[Interstellar] Reborn as a hostile leader's mobile phone pet, why is it swollen?

A few months have passed, and the previous Zerg invasion incident has been photographed dead on the beach by more news and current events, and people's lives have already returned to normal. Nightmare, buried in memory.

The most talked about by the citizens of galaxy L recently is probably the new travel route developed by the rebel base - the trip to galaxy M, oh no, they are no longer called rebels, but are divided into the eastern part of the L galaxy and the western part of the L galaxy. The two forces took turns ruling.

The citizens of the L galaxy expressed that this is really great. Not only can they go to watch the leader Shang Xi and the former alliance marshal Xia Yuxiu’s love, but they can also go to the restaurants around the former alliance presidential palace to taste delicious dry pot crayfish.

The local people said that the former president's wife often went to eat at the one at the west end of the former presidential palace. If it weren't for your kindness, I wouldn't tell you!

For the past three years, Zhong Tong of the western government has been in power and served as the president of the L galaxy.

"Hello? Do you still care about it?" The president, who had an incomparable appearance, was on the phone with his face scratched.

"what happened?"

"Sisi said that she misses her father. Please do me a favor and bring my father-in-law here. I can't leave recently, and I can't accompany her to the east."

Shang Xi smiled, "Then let her do it by herself, does she have a three-year-old girl, not to mention I'm going on honeymoon with Xiao Yu."

"(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻! Hey! This is your third honeymoon in the past six months! Do you know you are so passive and sabotage eastern citizens!"

"Of course I know. I heard that the citizens of Ocean Star know we're going, and even put up banners."

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

"I want to take Sis with me too!"

"Your Excellency is the pillar of the galaxy, how can you run out so casually?"

"QAQ! You're here to take over, QAQ! Oh, damn Shang Xi, didn't you expect that a long time ago!"

"Ah! Xiaoyu called me to tidy up my clothes, let's talk next time!"

Shang Xi helped to hand out the clothes of the two in the cabinet, Xia Yu asked, "What happened to Zhong Tong?"

"I'm envious of us going out to play."

"Haha, who made him so stupid, vying to be the first president."

"Xiao Yu, have you ever thought about what to do with the heir?" Shang Xi suddenly became serious.

Xia Yu smiled mysteriously, and took out a piece of interstellar news from the cabinet, "Look!"

"What? My God! It's really convenient now." Shang Xi was surprised.

"Brother said, as long as we separate our XX into bottles and give them to them next time, we will have a baby in ten months." Xia Yu said, his face flushed.

……

The two wandered around the world like this, leaving poor Zhong Tong to deal with government affairs.

In a flash, more than two years have passed.

"Hey, where are we going to play next?"

“It seems like it’s almost my turn to be president.”

"When our son is ten years old, we will abdicate."

"Okay, so there are still two rounds of terms, and it looks like it will be very soon."

"Are we just going to sprinkle sugar all over the world?"

"Yeah, there is always a strange sense of satisfaction in showing affection in front of Star Citizen."

"Hahahahahaha..."

The author has something to say: the first article ended happily.

To be honest, there was no outline at all when writing this article, it was formed by the author's huge brain hole.

This article is simply too sweet and spicy. It seems that there have been no twists and turns from the beginning to the end, just sprinkle sugar all the way.

Here again, I would like to thank Mr. Asakawa who has been leaving messages and Mr. ANN who wrote long comments. At the same time, all the readers who have supported me all the way have either clicked 23333

Well, the next thing is to counterattack the fanfare and Zhongtong's deadly fanfare. I hope readers will enjoy watching it.

☆、Zhong Tong's death episode

My name is Zhong Tong. My father chose this name for me because I was born to be the next president.

In general, my life has been smooth sailing, and I have almost never had a reason to worry about it.

But later, I fell in love with someone, she was the daughter of a famous rebel general, her name was Wang Sisi.

I have been a classmate with me at the Interstellar Military Academy for three years, but she never said a word to me.

From the discussions of other girls in the class, she seems to have been secretly in love with Shang Xi, a senior student.

Senior Shang Xi is actually not handsome at all, at least not as handsome as me, not to mention I have already seen that he likes men.

Who is that man you ask?

Hmph, just an idiot who only knows how to eat chicken drumstick rice.

Maybe this is called fate. It is destined that he and Sisi have no fate, but I have fate with Sisi.

"Sisi, do you want to eat chocolate?" The most expensive chocolate my father bought for me, I want to give it to Sisi.

The chocolate was returned untouched.

"Sisi, try this candy, it's delicious!"

The candy was returned untouched.

Aren't these all girls' favorite snacks?

Don't Sis like it?

Impossible, she must be too reserved to accept it.

As a result, for three years, I gave her snacks every day, but in the end all of them went into my stomach.

I found out later that Sisi's favorite food is dry pot crayfish.

However, at this time, I have been fed up with sweets for three years and only love sweets, and I feel uncomfortable when I see those heavy-tasting dishes.

Now Sisi is my girlfriend.

Ever since I went to Galaxy M last time and saw Shang Xi and Xia Yu's wedding, I've been thinking about proposing to Sisi.

It is better to hit the sun than to choose a day, just today!

"Sisi, marry me!" She pulled me out of the dessert shop, I licked the cream on my lips, knelt down on one knee outside the dessert shop door, and took out the ring I had prepared long ago.

"Come on, don't embarrass yourself here." She blushed, very cute.

I didn't stand up, "If you don't promise me, I won't leave."

She looked a little helpless, then smiled slyly, and whispered in my ear: "If you can accomplish one thing, I will marry you tomorrow."

"No problem!" I was stunned by happiness, and quickly agreed.

"Let's go then."

The spectators on both sides applauded. They all thought that Sisi agreed to me. To be honest, I actually thought so at the time.

She took me to a Sichuan restaurant.

I hesitated at the door, but I thought that I had just proposed, and my daughter-in-law must of course agree to her request, so I walked in.

She called the waiter and placed the order in a familiar way: "A dry pot crayfish, mapo tofu, boiled fish, fried green pepper with sansho pepper, spicy squid silk, spicy soup, and a bowl of chicken drumstick rice."

I looked at her and swallowed.

The dishes came out quickly, and she said to me: "You eat all of these today, and the wedding will be held tomorrow."

"Sis, this..."

She gave me a disappointed look, as if she was questioning my sincerity.

"Okay, just eat!" For love, fight!

the next day.

"Zhong Tong, happy wedding, congratulations!" Shang Xi walked over with a gift.

"Huh? Why did your lips turn into sausages?" Xia Yu stood beside him, looking at me suspiciously.

I had no choice but to change the subject abruptly: "Hehe, what is Shang Xi holding in your hand?"

Shang Xi smiled: "It's Wang Sisi's favorite dry pot crayfish."

"..."

"Help, help! The groom has fainted! Come on!"

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☆、Xia Yu's counterattack episode

Shang Xi returned home today and found the atmosphere in the house a bit strange.

"Xiao Yu, what's the matter?" Shang Xi worriedly looked at Xia Yu who was sitting on the sofa looking swollen.

"Ah Xi, if I do something bad, will you still love me?" Xia Yu's eyes were misty, as if she was ready to cry if Shang Xi said no.

"Of course I will love you, I promised that I would be with you forever in Galaxy M." Shang Xi looked serious, but still asked a little uneasy, "Xiao Yu, did you do something? "

Xia Yu smiled slightly, "No, I just read a novel, and I was a little worried that you would be like those scumbags above."

It doesn't, at least not yet.

If Shang Xi is more careful, he will find that what he has in his hands is not a novel, but a new product of PJ Company: "Teaching You How to Counterattack Your Male Tickets"

Shang Xi snored softly on the head of her little pet, "What are you thinking about all day?" After speaking, she walked into the kitchen and washed her hands to make soup.

Xia Yu gave him a complicated look, would it be a little too much for him...

Alas, forget it, he sighed helplessly, this is the end of the matter...

Black little angel: Don't be ridiculous, how can you be helpless, you are obviously very excited?

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻! PIA flies with a slap!

When Shang Xi brought the food to the table, Xia Yu licked his lips, "Ah Xi, let's have some drinks today."

Shang Xi looked at the dishes on the table, and after accepting the order, she turned around and went back to the kitchen to pour wine.

"No, no, you sit down, I'll come." Xia Yu jumped up like a little rabbit and ran to the kitchen, took out red wine and poured it into Shang Xi's glass, after thinking about it, he added some white wine , "Well...According to the APP, it is easier to get drunk when mixed?"

He excitedly put two glasses of wine on the table, and left Shang Xi in front of the table with a puzzled face, went to the room to get a candle, and then sat down.

What is Xiao Yu doing today?Shang Xi was full of puzzlement.

Sitting at the table, Xia Yu first toasted to Shang Xi, saying that it was a celebration of being together for ten weeks, and then took small sips while looking at Shang Xi who was sitting opposite.

It's strange why he's still not drunk. Seeing that Shang Xi has drunk more than half of the glass and still looks sober, Xia Yu is a little anxious.

"Ah Xi, let's toast again!"

"En." Shang Xi responded dumbly, with a calm expression.

"It's weird..."

"Xiao Yu, what did you say?" Shang Xi remained expressionless, but the words she asked were full of concern.

Xia Yu seemed to understand something...

"Ah Xi."

"Hmm." Replied woodenly.

"Ah Xi."

"Yeah." His expression didn't change.

"Ah Xi."

"Yeah." Still the same.

"Ah Xi, are you drunk?"

"No."

Xia Yu finally laughed. (⊙▽⊙)!So this is what Ah Xi looks like drunk!

Awwow~ so cute~~~

"Ah Xi, let's go to the bedroom."

"Ah."

"Ah Xi, lie down."

"Ah."

Xia Yu just felt that everything was going smoothly. Shang Xi, who was in front of him, was now completely stripped of her clothes, her hands were locked on the bedposts, obediently waiting for his arrival.

Looking at him like this, Xia Yu suddenly felt that he seemed to have done something wrong, and then thought of Shang Xi's caring and caring care for him, and he couldn't do anything with the lubricant.

Xia Yu suddenly pursed her lips, as if she had made up her mind, and resolutely stretched her lubricated hand toward her back.

After a few minutes……

Facts have proved that even if Shang Xi is drunk, he can still follow his instinct to do exercises that are beneficial to physical and mental health.

And, it seems to be more energetic.

The next day, Xia Yu, who was lying on the bed, held in one hand Shang Xi’s loving seafood congee with scallops, and posted on the APP: Xiao Gong was lying in front of me, but I didn’t have the heart to do it, and as a result, I couldn’t get out of bed again, hehe clatter.

Reply 1: My condolences to the Lord.

Reply 2: +1 for mourning the master.

Reply 3: +10086 for mourning the master.

Reply 4: Sad for the host + ID number.

……

Designer: It's awesome, the president just sent a message to say that he wants to give me a bonus for the designer of this APP!ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ

Master: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻! Fuck upstairs!

The author has something to say: la la la ~ what else do you want to watch? Enjoy on-demand hot!