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Zhang Yitian: "Our art department is full of female hormones. You don't know much about it. The more you stay there, the more scheming you become! Now everyone called each other's sisters and sisters are talking bad things about you in private! Party? No It is possible! Impossible in this life! It is impossible for me to gather with those goblins!"

Xu Jiangshan "...are you okay?"

Zhang Yitian raised the orchid and pointed, "I'm fine!"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Liu Pingan slapped Zhang Yitian's little finger back with chopsticks and said to Xu Jiangshan, "Just get used to it. He's a little out of order recently."

Zhang Yitian: "Ahhh!! My hand!! You gorilla! Are you jealous of my beautiful fingers!"

Liu Pingan: "...beautiful...you may be a little abnormal in your aesthetics of carrots?"

Zhang Yitian: "What do you mean?! You mean my fingers look like carrots?!"

Liu Pingan: "Don't, don't, don't get me wrong, I mean every detail of your finger is similar to a carrot!"

Zhang Yitian: "Ahhh!! Me, me, me!"

Xu Jiangshan "Don't be angry. Dahua will just talk about it"

Zhang Yitian: "Ah! If Cheng Tong was here, he wouldn't let you bully me!"

Liu Pingan smiled, "Yes, he will be with me"

Xu Jiangshan "... indeed"

Zhang Yitian: "...Wow, wow, the school belle is the best!!"

Xu Jiangshan snatched his steamed stuffed bun, "Well, I am indeed the best one"

Zhang Yitian "...I want to call the police"

Xu Jiangshan, "Go, let you find your steamed stuffed bun"

Zhang Yi: "Ah! You may not know that I licked it just now!"

Xu Jiangshan "...disgusting enough"

Xu Jiangshan was thinking about it when his cell phone rang suddenly.

Liu Pingan "... must be a boss"

Zhang Yitian: "This is what I said, if it weren't for the boss, I would jump off the building"

Xu Jiangshan climbed up and took a look, "Yeah, it's Zheng Qiqi, the president of the student union."

Liu Pingan went to the window and stretched out his hand to Zhang Yitian, making a "please" gesture.

Zhang Yitian "..."

Xu Jiangshan: "Hello? Chairman? What's the matter?"

Zheng Qiqi: "Ha... that... I heard that you have a lot of friends, you must often drink bars?"

Xu Jiangshan "... Speaking of drinking, I would like to ask you for a favor"

Zheng Qiqi: "Well... I also want you to do me a favor, but you go first"

Xu Jiangshan: "I don't know how to drink, but tomorrow's class reunion, can you go with me?"

Zheng Qiqi: "Ah, coincidentally, I thought so too"

Xu Jiangshan "...hahaha" It's so embarrassing. "Speaking of which, we are a hot pot restaurant in front of the school. How about you?" The first way to ease the embarrassment is to change the subject.

Zheng Qiqi "... What a coincidence, we are too"

Xu Jiangshan "..." was so embarrassed.

"Then what, I'm sorry, I don't know much about drinking, how drunk can you be if you are so big?"

Zheng Qiqi: "Uh...Actually, I don't know very well, but Yaoyao said that I am ashamed to be drunk, no, no, no, um) It should be to the extent that people will die. Anyway, I can't drink. I have already found many people and they all No time...well, you should look for it first, and I will continue to look for it."

To what extent is Xu Jiangshan "well" dead?

Liu Pingan: "What's wrong? The president grabbed our little feet again?"

Xu Jiangshan: "No, it's something else..."

Zhang Yitian: "What's the matter?"

Xu Jiangshan: "He said that he would die if he drank alcohol. Do you think such a thing is possible?"

Zhang Yitian didn't take it seriously, "I thought it was a big deal, so I just chatted with you when I have nothing to do. Drinking will kill you? Stomach bleeding? Just kidding"

Liu Pingan: "...um... If you are not sick, how can you die if you drink too much?"

party day

Liu Pingan "..."

Zhang Yitian "..."

The 48 students in the two classes looked at Xu Jiangshan and Zheng Qiqi at the entrance of the hot pot restaurant by the light yellow street lamp, and...a yellow medium-sized tractor.

The tractor made a deafening sound of "chug chug", and Zheng Qiqi in the cab was holding the joystick seriously, as if thinking about which side to kill first.

Xu Jiangshan didn't have such great power. He climbed onto the only pine tree on the side of the road that was not defeated by the cold and opened his mouth wide.

Zhang Yitian: "...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Liu Pingan pulled Zhang Yitian and ran away, and everyone ran away when they saw this, "When did he find an excavator?!!"

Zhang Yitian: "Leave him alone!! Pull the school belle off the tree first!! How can we explain to the boss if we eat something bad?!"

But they ran in a different direction from Xu Jiangshan and Xu Jiangshan was already on the tree. At the moment Xu Jiangshan bit the bark and the two of them had no time to stop, a savior appeared, that is our classmate Xue Wei.

Xue Wei held Xu Jiangshan by the back of the neck, "...I knew he would be drunk." Luckily, he came back early.

Xu Jiangshan brand pine tree "Ahhh!! I want to eat pine trees!!"

Xue Wei "..."

Liu Pingan: "Ahh! It's the boss!! The boss!!! Run! Xiaojiang is crazy! Just now he ate two plates of Chinese cabbage next to the hot pot and said he was a mouse!! As soon as he left the hot pot restaurant, he became a rat! It's a squirrel!! I don't know what his power is! Climbing trees is faster than walking!!"

Xue Wei "..." Xu Jiangshan can climb trees very quickly, it's nothing unusual. He is more curious about another point...why is there such a big...excavator on the street in the city center?

Liu Pingan "... this? The person inside is the president of the student union! The one who ate two bags of sour oranges! Maybe it's because he's under a lot of pressure at ordinary times! It's like this when he's drunk! At first he said he was a ghost holding the hot pot restaurant kitchen The dishes are going to kill people! Afterwards, they packed up all the fish in the kitchen and they are skilled people! When they came out, I don’t know where to install an excavator! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!"

After everyone dodges, the jack of the excavator with a completely different painting style... fell... fell

When it landed on the ground, it made a messy sound of "cracking, clattering, clattering, clattering and clattering".

Zheng Qiqi in the cab "..."

Just when everyone was stupefied, a sanitation worker ran over and patted his thigh and yelled at Zheng Qiqi in the cab, "You son of a bitch!! That's for recycling! How did you get it out of the recycling car?" ?!"

Don't ask what a drunk strong man would do. It's not impossible to drive an excavator to kill people.

Xu Jiangshan "...ah... pine trees..."

Xue Wei "..."

Liu Pingan: "If this goes on, people around will gather around and the school will definitely punish you! Ah... how to do it? Speaking of which, the sour oranges are eaten because of us, and I feel guilty, and it won't help me."

Xue Wei glanced back at him, then ran to the excavator without the jack, quickly climbed up to the cab and grabbed Zheng Qiqi's hair... "Come down!"

Before Zheng Qiqi could react, she was dragged out of the cab, "Mom, let go!!!" The mother's voice made Xue Wei almost fall off the excavator. Fortunately, he was mentally strong and dragged Zheng Qiqi off the excavator.