After I left Jianghu, I was forced to become popular [Wearing Books]

When the person on the phone heard Pei Heze's words, he almost choked on a mouthful of water.

"Cough cough cough..."

The person on the other side of the phone let out an earth-shattering cough, and then, the cough turned into a crisp laughter of weeping ghosts and gods.

Pei Heze: ...

"Li Weifen." Pei Heze gritted his teeth and warned on the other end of the phone word by word.

"Okay, okay, the sun is coming out from the west," said the person on the other end of the phone with a playful smile, "Pei Heze, you have a day too."

"It's not easy, but you actually said please and thank you to me," the other party finally stopped laughing presumptuously, with a hint of spirit in his voice, "Okay, wait."

Immediately afterwards, there was a sound of thunderbolt typing on the keyboard from the phone.

Pei Heze took a deep breath, seeing that the phone still had some data bursting out, and for some reason, he felt a little nervous.

He pursed his lips, not even wanting to know who it was.

It actually made Zhu Chenyi so crazy.

"It's done." The sound of typing on the computer stopped, and Li Weifen's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"I found it," the voice on the other end of the phone smiled again, "According to the data from the watch, Zhu Chenyi is moving."

Pei Heze:! ! !

——Could it be that it's really a marathon?

"But the movement is not too big, and data abnormalities caused by movement should be ruled out."

"Now the watch shows that he has stopped, but the data is still bursting." The voice over there paused, with a hint of sympathy in his tone, "I hacked into the watch's mobile phone data and changed some test values. , it seems...Zhu Chenyi is still making physical contact with others."

"Also, I have some unfortunate news for you. Even if I modified the threshold, the data for this session...is still off the charts," the other party clicked his tongue, with obvious sympathy in his tone, "Pei Heze, you can't do it."

Pei Heze: ...

Even though he couldn't see him on the phone, Pei Heze still rolled his beautiful eyes expressionlessly.

"Okay, the address shown on the watch is at No. XX, XX Road," the opposite person reported an address, "Based on the height, it's probably on the seventh or eighth floor."

"Do you have mobile phone data? Do you want me to confirm it for you?" A voice came from the opposite side.

"No need," Pei Heze took a deep breath, and pressed his hat while walking outside, "Remember not to search randomly."

"Don't worry, I won't do bad things," said the other person in a free and easy tone, with a sense of arrogance, "Besides, don't you worry about me doing things?"

"Come on," there was another crackling sound from the computer on the opposite side, "but I guess... With this data, you will basically be cold after you go."

"Calm down, brother, you should just see your rival in love."

"Come on brother!"

Pei Heze: ...

On the other hand, Shi Jian's heartbeat was really fast.

The audience's demands became more and more outrageous, and Shi Jian even felt that the folk customs here were too open.

"Let's continue to see what the audience wants." The host smiled, "Let's continue."

Shi Jian also continued to look up at the big screen.

"The two of them reproduced the scene when they were shooting the magazine."

"It's not easy." After seeing this request, the host finally showed a smile on his face, and joked to the bullet screen, "Finally, there is a request to be able to broadcast."

"You two's new product pictures are as beautiful as works of art," the host first praised the two commercials for a while, then looked at the two with a smile, and made a request, "Then the next time , can I trouble the two teachers to reproduce the scene at that time?"

"Yes." Chu Xingchen nodded.

Seeing Chu Xingchen's voice, although Shi Jian was puzzled, he also nodded: "Yes."

Shi Jian didn't quite understand.

In his opinion, there seems to be no big difference between this "reproduce the action that was filmed at that time" and the request of "kiss" just now.

The only difference may be that "kissing one" is simply an action of kissing one, without any other process, but "replicating the action during shooting" has a higher degree of difficulty and is a little more difficult to complete.

Shi Jian had some doubts in his heart - could it be possible to broadcast this, because it is the degree of difficulty?

Shi Jian was thinking inwardly, watching Chu Xingchen's movements, he felt very relaxed in his heart——

Follow Brother Chu, usually you can't go wrong.

After the phone call yesterday, in order to comfort himself, Chu Xingchen also told himself that in his profession, sometimes kissing may be unavoidable due to work.

The kiss when they were filming was also considered to complete the work, so don't take it too seriously.

There are indeed many strange rules here, for example, everyone can dye their hair to look like a rooster or a rainbow, or if everyone likes to wear some clothes with holes, they can also dress cool and the same, Shi Jian accepted it without much effort." Kissing is a job requirement."

Shi Jian stood up following Chu Xingchen, watching Chu Xingchen untie the side straps of his shirt, and then tangle with his own.

"When we were filming, the shoelaces and clothes straps were all tied together, mainly to highlight the theme of mandarin ducks intertwined."

Chu Xingchen looked at Shi Jian with a smile in his eyes: "He came up with this idea."

Barrage:! ! !

[Fuck shit!I am the first to not believe that these two people have nothing! !Shi Jian's face turned red up to the neck! 】

[Help, Chu Xingchen's tone is damn spoiling, I'm going to faint, this live broadcast has too much sugar! 】

[Come here, give me some insulin, the child will faint. 】

Even the host couldn't hold back, looking at the two, tried hard to control himself, and through excellent expression management, he let himself show a more decent-looking auntie smile.

Shi Jian watched as Chu Xingchen skillfully tied the straps on the two shirts together, his bony and slender hands shuttled through the red silk-like straps, Shi Jian couldn't open his eyes.

"Okay." Chu Xingchen tied the last knot and smiled at Shi Jian.

"I tie my shoes."

Shi Jian didn't know why, but he was a little embarrassed to be seen by Chu Xingchen. He squatted down quickly, and almost dragged Chu Xingchen to the ground with such speed.

"Yes, the top view at that time was inspired by the fact that the shoelaces were tied together and accidentally knocked down when moving."

Chu Xingchen also followed Shi Jian, and while waiting for Shi Jian to tie his shoelaces, he explained to the audience in the live broadcast room.

In the camera, Chu Xingchen lowered his head, with a slight smile on his face, while Shi Jian buried his head in tying his shoelaces, showing the red tips of his ears on the screen, which made people even more imaginative.

[Good guys, sisters, it's about this time, why are you staring blankly, hurry up and take a screenshot! 】

[This is not the inspiration I got after knocking down!This is obviously an inspiration that I got! 】

[Grass, no wonder some sisters said that the trumpet of the big guy photographer followed Shichen CP Chaohua, the logic seems to be smooth, who can stand it! 】

【Mom, I won't get it real this time, will I?This is too true!Shi Jian's red and pointed ears are really tempting, woo woo woo! 】

"All right."

After Shi Jian finished speaking, he immediately stood up, and Tao Hua glanced at Chu Xingchen with a questioning look in his eyes: "Can we start?"

"En." Chu Xingchen responded in a low voice.

As soon as Chu Xingchen's words fell, Shi Jian couldn't wait to lead Chu Xingchen to toss in the empty space in the middle of the live broadcast room.

Chu Xingchen caught off guard: ...

Shi Jian was in such a hurry at the beginning, mainly because he felt that something was wrong with him.

He wanted to end this live broadcast quickly and ask Zhu Chenyi to check his data.

——Let’s not talk about his heart, he even wondered if he was sick somewhere.

He felt like he had been poisoned by some kind of poison, and a little bit of aphrodisiac.

Even every time I got a little closer to Chu Xingchen, my heart started beating a little abnormally.

The skin that touched it was a little hot, and the face flushed uncontrollably.

He also specifically searched on Baidu before, heartbeat disorder and allergies are the above symptoms.

Shi Jian took a deep breath, ready to hurry up and get out.

He just wanted to quickly analyze and analyze his own data with Zhu Chenyi, whether it was his heartbeat or something wrong with his physical health.

The two were the same as they were filmed at the time. They performed front flips and turns in one go, and finally rolled a few times on the floor.

[Fuck shit!Is this something I can see for free! 】

[Help, I immediately filled my brain with a 100 million-word long story about the two of them. I thought the photos would be enough to inspire, but I didn't expect the shooting scene to be more exciting! ! 】

The barrage increased crazily.

Seeing the two people rolling on the ground, the audience in front of the screen understood and smiled at the same time.

However, just when the corners of their mouths were raised, wishing they could rush to the earth and stand side by side with the sun, the screen suddenly went black.

The audience whose smiles haven't stopped completely: ? ? ?

[! ! !Gan!Ahhh such a crucial place!Why is the screen black! 】

[Grass, I just saw a face with a wretched smile on the screen, I was startled, and I took a closer look, oh, it turned out to be me. 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, my family members were bursting with laughter, but I really want to know what happened. Hey!You can also charge money! 】

In the live broadcast room, the host who knew what happened and witnessed everything was dumbfounded.

She thought about the force value of her own cub, and was a little afraid that if she knew too much, her neck would be broken.

She saw it... After the two of them spun around a few times with great difficulty, they finally landed lightly on the ground.

Just when she thought the action of the two of them was over, and Chu Xingchen looked like he was about to get up——

Shi Jian suddenly seemed to have stumbled, and kissed Chu Xingchen's lips directly.

The host who is about to take the speech:! ! !

——This cannot be broadcast!

The live broadcast room will be blocked! ! !

She looked at the live broadcast interface in horror, and found that the live broadcast interface had turned into darkness.

The host breathed a sigh of relief, and turned his head to the side in fear, leaving room for Chu Xingchen and Shi Jian.

But he couldn't hold back, and took another sneak peek in the direction of Chu Xingchen and Shi Jian.

After watching this, the host who was out of the camera breathed a sigh of relief, and finally gave up the expression management for a moment, and the corner of his mouth was shoulder to shoulder with the sun, showing his aunt's smile presumptuously.

——She is professional, unless you can't help it.

Chu Xingchen, who was thrown to the ground by Shi Jian, gently tugged at the thread in his hand.

Seeing Shi Jian seriously kissing himself, Chu Xingchen felt a little complicated.

Thinking that Shi Jian actually reproduced the scene at that time without shrinking at all, and even reproduced the stumbling caused by the slippery floor, he couldn't help but smiled.

Chu Xingchen was in a complicated mood.

There is a hint of humor in the joy, and a hint of helplessness in the funny.

The sound of the live broadcast machine was still humming, Chu Xingchen was pressed against the somewhat cool ground, maintaining the same posture as before, and Shi Jian pressed him on the floor to kiss him.

Thinking of something, Chu Xingchen's heart beat a little faster.

If the line is pulled wrong and the live broadcast is still going on...

I don't know how many people watched in front of the screen, and I don't know how much trouble there will be in the follow-up.

But he admits.

An inexplicable excitement mixed with heartbeat, coupled with the green and unskilled kiss from time to time on the lips, Chu Xingchen even felt for a moment that even if there were too many troubles in the follow-up, he would accept it.

No matter what time it is, he has always been able to do anything, but he always has nothing to do with Shi Jian.

And Shi Jian also forgot how long the kiss lasted.

He just felt that Chu Xingchen even smiled after kissing each other.

The slight ups and downs of Chu Xingchen's chest and the inexplicable smile made Shi Jian's inexplicable competitive spirit rise again.

Unconvinced, he deepened the kiss.

Shi Jian closed his eyes, feeling that he had been kissed for a long time.

It wasn't until he was almost out of breath, and the other party was completely silent, that he got up abruptly.

Chu Xingchen who was tied up with him was forced to be dragged up along with him.

host:……

Seeing Chu Xingchen's embarrassing expression, the host said empathetically, "It seems...our DAZZLING clothes are of good quality."

Chu Xingchen: ...

The camera next to him took a deep breath, plugged in the power that Chu Xingchen had unplugged just now, and gestured to the crowd to indicate that a live broadcast was on.

Looking at the two of them, the aunt's smile on the host's face was suppressed abruptly, and instantly switched to a professional smile.

"It's really..." The professionalism of the host made her try to hold herself together, "The performance of the two of you just now is really wonderful."

"The live broadcast room accidentally hooked the line because of the action just now, and there was a little accident. I apologize to the audience in the live broadcast room."

Chu Xingchen handled it calmly.

And when he found out that he had finished the required actions and found out that the live broadcast hadn't ended, Shi Jian:? ? ?

[It's okay, it didn't take long, it's just a pity that I couldn't see the second half. 】

【You two are fine. 】

The fans didn't make trouble unreasonably, and expressed their understanding one after another, saying that it was fine.

But in Shichen CP Chaohua, the discussion rate of the post rose wildly.

Those who were able to come over from the cold CP were all extremely talented in finding candy, and wished they could watch the live broadcast of the variety show with a microscope. When they saw Shi Jian and Chu Xingchen get up again, they instantly turned into Sherlock Holmes.

[Something is wrong!Chu Xingchen's voice was wrong! 】

[Did I read it wrong?Why do I feel that their lipsticks are a bit uneven? 】

[This time it's so true, help, it can't be a kiss, right?This is too exciting, right? 】

[I recorded the screen, I'm not sure what the two of them are doing, but I can hear the sound of panting and clothes rubbing, family members, if I say this, you should understand what I mean? 】

[Understand, understand, understand!This is too exciting! @黑暗下，wife，hungry，fanfan! 】

……

The discussion on Chaohua was heated, and Shi Jian's live broadcast over there finally ended.

"Okay," the host couldn't restrain his growing smile, "That's the end of today's live broadcast, everyone is welcome to pay attention to DAZZLING, and everyone is welcome to buy the same Chinese element series of Chu Xingchen and Shi Jian."

"See you next time."

After the host finished speaking and confirmed that the live broadcast equipment was completely turned off, he finally couldn't control himself. His eyes lit up and he turned to Chu Xingchen and Shi Jian, and said excitedly, "Thank you!"

"Zai Zai, Ma Ma blesses you all," the host took out a small star-shaped alarm clock from the bag, "Ma Ma doesn't have any good things, this is specially prepared."

"I'm sorry," the host looked at Chu Xingchen, "I feel that you don't need anything, Mr. Chu, so I didn't prepare a gift for you, and I'm in seconds..."

"But I support you every minute! I sign in every day at Shichen CP Chaohua!"

"You must be together well," the host blushed and said excitedly, "Don't worry, we will keep it a secret for you!"

After the host finished speaking, he made a cheering gesture to the two of them. He was so excited that he forgot to ask for his autograph. He murmured "I've got it for real" in his mouth, and walked briskly... off work.

Shi Jian:? ? ?

Chu Xingchen:? ? ?

*******

Another corner of the city.

"Did you see the look in Chu Xingchen's eyes?" the hoarse voice said lightly.

"I see," the gloomy voice asked back, "what's the matter?"

"He likes Shi Jian," the hoarse voice was a little bewitching, "but here, he shouldn't like Shi Jian."

"I think he may have recalled something," the hoarse voice analyzed, "Are you still going to be so kind to Shi Jian?"

"I've already contacted you," the gloomy voice smiled, "You said that we each get what we need and don't interfere with each other."

"In this game, whether Shi Jian goes or not, his skin will be peeled off." The gloomy voice sounded even more gloomy.

"Good job," the hoarse voice smiled, "It's just a suggestion, and I won't interfere with you."

"After all...I'm different from you."

"That's about the same." There was a hint of satisfaction in the gloomy voice.

I don't know how long it took, until the person on the other side left, smiled in a hoarse voice, and added lightly——

"We...are indeed different."

"I'm not that stupid."

"However," there was no emotion in the hoarse laughter, "the knife...of course, it needs to be a little stupid to be easy to use."

……

On Huasang Mountain, the atmosphere was also rare and tense.

"This quiz not only tests the lightness kung fu practiced in the past, but also the one-finger meditation that I learned recently," the bald old man presided over the quiz, "there is also a very important test item."

"This time it's not our simulation, but the ticket grabbing for the Gaoren's fan meeting that will open soon," the bald old man said with a serious expression, "For the sake of martial arts, we must grab tickets and meet Gaoren in a fair manner. "

Lao Li nodded and added: "This time, ticket grabbing will account for a very large proportion of the results. We have practiced for so long just for today."

The old men stared at the clock with grave expressions.

The disciples also looked serious.

"Get ready," the bald old man looked at his watch, "the ticket grabbing channel will start in one minute."

"Grab tickets and report the number, grab at least one ticket, and stop at most ten tickets."

"Yes!" The disciples looked nervous about the exam.

"Prepare—" All the disciples have been well-trained and quickly transferred to the payment interface.

"start!!!!"

"Report! Shows that the payment road is congested!"

"Report, it shows that the network in front has collapsed!" The disciples reported loudly.

The old men glanced at each other, Lao Li didn't speak, and silently took out the quick-acting heart-relief pill from his pocket, and distributed it to the other old men.

Nervous old men: ...

It's pretty well prepared.

"Report, showing congestion ahead!"

The old men squeezed the Suxiao Jiuxin Pill silently.

"Report! Got the first ticket!"

Old men:! ! !

With this beginning, it went a lot smoother.

"Report! Got the second ticket!"

"Report! Got the third ticket!"

"Report! Got it..."

……

"Report! Tickets are sold out!"

A total of seven tickets were grabbed.

The old men showed gratified smiles, and silently returned the Suxiao Jiuxin Pill to Lao Li.

"Great," the old men bowed to the disciples, "Thank you for your joint efforts."

"Before I was afraid of affecting everyone's emotions, I didn't tell everyone that the current situation of our martial arts is not good."

An old man pushed his reading glasses, looked at his disciples and said: "In a few months, there will be a global martial arts competition, and we can't hold it. This matter is already very serious, and country B is still provoking us. "

"They even blatantly said that there is no one in our martial arts world who can fight."

"They also said that we have already fallen, and we can't stand up like before."

There was seriousness in the voices of the old men.

"And now we have to admit that our era has indeed passed."

"We are old," the old man smiled, "but you are still young and have not grown up."

"Country B always likes to play tricks. Our martial arts competition this time is not easy, and it may even be extremely dangerous. All the organizers sent are disclaimers for disability or even death." The old men looked firm, "But no matter how difficult it is, What we carry on our backs does not allow us to retreat."

Many old men looked serious: "We must also tell the expert about the current situation this time."

"So," the old men concluded, "the tickets for this meeting are very important."

"This determines whether we can meet an expert. Let me tell you about the current form of martial arts."

"Discuss together how to break the situation."

Disciples:! ! !

The disciples all frowned.

And the expressions on the faces of the little disciples on the other side changed instantly after hearing the master's words.

Master's words, when they get up, can be summed up in one sentence——

Their martial arts are about to die!

I have to find an expert for help!

*******

And the other side.

"Junior Brother, how's the data?" As soon as Shi Jian finished his work, he quickly found Zhu Chenyi who had just finished his work.

"Is it healthy?"

"Wait for me to see..." Zhu Chenyi took out his phone and opened the corresponding software.

Zhu Chenyi who saw the data:! ! !

"Health is pretty healthy, that is..."

"Brother," Zhu Chenyi looked at the data, then looked up at Shi Jian in disbelief, with a trembling tone, "you, you, you and Chu Xingchen, what did you do during the live broadcast?"

Shi Jian:? ? ?

"Ah," Shi Jian felt a little guilty, his peach blossom eyes drooped, "It's just working together."

Zhu Chenyi:? ? ?

—Really, he didn't believe it.

Zhu Chenyi looked at the data displayed on the phone, and blinked in disbelief.

It was the first time he saw the watch data explode.

Even when Shi Jian mentioned "Chu Xingchen" to him just now, the real-time updated data showed that his heart rate was a little higher than usual.

Zhu Chenyi sighed, and shook his head in despair at Shi Jian.

"The heart rate has reached 117 beats per minute, the blood pressure has also increased, the adrenaline has also increased every second, and the level of dopamine and endorphins is also abnormal..."

"This data is all over the table, it's all marked red with one water, and I can't measure the specific data," Zhu Chenyi took a breath, "Even the watch reminded you, don't be too excited, in case of sudden death The gain outweighs the loss..."

Shi Jian: ...

Shi Jian recalled those abnormal reactions in his body at that time.

So... is this the heartbeat?

"It's over," Zhu Chenyi looked at Shi Jian with a complicated tone, "Senior brother, you are completely screwed."

"You're better than me," Zhu Chenyi looked shocked, "When I do most of the time, the stats are at most marked yellow, you... It's too exaggerated."

Shi Jian: ...

"Hey," Zhu Chenyi looked at the reminder, "just now the watch reminded again, saying that if there is exercise, the data may not be so accurate, brother, did you exercise during the live broadcast?"

Shi Jian nodded: "Take brother Chu to do a simple exercise such as a simple front somersault and somersault in the air."

"This shouldn't be too simple." Zhu Chenyi nodded, and after listening to Shi Jian's words, he breathed a sigh of relief, "Let me just say, I haven't seen a situation where the data exploded."

"And senior brother, you don't look like this kind of person..." Zhu Chenyi looked at Shi Jian's calm face and nodded confidently.

"You continue to take it with you. The data this time is inaccurate. Next time you have an activity with Chu Xingchen that doesn't exercise, let's continue to analyze it."

Shi Jian didn't speak, just stared at the watch and nodded thoughtfully.

On the other side, Pei Heze also found Chu Xingchen.

"What's the matter?" Chu Xingchen raised his head and glanced at the cold-faced young man in front of him.

"Something went wrong." Pei Heze took off his hat, casually pulled out his chair and sat down, then silently pushed the mobile phone showing the data screenshot of the exploded watch to Chu Xingchen, "Look."

Chu Xingchen's eyebrows twitched.

"You should wait until this point," Pei Heze didn't say a word of nonsense, "This is the heartbeat data of Zhu Chenyi's watch."

Chu Xingchen nodded.

—Of course he knew.

Could he not know?

This was even designed by Ying Jianliao inspired by his experience.

The two also said to themselves that this is to help young people like him who are confused about love.

This product had just come out and hadn't been launched yet, so Ying Jianliao and Chu Jue gave themselves a watch.

Chu Xingchen silently glanced at the watch that was collecting dust on the shelf, and didn't know how to give it to Shi Jian.

Chu Xingchen pushed his glasses, looked down at the bursting heartbeat data on Pei Heze's phone, and gave Pei Heze a sympathetic look.

He thought for a while, and silently pushed the "How to Pursue a Handsome Boy" in front of him.

"It's not too useful to me," Chu Xingchen said in a low voice, "Shi Jian doesn't like this, but I guess Zhu Chenyi will."

Pei Heze: ...

"I checked." Pei Heze said the most ruthless thing with the least amount of words, "When Zhu Chenyi's data exploded several times, he was in the same space as you and Shi Jian."

"I'm sure, there's no way Zhu Chenyi likes you." Pei Heze said in a firm tone.

"So," Pei Heze glanced at Chu Xingchen, "it was Shi Jian who made Zhu Chenyi's data explode."

Chu Xingchen who suddenly ate melon and ate his head:! ! !

???

The news of Pei Heze hit the head and face.

No, doesn't Zhu Chenyi like Pei Heze?

——It's only been a few days, why is Shi Jian's data exploded, and his heart is crazy? ? ?

The author has something to say: Pei Heze: Let me inform you that we are both finished, let's discuss how to carry ourselves away.

Chu Xingchen:? ? ?This is unreasonable.

Zhu Chenyi: I am wronged!My brother and I are two zeros!No one will do 1 for love!

Shi Jian:? ? ?What the hell are you guys talking about? The martial arts world is about to die. Hurry up and find a way together TAT

PS: Li Weifen is the shou who pretends to be a scumbag in "Students Survival Plan"!Cherish the happy days before he entered the infinite stream world, poor baby QWQ

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Because I feel that the oven needs to be baked for a long time, and it is easy to be undercooked, so I used the rice cooker as witty as if I were making Orleans chicken legs...

Tragedy happened! !Rice in chicken wings!It's overflowing! !

It’s really a meal

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and!do not know why!The color I made is like a cake (but the taste is okay)

Today, my family refused to taste my chicken wings and rice, and looked at me with weird eyes that looked like I was eating half a plate, and wept.

How could this be so! !

Tomorrow I will try to bake it and eat it, waiting for my feedback!Huh huh, I failed cooking today QWQ

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感谢在2021-08-1523:52:18~2021-08-1623:52:48期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the mine: Hoshino 1;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: Yan Yuyanyu, Yan Nuomoli 10 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!