After I left Jianghu, I was forced to become popular [Wearing Books]

The little policeman was really taken aback by Shi Jian's words.

He looked at Shi Jian with eyes full of admiration.

He didn't expect Shi Jian to say that so bluntly.

But Chu Xingchen just glanced at Shi Jian and didn't speak in silence.

"So that's how it is," the little policeman continued with some embarrassment rather than politeness, and glanced at the two of them, "It is indeed Langcai... Langmao."

When Shi Jian heard this word, he felt a little strange.

But after he thought about it, after coming here, he had seen too many strange things and strange sayings, as if saying it was nothing.

Probably this is an expanded version of the saying "a man with a talent and a woman with a beautiful appearance".

Shi Jian understood instantly, his peach blossom eyes bent, and he smiled sweetly at the little policeman: "Thank you for the compliment."

Chu Xingchen: ...

Chu Xingchen silently pinched the bridge of his nose, not wanting to join the conversation between the two.

"The police officer praised us." Shi Jian smiled at Chu Xingchen, his eyes sparkled, and he was a little puzzled, "Why didn't you thank me?"

"Thank you, Uncle Policeman."

Small police:……

Chu Xingchen: ...

Chu Xingchen was stunned for a moment, and looked at Shi Jian with some helplessness in his eyes. He cleared his throat and his voice was a little low.

"Thank you officer."

Listening to Chu Xingchen's words, Shi Jian nodded with satisfaction: "That's right."

"We need to know etiquette..."

In the middle of teaching Chu Xingchen, Shi Jian suddenly realized——

It seemed that he unconsciously regarded Chu Xingchen as one of his own.

Just now, he even mentioned Chu Xingchen just like he taught Zhu Chenyi before.

Because of the earliest relationship in the sect, and the master is not often there, Shi Jian always helps discipline the juniors in the sect, no matter in terms of skills or etiquette, he is like a master, guiding and correcting the juniors.

The juniors are also very dependent on him.

I don't know why, the feeling that Chu Xingchen gave him just now made him so defenseless, and he started pointing out habitually.

But... Shi Jian looked at Chu Xingchen not only without anger, but with a happy face, and his heart relaxed slightly.

Fortunately, it didn't look like Chu Xingchen was angry.

Shi Jian remembered what Wang Liming had warned him, that Chu Xingchen seemed to hate others restraining him, and even told himself, don't try to control Chu Xingchen, just listen to him.

Shi Jian looked at Chu Xingchen, his face turned slightly red with shame, he looked at Chu Xingchen with some embarrassment: "I'm sorry."

Chu Xingchen looked at Shi Jian inexplicably.

"I'm not qualified to give you advice," Shi Jian said sincerely, "I accidentally treated you as my own just now."

The curvature of Chu Xingchen's slightly smiling lips disappeared instantly.

His face also instantly darkened.

Just after apologizing, Shi Jian saw Chu Xingchen's air pressure suddenly drop:? ? ?

His peach blossom eyes looked at Chu Xingchen with a hint of doubt in his eyes.

But in order not to make Chu Xingchen continue to be angry, Shi Jian silently shut his mouth, not daring to continue speaking.

The air pressure in the car seems to be lower.

The little policeman also gave up communicating with the two of them.

——These two are flirting, and they can't connect.

The atmosphere came to the police station in such a strange way, the two assisted with the transcript, and Zheng Lianqing also arrived at the scene, with a simple treatment on her face.

The lawyer Chu Xingchen helped contact was also present. Zheng Lianqing stood firm and handled the process very quickly.

"Thank you," Zheng Lianqing relaxed a lot after finishing all the auditions, and thanked the two of them again. Although after going through all this, it can be seen that the face is full of vicissitudes, but she still can't hide the smile on her face. Feng Hua, "I don't even know how to repay you two."

"I just reconnected with my former agent."

"I'm making a comeback."

"Tomorrow I will join the filming group," she smiled, "it happens to be about domestic violence."

"Although I have been out of the entertainment circle for a few years," she smiled gratefully at the two of them, "I still have some network resources."

"If you need any help, just come to me."

"Okay." Chu Xingchen's eyes fell on Shi Jian, "I don't have anything here."

"It's Shi Jian's side..." Chu Xingchen smiled, and nodded to Zheng Lianqing.

"No problem," Zheng Lianqing readily agreed, "I'll know if you don't tell me."

After making up her mind, Zheng Lianqing seemed to have let go of some heavy burden, her spirit became better, and she looked at Shi Jian with a smile on her face.

But seeing Shi Jian shaking his head, with an upright look on his face——

"How can this be done?" Shi Jian looked at Chu Xingchen with slight disapproval.

"When you see injustice, you just draw your sword to help." Shi Jian looked serious, "The rules of the rivers and lakes, you can't repay favors."

Chu Xingchen looked at Shi Jian with a dazed look in his eyes.

He suddenly remembered his dream.

In his dream that day, after Shi Jian saved him, he still remembered that when he asked Shi Jian what he wanted in return, what Shi Jian said was almost exactly the same as now.

An incredible conjecture suddenly popped up in my mind.

Chu Xingchen pushed his gold-rimmed glasses and looked at Shi Jian thoughtfully.

Shi Jian was still talking.

"Besides," Shi Jian looked at Zheng Lianqing's grateful eyes, feeling a little embarrassed, "Actually, I didn't put much effort into it."

"He's too weak..." There was a trace of disgust in Shi Jian's tone.

Zheng Lianqing: ...

Zheng Lianqing felt like she was about to laugh out of tears, so she just patted Shi Jian on the shoulder: "Okay, then according to the rules of the world, let's make friends?"

Shi Jian nodded without hesitation this time.

Zheng Lianqing smiled again, and looked at Chu Xingchen with a smile in her eyes: "Where did you dig out such a treasure?"

Chu Xingchen didn't speak, but just glanced at Zheng Lianqing indifferently.

It's just that an imperceptible blush appeared on that expressionless face, which completely sold him out.

As if she had seen through something, Zheng Lianqing smiled and glanced at Shi Jian again, speaking to Chu Xingchen with a hint of sincerity and a hint of inexplicable banter: "Then you go for it."

Although he didn't know what the two of them were talking about inexplicably, Shi Jian knew that "come on" was a positive word, representing encouragement and expectation.

Shi Jian pondered for a while, then thought about Chu Xingchen's indifferent attitude towards some things, nodded, and seriously echoed Zheng Lianqing's words to Chu Xingchen——

"Yes, you have to work hard!"

Zheng Lianqing:? ? ?

Chu Xingchen:? ? ?

"By the way, the process for the two of you is basically over, you can leave." Just after the atmosphere fell into a weird silence, the little policeman came to break the weird atmosphere.

There was some embarrassment in his tone: "Actually, there is one last process. We usually commend you for your brave actions."

"After dealing with all this, we will take a group photo with the pennant and issue a certificate of honor, but I'm sorry, there are too few people who have acted bravely recently, and I forgot where to put the pennant..."

"But don't worry, wait for us to contact you when the time comes," the little policeman explained with sincerity, "After applying for the certificate with the city government, I will definitely issue you a replacement certificate and pennant, and I will contact you at that time Two."

Chu Xingchen: ...It doesn't have to be.

"Actually, we usually do good deeds without leaving our names..." Shi Jian looked at the little policeman, "Can you not write your name on the certificate?"

Small police:? ? ?

——Others are eager to be commended, what's going on with these two? !

"But there must be a commendation..." The little policeman heard this strange request for the first time.

"Then you write a knight-errant." Shi Jian was a little embarrassed, and smiled shyly at the little policeman. "It feels a bit too... arrogant to write the name directly."

"I'm not that kind of person."

Small police:? ? ?

He doesn't quite understand Shi Jian's brain circuit——

Wouldn't it be more arrogant to write about a knight-errant?

Or... This person looks delicate and handsome, but he is actually a second-school child?

"Do you want to write your name?" After finishing speaking, he looked up at Chu Xingchen.

Chu Xingchen: ...

He took a deep breath, pushed his glasses, and said to the little policeman as if he had made up his mind, "I'm in trouble."

"Same as him."

Little policeman: He was careless.

He thought Chu Xingchen would be more reliable.

Originally, he thought that the domestic violence case was solved so smoothly, it was good luck that favored him.

Unexpectedly, the original test is here.

For comrades who kindly provide transcripts, it is indeed possible not to use their real names when writing materials.

And it is usually the A, B, C, D, etc. they give.

It's just that this also involves the certificate of bravery with the city government.

Knights of the rivers and lakes...

The little policeman thought a little sadly.

——When he writes the file and submits the application form to the superior, the leader will not think that he is a second-year-old who loves to play martial arts games! !

After Shi Jian and Chu Xingchen finished the process, the little policeman was worried about his materials and sent the two out of the police station, but was blocked by a person carrying a video camera.

A host from a local TV station immediately approached enthusiastically.

"Today, a reporter from our station received news from the masses that there was a domestic violence on the street next to the snack street. Our station also found two enthusiastic citizens who acted bravely. Let's interview this enthusiastic citizen. What do you call this enthusiastic citizen? ?”

Chu Xingchen who didn't want to be exposed: ...

Shi Jian who only wants to do good deeds without leaving his name: ...

*******

Shi Jian's incident became a police car. Although Wang Liming posted about Shi Jian's actions in the first place, but the studio was too vague. Few people saw the statement, and few netizens who saw it really believed it.

——After all, Shi Jianfang didn't give any evidence.

On the contrary, a small Internet celebrity with not many fans said that he could prove it, and even showed the evidence after editing the live broadcast.

However, the video was ridiculed by the crowd for being too heavily edited, and the photo of Shi Jian's police car was not a full-body photo, so the clothes Shi Jian was wearing that day could not be seen. In the video, Shi Jian was wearing a mask. They all open the mic passionately, probably Shi Jian's brainless fans.

Even the few fans of small Internet celebrities are ridiculed by the crowd for chasing Internet celebrities without thinking.

Little internet celebrity: ...

Or she is too good.

When a small Internet celebrity worked crazily and finally became a big Internet celebrity a few years later, she always thanked her idol Shi Jian and the netizens who laughed at her at the time and made her have a strong desire to improve.

It can be called a star chasing model in the live broadcast industry.

Of course that's all for later.

Shi Jian doesn't even have a few fans right now.

"I think I'm okay..." Shi Jian recently learned to read Weibo, looked at his Weibo fans, took a breath, and said to Wang Liming, "There are so many fans."

"It's almost 100 million."

This is more than the combined population of several cities.

Wang Liming: ...

"Basically bought," Wang Liming sighed, "There are not many live fans."

Shi Jian thought of something, looked at the number of fans of his junior brother and Chu Xingchen, and widened his eyes in shock: "More than 1 million..."

This is more people than their entire country before.

"Chu Xingchen and Zhu Chenyi really dare to buy..." Shi Jian applied what he had learned.

Wang Liming: ...

"Be sober." Wang Liming felt that Shi Jian was going crazy, "Everyone is a fan!"

Shi Jian was in awe.

"It's okay." Wang Liming waved his hand and pushed Shi Jian into the car, "Let's go to the Wulin Conference right now."

"Today's interview, you must perform well!"

"Work hard to get a ranking!" Wang Liming was full of fighting spirit.

Shi Jian nodded, full of confidence: "Don't worry, martial arts conference, I should be fine!"

*******

In the first pilot film of the Dance Forest Conference, it was the first elimination interview.

There are a lot of people in the audition for the director team, and the interview in the pilot film will even eliminate nearly half of the people.

Everyone seems to be applying for a job, showing their talents and asking questions to the interviewers who need to be surrounded, and then scoring.

After the interview questions are over, there will be an intense two-person PK session, which is also the most exciting aspect of the pilot film——

In the question and talent PK session, according to the judges' scores, the winners will advance directly, while the losers can be ranked according to the fans' vote data during the live broadcast.

This new competition system not only competes for on-the-spot reaction ability and dance ability, but also competes for the ability to attract fans on the spot. Some dancers with a fan base will have a great advantage in the interview.

It can be said that the competition is fierce.

Before the interview, it was time for the makeup and hair of each contestant.

Shi Jian felt like his face was like a wall, after being tossed, smeared, puttyed, and powdered for a while, after being poked and poked by various utensils that he couldn't tell the difference , Sitting on the shaped stool as if escaping.

——It's terrible, this "makeup" is completely different from their previous ones.

Shi Jian originally thought that this "makeup" would be similar to the disguise technique in the Jianghu, but after poking around, he looked at himself and didn't seem to notice any difference.

Except that the lips became a little redder as if they had spit blood.

The eyes seemed to have been beaten, and several circles were drawn on them.

"The people here are really strange." Shi Jian muttered in a low voice.

"Come on," stylist Li Xiaoqing picked up the curling iron and tested the temperature, "Then let's start styling."

Shi Jian stared at the hot soldering iron in Li Xiaoqing's hand, feeling a little puzzled.

"What mistake did I make?" Shi Jian's eyes were slightly cold, and there was a trace of puzzlement in his tone, "Why should I be punished?"

Li Xiaoqing:? ? ?

"Hahahaha," Li Xiaoqing was stunned for a moment, then quickly realized, and then laughed, "Hahaha Shi Jian didn't expect you to be so humorous."

"Indeed, with so many procedures, isn't it just like a punishment?" Li Xiaoqing nodded in agreement.

After speaking, Li Xiaoqing put the "soldering iron" on his head.

Shi Jian:? ? ?

It wasn't burned on the body, how could it be burned on such a strange place on the top of my head?

Just as Shi Jian was reacting to Li Xiaoqing's actions, the other party had already extended the soldering iron to his head.

Shi Jian's body tensed up, and just as he was about to make a move, he saw Li Xiaoqing take a bunch of his hair and put it on the iron to curl it.

Shi Jian instantly smelled the smell of burnt pigeon feathers that he would sometimes smell when roasting pigeons.

——What kind of strange punishment is this?

It's like being sentenced...

While thinking about Li Xiaoqing's words, Shi Jian quietly looked at the other party as he picked up strands of his hair.

He watched his hair become more and more curly under Li Xiaoqing's manipulation, and the twisted arc was like instant noodles...

Not punishment.

Shi Jian relaxed, even under the double impact of the smell of roasted pigeon feathers and the shape of instant noodles, Shi Jian looked at his hair and his stomach grunted softly.

a little hungry.

"Your head is so perfect," Li Xiaoqing didn't hear Shi Jian's stomach screaming at all, and she was concentrating on making the shape while feeling, "There is no sense of disobedience in any style, and this shape is absolutely amazing! "

Shi Jian looked at halfway through it, as if he was wearing instant noodles hair, and looked at the stylist suspiciously.

——He didn't feel amazing, he just felt a little hungry.

The more Shi Jian looked at his hair, the more greedy he became. He stared at the curling iron in Li Xiaoqing's hand, trying to divert his attention.

He looked at the flexible stick-shaped iron in the stylist's hand, and the slightly hot top of his head, and thought to himself that this weapon is not bad.

And it can be multi-purpose-

As a weapon, it can not only hit the enemy hard like an iron rod, but also generate heat, burning the enemy's skin while hitting.

As a daily item, it can not only iron clothes like an iron, but also watch food be heated and cooked.

Yes, you can also perm your hair.

He thought of his junior brother who liked to use sticks, and felt that this weapon was very suitable for Zhu Chenyi.

He stared at the curling iron, thinking about how to buy it and give it to Zhu Chenyi.

And Chu Xingchen...

Thinking of giving gifts, Shi Jian suddenly remembered that the other party invited him to eat for a day.

I don't know if Chu Xingchen likes to use sticks.

But since Chu Xingchen is also a hidden master... Shi Jian pondered for a while, looking at the desirable treasure in the hands of the stylist, he felt that no martial arts practitioner could refuse such a good thing.

But right now, there is only one good thing.

Shi Jian began to wonder whether to give it to his junior brother or Chu Xingchen.

——The younger brother came several years earlier than me, so he should have found the weapon he wanted long ago.

That being the case...

Shi Jian thought to himself——

Then he should give it to Chu Xingchen.

Chu Xingchen...should like this gift, right?

"This one with curly hair," Shi Jian asked casually, "Can I buy it?"

Li Xiaoqing:? ? ?

"It's everywhere on the Internet." Li Xiaoqing looked at Shi Jian inexplicably, "You can buy it just by searching."

Shi Jian:! ! !

"You just enter the keyword barber shop professional styling curling iron, and just find the one with the best sales and the most favorable reviews." Li Xiaoqing felt Shi Jian's spirit lifted, and explained somewhat inexplicably.

"Oh, mine is a medium size. Your hair can be used in a medium or large size, and it looks good when you perm it." The stylist added.

"I buy a bunch at a time every time. If you are not in a hurry, I can get you a new one next time..."

Shi Jian's understanding of "Internet" is only Weibo and Baidu. After searching keywords on Weibo, he couldn't find where to buy it.

Shi Jian thought about the other party's words, found the key point, and asked, "What software can I find it on?"

Why Weibo and Baidu didn't find it?

Li Xiaoqing's pupils quake:! ! !

She looked at Shi Jian who looked delicately like a doll, and she was shocked.

——Good guy, in this day and age, there are actually people surfing on 2G!

"On the orange software." Seeing Shi Jian looking for the orange software on the phone in a little confusion, and finally clicking on the orange PPT interface, Li Xiaoqing was shocked, "Go to the app store and search."

"OK, thanks."

When Shi Jian said "thank you" to her sincerely, his voice was obedient and soft.

After finishing speaking, Shi Jian, who had been hanging his head all the time, raised his head, and smiled sweetly at her with his beautiful eyes, and those peach blossom eyes also curved.

Shi Jian's eyes were half-drooped because the eye makeup was too uncomfortable, and the stylist didn't look at Shi Jian's eyes very carefully because he was too serious about the styling.

When she saw Shi Jian's eyes, she froze for a while.

Shi Jian's eyes were naturally beautiful, with long and curly eyelashes, the makeup artist was not willing to make major changes, but put some light color patches around them, and slightly pulled up the eyes with eye shadow. The tiny red moles were made more obvious by the make-up artist, and the whole eye was like a black hole, which could suck people in just by looking at it.

As a senior face dog, the stylist took a deep breath.

Mama!She is OK again!

Who can resist this!

She felt that her whole heart was going to be melted by Shi Jian's smile and thank you.

——So what if you can’t surf the Internet! !

This is simply an angel who has strayed into the mortal world and is ignorant of worldly affairs! !

But Shi Jian didn't know the mental activity of the stylist, he downloaded the orange software and started browsing.

And... Shi Jian discovered that in the sale of curling irons, one person can buy many.

Great, I can give one to my junior brother and Chu Xingchen each.

Shi Jian thought contentedly.

Li Xiaoqing looked at Shi Jian who was trying hard to learn how to shop online, and felt affectionate: "It's almost lunch time, what do you want to eat?"

"I'll get you some rice."

Shi Jian immediately regained his spirits: "Thank you."

"I want two bowls of instant noodles."

Thinking of the smell of roasted pigeon hair on his head just now, Shi Jian's eyes lit up, and he had a whim——

"Does it taste like roasted pigeon?"

Li Xiaoqing:? ? ?

*******

It didn't take long for Shi Jian to do the styling, but the final result was a bit amazing. When he walked out of the dressing room, he instantly felt a few unkind eyes falling on him.

He looked back calmly.

Then slightly relieved.

——These people do look a bit skeletal.

It's just that the basic aptitude of these people is not very good, not even one-tenth of his and Chu Xingchen's.

At the same time, in the interview room, the interviewers were frowning and looking at the documents.

"Why is Shi Jian here?" Someone asked in a dissatisfied voice.

"Relationship households," one person replied, "was stuffed in."

"At that time, he was very topical, so I included him."

"Shi Jian has a bad reputation recently, so there shouldn't be fans voting for him," the promoter Hou Hongkuo said calmly, "After the interview, just eliminate him."

"By the way, after the interview, arrange him and Liang Zizhen into a group," Hou Hongkuo pointed out, "Liang Zizhen has been a dancer for more than ten years, no matter in terms of skills or popularity, he will definitely compare with Shi Jian."

"Okay, you can start the live broadcast." Hou Hongkuo glanced at the time and nodded to the staff.

Suddenly, countless people watched the live broadcast at the same time.

【so excited!I love this new format!So exciting! 】

[I heard that the guests invited this time are all good, looking forward to it! 】

【Ahhh squat squat!Hope to be a handsome and sweet little brother! 】

Then, everyone looked at Hou Hongkuo and looked down at his resume, and began to shout——

"Next, let's invite the first contestant to enter."

As soon as Hou Hongkuo's voice fell, everyone saw a figure whose back made their hearts beat faster.

This person was dressed in black, and the light poured down from him, inlaid layers of halo on him, but his back was more dazzling than the light.

The light chestnut hair is slightly circled, and the back is slender. Just a back view firmly grasps everyone's heart.

[Fuck! !This is too handsome! 】

[prprpr, I can do it! ! 】

The barrage was full of chicken crowing.

[Laughing to death, what is a back view? 】

[Maybe it's the killer from the back, turning his head and protruding his teeth. 】

[That's right, Liang Zi is definitely not as good-looking as ours! 】

Amidst the quarrel, the camera turned slightly, revealing a small half of the boy's profile.

The barrage stopped.

After a long time, it finally became active.

[Ah, ah, ah, can't get enough of it! 】

[Can you have more!Hurry up! ! 】

Amidst the sound of pleas, the perspective finally turned around, and then——

The lens suddenly went black.

power cut.

The audience who were excitedly preparing to see the beauty of the little brother were hit violently:? ? ?

what's the situation? ?

tease me? !

——The pants are all off, so you just show me this? !

The author has something to say: Chu Xingchen who received the curling iron: I am happy, it must be because I have performed well recently, and my wife gave me something!

Zhu Chenyi who received the curling iron: I am happy, it must be because I have performed well recently, and my brother gave me something!

After the two went to the Shura field with curling irons at the same time: ...

Everyone make up the picture of Chu Xingchen and Zhu Chenyi fighting with curling sticks, probably like Star Wars cutting each other with fluorescent sticks hhhh (Unfortunately, I can’t post pictures hahahaha, just childish and funny2333

Wang Liming:! !As a token of love, there is!Don't worry, let me think about how this curling iron cracks.

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The iron was called "iron" in ancient times, also known as "fire iron" and "golden iron".According to the research of archaeologists, irons in ancient China were more than 1600 years earlier than irons invented in foreign countries, and they were the first country in the world to invent and use irons~

It was also found that...the "stick style" of the soldering iron is mostly used by female torturers, and it is usually used for adultery... (Extraordinarily brutal TUT

And... why did I start coding at noon today!Still write to this point!

I'm still young, I don't want to be bald, woo woo TAT

It suddenly occurred to me that the camera can continue to work after a power outage, so let’s assume that the balabala equipment such as the live broadcast transfer wifi is out of power and not working (the desire to survive is extremely strong)

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感谢在2021-07-0301:32:26~2021-07-0400:22:13期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: I like you 1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!