simba and sean

Resisting the urge to buckle up and focusing on the conversation, the female lead is called Shui Luobing, and the male lead is called Ouyang Xue.

"..." What kind of feeling is this?Indescribable shame.

The heroine is set as an ordinary person, and her appearance is considered low in the class.

Xue Wei "..." Are all readers blind?Obviously the heroine has the fullest painting style and the longest eyelashes, right? !

The male protagonist is very rich and has a few cronies, including Huang Pujing and Gongsun Han. He ignored the rest. He skipped the acquaintance of the two and saw the male protagonist forcefully kissing the female protagonist in the second half of the plot.

Xue Wei closed the book "..." This is it!

Xu Jiangshan thought that Zhang Yitian was just talking, who would do such a perverted thing of buying underwear as a gift? !

As a result, I found out it was true after asking Liu Pingan today, and Liu Pingan even showed him the legendary leopard-print thong. His mood at the time was: Can you take back what you just promised? !

It seems that the matter of asking about the size is imminent. In three days, Zhang Yitian said that he would place an order today. To avoid embarrassment, Xu Jiangshan didn't say it in person. Boss, he thought for a while and finally begged the big boss to let him make a topic.

The title of the topic is: The personality traits that body size can represent and whether there is a future in life development in the future, and measure your future development. The two are very different, but the topic of causality is abruptly involved.

In exchange, Xu Jiangshan took a picture of his outstanding face for the topic owner to use as a reference picture for a certain topic to calculate yin and yang.

Xu Jiangshan sent the link to Xue Wei, and Xue Wei would answer every question he had.

This time is no exception.

Simba "tested"

Sean "...well, show me a screenshot"

Simba "Okay"

Xu Jiangshan took a look

Height: 190cm

Chest: 38

Waist: 31

Buy underwear size:

Xu Jiangshan "..." Is this title a fool? ! !That last question is too prominent! !And it's black and bold!It can be seen at a glance that it was added later!

Oh, forget it, at least I saw it.

Sean "No?"

Simba "What?"

Sean "pants size"

Simba "..."

Sean "Ah, no, I mean, it's not allowed without one question"

Simba "190/31, there is no normal online store, I need to customize"

Sean "...oh, your size..."

Simba "Huh?"

Sean: "I've seen a male model. My relative is about the same as you. He's [-]. He's making a lot of money now. Do you want to try it?"

Simba: "I have done it, otherwise what will support you?"

Sean "Money"

Simba: "Why do you suddenly ask this?"

Sean "follows a set of underwear and wants to give it to you" abandons shame, for the sake of his roommate!

Simba "..."

Sean "The competition opened a back door for Zhang Yitian... He said that if he doesn't win the prize this time, he will repeat the grade if he doesn't have enough credits... His glasses are also broken, which is very miserable." The male god who only paints all day long and has a quiet style of painting Some people will definitely despise and spurn this perverted dialogue in their hearts. It seems that this time is going to be over.

Simba "Okay, I want black, square, cotton, very good"

Xu Jiangshan "..." The male god is so generous?

Sean "OK"

Zhang Yitian specially ordered a set of high-end underwear. He originally planned to buy a few, but he had limited funds, so he could only buy a black one. This underwear alone made him unable to match his glasses.

After Zhang Yitian rolled around on the stairs on the second floor, Liu Pingan saw that he was pitiful and took charge of helping him walk.

Zhang Yitian saw that this life has a reliance and put forward conditions, try not to let others see that he is a deeply myopic person.

On this day, Liu Pingan helped Zhang Yitian to attend class. He has a rather ghostly personality, and usually puts on a smiling face to everyone. After getting along with him, he slowly realized that he is actually a middle school boy with advanced lazy cancer.

But today is different. On the way Liu Pingan helped him to the classroom, Zhang Yitian didn’t know anyone, and his face looked hopeless. Liu Pingan felt like he was doing voluntary labor in a certain hospital as a nanny for a disabled person. Same.

Zhang Yitian's teacher passed by on the way, and Zhang Yitian looked straight ahead to prevent such embarrassing things from hitting the wall. Zhang Yitian asked, "What are you doing, why did you hit me all of a sudden?"

Liu Pingan coughed twice, "Your teacher"

Zhang Yitian: "Teacher? Where is it?"

Liu Pingan "You Front Left"

Zhang Yitian showed a big, awkward and stiff smile to the front left, staring into the distance as if looking at future poems and poems in the distance.

The teacher was startled, pushed his glasses, and followed Zhang Yitian's line of sight to see the empty corridor with no one behind him.

"..."

Zhang Yitian frowned, did he reveal his secrets?

Liu Pingan sighed and said softly, "Don't look so far, it's right in front of your eyes"

Zhang Yitian withdrew his stretched neck and focused his eyes on the... chest of the female teacher in front of him.

Teacher "...what are you looking at?!"

Zhang Yitian: "Huh?"

Liu Pingan "Oh...you look up!" He was almost mad at him, this mentally handicapped man!

Zhang Yitian raised his head, "Teacher, I'm going to be late." If it goes on like this, it will definitely reveal itself.

He took two steps to the right, and Liu Pingan pulled him to turn to the left.

Liu Pingan: "You mentally retarded!"

Just as Zhang Tiantian walked out two steps, the teacher said "Student Zhang"

Zhang Yitian stopped in his tracks.My heart beats faster, this teacher seems to know Liu Qing, this is terrible, if I let my mother know that my glasses are broken, I can't shed his skin!

"You dropped something"

Zhang Yitian heaved a sigh of relief and looked down, then squeezed his eyes but couldn't see, he involuntarily let go of Liu Pingan's hand and lay down on the ground to watch. What to do with money! !

After searching for a while, he found nothing, and when he looked up, he saw a pair of enlarged women's scoop shoes.

Female teacher "Are you blind?"

Zhang Yitian: "...you may not believe me if you tell me, teacher, this is called temporary blindness, and I will recover probably... next month"

The female teacher pushed her glasses, "Oh, then I might not believe it. I'll go to the office and talk to your mother later, how can I not tell my parents about such a big thing like being blind? Okay, I'm going to class now."

Zhang Yitian heard the sound of footsteps going away, his heart was bleeding, Liu Pingan patted him on the shoulder regretfully.

"Sorrow"

Zhang Tiantian slapped him away in grief and anger, "Get lost!"

After attending club classes the next afternoon, as soon as Xu Jiangshan entered the room, he saw that Zhang Yitian had a new pair of glasses. They were blue and had large frames. They looked quite expensive, but what caught the eye more than this was his familiar glasses. A bruised nose and a swollen face.

Xu Jiangshan: "You were beaten by your mother again?"

Zhang Yitian didn't answer this question, but excitedly jumped out of bed holding a courier bag under the quilt and handed it to him. Maybe it was because his face was so swollen that it hurt when he spoke, so Zhang Yitian didn't say anything.

Xu Jiangshan tentatively asked, "Pants?"

Zhang Yitian nodded sharply, "Whoa, make up your mind to choose SF Express, it will arrive today!"

Xu Jiangshan "...huh?"

Liu Ping came back from boiling water, "He said he placed an order yesterday and chose SF Express, and it will arrive today."