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Xu Jiangshan nodded and sat on a chair beside him.

Cheng Tong and Liu Ping leaned over and sat beside him, "Car accident? Baby, when did you have a car accident?"

Liu Ping hugged the fan, picked it up to have a look, and then placed it directly in front of Xu Jiangshan.

Just as Xu Jiangshan was about to answer Cheng Tong, his mouth was blown like a plastic bag wrapped in the wind.

Liu Pingan hurriedly took it away.

Then quickly put it in front of Cheng Tong.

Cheng Tong's pursuit of beauty has no boundaries, looking at the big mirror used for haircutting, he was blown into a pumpkin face, wishing Liu Pingan could eat the fan!

Liu Pingan laughed for a while and put the fan in front of him. He squinted his eyes comfortably while blowing and laughing. The people next to him hid far away, for fear that Liu Pingan's saliva would fly on his face.

Xu Jiangshan wiped his mouth and said to Cheng Tong calmly, "It was all in the past, and I don't really remember it, my grandfather said he didn't remember it, so as not to worry about it."

Cheng Tong was distracted by him, stopped looking at Liu Pingan, turned to Xu Jiangshan and nodded in agreement, "Your grandfather said..."

Before he could finish his last word, a fan that was turned on with a strong wind and didn't turn its head started blowing in front of him.

Xu Jiangshan wiped the drool off his face, expressionless.

Liu Ping'an laughed so hard that he was about to lose his breath.

Cheng Tong angrily unplugged the power switch of the fan, now it's all right, he unplugged the main switch, they chose a broken barber shop that couldn't afford air-conditioning, and when the door was closed, there were basically only people across the poster. A little light can be seen through the door, and the light bulb is turned on in the room. When the power is pulled out, the light bulb goes out with a "squeaky" sound, and the hair-cutting boy makes an oops, and the electric fader doesn't move when he slides his hand.

Cheng Tong got into trouble until he got into trouble and quickly plugged in again.

When the light was turned on again, the hairdresser looked at the long bald rectangle on the top of the head of the person in front of him and smiled reluctantly.

"Look, how about I give you a refund, don't say I cut it when you go out"

The man raised his hand to brush away the shaved hair, looked at the hairline on the top of his head that had been magnified thousands of times, and smiled.

"You see I don't want money, how about you make it look like it was?"

Later, Cheng Tong paid 1000 yuan to buy a brand-name hat for that person, and finally he was willing to leave the door.

The guy who cut the hair was generous and didn't kick them out, but it was impossible to cut Liu Ping'an and Cheng Tong's hair.

When it was Xu Jiangshan's turn, more than half of his hair was dry.

"You have little hair, but it's too soft and curly, so it looks like a lot of hair. If you cut it to an inch, your scar will definitely be visible. Are you sure you want to cut it?"

Xu Jiangshan wondered, "Can you tell?"

The guy who cut the hair waved the electric clipper, with a sinister smile on his face, "Yes."

Xu Jiangshan "...whatever you want, just be masculine"

Then an hour passed.

The hair-cutting brother gave Xu Jiangshan 500 yuan of hair, which was as long as his neck and couldn't be pulled off.

To apologize, Cheng Tong took another photo and posted it on the forum.

"What should I do, the school girl is angry, how should I coax him?"

You don't need to think about it below, it's all kinds of kneeling and licking again.

Xu Jiangshan's expressionless face became even stiffer.

Liu Pingan started laughing again and again, Cheng Tong wished he could kick him to death.

"Are you still laughing?! If you didn't get that broken fan, I would unplug it?!"

Liu Pingan scratched his head, "If you said this, if you didn't scold me when you played games that day, I wouldn't blow you with a fan!"

Xu Jiangshan stood at the door of the barber shop and was almost turned into a mummified corpse, and his neck was covered with sweat from the hair he picked up.

"Let's go to the next barbershop"

Cheng Tong asked Xu Jiangshan with a guilty conscience, "Huh? Darling, do you still have money?"

Hearing the word money, Xu Jiangshan gritted his teeth and remembered the tug-of-war with the hair-cutting boy about 500 yuan just now.

"I still have 1000 yuan to give you two a masculine hairstyle"

Cheng Tong sensitively touched his trouser pocket and took out his phone, "Hello? Oh, is there something wrong? Oh oh oh, ok ok, here we come"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Liu Pingan touched his trouser pocket and held the air, "Hello? Oh? What's the matter? I'm going abroad right now. Wait for me. Don't worry, I'll definitely be there next year."

Xu Jiangshan "You think I'm blind? Walking abroad, are you going to beg for food?!"

Liu Pingan scratched his head, "Hey, the phone is in the dormitory."

Xu Jiangshan squatted on the vast road and decided to find a way to make a huge sum of money from Cheng Tong.

"Go eat ice cream, treat whoever you want"

After finishing speaking, he walked towards the left hand side, Xiongjiujiu was very angry.

Cheng Tong pretended to answer the phone for a while, and followed Xu Jiangshan closely.

Liu Pingan asked with a rare IQ online, "Isn't the stall on our right where you can buy ice cream balls less than ten meters away very good?"

Xu Jiangshan had no expression on his face, "Go to Germany and Italy to buy sundaes. If anyone of you still has a mobile phone, I will personally send it to you!"

Cheng Tong opened his mouth, "...I still have a card with less than 200 yuan, which is my monthly money, but unfortunately, I put it in the dormitory. I gave away [-] just now, and now I only have [-] in my pocket. [-] yuan, honey, you are flexible"

Xu Jiangshan stopped a taxi expressionlessly.

When Liu Pingan heard that Cheng Tong still had two hundred followers, he was afraid of missing a sundae feast.

"Where are you going, three?"

Xu Jiangshan was the first to travel with others and was the first to announce the place name "Deyi!"

The driver felt that the cold gaze of the girl behind Da Xia seemed to miss his car.

After finally arriving at the place, the master almost forgot to ask for the money, turned around and ran away, vaguely hearing who he might be calling.

"Son, listen to what Dad said, you have to pay attention, there are not only men, but also women in today's murderous maniacs. Just now I pulled a long and cute little girl, my God stared at me The look in his eyes is really scary..."

Xu Jiangshan now hates the word girl.

Cheng Tong flattered with a guilty conscience, "Baby~ He will think you are a woman only when he is blind~"

Xu Jiangshan walked towards Deyi expressionlessly.

When they entered the door, the waiter followed their steps with a smile and said, "Welcome to this lady, how many do you want? What to order? We have a new summer series, such as strawberry sundae, blueberry sundae, besides these..."

Xu Jiangshan sat angrily on the empty seat.

"I want milk flavor!"

The waiter nodded, "Okay, milk-flavored sundaes range from 30 yuan to 50 yuan, and there is a supreme deluxe version of [-] yuan..."

Cheng Tong smiled wryly, "Baby~..."

Xu Jiangshan "One bucket, I want such a big bucket"

The waiter "...is it such a big bucket, right?"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "It's such a big bucket."

Cheng Tong "..."

Liu Ping'an draws a scoop according to the gourd painting, "I also want such a big bucket, and I want blueberries and strawberries in half."

The waiter smiled, "Okay, it's so big, right?"

Cheng Tong slapped him, "Are you a pig?!"

Liu Pingan clutched his well-developed biceps and was wronged, "If you say I'm fine, you still say Xiao Jiang"

Only then did Cheng Tong realize what he had said, and quickly turned to Xu Jiangshan and said, "Honey, I didn't mean that"

Xu Jiangshan's face was paralyzed.