, and saw Xu Jiangshan pinching his fingers and calculating something.

Xu Jiangshan said hypocritically, "Why don't you say anything, I will go with you"

Xue Wei "..."

"I saw that you were very happy, so I didn't disturb you"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "Thank you!"

Xue Wei opened the rice, and Xu Jiangshan crawled over. There were tofu, scrambled eggs, and braised pork.

Xu Jiangshan sighed, "You are such a competent breeder"

Xue Wei raised his eyebrows, "Raise pigs?"

Xu Jiangshan raised his head, "Why are you talking about me!! How am I like a pig?!"

Xue Wei nodded, "It doesn't look like it. You are much thinner than a pig, and you are about the same as a lamb. What were you thinking just now?"

Xu Jiangshan: "Woo... I was thinking about how to save money to buy a computer. How much is your laptop?"

Xue Wei "..." This is a dream

"Well, I have a friend who sells this, give me the money and I'll buy it for you"

Xu Jiangshan was overjoyed, "How much is the ordinary one?" You can go through the back door!

Xue Wei tentatively asked, "One thousand?"

Xu Jiangshan looked sad

Xue Wei's tone of affirmation is "500 yuan"

Xu Jiangshan was really relieved, "Five hundred, computers are so cheap? No way? My mobile phone is still more than 900."

Xue Wei "It's cheaper from my friends"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "Thank you."

Xue Wei "take them, let's go to the living room for dinner"

Xu Jiangshan, "Where's your roommate?"

Xue Wei "went out"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, and slowly stood up with the food in hand.

Xue Wei went to get the bowls and chopsticks and set the table.

Xu Jiangshan had an illusion, a warm feeling like home.

He sat on the stool and watched Xue Wei come and sit down.

"...Did I praise you for being gentle and capable?"

Xue Wei smiled, "Yeah, I've praised it before, what else?"

Xu Jiangshan shook his head expressionlessly, "I was thinking about what I would do if you were gone in the future."

Xue Wei paused, and put a piece of braised pork for Xu Jiangshan, "No, there are still three years left, why worry?"

Xu Jiangshan: "After two years, I still have to practice. What should I do if I eat and take a bath?"

Xue Wei "..." Why do you feel like a nanny?

Xu Jiangshan suddenly remembered that he already had someone he liked, and he was going to start a family.

"Will the breeder keep me after he has a girlfriend?"

Xue Wei nodded, "Yes, if I am with him in the future, I will also be a breeder." Anyway, at present, I can't get rid of it.

Xu Jiangshan thought for a while, "Well, at that time, I can only survive on my own."

Xue Wei picked up a piece of spicy tofu for him, "Why do you think so far? Eat."

Xu Jiangshan nodded, picked up the piece of tofu and ate it. The soup was so hot that his tongue was numb as soon as he put it in his mouth. "Ah?! What kind of tofu is this? Why is it so spicy? My tongue!!"

Xue Wei was a little confused, looked at the tofu, and then took a sip, "...very spicy? I'll get you some water."

Xu Jiangshan waved his hand, "I'll get it!" He wants to live independently anyway.

Xue Wei's eyes followed him until the bathroom door was closed, and then he started eating, waiting patiently for Xu Jiangshan to come back.

Their layout is like this, the entrance is a living room, and there is a large balcony, only one of the three bedrooms has a window, naturally Xue Wei, No. 1 in the entrance examination, got the key, and the other two are on the other side. The bathroom and kitchen between them and Xue Wei's room, Xue Wei and Xu Jiangshan ate in the living room, Xue Wei couldn't see Xu Jiangshan's actions after entering the kitchen, so the tragedy was born.

Xue Wei only heard a "plop", so frightened that he ran over quickly, and then found Xu Jiangshan sitting in front of the refrigerator with an empty glass with a dull expression on his face.

Xue Wei walked over to pick up the glass and looked at it, "...you drank it wrong, this is the wine saved by the monkey"

Xu Jiangshan raised his head slowly, "My head is buzzing, is it going to mutate?"

Xue Wei "...it seems impossible, come on, I'll carry you back"

Xu Jiangshan drank too much, Xue Wei thought that Xu Jiangshan was the type who would sleep obediently when he drank too much, but unexpectedly, Xu Jiangshan was the type who would explode when he drank too much.

Xue Wei put Xu Jiangshan on the stool in the living room and planned to let him eat something to reduce the alcohol.

Xue Wei gave him a piece of braised pork

Xu Jiangshan looked at it slowly, "...we just need the lambs to eat grass"

Xue Wei "..." Something seems wrong?

Xue Wei thought about it for a while and finally called Houzi. After asking, he found out that the scientific name of that baijiu was Erguotou, which was used by Monkey to confess his love to Xihua. Now, even if he took a sip, he would be on his head, not to mention that Xu Jiangshan drank all of that big cup.

Xue Wei decided to seal Xu Jiangshan as soon as possible, so thinking about it, he quickly picked up Xu Jiangshan and put him on the bed.

"Still hungry?"

Xu Jiangshan burped his eyes and looked at him, "We sheep have four stomachs that can chew the cud"

Seeing him staring at him motionless, Xue Wei was a little worried, and would not let the monkey put things in the refrigerator in the future.

"...Do you want to eat braised pork? Do you want to eat a few more pieces? Does your stomach hurt? Where? Are you feeling sick?"

Xu Jiangshan slapped Xue Wei on the crotch, "You are so annoying!!"

Xue Wei was beaten by the sudden attack, let out a long sigh of relief, took his hand and put it back, "...you just stay here, I'll make some green plum soup"

Xu Jiangshan "Meh!!!"

Xue Wei "... oh"

Xue Wei put away his things, filled up the water, and just turned on the gas stove, when he heard some movement in front of the living room window, he ran out to see if Xu Jiangshan was up to something.

Sure enough, Xu Jiangshan didn't know where he came from with such great strength to pull out a succulent plant as big as his head in front of the balcony with its roots!Xue Wei hurried over and reached out to grab it.

"Xu Jiangshan!! What are you doing?!"

Xu Jiangshan clung to it tightly, "If you want to eat, you can eat something else! There is another one next to it!!! Why are you robbing me?! You big mushroom!!"

Xue Wei was surprised, "Mushroom???"

Xu Jiangshan took a look at his lower body, and then pulled it hard, put the leaves in his mouth to eat, Xue Wei had a terrible headache, and couldn't grab him with all his strength, what should he do if Xu Jiangshan's arms and legs were easily pulled off by accident!

In order to prevent Xu Jiangshan from eating the succulent by mistake, he put his fingers into Xu Jiangshan's mouth to try to prevent Xu Jiangshan from crushing the damn succulent plant, and then pulled the large piece of succulent out of his mouth and threw it aside.

Xu Jiangshan was about to cry, "Grass!!! My grass!!! You have to snatch it from me, you big mushroom?!! I'll bite you to death!!"

Xue Wei couldn't be bothered to pull his hand back, he likes to bite, Xue Wei just used his fingers to pull Xu Jiangshan back to the bedroom.

Xu Jiangshan still didn't let go, and glared at Xue Wei thinking that he was full of attack power.

Xue Wei looked at Xu Jiangshan under his armpit, "...Do you think you will remember when you wake up?"

Xu Jiangshan didn't let go.

Xue Wei "If you don't remember, I will kiss you"

Xu Jiangshan didn't let go.

Xue Wei "I love you"

Xu Jiangshan was a little tired, so he took it back and licked it, "I want to eat grass"

Xue Wei "...you give me a kiss and I'll give you a bite"