simba and sean

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Song Xiaobao walked along the zebra crossing with his head down and took every step carefully until he saw a pair of dirty old cotton shoes in front of him. Looking up along the shoes, it turned out to be an old man in ragged clothes with a rascal look on his face.

, touch, touch porcelain?

"Hey, little girl, pay me, you stepped on me"

Song Xiaobao "..." Really fucking guessed right.

"Master, do you know what the temperature is now?"

The uncle was stunned for a moment, "I don't know, don't talk nonsense! Hurry up and pay! Otherwise, I will call someone!"

Song Xiaobao "It's 35 degrees now, and the highest temperature will be 29 tomorrow. I feel like I'm going to suffer from heat stroke now. Why don't you come back tomorrow?"

The old man "...will you come tomorrow?"

Song Xiaobao nodded "come"

The old man buttoned his booger, "But I can't come tomorrow! Hurry up! Pay!"

Song Xiaobao: "...Then when you are free, I will give it to you when I meet you, okay? Why don't you leave your bank card number and I can transfer it to you?"

The old man "I'll just say it again, remember! 26494*#?#"

Song Xiaobao "..."

"Pfft"

A sneer broke Song Xiaobao's dumbfounded state, she turned her head to look at the person who made the laugh, hey, it's a tall young man with dyed chestnut hair and full of sunny boyish air, she didn't look at him like that Let him walk out of his inexplicable laugh, still laughing.

Song Xiaobao "Master, can I take out the card and copy it? You tell me how much you want, I didn't bring any money today"

The old man probably felt that his butt was a little hot sitting on the floor, so he touched his butt, stood up and took out a... vip business bank card from the snakeskin bag behind him.

After Song Xiaobao took it and saw it clearly, he felt a sense of guilt spread from the bottom of his heart, ouch, I was so ashamed to delay other people's work progress.

Trembling, Song Xiaobao took out a notebook and a black pen from his 100 yuan leftover Roland bag and was about to write it down. At this moment, an aunt waiting for the bus was chasing the passing 501 bus with vegetables and bumped into it. Song Xiaobao, Song Xiaobao only felt that his pressed black pen poked on the book at once, and then flew out with an amazing jumping force. When Song Xiaobao reflex arced around the earth and came back, he saw that black pen was inserted into the joke at himself just now. In the...nostril on the left side of Sunshine Boy.

Well now, the annoying laugh is gone.

Xu Jiangshan only felt that something hard and cool had stuck into his nostril, he didn't care where it came from, it was more embarrassing than this! !

He quickly reached out and pulled the black pen out of his nose, looking at the blood on the black pen and Song Xiaobao's cracked expression in a trance, he thought to himself, what a fucking precision.

Xu Jiangshan vaguely opened his eyes and realized that he was in... an ambulance? ! !

Song Xiaobao leaned over, "Are you okay? Do you have a heart attack or blockage of cerebral blood vessels?!"

The nurse next to him heard that he woke up and came over to see how he was doing, and the authoritative cardiologist who followed him looked at Xu Jiangshan a little puzzled.

Xu Jiangshan was about to cry, "I'm fucking dizzy!! I don't need to go to the hospital!!"

Song Xiaobao "...Oh, no wonder the doctor said he saw what kind of disease you have"

The cardiologist also suddenly realized and walked away to rest.

Xu Jiangshan "Stop... the car..."

After a burst of brakes, Xu Jiangshan held his nose and was helped out of the car by Song Xiaobao. In the 35-degree high temperature, two humans who had just stepped out of the arms of the air conditioner began to sweat on the side of the road like damp quilts.

Xu Jiangshan's head was dazed for a while by the cold and heat, "You called the ambulance?"

Song Xiaobao nodded.

Xu Jiangshan: "...Your name is Qingshan Hospital? That old hospital in a mountain village 3000 meters away from the city on the outskirts of the city?"

Song Xiaobao "Huh? I just entered the city, so I don't know much about it"

Xu Jiangshan walked up to the tree and took a breath, "Then look up now, what else is there besides the tree?!"

Song Xiaobao "...there is still grass"

Xu Jiangshan stared blankly at Song Xiaobao with an indescribable expression, "Who are you?"

Song Xiaobao "My name is Song Xiaobao"

Xu Jiangshan looks left and right, there are trees everywhere, "" who want to cry but have no tears