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Liu Ping'an quacked, "Give you a photo and you only see waist-length hair?! Is she Sadako?!"

Zhang Yitian glared at him and said, "She's just holding a pipa and half covering her face. What do you know, she has middle-parted hair. I saw her and hurried to the appointment, and found that she really looks exactly like the photo! Big eyes and small nose Small mouth! The key is quite white, not fat, special sign”

Liu Pingan was dumbfounded, "Really? Can this kind of woman fall in love with someone like you?"

Xu Jiangshan listened seriously, "Then why did you break up?"

When I asked about this picture, I paused for a day, and my expression was not very natural. "After the two of us confirmed our relationship, we were going to go out to open a room. On the day of opening the room, her long hair covered the entire big bed. It was dry wood. With a loud roar, he rushed forward, and then found that "

Liu Pingan was attracted "What did you find?"

Xu Jiangshan: "Well, what did you find?"

Zhang Yitian choked up and said, "Her hair that is parted in the middle hides a face that is 42 yards wide! Damn it, I thought I saw Tathagata!! Keep it for the New Year?! I almost frightened me!"

Xu Jiangshan "poof"

Liu Pingan nodded, "That's right, let me just say, how can I be so happy?"

Zhang Yitian didn't accept his ridicule, "Cut, I've been with you anyway, and you don't even have one."

Liu Pingan continued to eat ice cubes one by one.

Xu Jiangshan looked at Liu Ping'an, "Dahua's qualifications are considered very good among boys. Is there really no one who confesses to you?"

Liu Pingan stopped eating ice cubes.

"no"

Zhang Yitian's eyes lit up and he said to Xu Jiangshan, "I know why! School beauty! I'll tell you something and you'll understand. It's enough to make me laugh for a year. There is a house design next to their civil engineering, and there are a few girls in it One day, I went to his classroom with him to pick up things. He met him, and one of the girls came up shyly and said, little brother, did we meet somewhere? Guess, guess what he said? Hey, I God, I laughed so hard! You can't even think of it!"

Xu Jiangshan "...haven't we met?"

Zhang Yitian covered his mouth and said with a smile, "He told the girl, yes, you look very much like my grandma when she was alive, ah quack quack, that girl's complexion was darker than his at that time!! I laughed so hard! "

Liu Pingan continued to eat ice cubes, "It is! Her Sassoon hair is my grandma's hairstyle! I'm telling the truth! You tell me! How else can I answer?"

Zhang Yitian stopped laughing, "Can't you say leave a WeChat message to go back and chat? Is your head squeezed by the door? Ah quack quack, you look like my grandma before she was alive, ah quack quack"

Liu Pingan: "...is it okay?"

Xu Jiangshan roughly understood that the reason why Zhang Yitian didn't have a girlfriend was because some functions were not working, and the reason why Liu Pingan didn't have a girlfriend was because some kind of cancer was in the advanced stage.

Zhang Yitian ate a big tongue that he heated up with his face, "School girl, have you ever had a girlfriend?"

Xu Jiangshan shook his head, "No, girls don't like boys who are shorter than them."

Zhang Yitian shook his head and shook the big tongue in his hand, "That's not necessarily true, some girls just like your style."

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "Maybe, don't worry, my grandfather said you can only get married after you are 25."

Zhang Yitian was taken aback, and his big tongue "baji" fell to the ground

Xu Jiangshan looked at it, "...Don't shake it, a big tongue is always loved"

Zhang Yitian opened his mouth and looked at Liu Pingan, "School beauty, you are really obedient."

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "Well, my grandfather said the same thing."

Zhang Yitian "..."

Liu Pingan: "Xiao Jiang, don't you think about that?"

Xu Jiangshan opened his big eyes, "Which one?"

Liu Pingan "..." felt that he was so evil, it was simply heaven and earth.

Zhang Yitian held one hand hollow and used his index finger to make piston movements back and forth in the other hand, "That's it!"

Liu Pingan threw an ice cube over Zhang Yitian's forehead with a "bang" and Zhang Yitian fell down again, showing no tendency to get up.

Liu Pingan smiled at Xu Jiangshan who looked confused, "What he was talking about is... well, it's piston sports. Like all sports, to do it well requires not only regular exercise, but sometimes talent.”

Zhang Yitian, who was lying down, got up and looked at Liu Pingan admiringly, "I think for the first time that you may really have some ink in your stomach."

Xu Jiangshan nodded expressionlessly and said, "I don't understand, I'm poor in physics, and half of my scores are basically due to English and Chinese."

Liu Pingan nodded, "I'm afraid you understand."

Xu Jiangshan "Huh?"

Liu Pingan waved his hand, "It's okay, it's okay."

Xu Jiangshan drank a glass of milk before going to bed, opened the earplug box next to the bed, put it on for himself, took out the eye mask from under the pillow, put it on, and patted his belly to prepare for sleep. He had a serious neurasthenia, and after finishing These help a lot with his sleep.

When I woke up in the morning, I saw that Cheng Tong, who was gone yesterday, was already under the covers.

He asked Liu Pingan in a low voice, "Dahua, can the fox skip classes like this and pass the end of the semester?"

Liu Pingan put on his t-shirt and yawned, "No, you don't know, our school will repeat the grade if you fail more than seven subjects in one year. Look, they are like two flowers. They are both the same, lack of heart." , don't care at all"

Xu Jiangshan nodded and put on his clothes, and found that Zhang Yitian, who was afraid of the instructor in the past, still showed no sign of getting up.

Liu Pingan also got dressed, climbed up Zhang Yitian's ladder and slapped him, "You bastard! What time is it still sleeping! I can't go to class anymore! I want to repeat a grade!"

Zhang Yitian was beaten so dazed that he opened his eyes, covered his face and looked at Liu Pingan for a while and whispered, "Isn't today Saturday?...Did I remember wrong?"

Liu Pingan sweated a drop, and looked at Xu Jiangshan, yes!Today is Saturday! !

He said to Zhang Yitian without changing his face, "Yes! You are an idiot! You remembered it wrong! Go back to sleep and wait for punishment!"

Zhang Tiantian quickly got up, dressed and washed his face, and then cleaned up everything. When he turned around and saw Liu Pingan lying motionless on the bed, he wanted to ask him why he didn't clean up. Xu Jiangshan came over and kindly reminded him, "He lied to you. Saturday"

Zhang Yitian, who has already put on foundation and sunscreen, "...I fucking..."

Liu Pingan wrapped the quilt close to his eyes, afraid of being attacked by Zhang Yitian, Zhang Yitian looked around, picked up the pillow and covered Liu Pingan's nose.

Liu Pingan couldn't free one hand from being entangled in the quilt he was wrapped in, so he didn't let Zhang Yitian suffocate to death.

Zhang Yitian himself was exhausted enough.

Cheng Tong stretched and got up from the bed and watched the three of them neatly dressed and began to put on their clothes, "Oh, good morning guys, I came back in the middle of the night today, and I decided to go to class today and get to know the teachers better! "

Zhang Yitian "..."

Liu Pingan "..."

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Cheng Tong put on her clothes and combed her chestnut hair to three to seven points, looking like a sunny boy.

From the beginning to the end, the other three people were silent and tacit and didn't make a sound to remind me. This kind of feeling is not easy for me, and you don't want to feel good... It's really cool!