simba and sean

周六

Liu Qiqi: "Please do one thing, there is a girl who is very beautiful, I want to build a beautiful communication bridge with her, but I really don't have time, so you help her"

Interviewing cats, cats and dogs who vomited blood tiredly and vowed to interview Liu Pingan who is a donkey again "Okay!"

The four people lined up neatly at the gate.

The donkey Liu Pingan took the microphone and interviewed the passing ants resignedly.

Xu Jiangshan "No, it's too cold, I can't stand it anymore, I have to go back"

Zhang Yitian: "I have to withdraw too, you guys go ahead"

Liu Yaoyao walked over wearing a light pink down jacket with a red face, "Why are you again?"

Xu Jiangshan "...why is it you again?"

After Liu Yaoyao explained a lot, Xu Jiangshan nodded, "So? Why didn't you work hard yourself?"

Liu Yaoyao "My lady is very busy"

Xu Jiangshan "What are you busy doing?"

Liu Yaoyao "eating, drinking and sleeping"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "You're so busy, I'm already so busy."

Zhang Yitian: "So I've been dead for 18 years, and I've been looking at my phone since I was two years old"

Liu Ping stared at Liu Yaoyao.

Liu Yaoyao: "Okay, okay, I'll freeze you like three idiots, go back to the house, don't mess with it, I just started this club on a whim, it's not organized, it's too much effort"

Xu Jiangshan: "You can open it up if you want to. Let me tell you that there is nothing difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up! Dreams are something you can pursue! Anyway, you have to give up sooner or later~"

Liu Yaoyao "...don't talk"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, covered his mouth and entered the dormitory, handed Zhang Yitian the task of encouraging Liu Yaoyao with his eyes, and Zhang Yitian understood Liu Yaoyao and shouted "Come on!!!"

Liu Yaoyao was moved.

Looking at the position where he could enter the safety zone within two steps, Zhang Tiantian reassuredly shouted the second half of the sentence, "You are the worst!! Come on! Come on! You are the worst!!"

Liu Yaoyao "..." fell you to death!

After speaking, Zhang ran into the dormitory floor one day, got stuck on a step, rolled his left foot on his right heel, rolled a few times, and screamed in pain.

Liu Yaoyao "...huh"

"Have you heard that, the male god in the first grade, Xue Wei, his dormitory is full of portraits of a person, everyone said he likes the person, who do you think it is?"

"Ah?! Who is who?"

"I do not know either"

"..."

Xu Jiangshan passing by "..."

Xue Wei still has the habit of painting his portrait?It is possible that some of Xue Wei's actions towards him were really beyond imagination.

After class, Xu Jiangshan called Xue Wei, "Xue Wei"

"Ok?"

"They said you hung a bunch of portraits in your bedroom? Why haven't I seen them before?"

"……No"

Xu Jiangshan: "Huh? No?"

Xue Wei "really not"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan "Okay, you wait for the weekend, I will go to your place, if you let me see someone else's portrait, I will"

Xue Wei was excited, "How is it?!"

Xu Jiangshan "I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years"

Xue Wei "... hung up"

Xu Jiangshan: "Pfft, don't be angry, if there is someone else's portrait, there is nothing I can do. I can only retreat."

Xue Wei: "Don't talk nonsense, no, come and live with me today?"

Xu Jiangshan closed the book, "Today?...What are you doing?"

Xue Wei "...I want to hug you"

Xu Jiangshan: "Ahem, am I such a casual person?!"

Xue Wei "... Pork Chop Rice, New Flavored Glutinous Rice Balls, Chicken Drumstick Burger, Spicy Chicken Wings"

Xu Jiangshan: "Don't talk about anything, brother! It's just our friendship! Nothing to say! Don't talk about sleeping! Sleeping for a year is fine!"

Xue Wei "...um

"

Song Yan "...you move over there" The rotten smell of love.

Xu Jiangshan hung up the phone, "Why?"

Song Yan "smoke me"

Xu Jiangshan "...smoke you to death!"

Song Yan pouted, "I also want a rich and handsome boyfriend"

Xu Jiangshan was frightened, "Are you bent?!"

Song Yan: "Oh, please keep your voice down!! I'm just imagining it! Besides, I don't feel it if there are chickens! I also look at the quality!"

Xu Jiangshan: "You mean talented? Do you like Ma Yun?"

Song Yan grinned, "...Just kidding! Just like him!"

Xu Jiangshan "..." This kid is quite principled.

Song Yan "As long as he is like that, I have no problem recognizing him as a father!"

Xu Jiangshan "..." Pretending I didn't say anything.

"No, where is your principle?"

Song Yan waved her hand, "I'm just kidding~ I'm not someone who can fall in love with any rich man"

Xu Jiangshan thought for a while, "I have a friend who eats both men and women, and his family has... tens of millions?"

Song Yan "..."

Xu Jiangshan looked at him.

Without losing hope, Song Yan took out the paper and pen and quickly handed them to Xu Jiangshan, "May I ask the father you mentioned, bah, what is the WeChat ID and QQ number of this man? It would be best to have a phone number."

Xu Jiangshan "...if he is a fat man"

Song Yan in a poor mountainous area "It's okay, the fat man is stable"

Xu Jiangshan "he five hundred catties"

Song Yan "...if he's still alive, it's fine"

Xu Jiangshan felt that once a boy with a sugar daddy mentality was terrible.

After class, Xu Jiangshan saw Xue Wei waiting for him at the door as always. His dear brother really fell in love with him.

Xue Wei has always been wearing a dark blue windbreaker. He has always been wearing such a brand. When he goes to that station, he knows it is him without looking at his face. .

Looking at Xue Wei in this snowy day, there is always a sense of spring.

"What are you looking at? Going to eat"

Xu Jiangshan nodded and followed Xue Wei.

"Xue Wei"

Xue Wei: "Huh?"

Xu Jiangshan "Do you know Cheng Tong?"

Xue Wei "... I know you, what's the matter?"

Xu Jiangshan: "It's nothing. Recently, I suddenly remembered that there is such a person. It seems that I had a good relationship with me before."

Xue Wei "No"

Xu Jiangshan: "Ah? What?"

Xue Wei "hot chicken, he is a hot chicken"

Xu Jiangshan "... I rarely see you like this"

Xue Wei stubbornly said "spicy chicken"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei stopped and held his shoulders, looked at him and asked him to approve of "spicy chicken"

Xu Jiangshan: "...let's go, rubbish, let's eat"

Xue Wei nodded in satisfaction.

Xu Jiangshan found that he was getting more and more naive.

The two slept together at night, and it was only eight o'clock when Xue Wei hugged him.

"Xue Wei"

Xue Wei put his arms around his waist and asked happily, "Huh?"

Xu Jiangshan: "Be honest, do you have kidney deficiency? Why do you get sleepy so easily?"

Xue Wei's hand stopped "..."

Xu Jiangshan committed suicide, "Is it? To be honest, I know what I do."

Unexpectedly, Xue Wei raised his head and gave him a smirk.

Xu Jiangshan "..." Even if you are so handsome, I still have an ominous premonition... Just as I was thinking about it, a cool hand reached into his pants as far as possible and came to his dear lifeblood.

Xu Jiangshan "Wow!!" He was about to sit up, and Xue Wei quickly grabbed his waist with his hands and pinched his waist so that he couldn't run away.

Xu Jiangshan cried out in pain and comfort, and then began to resist, "Ahhh!! I want to catch it too!!" Xue Wei's face was a little strange after the quarrel, Xu Jiangshan didn't notice it at all, and quickly slipped his little hand into Xue Wei's mouth. Wei's pants and then the whole person remained motionless.

Xue Wei was not in a hurry to take out his hand, he just raised his eyebrows and took his hand out of Xu Jiangshan's pants, even the shape has not changed, there is only such a big gap in the middle of the fist, which makes Xu Jiangshan feel as if one hand is not enough. Was struck by lightning.

After Xu Jiangshan touched it, his whole body was wilted.

Xue Wei hugged him over, "...what's the matter? Did you pinch your ass?"

Xu Jiangshan "... woo--"

Xue Wei mercilessly mocked, "...Pfft, so hit?"

Xu Jiangshan looked at him condemningly, that's how he was hit! !

Xue Wei "I thought you were used to it"

Xu Jiangshan opened his mouth wide "!!" How did I get used to it? ! ! !I'm normal, okay? !It's your problem! !

Xue Wei: "Okay, I am so big because of kidney deficiency. In this way, I will work hard for you so that you have kidney deficiency and you will be the same as me."

Xu Jiangshan "Go away!! Whoa whoa whoa!!!" If you have kidney deficiency, what would I be? ! !

Xu Jiangshan was stripped off that night, Xue Wei didn't do anything else, although it was very hard for him to bear it, but he was willing to do it for three years, and he survived it. These days are not bad. In fact, in the final analysis, he thinks this place is not suitable, it is too simple , but it's good to take off the hug.

Xu Jiangshan has fallen asleep, and when he fell asleep, he felt the warm breasts of a mother, and even felt the happiness of drinking milk as a baby. In this way, he went straight up and took a nipple and sucked happily, just happy When Xu Jiangshan was overwhelmed with emotion, he woke up, and when he looked up, he saw Xue Wei looking at him with an indescribable expression, and in front of him was Xue Wei's drool-filled chest.

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei: "So hungry?"

Xu Jiangshan "It's... not bad"

Xue Wei "I'm hungry too"

Xu Jiangshan: "Don't! I don't have milk!!"

Xue Wei: "Me neither, you licked half of it too"

Xu Jiangshan "Don't!! Mmm~"

Coming out of the bedroom, Xu Jiangshan's expression of kidney deficiency surprised the monkey and the green snake.

Monkey "My God, he's still alive!"

Green Snake "Unexpectedly, he is very powerful in combat!"

Xu Jiangshan "...I just have a bad right ear so I'm not deaf"

The monkey pretended not to hear "Wow - what a great ass"

The green snake has no effect "The chrysanthemum is the king of all flowers!"

Under the adoring eyes of the two, Xu Jiangshan crushed the slice of bread in his hand.

Xue Wei came over with an egg, "What's the matter?"

Xu Jiangshan took the egg, stared into his eyes and crushed a poor egg with one hand.

Xue Wei "..." What kind of enmity is this?

Chapter [-] Wang Mian herds cattle and listens to lectures

Xue Wei was reviewing his homework. He picked up his mobile phone and wanted to call Xu Jiangshan. After dialing the number, he suddenly remembered that Xu Jiangshan didn't like to leave the dormitory these two days, so he packed up and went to find Xu Jiangshan.

Xu Jiangshan was sleeping, and it was eight o'clock when he woke up. He looked down and saw the two idiots in the dormitory sitting at the bottom and writing.

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Still not waking up, Xu Jiangshan chose to lie down to prevent himself from sleepwalking and falling out of bed.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Yitian spoke and his voice sounded very real! "Da Hua, you can test me on the definition of this passage."

Liu Pingan nodded solemnly, "Okay Erhua classmate"

Xu Jiangshan "...you two are demonic?!"

The two found that Xu Jiangshan woke up and looked over.

Zhang Yitian waved his hand, "Come on, my dear Xu, let's study happily together?"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Liu Pingan: "Come on, let's recite the definition together?"

Xu Jiangshan "...wait a minute, I'll wake up soon"

Zhang Yitian put down his glasses and rubbed his eyes, "Hey, isn't it two months before the exam is over and the winter vacation is over, we are reviewing, do you need to take a look?"

Xu Jiangshan thought for a while, "No, I've always been the top three in the class."

Zhang Yitian "..."

Liu Pingan "..."

Zhang Yitian "This is the end of the conversation"

Liu Pingan "Farewell!"

Xu Jiangshan folded the quilt, "Why are you in a hurry, there are two months left, you have memorized it now and it is time for the exam, should you forget it or not?"

The two people below looked at each other, "It makes sense, so let's forget about it."

The two had just put away the review materials and were about to watch a movie. Xu Jiangshan got out of bed and started reading.All when it was a ghost talking just now.

Liu Pingan and Zhang Yitian were about to take Xu Jiangshan to watch the video when the bedroom door was opened.

Xue Wei walked in, "...all hands loose"

Zhang Yitian: "Why?!! I want to play with the school belle too!!"

Liu Pingan "..." didn't really want to die with Zhang Yitian.

Sure enough, it turned out that Liu Ping'an's choice was right. Xue Wei snatched Zhang Yitian's glasses and put them on the luggage cabinet.

Zhang Yitian panicked and raised his hand to fumble around, "Ahhh!! Glasses!! Boss!! I was wrong!! I can't see!! I won't touch Xiaohua's body anymore!!"

Xue Wei became even angrier after hearing this, and directly put Zhang Yitian's glasses in a plastic bag and hung them on the pole used to support the mosquito net.

Zhang Yitian stretched his arms back and forth like a zombie looking for glasses, but Liu Pingan didn't dare to tell him.

Xue Wei, "The drama club has a show today, and those who participated will be awarded certificates. Do you want to participate?"

Xu Jiangshan was excited when he heard the certificate, "Participate! Why don't you participate! What program?"

Xue Wei "mainly reminds everyone to study more, there are screens to borrow light, heads hanging from beams and awls, and negative salary hanging horns, using grass to paint the ground, Wang Mian herding cattle and listening to lectures, everyone has a story, you can choose yourself"

Xu Jiangshan "...I have only heard of the first two"

Zhang Yitian went to "excuse the wall"

Liu Ping'an's head cantilevered with piercing beams

Xu Jiangshan looked back at them, "...I hate you"

Zhang Yitian said to Xue Wei, "...I hate you too, how good you are when you don't recover your memory."

Liu Pingan: "Well, it's not easy to bully after recovering."

Xu Jiangshan gritted his teeth, "So? It's not easy to bully, and it took away the only story I know?! What do you want me to do?! Wang Mian's cattle herding?!"

Xue Wei thought for a while, "It seems that only this story is easier to understand."

Xu Jiangshan "..."

It seems so.

Just then Xue Wei's cell phone rang.

Xue Wei took a look, "It's a monkey"

Xu Jiangshan raised his chin to signal him to pick it up quickly.

Xue Wei connected "Hello"

"Boss!! Heishu has been ignoring me for three days since she saw the ten g connected to my mobile phone network disk! What should I do? Please help me!! Today is her birthday! I thought she would be angry too It’s been a day or two but she still hasn’t paid me any attention!!”

Xue Wei thought for a while, "...I have never encountered such a thing. Jiangshan doesn't look at my phone, and I don't have a network disk in my phone."

Monkey: "Don't be like this!! My mind is very confused now! There is no way to calm down! I can't live without her!!! Help!!"

Xu Jiangshan snatched the phone from the frowning Xue Wei and asked, "She hasn't spoken to you since then?"

The monkey cried, "That's right!! Sister-in-law!! Help—"

Xu Jiangshan thought for a while, "...do you know where she is?"

Monkey "Knows! She participated in that school's performance today, at the backstage of the communication center! I watched from a distance"

Xu Jiangshan imagined that scene and felt very sad, so he made a promise out of heart, "Don't worry, I will try anyway, we will go there today, and we will communicate with her after seeing her, we will try our best"

Monkey "Okay, thanks sister-in-law"

Xu Jiangshan "...calling me big brother will get twice the result with half the effort"

Monkey "...it's okay to call you big brother, but forgive me for being incapable of calling Xue Boss and sister-in-law"

Xu Jiangshan: "Little trash! Hang up!"

beep-

Xue Wei nodded, could it really be possible for his younger brother to come out and show off after being trained by him.

Xu Jiangshan "give me your phone, I want to see your heartbeat, WeChat and..."

Xue Wei handed it to him without hesitation.

Xu Jiangshan looked at the simple desktop and the software bar that didn’t even have a theme, so he didn’t have any desire to explore, so he pouted and threw it back, “No one calls you big brother, even a mobile phone is boring.”

Xue Wei "... big brother"

Xu Jiangshan is happy.

Xue Wei "Go back and download something and show it to you"

Xu Jiangshan was so moved, it seems that if Liu Pingan and Zhang Yitian were not present, he would have gone up there with a kiss.

Liu Pingan "..."

The blind Zhang Yitian "Glasses...glasses..."

communication Center

Xue Wei was really right, Xu Jiangshan was really arranged for Wang Mian to herd cattle and listen to lectures.

Xu Jiangshan painted two red-faced men with wigs and bellybands riding Liu Pingan with a look of lovelessness on his face, reciting lines, "Ah--how I long to go to my husband's school--ah--I'm really uncomfortable ——I really want to go—no way, I can only listen secretly—ah—”

The audience in the audience were all asleep, but they were woken up by Xu Jiangshan's voices.

Xu Jiangshan felt that just reading lines was too boring, so he patted Liu Ping'an's butt and said, "I don't know why, my cow always runs so slowly, I'm afraid it's about to give birth."

Liu Pingan at the bottom was very unconvinced. To prove that he was a bull, he ran hard. At the beginning, Xu Jiangshan accelerated with his front legs and almost hit the ground. Later, his limbs accelerated so fast that Xu Jiangshan shouted and even threw Xu Jiangshan with a "plop". down.

Xu Jiangshan sat on the stage and slowed down for a while, "I won't let you off this cow during Chinese New Year."

Liu Pingan "... Moo—" I didn't mean it!

In short, after experiencing the visual impact of Zhang Yitian smashing the wall and burying himself, Liu Ping'an's head hanging from the beam and hanging the wig, and Xu Jiangshan's cattle herding going through some things to prepare for the Chinese New Year.Finally, this performance that has no meaning other than awarding a certificate is over.

When Xu Jiangshan stepped off the stage to remove his makeup, he saw Heishu.

Heishu is playing today as Snow White. There is a man in a suit next to Snow White. Xu Jiangshan looks at the back and thinks it is a monkey. He thinks that people who love each other can never be delayed by a little thing. Unexpectedly, the prince turns around and turns out to be a man he does not know. It is important. What's more, he was very close to Hei Shu just now...

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei removed his make-up, and many people in the backstage were busy removing their own make-up, and the voice was very noisy. Seeing that he stopped talking, Xue Wei asked loudly, "What's wrong?! What are you looking at?!"

Xu Jiangshan: "...Have you ever seen Heishu have any cousins?!"

Xue Wei shook his head, "No! Houzi said that because of Hei Shu's withdrawn personality in this school, she doesn't know anyone else at all!"

Xu Jiangshan "...now there is"