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After 3 minutes, there was a reply "Yes, three requirements, live, male, good-looking"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

"Excuse me, are you a lady?"

"No, I'm a man. I'm so good-looking that I'm afraid that women will like me and delay my work."

Xu Jiangshan "..." This stinky and shameless energy is on par with Zhang Yitian.

"Then why do you want men to be good-looking?"

"Because being ugly will affect my work"

Xu Jiangshan "..." It's okay, it's the first time that he feels valuable because of his appearance.

The day before the holiday, Xu Jiangshan's class had a dinner party, and the night before the holiday, there was a dinner party in the dormitory. It can be said that Xu Jiangshan's schedule is quite full.

Back in the dormitory, Xue Weigang put down his clothes and was about to rest. Suddenly, his phone rang.

"Hey?"

"Hi. Is it Comrade Xue? I'm Cha Jian. You can call me Officer Cha. That's right. During the investigation, our police station found that President Li's mobile phone had contacted a lady named Liu, but her call records only There is no such record for switching the screen, I thought about it, if it is an illusion, it is too real, I wonder if you have any clues?"

Xue Wei "...brainwashing technology"

Cha Jane "Huh? What?"

Xue Wei "...it's nothing, I don't know much about it"

Zha Jane: "Um...Okay, excuse me"

Xue Wei "It's okay"

Brainwashing technology, the top technology of Asian trading companies, if you want to say that Liu Zhiwu, Liu Jingjing's father, can use this technology privately without application, because this technology is the latest technology researched by the research institute they funded, then if Liu Jingjing takes Let's use it... It's not impossible.

...Liu Jingjing, why are there always flies around me?

Just as I was thinking about it, the phone rang again, this time it was a text message.

"Boss Xue~it's amazing~you can save Xu Jiangshan by yourself~accept my love~"

Xue Wei quickly followed the caller ID of the text message and dialed the phone number of the owner of the text message "The number you dialed is an empty number"

Xue Wei "..." Liu Jingjing!

The next day

Xu Jiangshan fell asleep and woke up again as a Xu Jiangshan with amnesia and heartlessness. In order not to drink at the party, he asked his deskmate who didn't talk much for messages in advance.

Song Yan "I heard that our class bought two cases of beer today"

Xu Jiangshan, who can't drink, heaved a sigh of relief, "Oh, it's not much."

Song Yan "There are three boxes of white ones"

Xu Jiangshan "... When you go, tell them that I can't go after I die, I will go back first"

Song Yan: "Don't run away first! All 30 students in the class will go! If you don't go, it will look like you don't fit in, it's not good."

Xu Jiangshan "...wait a minute, what time will the party start tomorrow?"

Song Yan's "Hot Pot Restaurant at the Entrance at [-]:[-] Noon"

Xu Jiangshan "...I'll bring a savior there, I'll die first"

Song Yan "Oh? Oh oh oh"

Liu Pingan came back with tofu brain and steamed stuffed buns, and Zhang Yitian climbed up like a resurrected zombie and gnawed steamed stuffed buns, "School beauty, come and eat."

Xu Jiangshan "...Which of you two can drink?"

Zhang Yitian "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Liu Pingan: "I, Erhua can't do it, his two bottles of beer will immediately turn into a white dragon horse"

Xu Jiangshan "...how much can you drink?"

Liu Pingan took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun, "Well... three or four bottles of beer are fine, white ones are not, I can't stand that"

Xu Jiangshan "...garbage, two garbage"

Liu Pingan: "Huh?!! Are you a good drinker?!"

Zhang Yitian: "Aww! Aww!!"

Xu Jiangshan: "...is it alright, then what, when is your party? Tomorrow?"

Liu Pingan: "Party? Impossible! Our civil engineers are full of food and drink and find something to do all day! How can we have a party!"

Xu Jiangshan "... Where is Erhua?"

Zhang Yitian: "Our art department is full of female hormones. You don't know much about it. The more you stay there, the more scheming you become! Now everyone called each other's sisters and sisters are talking bad things about you in private! Party? No It is possible! Impossible in this life! It is impossible for me to gather with those goblins!"

Xu Jiangshan "...are you okay?"

Zhang Yitian raised the orchid and pointed, "I'm fine!"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Liu Pingan slapped Zhang Yitian's little finger back with chopsticks and said to Xu Jiangshan, "Just get used to it. He's a little out of order recently."

Zhang Yitian: "Ahhh!! My hand!! You gorilla! Are you jealous of my beautiful fingers!"

Liu Pingan: "...beautiful...you may be a little abnormal in your aesthetics of carrots?"

Zhang Yitian: "What do you mean?! You mean my fingers look like carrots?!"

Liu Pingan: "Don't, don't, don't get me wrong, I mean every detail of your finger is similar to a carrot!"

Zhang Yitian: "Ahhh!! Me, me, me!"

Xu Jiangshan "Don't be angry. Dahua will just talk about it"

Zhang Yitian: "Ah! If Cheng Tong was here, he wouldn't let you bully me!"

Liu Pingan smiled, "Yes, he will be with me"

Xu Jiangshan "... indeed"

Zhang Yitian: "...Wow, wow, the school belle is the best!!"

Xu Jiangshan snatched his steamed stuffed bun, "Well, I am indeed the best one"

Zhang Yitian "...I want to call the police"

Xu Jiangshan, "Go, let you find your steamed stuffed bun"

Zhang Yi: "Ah! You may not know that I licked it just now!"

Xu Jiangshan "...disgusting enough"