After I left Jianghu, I was forced to become popular [Wearing Books]

Shi Jian's Versailles speech made the audience and directors choke.

The barrage was silent for a second.

Not only that.

The audience watching the live broadcast even found out in horror——

After all the guests from Shi Jian's group took the stage...the guest seats were empty, there was no one there.

Crowd: ? ? ?

The director, who was waiting to see a good show, was also confused by this sudden situation and was caught off guard.

???

--what's the situation?

The barrage seems to have finally recovered, and discussions started.

Feeling shocked.

[?what's the situation?Am I right? ?Why do I look at the guest table...not even a single person?Shi Jian pulled everyone over? 】

[I was shocked, my good guy, it turns out that the competition system can still be played like this. I always thought it was an exchange of guests, and then the exchanged guests came undercover. 】

[Fuck? !I thought it was an exaggeration with so many people... It turns out there are more exaggerations. 】

There are also those who are already confused.

[To be honest, I was stunned. 】

【I also! !How on earth is this done? 】

Shi Jian didn't know how he did it.

This thing started a few days ago.

Just as Shi Jian wanted to recall, on the big screen, the review video of each group of contestants before the competition was slowly broadcast.

The director frowned, startled.

— This is not the video they reviewed.

As soon as the video was broadcast, the director had a bad premonition in his heart.

At the beginning of the video is the audio of the director's request for forced substitutions.

There was only recording, but no face. Everyone was shocked when they heard the director's almost blatant tone.

[I always thought it was a perfect rule of the program, this rule is directly aimed at it, right? 】

[I'm shocked, the show crew is too disgusting, it's provoking trouble. 】

There are also sunspots barging in the barrage.

[The director doesn't change the rules, how can the show be effective? 】

【Shi Jian is really disgusting. He said clearly on the surface that he didn't care, but in the end he snatched away all the guests. 】

The barrage began to fight again.

The video continues.

After adding new rules to the director's team, Shi Jian was still secretly happy that he could finally be eliminated early, but after Shi Jian quietly rejoiced for a while, he found that no matter how he comforted everyone, they seemed to be filled with righteous indignation and sullen.

Especially Liang Zizhen.

"This competition system is really... for the sake of watching, even the most basic part of the show is not required."

"I don't look at the real talent at all..." As a strict practitioner of the "strength first" doctrine, Liang Zizhen took a deep breath for this competition system.

"Do you... want to advance?"

Shi Jian saw that everyone had some wrong expressions, and asked aloud.

"Who doesn't want to," Liang Zizhen said in a sullen tone, "I want to stand on a higher ground so that more people can see me dancing."

"Who didn't come here because of a dream?" Liang Zizhen raised his head, his eyes were a little red, looked at the several instant noodle buckets next to him, and patted Shi Jian on the shoulder, "Don't force yourself to smile .”

"Could it be that you came to the show to eat those boxes of instant noodles?"

Shi Jian: ...

He didn't know how to answer Liang Zizhen's words.

——He came to this show really because of those boxes of instant noodles.

Even wanting to be eliminated is because of these boxes of instant noodles.

Shi Jian didn't want to be eliminated not just because he received an endorsement.

If there is no endorsement, he wants to leave.

Because Shi Jian discovered that this program was simply a false advertisement.

The instant noodles in this show can only be eaten when the recording starts for the first time, and you can’t even touch them for the rest of the days.

The last time Shi Jian managed to find a few boxes of instant noodles piled up together, the PD who was following him vaguely reminded that the instant noodles seemed not to be eaten casually.

Shi Jian:? ? ?

Shi Jian looked at the timing many times, and finally found a bunch of instant noodles after one recording.

He tentatively stretched out his hand, and the people around him didn't even say anything.

Shi Jian was overjoyed, N kinds of ways to eat instant noodles had already appeared in his mind, and he happily took a box.

But as soon as he got started, Shi Jian felt that the weight on his hand was obviously wrong.

Only then did Shi Jian realize that the box was actually empty.

Shi Jian:! ! !

Shi Jian's eyes were wide open.

But even more outrageous is yet to come.

Shi Jian looked at all the instant noodle boxes in disbelief, and found that they were all empty.

Just when Shi Jian was wondering who made these things, and even wondered if a thief had eaten them in advance, the director team actually removed all the empty boxes.

Then the director team told the contestants not to put anything on it during post-harvesting and preparation, because instant noodles should be put on top in the later stage.

Shi Jian: ...

He felt as if he had been deceived.

Without instant noodles, Shi Jian instantly felt that it was meaningless to stay on this show, he might as well get rid of it early and record the endorsement of the new flavor of instant noodles.

Moreover, after Chu Xingchen recovered from his back injury, the management was extremely strict. Food and beverages were supervised every day, and even takeaway was not allowed.

Although Shi Jian could bear the life of eating vegetable leaves every day, after tasting so many delicacies, Shi Jian still longed for the outside world in his heart.

There are so many delicious foods waiting for him to discover and explore.

But... Shi Jian looked at Liang Zizhen's red eye circles, and his heart instantly softened.

Shi Jian thought that Liang Zizhen had been calling him "big brother" and "senior" these days, and he was more considerate than the younger brother of his sect, so he couldn't bear it.

He sighed softly.

"I have a way."

"I have a way not to be eliminated..." Shi Jian opened his mouth, but found that Chu Xingchen's voice sounded at the same time as his.

"You speak first."

The voices of the two sounded simultaneously again.

【Damn it, is there any food? I knocked it over. 】

【have!Search Time CP!Welcome to the Arctic Circle!But there is a wife called "After the Darkness" who is very awesome!Single-handedly carry our output! 】

【God, why do I feel that Liang Zizhen and Shi Jian are also a bit awkward...】

The focus of the barrage gradually became distorted.

"Technology! Technology!!" The director yelled frantically in the headset, "Cut it off!! Cut it off quickly!"

There was some delay in the technical operation, but the broadcast continued on the big screen.

"He only said that at least one person must change." Shi Jian's voice was cold, his peach eyes narrowed, "but every time he said how did he change?"

"Well," Chu Xingchen met Shi Jian's eyes, nodded, and added, "Substituting, adding, subtracting..."

"It's all called changes."

Liang Zizhen:! ! !

"That is to say," Shi Jian smiled at Chu Xingchen, and tacitly continued what Chu Xingchen said, with peachy eyes, "If you are with Pei Heze, junior brother, you just need to dig Pei Heze over."

"Well," Chu Xingchen nodded, "According to the competition system, as long as there are personnel changes, it's fine."

Zhu Chenyi: ...

He looked at the two people who cooperated tacitly in front of him, and felt that he seemed a little redundant.

Shi Jian and Chu Xingchen sang together without giving anyone a chance to intervene. After Chu Xingchen finished speaking, Shi Jian turned his head and looked at Zhu Chenyi: "Junior Brother, you just need to pull Pei Heze over, and we'll be fine."

"Are you familiar with Pei Heze?" Chu Xingchen looked at Zhu Chenyi and asked calmly.

Zhu Chenyi nodded, then shook his head again.

"Not too familiar," Zhu Chenyi frowned, "We are in the same team, but I feel that the kid is a bit introverted, and he hardly talks to us."

"I don't know what reward Gao Yuda Company gave Pei Heze." Zhu Chenyi looked confused, "I feel that Pei Heze doesn't seem to have anything very interesting."

"Indeed," Liang Zizhen also nodded, "I saw Pei Heze just now, and I feel very powerful."

"I don't even dare to talk to him."

Crowd: ...

How can this be done.

Shi Jian tilted his head, with a troubled expression on his face: "Otherwise... I'll go and carry him directly?"

"Will it be bad?"

Crowd: ? ? ?

Even Zhu Chenyi froze on the spot.

——I haven't seen him for a few years, why does his senior brother show signs of developing into an outlaw fanatic?

"No."

Hearing the word "carry", Chu Xingchen's face sank slightly.

"Actually, I think it's not impossible to carry it over..."

Zhu Chenyi thought for a long time, but he didn't think of how he could get Pei Heze here.

"I think so too." Liang Zizhen nodded, and looked at Shi Jian suspiciously, "It's your small body...can you handle it?"

"I can." Shi Jian nodded, rolled up his sleeves and prepared to find Pei Heze.

A slender hand embraced him.

"Article 143 of the "Criminal Law" stipulates that it is strictly forbidden to illegally detain others or deprive others of their liberty by other means."

Chu Xingchen's low voice sounded.

"Offenders shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of up to three years, criminal detention or deprivation of political rights."

"Where there are plots of beating and insulting, severe punishment shall be given."

Chu Xingchen pushed his glasses and spoke unhurriedly

"Bring it to us," Chu Xingchen glanced at Shi Jian, "If Pei Heze is unwilling, he can even sue you for kidnapping."

Shi Jian: ...

Zhu Chenyi: ...

Liang Zizhen: ...

The three of them bowed their heads in shame, showing expressions of guilt like legal blindness.

This part of Chu Xingchen was not cut in. It was originally cut to the next scene, but the scene was cut off before it got here.

Fortunately, it was cut off.

Shi Jian, who didn't know that Chu Xingchen hadn't cut this part, looked at the screen that was suddenly blacked out by the director, and felt a little lucky in his heart.

At the end of that day, Chu Xingchen called to the side again, and Shi Jian, who had been educated on the laws and regulations for a long time, realized that besides the constitution, there are so many laws below.

Kidnapping people, beating people with sacks, even using violence to control violence... are not allowed here.

Shi Jian thought about it silently.

Moreover, the technology here is much more developed than in martial arts. As long as something is done, it will leave traces, and even a single hair can detect who did it.

And there is something called a "camera" watching from a hidden corner, and almost no one can commit crimes under the nose of this "eye of the sky".

Shi Jian exhaled lightly on the stage, silently rejoicing.

The video was suddenly choked, and the audience who watched the live broadcast slammed their mouths.

[? ?Then what!I want to follow up!What constructive suggestions did Shi Jian offer? 】

[I feel that Shi Jian and Chu Xingchen are so powerful!The cooperation is so tacit! 】

[Woooooh, I want to know what method they used to get all the guests to be poached willingly!Scratch your heart and lungs! ! 】

Shi Jian: He's not, he hasn't.

Nothing worked for him.

He really didn't find a way to dig Pei Heze here.

Shi Jian silently recalled the scene that day.

While everyone was silent, there was a knock on the door of the dance studio.

When Shi Jian went to open the door, he found that the person standing at the door was actually the one who couldn't talk, and everyone wanted to tie him up...

Pei Heze.

Crowd:! ! !

Shi Jian looked at the expressionless Pei Heze standing in front of him, and was struggling with how to draw Pei Heze into his group.

Before Shi Jian could speak, Pei Heze, who was opposite him, nodded slightly to Shi Jian, and then walked up to Zhu Chenyi.

Pei Heze looked at Zhu Chenyi with a hint of shyness on his face.

"Captain," Pei Heze blushed, as if mustering up his courage, and looked at Zhu Chenyi, "Can we form a team?"

"Which group do you want to be in, I will follow you."

After speaking, Pei Heze's face turned red.

Zhu Chenyi was stunned.

"What did you say?" Zhu Chenyi rubbed his ears in disbelief, "I've been hallucinating recently."

"I'm here for the captain," Pei Heze pursed his lips, his expressionless face turned red, "I want to ask which team the captain wants to be in?"

"I'm with you!"

Zhu Chenyi:? ? ?

Shi Jian:? ? ?

Liang Zizhen:? ? ?

——It’s like stepping on iron shoes and finding nowhere to find it, and it takes no effort to get it.

Seeing the shocked expressions of several people, Pei Heze blushed even more.

When Liang Zizhen heard Pei Heze's words, he instantly felt like he was doing it again.

He looked at Pei Heze, feeling inexplicably like a pie in the sky.

"I know this proposal is very abrupt, I can bring Lu Zishi over..."

Pei Heze looked at the frozen expressions of everyone, as if he felt that everyone disagreed, and his voice became smaller and smaller.

Lu Zishi also has a large fan base, comparable to Pei Heze, and he is a second-tier star with good popularity among passers-by.

Bring Lu Zishi here too...

After listening to Pei Heze's supplement, Liang Zizhen took a deep breath, only feeling in a trance——

Help, this buy one get one free pie is going to knock him out.

After Shi Jian listened, he just wanted to refuse——

No need, there is only one Pei Heze, the others have the possibility to win, plus Lu Zishi...

Wouldn't this group be sure to win?

"Ah, this is not good..." Bar.

It's just that before Shi Jian finished speaking, Chu Xingchen tapped his head lightly.

"We said we were going to win."

"There's something wrong."

Chu Xingchen pushed his glasses, looked at Shi Jian, and whispered slowly: "Since the director team wants everyone to participate so much..."

Chu Xingchen's gold-rimmed glasses reflected a cold light under the light, and he smiled softly: "Of course we must take it seriously."

Shi Jian looked at Chu Xingchen, who was speaking unhurriedly with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, and suddenly felt the aura of the people in the martial arts before the fight.

That's right, as expected of a person with excellent roots.

Even if he has never practiced martial arts, he still has such momentum.

It's really good.

Shi Jian looked at Chu Xingchen and nodded appreciatively.

And Zhu Chenyi also looked at Chu Xingchen's smile, but felt a little nervous.

Zhu Chenyi muttered suspiciously in his heart.

——It's over, it's over, Chu Xingchen, isn't he angry?

And Liang Zi really seemed to have smelled something dangerous about Chu Xingchen, and had already hid in a corner and shrunk into a small quail in advance, silently feeling the lightning and thunder before the storm.

In the silence, only Shi Jian looked at Chu Xingchen who raised his chin lightly at him after he finished speaking coldly, and broke his fingers.

"Brother Chu, is your neck uncomfortable again?"

"Do you want me to break it for you?"

Chu Xingchen: ...

The cold aura that surrounded Chu Xingchen disappeared in an instant.

"Thank you," Chu Xingchen looked at Shi Jian, his expression froze, and finally managed to force a smile, "No need."

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"There's something wrong." The host's professionalism was extremely high, and he realized it instantly, and pulled Shi Jian out of his memories, "What Shi Jian said just now...is very humorous."

Shi Jian: ... No, he is serious.

The main reason is that since Pei Heze joined that day, many people have found him privately one after another, begging to join his group.

Shi Jian felt numb in the later stage.

——Anyway, there were already so many, and he was destined to be promoted, Shi Jian just nodded mechanically in the end, not even caring who was there.

The only thing that made him gratified was that Shi Jian actually heard his junior brother who had been belittling Chu Xingchen all the time, coyly and inexplicably telling himself that Chu Xingchen really seemed to be okay.

Although Zhu Chenyi still had a reluctant expression on his face, it still made Shi Jian feel relieved.

Shi Jian also knew about it from Chu Xingchen. The people who were going to join his group recently were all recruited by Chu Xingchen.

But Shi Jian didn't expect that in just a few days, Chu Xingchen would bring all the guests to his group.

Shi Jian squinted his eyes, and he knew more about Chu Xingchen in his heart——

He, brother Chu, is not only kind and kind, but also chivalrous and courageous, and he draws his sword to help when the road is injustice.

Shi Jian nodded to Chu Xingchen, showing a faint smile.

[Ah, ah, Shi Jian's smile, I'm gone!Laughed straight into my heart! 】

[Seriously suspect that these guests are Yangou, who came here for beauty! 】

[This looks so spectacular, it looks like the formation of our broadcasting exercises between classes. 】

There are not only those who lick the screen, but since the video was cut off, the barrage has been discussing with the program group and the director.

[This show is so disgusting, is it during the explosion-proof period? 】

[Ah, ah, ah, trash director!This was intentionally cut to pieces!Forget it, anyway, he didn't succeed in the end, just thinking about it makes me feel good! 】

[Hahaha I was going to die of anger when I heard the director added the rules, but then I saw so many people on the stage, and burst out laughing instantly. 】

Seeing Shi Jian's smile in the director's studio, and looking at the barrage, the director was so angry that he fainted——

He just said, why is Shi Jian so calm these days? ! ?

It turns out that I am holding back my big here? ?

The director pinches himself in anger.

"Director," the assistant walked in, and made another stab at the director, "Shi Jian's stage... data exploded."

"It is estimated that our voting channel will not last long..."

The director felt a little numb already.

He felt that there was no news to stimulate him anymore.

But the assistant continued to stab him.

"Director, and our budget may be a little tight..."

Hearing Director Qian, he sat up in shock in an instant dying of illness.

"Impossible, how could there be insufficient funds?"

He clearly saved what should be saved and what should not be saved.

"It's like this," the little assistant flipped through the ledger and found the place marked in red that was over budget, "According to the financial report, it was because of the hush money and mental damage caused by Shi Jian's stage collapse. "

"Then there is the cost of stage reconstruction and maintenance."

"Also," the little assistant looked at the director, his tone a little scared, "Because our previous competition system has changed, we have to allocate funds to the guests..."

"Shi Jian's team has already taken over all our guests, even if they do radio gymnastics, they can win."

"According to our previous competition system, guests who change groups will be rewarded, and those whose group wins will receive additional rewards," the assistant looked at the ledger, "That is to say, apart from Chu Xingchen and Zhu Chenyi, we will give A large amount of bonuses will be distributed to all the guests..."

director:! ! !

The director felt that he was about to faint for the second time.

Shi Jian!

It's all because of Shi Jian!

He looked at Shi Jian on the screen, his heart was bleeding.

The look in Shi Jian's eyes gradually became more and more vicious.

He gritted his teeth: "Since the stage has malfunctioned so many times..."

"Turn off the lighting and sound effects equipment of this group of Shi Jian."

Assistant:! ! !

"It's not good..."

"What's wrong?" The director glared, "Only in this way can we have a slight chance to come back!"

"The stage is faulty, no matter how you perform, it's not flattering. A stage without stage lighting and music is not good at all." The director smiled, "Shi Jian and the others won't perform."

"As long as the performance is delayed, I have a way to get Shi Jian away." The director's eyes flashed with calculations.

"Shi Jian can't stay in this show anymore."

"But……"

"But what?"

"Otherwise, do you want to send so much money?"

"Anyway, our program has broken down so many times, so it's not surprising that it came out this time, right?" The director felt that the resentment towards Shi Jian in his heart had reached its peak.

——At this moment, Jian is simply here to restrain him.

"I'll go see it myself."

The director came out of the studio and walked over with a sullen face.

"Then first of all congratulations to Shi Jian for being able to invite so many guests this time. It can be seen that the popularity of the guests is good. Let's interview. What is it about Shi Jian that attracted you to this group?"

Because the director was in the way, seeing that the equipment had not been adjusted properly, the host controlled the scene.

"Chu Xingchen."

After the first guest gave such a straightforward answer, the other guests also let go and answered "Chu Xingchen" one after another.

host:? ? ?

audience:? ? ?

Wang Liming in the audience instantly sensed the elements:! ! !

What the guest just said means...

Shi Jian's Chu Xingchen attracted him to this group.

——Chu Xingchen from Shijian!

Wang Liming grasped this small detail in an instant and savored it carefully.

Chu Xingchen of Shijian.

Wang Liming wished he could immediately take out his mobile phone and promote his Shichen CP on the spot.

Moreover, Wang Liming found out that when talking about Shi Jian's Chu Xingchen, Chu Xingchen, who was always happy but not showing any signs of expression, actually tilted his head and smiled softly!

And the scene in front of me...

Looking at the scene on stage, Wang Liming felt that it was like a sequel to the previous wedding.

It just so happened that Shi Jian and Chu Xingchen both wore red clothes for the performance, bowing to the audience...

It's just like Baitang! !

Sandwiched between the two of them, Zhu Chenyi and Liang Zizhen, who were dressed in gradually changing white...

It's just the paired candles on the candlestick!

Satisfied, Wang Liming started to record.

——That's right, next time I edit the video, there will be a video of worship.

Everyone looked at the people who bowed politely before the performance, and they didn't know why, but they also felt a little strange.

Some viewers even expressed heartfelt doubts.

[Can you perform well on a stage with so many people? 】

[I don't know, and the clothes are not very good-looking, I feel that it is all supported by my appearance...]

[With so many guests gathered together, and without telling the contestants, it's not easy to rehearse the dance, and when there are too many people, it's easy to be out of order. 】

[Help, apart from radio gymnastics and square dance, I can't think of what so many people can perform...]

Just as Shi Jian led the crowd to bow, the music started.

[? ? ?Am I hallucinating?Why am I listening to the prelude, so like the music of our Tai Chi exercise between classes? 】

【Good guy, I don’t really know how to do Tai Chi, I feel like this dress is a bit like...】

【Hahahaha, it's unexpected... But, isn't this a dance show? 】

The audience was discussing and wanted to continue listening to the music to judge what to perform, but the music stopped abruptly.

The lights didn't move either.

The background behind the stage was also pitch black.

The stage that lost the lighting and background effects instantly revealed the taste of a temporary dilapidated shed.

[? ? ?Don't say it's a malfunction again, right? 】

[I finally saw so many guests, so I can't perform, right? 】

【God, this stage is too crude... how can I perform this? 】

[Let's go, I guess we'll have to wait for a long time. 】

The director sat under the stage, slightly showing a satisfied smile.

"I'm sorry, I'm the chief director. I'm really sorry. The stage machine here is out of order. It's being repaired here. The program team can discuss it. Is it okay to perform again next time?"

The director suppressed the pride in his heart, smiled and said on stage.

[The director came forward in person, so sincere. 】

[Forget it, anyway, there will be a stage sooner or later, I hope the director will let the program team fix the stage sooner. 】

Chu Xingchen frowned slightly.

"Ah," Shi Jian thought for a while, looked at the environment of the stage, and shook his head at the director, "It's okay, it's the same if you don't need it."

"I said before that the music was too loud, and the lighting was a bit dazzling." Shi Jian looked happy, and smiled at the director, "It's just right now."

"This stage machine," Shi Jian praised sincerely, "It's too late for it to break."

"Thank you, director." Shi Jian nodded slightly to express his gratitude to the director.

audience:! ! !

director:? ? ?

The stage is like this, can you still perform? !

The director looked at Shi Jian and felt that he was going to die again.

Seeing the director who suddenly turned pale, Shi Jian was slightly taken aback.

"Director, are you okay?" Shi Jian looked inexplicably at the director who was about to faint, and was a little puzzled, "Director?"

He looked at the director's heartbroken expression as he covered his heart, and said with some uncertainty——

"Do you... need Suxiao Jiuxin Pill?"

"or……"

Shi Jian fished out of his sleeve, and took out a small red bottle——

"A bottle of Mrs. Jingxin Oral Solution?"

director:? ? ?

—he was really going to faint.

The author has something to say: Director: Shi Jian!I'm really going to faint!You are fully responsible!

Chu Xingchen:? ? ?Why does my wife have Mrs. Jingxin Oral Solution? !

Shi Jian: Damn, I learned to look up information on the Internet recently, and I heard from Chu Xingchen's fans that he didn't sleep well, and sometimes it was a little cloudy, and he googled the doctor, and they all said it was good!

Chu Xingchen:? ? ?

Chu Xingchen: (second counseling) Thank you for your concern, my wife, I should be the most loved wife in Jinjiang!Can other domineering attacks have the meticulous humanistic care of Mrs. Jingxin Oral Liquid!

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The stage was all created by Xiao Chu!When I was young, I didn't have much desire to win, he was just a kitten who wanted to eat instant noodles hhhh

Xiao Pei: I'm not cold and hard to talk, I'm a little socially afraid, woo woo TAT

Xiao Chu: You dare to bully my daughter-in-law, director, you are dead!

When I wrote that when I was angry, the poison was too deep hahahahaha I automatically made up Xiaozhu's tone TUT

Zhu Chenyi: Brother, Chu Xingchen won't be angry when he sees that I easily pulled Pei Heze to the stage, right?

Brother, Chu Xingchen knows that you used to give me massages, so he won't be jealous, right?

Chu Xingchen is so scary, unlike me, I only feel sorry for giegie~

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Hahahaha, I forgot which variety show I saw the sponsorship on P, I was shocked at the time! The P is so natural, it's just like the hair on it!

But this is a fiction hhh a lot of things are written in an idealized situation, as long as everyone enjoys reading it!

After all... Where can I find the best in the world like Xiao Chu and the hard candy boy like my manager in reality! (kimbo)

I wrote myself hungry today, I’m going to cook a bowl of instant noodles of the same style!Suck~

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感谢在2021-07-1322:55:13~2021-07-1423:00:16期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: I like you, Anzhi 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 9808068 bottles; 1 bottle for more reminders;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!