simba and sean

The green snake consciously sat on the farthest end of the sofa.

Xu Jiangshan "...we are not what you think"

Green Snake: "No, no, sister-in-law, you don't need to talk, I understand, I understand"

Xu Jiangshan opened his mouth, "...what do you understand?"

Green Snake waved his hand, "I understand sister-in-law, you don't need to say it"

Xu Jiangshan "...No, please explain clearly"

Green Snake: "Oh~ It's just the matter between you and the boss, I understand~ It's just that the monkey left and I'm left, I'm a little bored"

Xu Jiangshan raised his hand and stared at Xue Wei, "Please explain."

Xue Wei "...we are playing a game, don't get me wrong"

Green Snake was taken aback, then looked at the two of them, then added a sudden realization expression, and there was an element of it mixed in, then nodded quickly, "I'll just say I understand."

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei nodded in satisfaction.

Green Snake: "Sister-in-law is really, I have to emphasize it again, everything is clear, so what should we watch?"

Xu Jiangshan "No, I mean"

Xue Wei "Approaching Science"

Green Snake "OK"

Xu Jiangshan "I don't want to look close to science!!"

Xue Wei "SpongeBob SquarePants has never been in a big movie"

Xu Jiangshan pouted out of anger.

Green Snake: "Indeed, but Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf have produced quite a few movies, every year, but I don't think my sister-in-law would watch such naive things"

Xu Jiangshan: "You don't like watching it?"

Green Snake nodded.

Xu Jiangshan turned around and asked Xue Wei, "You don't like it either?"

Xue Wei "Well, it doesn't make sense"

Xu Jiangshan nodded and took the remote control, "Okay, let's watch Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf tonight"

Xue Wei "..."

Green Snake "...Sister-in-law, can I stop you?"

Xu Jiangshan "I have no chance since you called me sister-in-law"

Xu Jiangshan decisively searched for keywords, and then chose a year of the rooster to start playing.

In the theme song of "Pleasant Goat ~ Big Big Wolf ~ La La La La La ~", Xue Wei frowned, the green snake was dumbfounded, and Xu Jiangshan finally felt at ease.

At one o'clock in the middle of the night, Xu Jiangshan felt that everyone was killed in battle, and he was the only one left with a good kidney and a head full of energy, so he gave up Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf and started looking for his favorite movie. The sad thing is that he just watched it. I can't help but close my eyes and fall asleep, harming others will eventually harm myself.

The next day Xu Jiangshan woke up in a daze and found that he was already in bed, but the display on his mobile phone: Monday at 2:[-] p.m.

Xu Jiangshan "Ahhh!!!"

Xue Wei opened the door, "I'll ask you for leave and continue to sleep."

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei came over and lay down beside him and looked at him, "What's the matter? Are you still sleepy?"

Xu Jiangshan "...well"

Xue Wei "...I want to kiss you"

Xu Jiangshan immediately slapped him.

Xue Wei "I want to kiss!!"

Xu Jiangshan "I didn't brush my teeth!!!"

After eating, Xu Jiangshan finally woke up and realized that after a day of class, he didn't like seeing anything.

"Torn clothes! So tight! It's so uncomfortable!"

Xue Wei hurried over to talk to him.

"Broken bowl!! It's so slippery that I wish I could drop it!!"

Xue Wei quickly changed it to a bigger one.

"Broken chopsticks! Can't hold anything!"

Xue Wei quickly changed the spoon for him.

Green Snake passed by and tried to call out, "Broken cabinet! It's not tight at all!!"

Xue Wei walked over to the cabinet and punched him with a "bang" sound, and after that, the iron cabinet for accommodation was dented in a large area.

Green Snake "..."

Xue Wei: "Okay, you have to go first"

Green Snake "...oh"

Xu Jiangshan "Broken meat!! It's not delicious at all!!"

Xue Wei quickly changed to another dish.

When Green Snake was about to leave, she felt like the eldest who was kicked out of the house after having a second child, and almost burst into tears.

Xu Jiangshan talked about it and finally got to the root: "Broken brother!! I want to change my brother!!"

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan "What are you looking at!! Don't let me go to class and don't let me get a scholarship! Broken brother!"

Xue Wei "...the chance of success in changing younger brothers is not high, but you can try it if you have to"

Xu Jiangshan: "...No, I mean the living kind"

Xue Wei was surprised, "You still want to change to a living brother?"

Xu Jiangshan was angry, "I mean I can talk!!!"

Xue Wei "...brother who can talk... Do you need to chat with it when you go to the bathroom? If you want to do this, you can talk to me, but don't have such a brain hole, it's a bit scary to think about it"

Xu Jiangshan imagined, "...I hate it to death!!! Go away!! The big Simba who is delaying my class!!!"

Xue Wei raised his eyebrows, "Simba just likes Sean"

Xu Jiangshan "Ahhh!!"

Xue Wei: "Okay, it doesn't matter if you ask for leave today, your roommate said that he can help you make up lessons"

Morning and evening self-study 06:30 classroom

Zhang Yitian: "Okay, classmate Xu, follow me to open page No. 30 of basic knowledge of fashion design"

Xu Jiangshan nodded to open up his foundation of traditional Chinese medicine.

Zhang Yitian: "Excuse me, student Xu, do you know what swing vision is?"

Xu Jiangshan "...bumper cars?"

Zhang Yitian: "...Student Xu, your brain has been taken over by the playground?"

Xu Jiangshan flipped the table, "I'm from the medical department of traditional Chinese medicine!! Let the art department give me extra lessons?!! What is swing vision?!! If I know, I'll be damned!!!"

Zhang Yitian thought for a while, "That's right, let Dahua make it up for you. Come to Dahua, it's your turn."

Liu Pingan came over, "OK. Classmate Xu took out a piece of wood and let me see its material. I can analyze it for you when I come here..."

Xu Jiangshan "...no, shut up"

Liu Pingan: "This classmate is not very obedient, so what, you lift up the table and have a look."

Xu Jiangshan "...have a look?"

Liu Pingan: "Yes, it is more convenient to lift it over the top of the head to see the bottom"

Xu Jiangshan: "What's convenient? Kill me?"

Liu Pingan: "No, I mean..."

Xu Jiangshan: "What do you mean?! What do you mean?! What do you, a construction worker, give me?!! Iron?!"

Liu Pingan: "...Oh, that's right, I'm not from the medical department"

Xu Jiangshan "...No, all the people in our dormitory are only me from the medical department"

Xue Wei sat in the back row "..."

Xu Jiangshan turned his head to stare at Xue Wei.

Xue Wei: "...I was wrong, you are at the same table"

Song Yan happened to come to study at night.

Xu Jiangshan's "same table"

Song Yan: "Huh? It's so early? Who is this?"

Xu Jiangshan "Did you come to class today?"

Song Yan: "No, by the way, are you in school? Help me make up lessons?"

Xu Jiangshan dropped his notebook and turned around to leave.

Xue Wei chased him out.

Xu Jiangshan decided to change his younger brother.

After strict supervision and investigation, Xu Jiangshan fell in love with a boy named Zhang Lang who liked to study in Western Medicine next door.

This chapter wolf is very powerful, whether it is in or out of class, he always holds a book thicker than a Chinese dictionary in his hand, and it is said that he has a very sullen personality and has no friends around him.

Xu Jiangshan decided to use clichés to see what path this person took.

Classmate Zhang Lang is holding a thick copy of Domineering CEO Falling in Love with Me, pushing five Baidu myopia glasses, walking on the bloody and vulgar road as usual, but today he was touched.

Xu Jiangshan tugged Zhang Lang's trouser legs, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Zhang Lang struggled for a while and didn't notice that the glasses fell to the ground with a "snap", but fortunately they were not broken

"..."

Xu Jiangshan "Ahhh!!"

Chapter Wolf "..."

Xu Jiangshan "Ahhh!!"

Zhang Lang "..." This damn face!

Xu Jiangshan: "...are you saying something?"

Zhang Lang "Woman, don't think that you are beautiful and I will ignore the fact that you touch porcelain"

Xu Jiangshan "..." This scene seems familiar.

Zhang Lang: "Woman, answer me, where are you? Are you still squatting? Don't think that I can't see you without glasses. Do you know if you touch porcelain? Don't try to run, be careful and I will call the police"

Xu Jiangshan "..." If not counting, he is blind again.

Zhang Lang "I called the police, I called the police"

Xu Jiangshan "Call the police, catch you idiot and go back to do experiments"

There are fools everywhere in life, the key is that everyone can be met by Xu Jiangshan.

Xu Jiangshan didn't like that his little brother was a fool, so he decided to give up Zhang Lang, and was walking back. When Zhang Lang chased after him, his glasses on the ground were crushed, and the sound was that kind of broken method.

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Chapter Wolf "..."

Xu Jiangshan "I'm running now, do you dare not chase me?"

Chapter Wolf "..."

Xu Jiangshan ran away.

Zhang Lang calmly threw the three-pound missile "Overbearing President Falls in Love with Me", and it hit Xu Jiangshan's head with a "clang".

Zhang Lang pushed the non-existent glasses "I never miss when I don't wear glasses"

Xu Jiangshan's brain was buzzing, and he swore that he would not mess with all myopia in the future, because they were perfect throwers when they lost their glasses.