What should I do, the npc is chasing me!

Xiao Xu stared at Yin Zixin and searched the corpses on the ground, her eyes flickered, she must not be thinking of anything good, she rubbed her chin and thought about it for a long time, then showed a bit of heartache, and called Yin Zixin to come over.

"A thousand years old, for the sake of our good relationship, this dress is for you!"

What she held in her hand was a dress called Jian Yu. This dress was pure white, and the skirt was made to look like big feathers one after another. Very exposed, the upper body is equivalent to only a tube top, and the gap between the feathers on the lower body can well see someone's big white legs.

"Hey? Are you so generous? I'm not dreaming to actually give me fashion!"

"No, no, go and wear it, I'll see you off." How could Xiao Xu be so kind?Of course it was a conspiracy!Yin Zixin, this little idiot, she will look good later!

Yin Zixin hummed a little tune and ran to the other side of the rock to change clothes, Xiao Xu was not idle either, she took out some bottles and tinkered with her face, and when Yin Zixin finished changing her clothes, she almost wiped her face The tinkering is over.

"Fox spirit~ How is it~ Does it look good~ Isn't it very fairy~ I am already a fairy, but I wear a fairy skirt~ Oh, I'm going to be overwhelmed by myself~"

Xiao Xu turned his head.

"Oh, Nima, who are you?"

Xiao Xu changed into a maid outfit, and blinked: "I am your maid~Sister Fairy~"

Yin Zixin squeezed Xiao Xu's face curiously: "Emma, ​​you are amazing, you made such an ugly face."

A black line appeared on Xiao Xu's forehead, but she endured it!Waiting for you to look good!

She squeezed out a smile: "There is a Jianghu entertainer in the Jiuli Skills Zone, who is good at pinching his face and changing his face. I begged him for a long time to teach him. My skills are not very good, but I can make do with it. From now on, I will pretend to be your maid, miss, please get on the donkey~ I will lead you."

Yin Zixin climbed up the pole: "Well, Xiaohong, but which lady is poor enough to ride a donkey? It's spicy, give me a drink of water, Xiaohong, and give me a shoulder squeeze."

Xiao Xu pinched the palm of his hand to resist the urge not to beat her up, he did it one by one, and then led the little donkey to the stockade of the hero army.

This cottage is the same as the bandit cottage in the movie. Xiao Xu seems to have watched a certain anti-Japanese drama and then designed it according to cats and tigers. There are two wooden watchtowers at the gate of the village. There are huge crossbows on the watchtowers, but the guards Not very serious anymore, obviously dozing off, Xiao Xu raised his head and looked at them, and after standing still, he inhaled and shouted: "Miss, where is this place? Did we go the wrong way?"

Yin Zixin hurriedly got off the donkey: "Bah, vixen is hypocrisy, didn't you come here on your own initiative?" Xiao Xu glared at her, and she closed her mouth obediently.

Only then did the dozing guard on the sentry tower wake up, and raised the weapon at hand: "Old Zhang! Someone is coming!"

"Why are these two little ladies here?" The people from the two sentry towers came down. "It seems to be lost, hehe."

Xiao Xu pretended to be scared: "Who are you? Where is this place? Why is it not Danping Village? Did we go by the wrong way? Miss?" Yin Zixin smiled and nodded: "Yes, yes, Xiao Honghong, a road idiot , What a fool, ask these two brothers how to go back~"

The two guards looked at each other, and one of them murmured: "These two ladies are not fools, are they? We are so obvious that they are bandits and they can't see it?"

The other also muttered: "There should be some problem, otherwise such a flowery lady would not walk alone, but ah, I don't think it is a serious lady, look at what she is wearing, tsk tsk, it must be a brothel Let’s say it looks pretty good-looking.”

Yin Zixin is sweating, this is not muttering, this is talking in a loud voice, and, you are the kiln sister!The whole family is! ! !

Now she understands why Xiao Xu gave her fashions for no reason, but he abused himself and made her ugly. This is to get her tied up, and then the bandits fucked her, then they fucked her, and finally they took turns to fuck them. Thinking of this, she Taking a step back, he just bumped into Xiao Xu's body.

Xiao Xu said speculatively: "Miss, what are you doing, let's go, brother invited us." After speaking, he dragged someone struggling non-stop, and followed two guards into the village.

It makes sense that this heroic army can be called the largest bandit village in sandstone. Along the way, there are not only drill grounds, warehouses, and even underground wells for large-scale projects. I don’t know where the water source came from, forming The criss-cross grid makes this place very different from the yellow sand world outside. This place is like an oasis in the desert!

The gatekeeper brother brought the two women in, and he walked with his head held high. I don't know where the pride came from. Anyway, he received all kinds of envious and worshipful eyes along the way. In fact, the girl was sent to the door by himself. Well?

When they came to a slightly luxurious courtyard, the two of them finally stopped. This courtyard should be the place where a certain master lived. There were still people on duty at the gate of the small courtyard. The two guards stepped forward and whispered loudly "Hurry up and report to the head of the family, there is a little lady and her maid who have lost their way!" The one who said it was full of joy, the thick eyebrows were still raised vigorously, and she blinked, as if she was afraid that others would not know.

Fortunately, the little brother on duty was a little bit better, and he first reacted as he should—doubt.

"How can you get lost? Besides, those who go to the Bashu sandstone road will always have a large number of guards, especially women. How can they be single? Tell me quickly! Who are you? What is your purpose?"

Xiao Xu blocked Yin Zixin, pretending to be a guardian: "What do you want to do! My lady just sneaked out to look for Brother Ada in Danping village, how could she think of getting lost! We should ask you this, who are you? Ah? Didn’t you mean to bring us in to rest our feet and drink some water, and then show us the way?”

The guard snorted coldly, and pushed the guards away: "Sooner or later, you will die on a woman's belly! Your lady? I don't think so! A girl's clothes are so revealing! Why don't you tell me? That's right." Stop, lock them up for me!"

"Wait!" Xiao Xu looked like a broken jar, and then looked at Yin Zixin hesitantly, and he played the whole scene of betraying the young lady out of greed for life and fear of death.

"Let me tell you! We are from the Yuejun Building in Xiling City, Central Plains. The lady annoyed her mother, so she sold the lady to those Nanman merchants in Jiuli at a low price. This time we followed the merchants to Jiuli. Cheng wanted to be intercepted in the middle of the road, and those Nanmans were not easy to mess with. When we fought with the robbers, my lady and I stole a donkey and ran out. Look, my lord, the donkey is still here Whoa! I didn't expect... I didn't expect to be in the wolf's den again! 555, I don't want to die, don't lock me up."

Yin Zixin looked at Xiao Xu in disbelief, and she could make it right. What she didn't know was that Xiao Xu had already thought up his words.The guard looked the two of them up and down, thought for a long time, left a sentence to wait here, and then turned around and went in to report. Before waiting for 2 minutes, the door opened again. went in.

They sat in the yard and waited. Yin Zixin listened to the sounds of practice in the stockade. When the count reached 222, the door of the house finally opened, and the so-called master came out.

Yin Zixin always thinks about this poor mountain of sandstone, why the head of the family must be that kind of character with a bald head, a big belly, and two big hammers in his hand, but the person who opened the door was actually a weak and weak white-faced scholar!While yawning, he was wearing a white coat, but no matter how white-faced he was, it still couldn't cover up his blood. Yin Zixin saw a terrifying scar on his collarbone.

"Oh, damn it, these little bitches tortured me to death yesterday, I'm not satisfied, really." Bai Mian completely destroyed his image when he opened his mouth.

The guard bowed his head respectfully: "The master is very powerful."

Bai Mian nodded with a smile: "That's natural, who doesn't know that my scholar has the title of Yeyu Wanniang!" Yin Zixin rolled his eyes, and it's too fake to return Wanniang.

"Oh, this little lady, I think it was given to me by the heavens. Why did you come here today? When the second and third are not around, it's not to take advantage of me!" Yin Zixin, Xiao Xu quickly blocked her. She wanted to scare Yin Zixin, but she didn't really want her to be hurt.

When Baimian saw such an ugly girl blocking his hand, he wiped it on his body in disgust: "Hey, lock up this stinky girl! It makes me uncomfortable to look at!"

Xiao Xu showed a smirk: "Sir, that's not okay, my lady will pick up the guests, and can't do anything else, who will serve her without me!"

Bai Mian frowned: "That's true, the little girls in the brothel are really good at romance, and they don't touch the spring water with their fingers, then well, I will forcefully spare you, this little girl, tsk, Qiangzi! You put the two of them together." Take it down, and live in the vacant house on the west side, I will have a big feast tonight, and marry this girl back with excitement, um, be my eighth lady in the village, hahaha! As for her maid, let the brothers have fun tomorrow!"

In this way, Xiao Xu and Yin Zixin were brought to the west wing, Yin Zixin shook his head: "Fortunately, this bandit only makes troubles at night, let's find a way to leave quickly, I won't upgrade anymore, this is really scary!"

Xiao Xu smiled wretchedly: "Please, I'm not in a hurry. I'm going to be raped tomorrow. Ann, there must be a way for the car to reach the mountain. At worst, I'll kill them all!" Are you kidding, Xiao Xu Her purpose is to stay in the village, she has more important things to do!

"Then, then I'll think of a way! As soon as I send you a message, you can save me!" Seeing that Xiao Xu had no intention of leaving, Yin Zixin agreed aggrievedly.

Before they could say a few words, their door was pushed open, and it was a woman who came!

"Hmph, I don't know who it is, so it's you, you little bastard! At first glance, you look like a piece of shit, what good things can a brothel have! Who are you trying to seduce with such revealing clothes! I think it's to seduce men from all over the world! When I saw your face, I wanted to take it down, but I wanted to ask the master to see what kind of vixen you are!"

With such rude words, Yin Zixin was overwhelmed by the aura, and raised his hands automatically: "Uh, what kind of Mrs. Yazhai are you? Hello sister, I admit defeat, I swear, I will never fight with you!" Besides, the real vixen is by her side!Please look for authentic products!But why did such an ugly village girl fall in love with the head of the family?This is unscientific, is it really because there are women here?

"That's pretty much the same! I'm sorry you don't dare to argue with me, I am the first wife of the head of the village! From now on, you have to obey me obediently."

"Haha, you dare to say that! You are the first lady! You are so ridiculous! I am the wife of the first village owner!" Another woman walked in, a little better than the first one, and she was dressed in a fashionable way. It can only be described as ordinary.

Xiao Xu didn't even have a chance to speak, so he could only sit with Yin Zixin and watch the two women fight. A ten-year-old woman, she stood at the door with a machete: "Who is farting there! Why didn't I know the first Mrs. Yazhai was the two of you, huh?"

The two women immediately lowered their heads quietly and shouted, "Madam!"

Come on, here comes the right lord, this is the number one Mrs. Yazhai!

The author has something to say: The electricity was cut off for a whole day today, and I don’t understand why the school always cuts off water and electricity (╯﹏╰)

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