Naruto's "Xiao" Chronicle

"Suzaku... have you found Didara?" Just after I finished eating the tenth string of three-color meatballs, Payne finally came to the news.

"Right now..." Throwing away a large handful of bamboo sticks in his hand, he took out a toothpick and shaved his teeth.

——What a life to enjoy...

"Remember, I want a complete green dragon of 'Dawn', not a half-dead, bruised...%...%￥..."

"Zizizi—the user you dialed is not in the service area, please call again later, please leave a message after the beep—" He wiped off the ring and threw it into Guixier's hand.

"Drip—" I whispered.

"I x you uncle!!!"

"Itachi...you are amazing..." Kisame looked at me adoringly.

"Little case, I used to spit on his statue in front of three generations..." I was a little proud, but found that Xie looked at me strangely.

"Is there something wrong?" I touched my face.

"No, it just feels like you're getting less and less pumped." Contemptuous...

"..."

"It's here..." Ghost Shark picked up Shark Muscle and stomped open the door.

"Be civilized." Xie frowned handsomely.

"No one here? What to do, Itachi?"

"Wait, listen to the group of female animals, every day that child will camp here."

"Who will make a move later?" Scorpion asked, looking between the two of us.

"Teach him a lesson! I'll do it!" Gui Shar's face was stern.

"Pain said he couldn't hurt him. If you want a complete Didala, I'll do it." Guixie wanted to say something, but was interrupted by an arrogant shout.

"That bastard is running wild on my territory!! Do you know that it took me three days to carve this door out of clay!! He even destroyed my art!" The visitor's blond hair covered most of his face , But it can't hide the youthful sunshine and unruly pride.I couldn't help being in a trance for a moment. Once upon a time, this kind of posture also appeared on me, and I only pursued my own light and my own expectations.

"Itachi..." Xie stood behind him and pushed me, and I came to my senses.

"We are the 'Xiao' organization. We are here today to invite Mr. Didara, that is, you, to join our organization." He narrowed his eyes lightly, looked at the boy under the sun, and felt a trace of strange familiarity gradually penetrated into his chest. There is a touch of sadness in the neck.

"Which art onion are you? Ah?! Don't you know that artists are very busy!!" Arrogant, unreasonable...

The hidden scorpion appeared, waving light blue chakra lines with both hands: "This guy looks like a short-lived ghost... Do I really want to form a team with this kind of person? I really want to kill him... "

Didara's expression suddenly became flustered, and a pair of big eyes stared behind me.

He was looking at...

scorpion? !

"Soft...soft girl!!"

Ghost Shark fell down.

"This beautiful lady, please marry me! I will love you for the rest of my life, art and so on, go to death! Yes, that's it, um..." He flashed his heart and eyes, and slowly turned to The scorpion behind me came.

Guixie's eyes were staring like copper bells, if I hadn't stopped him, he might have gone up and beat that kid up.

"Suzaku, are you there?"

It's not too early or too late, but it's just at this time, Payne, you are really sweeping us teenagers who are used to watching soap operas but can't stop.

Deidara is almost... kissed!

"Boss, I think it should be easy for us to invite Didara over here." I took the ring from Guixie's hand with a serious face and said solemnly.

"Oh... really? Is there any way?"

"Use a beauty trick."

"Pfft..." There was a sound of spraying water from the other side.

"I'm a man... brat." A cold voice came from the corner of Xie's slightly smiling mouth.

"Nani!!" Didara apparently slammed his head into the clay and was blown to pieces.Only then did he wake up, looked left and right at Xie, and finally, two lines of broadband tears flowed down his face, "A softer girl than a soft girl, is she a soft girl?"

This sentence is a bit of a mouthful, so let me translate it for you.

Thinking of girls more than girls, is it a girl?

silent…………

Just when I thought he was heartbroken and ready to die, the shuriken in his hand was ready to give him a ride (...) He then changed his mouth and said with a smile: "Whether she is a soft girl or not! I admit it! May I ask your brother's name and age?" ? Where do you work? How many people are there in your family? Are your father-in-law and mother-in-law still alive?"

——I X! !Check your account!

"One of the members of the 'Xiao' organization, the rebellious ninja of Sand Ninja Village—the Scorpion of Red Sand."

"Then I will join your organization too!!" Comparable to a loyal dog...

"What about sincerity?"

"What do you want? I have the money!"

I heard the horns on the other side of the ring gasp.

"There are eight villas!"

I heard Penn nod again in satisfaction. (X!! This can also be heard!!!)

“There is also convenient transportation!”

Finally, there was the sound of Ah Fei crying with joy. 【There is a lot of fog】

"Promise!!!" The three of Payne suddenly shouted excitedly from the ring.

Looking at the ring in his hand with black lines all over his head, he thought of the hungry and thirsty faces of the three guys at the other end at this time, and couldn't help the twitching stomach pain.

--Hello!It's not so fast to marry a daughter! ! !

"Let me see your strength." Scorpion turned his head, "Itachi! Go!"

"..." How come there is a feeling of being played.

"Please..." Shit!She blushed in embarrassment! !

scorpion! !Don't be so girly! !

I, Uchiha Itachi I, was famous, and within 10 minutes of the red sand scorpion showing his real body, the blood tank suffered a series of seconds.

I am dead.

[Sasuke: (crying face) Brother, do you want me?

Itachi: (gently) How could it be?

Sasuke: (with a shy face, using the special move cat pounce) Nissan...kiss...

Itachi: (Second Kill)...]

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