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Green Snake: "I was seen by this lady even if I wasn't surrounded by a bath towel, and I didn't expect a woman to appear in the men's dormitory... But I didn't expect this lady to be so able to run... from the second floor of dormitory b Arrived on the second floor of bedroom a, miss? Do you understand? I'm not a pervert~"

Liu Jingjing "... would a normal person walk in the public corridor with nothing on and a towel on?"

Green Snake felt that his undried hair was now full of icicles, "Ahhh!! I didn't wear big pants in the shower!! Am I breaking the law by wearing a bath towel in the men's dormitory?!"

Liu Jingjing "...I don't believe it"

Green Snake "..."

Xu Jiangshan eats ice cream.

Green Snake looked at Xu Jiangshan, "Sister-in-law, tell this young lady, how many times have I won the mobile red flag and the most reputable dormitory with us Boss Xue and Houzi?"

Xu Jiangshan pinched his fingers and calculated, "...Wow!!"

The green snake is proud.

Liu Jingjing "..."

Xu Jiangshan "Zero times!"

Green Snake "..."

Xu Jiangshan "Well, the monkey escaped from bed twice and canceled your grades"

Green Snake: "...Okay, then I will guarantee the reputation of our Boss Xue!"

Xu Jiangshan "...sounds like breaking the law"

Green Snake: "No, the most important thing now is to explain this matter well, otherwise I will really break the law if I'm not careful!"

Liu Jingjing's mind was spinning rapidly, "Xue? What is Xue?"

Green Snake "Boss Xue, Xue Wei, well-known young entrepreneurs, do you know them?"

Liu Jingjing: "...Oh, then this "sister-in-law" is Xu Jiangshan?"

Green Snake nodded in surprise, "Yes! My name is Green Snake, do you know me?"

Liu Jingjing "..."

Liu Pingan "My name is Liu Pingan, do you know me?"

Liu Jingjing "..."

Zhang Yitian woke up with sleepy eyes and asked, "What about me? I'm Zhang Yitian, do you know me?"

Liu Jingjing, "Which fucking green onion are you two?" After she finished speaking, she paused and turned her head to look at Xu Jiangshan who was eating bread, "Xu—Jiang——"

Xu Jiangshan "... woo woo woo woo woo woo"

Liu Jingjing "...can you stop eating? Are you reincarnated from starvation?"

Xu Jiangshan: "Maybe?"

Liu Jingjing, "I said, what's your relationship with Xue Wei?"

Xu Jiangshan thought for a while "..."

Zhang Yitian "The relationship between breeders and pets!"

Liu Jingjing "So that's the case, huh, but that's it"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Liu Jingjing scratched her hair and took out a China Construction Bank card from the pocket of her coat under everyone's puzzled and curious eyes, "20, password eight zeros, promise me to give it to you when you are far away from Xue Wei"

Liu Jingjing's first step in breaking up a couple is the temptation of money!

Xu Jiangshan stopped eating, "..."

Zhang Yitian sat up "20!!!"

Liu Pingan "20..."

Liu Jingjing is proud, poor people!Have you ever seen so much money? !Trash! !Tremble! !

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Liu Jingjing "..." Huh?Why is it still not moving?

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Liu Jingjing "..." It seems that the first method won't work, she knows how the person who can take down Xue Wei would be so stupid as to be paid 20...

Xu Jiangshan "Oh, give it to me"

Liu Jingjing "...to"

Xu Jiangshan took it and called Xue Wei.

After the call was connected, he said "I won't know you anymore" and then hung up the phone without listening to what Xue Wei had to say.

Liu Jingjing "..."

Xu Jiangshan "Okay"

Liu Jingjing "...um..."

Xu Jiangshan "Is there anything else?"

Liu Jingjing put on her shoes, "Well...it's gone, so what, you have to do what you say"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "Don't worry, I will never take the initiative to find Xue Wei, not even once."

Seeing this, Green Snake couldn't help but get angry, "Xu Jiangshan! I just said that something is wrong with you these two days! How dare you treat the boss like this!"

Xu Jiangshan kept his bank card in hand, "Huh?"

Green Snake: "...you, you, you... I don't want to see you anymore!"

Xu Jiangshan "...oh, then when you go out, close the door"

Green Snake clutched the towel tightly, "Ahhh!! I see through you!! I want to give the photo to Boss Xue!! Let him see who you are!" After finishing speaking, he ran out and closed the door with a "squeak".

Xu Jiangshan "... what photo"

After Liu Jingjing was surprised, she took her bag and tidied her hair before going out. Before leaving, she left a sentence "happy cooperation"

Xu Jiangshan "Sayunara~"

Liu Pingan: "...Xiao Jiang, isn't it good to do this?"

Zhang Yitian: "School belle, it's not very kind to do this, isn't it just 20 yuan, you and Xue..."

Xu Jiangshan "Get dressed later and I'll treat you two to hot pot"

Zhang Yitian put on his clothes, "That's the right thing to do! Seeing that Xue Wei has been busy all day without seeing anyone, I don't know where he went to fool around!"

Liu Pingan "...um..."

Zhang Yitian: "What? Dahua, you think the school belle is wrong?"

Liu Pingan shook his head, "No, I think it's better to see if this card can withdraw money first."

Xu Jiangshan "..."

After a morning of research, Xu Jiangshan researched that this bank card is really a normal storage bank card, and the 20 yuan is also real, and he used the money to eat a good meal and caught two dolls.

After this perfect day ended, Xu Jiangshan looked at the 120 missed calls displayed on his phone and felt that his life was not long...

Just after washing, Xu Jiangshan's cell phone vibrated again on the bed.

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Liu Pingan: "...who?"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Zhang Yitian: "Use your big toe to think about who else besides Xue Wei will keep making Xiaohua's phone vibrate"

Liu Pingan: "...It's okay, you see, Xiao Jiang must have a backup, he doesn't panic at all"

Xu Jiangshan shook the water basin with his hands and fell to the ground with a clatter, beating a few times before stopping.

Liu Pingan "..."

Zhang Yitian sneered, "It's obviously pretending, okay? The school girl is so panicked that her hands are shaking!"

Xu Jiangshan "..." What to do, what to do, what to do! ! ! 20! 20!Hide first! !

When he was about to hide the bank card, the vibration of the phone finally stopped for a second, and then he received a short text message with a few words "I am at the door of your dormitory", which made Xu Jiangshan almost kneel on the ground.

Fortunately, he stuffed the bank card into his pants a second before opening the door.

His panties are amazing, have you ever seen the top of the briefs that older women loved in the 19th century?There is a small pocket on each trousers. Xu Jiangshan has no conditions to create conditions to prevent his money from being lost in the 21st century. He sewed a small pocket on his boxer trousers. It was originally to prevent his important documents from being lost. It has never been used. .I didn't expect that now is the day when it will finally be useful.

When Xue Wei pushed the door and entered, a lot of things fell out of the room with a "clank", all of which were caused by Liu Ping'an and Zhang Yitian shaking their hands. They felt Xue Wei's breathing and the anger of not being close to strangers. After the scene, they got into bed one after another.

Xu Jiangshan, a patient with severe Parkinson's, shook his hands at the same frequency as a sewing machine, with a calm smile on his face, "...here?"

Xue Wei kept holding the doorknob, and the veins on his temples were clearly visible. He raised one side of his mouth and said, "Here we come." As soon as the words fell, the doorknob cracked open from the door, and the desolate door lock cylinder lost its frame. Afterwards, the child was slowly pinched and shattered by Xue Wei's smile.

Xu Jiangshan stood motionless on the spot, stuck for a while, and tremblingly reached into his long johns to dig out a certain place for a while.

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan handed the bank card in front of Xue Wei, "19 yuan"

Xue Wei "..."