Naruto's "Xiao" Chronicle

When Kisame and I arrived at Sand Shadow, it was already dawn.

When I was not close to the sand shadow, I stopped.

Kisame was puzzled, turned to me and asked, "What's wrong?"

I was silent for a while, took off my bamboo hat, and asked:

"Am I handsome now?..."

"..." The corner of Guixie's mouth twitched lightly, "Senior Itachi, you have committed another crime."

"..." I closed my eyes, "Anyway, we should pay attention to our image."

"Since I formed a team with you, you have never had an image in my heart." Kisame sneered, "It's really sad, Uchiha

Itachi was just like that. "

"Oh?..." I raised the corners of my mouth slightly, "Did you really admire that Uchiha Itachi before? Hmm?..."

"Cough! Cough!!" Guixier almost fell to the ground, his face flushed embarrassingly.

"Itachi-san, you have such a thick skin!"

Put on the bamboo hat, and see the mechanical sand eagle flying in the sky through the gaps in the tassels. It is slightly brisk and joyful, and the head is proud

looking down at the earth.

"Get ready to fight..."

A gust of wind blew up from the forest in the distance, the wind and sand filled the sky, and the emptiness in the field of vision became illusory.

"Not bad Chakra..." Kisame smiled and licked the dry corner of his mouth, "Is it a——?..."

The three stages of Sharingan, a huge monster in the blur.

"Stupid humans!!!"

Those huge palms covered the entire sandy ground, and the flying sand was blown away, and the vibration shook the earth.

"Sand Rain!"

"The art of fireball!"

"The technique of water shark bullets!"

The bursting power of the three forces permeated the entire sand field, and the mist, water vapor and sand flew in the air.

This affects vision too much...

"Wind escape

The art of the windmill! "

When all the dust settled, the beautiful tailed beast appeared in front of us, with beautiful eyes like six-pointed stars, half-human, half-beast.

state, it seems...

still a child...

Human column? ... so pathetic...

"Oh? But I don't know that I can welcome the Uchiha Itachi of the Uchiha clan?" An old female voice came from the wind and sand.

"Grandma Chiyo?" Kisame murmured, and said softly to me, "Xiong's grandma..."

It was her...

"Now that I recognize it...then..." I threw away the bamboo hat, "Let's play with Kazuo! Let's go, Kisame!"

"What... what?..." Guixie hadn't reacted yet.

"Yiwei! Go!" I raised the corners of my mouth, and my eyes were full of kaleidoscopes...

The tail of the same pupil roared violently, and attacked her under Chiyo's surprised gaze...

"Sure enough, I still underestimated you!"

The next task is surprisingly simple...

Without Kazuo and Chiyo's obstruction, murder and arson would be commonplace for Kisame and me.

"Suzaku?" Payne's voice came from the end of the ring, the voice was a little hoarse and dim, and the ghost shark who was eating on the side stuck the fishbone into it.

down the throat.

"Cough! Cough!!——" Guixier stretched out his hand to me with difficulty, and I kicked him away.

"What happened to you?"

"There was an accident..." Yo... Ghost Shark spit...

"Have you... uh... finished receiving the commission?"

"Okay." I replied.

"Great, the eight of us forgot to bring money for the sauna in Tangnin Village, you and Kisame come over and help pay for it. (Dida

Pull: Itachi-san, don’t forget to bring me something delicious) Okay, that’s it, sorry for the trouble. "

"..."

The weather is so nice...

I looked at the vast expanse of blue sky and put on my bamboo hat.

He looked at Kisame who was still dying.

"This organization can survive to this day, I have to admire you group of little strong lives."

"Itachi-san! Help me!" Guixie walked in front of him with a painful expression on his face.

"Go get jealous." I suggested.

"But I don't even have a girlfriend, how can I be jealous?"

"..., I told you to soak it in vinegar!..." These idiots!

"I'm going to faint! Which girl help me?"

"Handsome Pot!!..."

"Auntie! I called you a girl, why are you here?"

Too many can kill flies.

"Hey... I... I'm still a bit..." She looked shy and timid, and she turned towards the grass next to her with an ugly face.

The bush vomited.

Destroy my three views!

I raised my hand and hit her, and then...

Immediately throw up...

I felt much better after almost emptying my stomach.

Look at the ghost shark again, it was a blessing in disguise, and spit out the fishbone.

"What a superb virgin..." Guixie looked carefully at the face of the "girl", for fear of vomiting again.

"Let's go to Tangren Village."

"doing what?"

"Look at Deidara taking a bath..."

"Itachi-kun, you look so wretched."

"Isn't your saliva left behind too?..."

Today is going to be a great day...

In Tang Ninja Village——

The mist in the air is beautiful, somewhat moist, but not uncomfortable.

I remember that every time I came home, there would always be Sasuke’s laughter in the bathroom, and then my tired mood would get better, so

I was the one who walked into the bathroom slowly and looked at Sasuke in the bathtub. Although the mist filled the air, I could see clearly with Sharingan open.

"Nissan! You are back!" He will always be like this, he will not ask about everything in my life, even my most worrying,

When he was most disappointed, he always looked like this. Sometimes I feel disgusted to have such a younger brother, but every time I see him

After hearing this smile no less than ten thousand times, I actually laughed happily. I should hate it, but why is my body not

Involuntarily followed his flying body.

"Brother! Rub my back!" playing with a toy duck in the water.

- How childish!

But why do I still walk forward involuntarily?

"Blood relationship is really amazing." Brother Zhishui said this to me, even if he sneered, it was just a wry smile.

There is a kind of person like me.

I am your elder brother, and I am the one who will protect you all my life.

It's really strange that I can do this just because of a sentence from my childhood, a sentence that I don't know when it came from.

"Weasel..."

"Huh?" I turned my head and looked at Gui Sha.

"Are the three-color balls delicious?..."

"certainly……"

"Then can you stop sticking the bamboo sticks on the shark muscles..." Guisame looked at the shark muscles covered with bamboo sticks in pain, "Put them all

It's a dick..."

"Gudu..." Shark muscle called out.

"You have complaints..." The ripples of Sharingan were reflected in the water.

"Gududu..." (no...)

"..."

"Suzaku!!!"

When I saw Payne again, a group of them huddled in the corner and planted mushrooms, wearing only a bathrobe, Didara

When I squatted down, I could still see the smooth...

"Itachi-san!" Didara meant a very loose bathrobe, with smooth skin when running, revealing the spring color of his chest.

"Itachi, your eyes are turning red again..."

"..." This is chicken jelly!

I really want to eat him like a three-color ball!

no!no!

Uchiha Itachi, what are you thinking!You can try an imposing eight-foot man!Well, although Bachi is less than (...), Uchiha only has

One of the three individuals, don't take detours...

Even if you go, you should...

"Hurry up and pay!" Running to the side, bouncing around, don't you know how much the group of && uncles want to fuck you with your current appearance!

Oh shit!Life is like a cup of Erguotou!Well... what is Erguotou? ...

I really can't bear to see a group of people blowing the cold wind here, so Guixie and I came to the boss.

"Are you...a ninja?" In front of him was a ninja with a bandaged head.

"Yes, Mr. Itachi."

"You know?" the group of guys said?

"No, no no! Mr. Itachi, your name has spread throughout the ninja world, especially those two old man lines on your face! Really

-

So handsome, so cool, it's beyond description! "

The corner of the mouth under the collar could not help but twitch.I'm so famous?Why didn't you notice it when you were in Konoha?

Ghost shark gave me such an explanation afterwards.

"When a pig becomes famous, the meat on his body becomes the thing that everyone remembers the most." Then I gave Kisame a

As for the process, it was too bloody and violent, and it is not suitable for 14-year-old children to watch.

"How much?" I took out my wallet and took less than a stack, which should be enough.

"300."

"Damn it!" Guixie burst into a rough mouth, "You open a black shop, you!"

"Don't get me wrong, if you have destroyed 30 hot springs and blown up 2 mountains, if it weren't for Mr. Itachi's face, you should

Pay 500 million..."

I couldn't help swallowing my spit in private, 500 million, it's not worth so much money if you sell me...

I looked back at Kakudo, and Kakuto Burma smiled. "There is no mistake."

I looked at Xiaodi, he whistled, looked at me slowly, shrugged, "I just want to see how art changes in the water

? ! "

"Then what did you see?"

"I saw the ticket from the boss."

"..." Is this another form of art?

I turned my head silently, "Where's Ah Fei?..."

"Mr. Yo, did you mean the man in the poop?" the man in the bandage interjected.

"you know?"

"That guy ran away and was beaten into the hospital by me."

"..."⊙﹏⊙‖

you are very capable...

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