A few days passed, and Xia Yu soon realized that he was a mobile phone pet.
After all, Xia Yu is a good marshal who is witty and knowledgeable.
In fact, to put it simply, Xia Yu has fallen in love with this kind of life where he eats and waits to die.
"Master, today I helped you destroy 1KB of mobile phone garbage, so today I want to eat chicken drumstick rice."
"Okay." To clean up the garbage on your phone, you only need to run the garbage removal program, right?
"Master, today I helped you complete the firewall. As a reward, I still have to eat chicken drumstick rice today!"
"Okay." Didn't the software downloaded last time say that this firewall has an automatic repair function?
"Master, I sorted out your pictures today. I'm so hardworking, so I want to eat chicken drumstick rice!"
"Okay." No wonder I just found out that the positions of the last two pictures have been reversed.
"Owner……"
"Xiao Yu, if you like chicken leg rice so much, then you should eat chicken leg rice every day from now on."
"Master, MUA~ knows you are the best."
Shang Xi watched helplessly as a big heart appeared on the screen, and then Xia Yu hugged her fingers and rubbed them.
So, the next day...
"Bajibaji..." Yingyingying is so happy to be able to eat chicken drumsticks every day.
"Xiaoyu, what did you do today?"
"Huh?" The young man who was eating happily on the screen suddenly raised his head, his round eyes widened, two tears quickly gathered in his eye sockets, and his hands tightly hugged the rice bowl in his arms. "Master, you... didn't you say that you can eat chicken drumstick rice every day from now on?"
So you simply do nothing! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
How did someone like you become the Union Marshal! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
"Forget it, you can eat."
Shang Xi felt helpless when he saw Xia Yu who secretly glanced at him while eating.
"I can eat chicken drumstick rice in the future! I promise!"
"Thank you, master!"
With Shang Xi's guarantee, Xia Yu was relieved to join the "battle" again.
Shang Xi silently supported his forehead.
Seeing another side of Xiaoyu, although he looks more stupid than when he was on the battlefield, but he is still very cute! (⊙▽⊙)
In addition to eating in Xia Yu's life, he recently found a new joy, that is - flipping through Shang Xi's photo albums on his mobile phone.
As for how this habit was formed, you have to ask the book "Instructions for Mobile Pets".
After eating enough, Xia Yu lazily stayed in his small room, clutching a white booklet in his hand.
"Mirror mirror, I'm so bored."
Immediately afterwards, a line of words surfaced: Don't call me Magic Mirror, call me Your Lady Queen.In addition, you can read the books on the bookshelf to supplement your spiritual food.
"But I don't want to read." Xia Yu lay lazily in his den.
You can also get to know your master more deeply.
"What do you mean?"
Humph.
"My Lady Queen~~~"
You are in your master's cell phone.For the sake of correcting your mistakes in time, I can only remind you so much.
Xia Yu was at a loss at first, but after a few minutes, his eyes finally brightened.
"My Lady Queen loves you to death~"
The original white pages in the booklet turned pink with just a swipe.
oh my god why is it so hot?The phone must be poisoned!I'm going to oversee the work of that slacker at the firewall!
After Xia Yu finished speaking, he put the booklet on the table and ran out of his small room.
So, with a strong curiosity, he began to flip through Shang Xi's photo album from the beginning.
Shang Xi was so cute and soft when she was a child, how could she become like this now, she is not cute at all!
Huh?Isn't this a photo of me at the Interstellar Military Academy?
Halfway through, Xia Yu actually saw his own photo.
In the next picture, it is a pity that he is also a graduate of the Interstellar Military Academy, and he is actually a senior! QAQ he was so handsome back then!
Xia Yu drooled and looked at the photos of Shang Xi when he was young with envy.
The handsome facial features are still a little immature, but there is a kind of youthfulness, vitality and handsomeness like the rising sun.The muscles of his limbs are not as tight as they are now, but they are already smooth.However, what Xia Yu was most jealous of was his hairstyle.
round inch!Do you understand the round inch?
Hey, why is that bastard Shang Xi still so handsome with a layer of short hair on his head, but his own hair can only hang limply on his head.
Recalling that I also wanted to cut a manly hairstyle before, so I quietly cut my hair short in the toilet. As a result, all the roommates laughed and rolled off the multifunctional folding bed. The scene is unforgettable to this day!Unforgettable so far!The shame of a lifetime, who would have thought that the Marshal of the Alliance is a baby-faced little monk who must wear bangs or else immediately turn into a failed beggar!
Xia Yu lit a wax for himself in his heart, wiped off a handful of bitter tears and continued to look down.
He was surprised to find that more and more of himself appeared in the following photos.
Huh?This is a photo of myself practicing shooting in the interstellar shooting range.
This one is eating chicken drumstick rice in the cafeteria?At that time, there was only one piece of chicken leg meat in the chicken leg rice in the school cafeteria, but after becoming a mobile phone pet, there were three pieces of meat in the chicken leg rice!
Suddenly I feel so happy to be a mobile pet~
Damn it, you've already given up treatment, bastard!Xia Yu felt as if there was a little white angel with a presidential face roaring at him.
Slap and fly!
Is the president a jerk?Chicken rice is the most important thing!
Suddenly, Xia Yu found a small photo album with a password.
what is this?
Could it be the beautiful girl in Interstellar Basketball Baby?
Or Shang Xi's crush?
Why do you think that what appears in your mind here is your own appearance?Xia Yu shook his head, shaking off his strange thoughts.
So what would the password be?Xia Yu pursed his lips and entered his birthday by accident.
"Unlocking complete." The electronic female voice came out with an emotionless voice.
Xia Yu stood there dumbfounded, and suddenly he didn't dare to open the photo album.
"Hmph, maybe it's just a coincidence!" He comforted himself like this.
Opening the album, the first photo shocked Xia Yu in place.
Σ(дlll)!I still regret that he, he, he, how could he have my naked body!According to!
This is so unscientific!
Although she is wearing a small underwear, it is still a shame to see such a photo QAQ!
Just as Xia Yu was immersed in shame and couldn't extricate himself, suddenly he felt his collar tighten.
"what are you doing?"
Looking back, Shang Xi's face outside the screen was dark.
"I...you..." Before Xia Yu could react, he was stuttering and unable to speak.
"How did you open this album?"
"Enter the password." Xia Yu answered honestly, and then asked curiously, "By the way, why is the password the marshal's birthday? Also, why do you want to save the marshal's nude photo?"
At this time, he saw a miraculous scene.
Shang Xi's face turned red from the tips of her ears to her chin!
"Master, your face is so red."
"No!"
"Master, do you have a crush on the marshal?"
Xia Yu thought silently in his heart that I was just a mobile phone pet, not a marshal!I wasn't looking forward to the answer!
The answer she was looking forward to in her heart did not appear, Shang Xi just said with a dark face, "There is no chicken drumstick rice today." Then she left the front of the screen.
"No!"
"Master, I was wrong QAQ!"
"Master, I was wrong, it's the marshal who has a crush on you!"
"Okay, the chicken leg rice is back." Σ(дlll)!
The author has something to say: Some readers asked the stupid author if Shang Xi’s affection for mobile pets was just as a substitute, but it’s not spicy.It will be revealed later!Then if there are any problems or loopholes, readers must tell me, I will reply in time!
After all, Xia Yu is a good marshal who is witty and knowledgeable.
In fact, to put it simply, Xia Yu has fallen in love with this kind of life where he eats and waits to die.
"Master, today I helped you destroy 1KB of mobile phone garbage, so today I want to eat chicken drumstick rice."
"Okay." To clean up the garbage on your phone, you only need to run the garbage removal program, right?
"Master, today I helped you complete the firewall. As a reward, I still have to eat chicken drumstick rice today!"
"Okay." Didn't the software downloaded last time say that this firewall has an automatic repair function?
"Master, I sorted out your pictures today. I'm so hardworking, so I want to eat chicken drumstick rice!"
"Okay." No wonder I just found out that the positions of the last two pictures have been reversed.
"Owner……"
"Xiao Yu, if you like chicken leg rice so much, then you should eat chicken leg rice every day from now on."
"Master, MUA~ knows you are the best."
Shang Xi watched helplessly as a big heart appeared on the screen, and then Xia Yu hugged her fingers and rubbed them.
So, the next day...
"Bajibaji..." Yingyingying is so happy to be able to eat chicken drumsticks every day.
"Xiaoyu, what did you do today?"
"Huh?" The young man who was eating happily on the screen suddenly raised his head, his round eyes widened, two tears quickly gathered in his eye sockets, and his hands tightly hugged the rice bowl in his arms. "Master, you... didn't you say that you can eat chicken drumstick rice every day from now on?"
So you simply do nothing! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
How did someone like you become the Union Marshal! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
"Forget it, you can eat."
Shang Xi felt helpless when he saw Xia Yu who secretly glanced at him while eating.
"I can eat chicken drumstick rice in the future! I promise!"
"Thank you, master!"
With Shang Xi's guarantee, Xia Yu was relieved to join the "battle" again.
Shang Xi silently supported his forehead.
Seeing another side of Xiaoyu, although he looks more stupid than when he was on the battlefield, but he is still very cute! (⊙▽⊙)
In addition to eating in Xia Yu's life, he recently found a new joy, that is - flipping through Shang Xi's photo albums on his mobile phone.
As for how this habit was formed, you have to ask the book "Instructions for Mobile Pets".
After eating enough, Xia Yu lazily stayed in his small room, clutching a white booklet in his hand.
"Mirror mirror, I'm so bored."
Immediately afterwards, a line of words surfaced: Don't call me Magic Mirror, call me Your Lady Queen.In addition, you can read the books on the bookshelf to supplement your spiritual food.
"But I don't want to read." Xia Yu lay lazily in his den.
You can also get to know your master more deeply.
"What do you mean?"
Humph.
"My Lady Queen~~~"
You are in your master's cell phone.For the sake of correcting your mistakes in time, I can only remind you so much.
Xia Yu was at a loss at first, but after a few minutes, his eyes finally brightened.
"My Lady Queen loves you to death~"
The original white pages in the booklet turned pink with just a swipe.
oh my god why is it so hot?The phone must be poisoned!I'm going to oversee the work of that slacker at the firewall!
After Xia Yu finished speaking, he put the booklet on the table and ran out of his small room.
So, with a strong curiosity, he began to flip through Shang Xi's photo album from the beginning.
Shang Xi was so cute and soft when she was a child, how could she become like this now, she is not cute at all!
Huh?Isn't this a photo of me at the Interstellar Military Academy?
Halfway through, Xia Yu actually saw his own photo.
In the next picture, it is a pity that he is also a graduate of the Interstellar Military Academy, and he is actually a senior! QAQ he was so handsome back then!
Xia Yu drooled and looked at the photos of Shang Xi when he was young with envy.
The handsome facial features are still a little immature, but there is a kind of youthfulness, vitality and handsomeness like the rising sun.The muscles of his limbs are not as tight as they are now, but they are already smooth.However, what Xia Yu was most jealous of was his hairstyle.
round inch!Do you understand the round inch?
Hey, why is that bastard Shang Xi still so handsome with a layer of short hair on his head, but his own hair can only hang limply on his head.
Recalling that I also wanted to cut a manly hairstyle before, so I quietly cut my hair short in the toilet. As a result, all the roommates laughed and rolled off the multifunctional folding bed. The scene is unforgettable to this day!Unforgettable so far!The shame of a lifetime, who would have thought that the Marshal of the Alliance is a baby-faced little monk who must wear bangs or else immediately turn into a failed beggar!
Xia Yu lit a wax for himself in his heart, wiped off a handful of bitter tears and continued to look down.
He was surprised to find that more and more of himself appeared in the following photos.
Huh?This is a photo of myself practicing shooting in the interstellar shooting range.
This one is eating chicken drumstick rice in the cafeteria?At that time, there was only one piece of chicken leg meat in the chicken leg rice in the school cafeteria, but after becoming a mobile phone pet, there were three pieces of meat in the chicken leg rice!
Suddenly I feel so happy to be a mobile pet~
Damn it, you've already given up treatment, bastard!Xia Yu felt as if there was a little white angel with a presidential face roaring at him.
Slap and fly!
Is the president a jerk?Chicken rice is the most important thing!
Suddenly, Xia Yu found a small photo album with a password.
what is this?
Could it be the beautiful girl in Interstellar Basketball Baby?
Or Shang Xi's crush?
Why do you think that what appears in your mind here is your own appearance?Xia Yu shook his head, shaking off his strange thoughts.
So what would the password be?Xia Yu pursed his lips and entered his birthday by accident.
"Unlocking complete." The electronic female voice came out with an emotionless voice.
Xia Yu stood there dumbfounded, and suddenly he didn't dare to open the photo album.
"Hmph, maybe it's just a coincidence!" He comforted himself like this.
Opening the album, the first photo shocked Xia Yu in place.
Σ(дlll)!I still regret that he, he, he, how could he have my naked body!According to!
This is so unscientific!
Although she is wearing a small underwear, it is still a shame to see such a photo QAQ!
Just as Xia Yu was immersed in shame and couldn't extricate himself, suddenly he felt his collar tighten.
"what are you doing?"
Looking back, Shang Xi's face outside the screen was dark.
"I...you..." Before Xia Yu could react, he was stuttering and unable to speak.
"How did you open this album?"
"Enter the password." Xia Yu answered honestly, and then asked curiously, "By the way, why is the password the marshal's birthday? Also, why do you want to save the marshal's nude photo?"
At this time, he saw a miraculous scene.
Shang Xi's face turned red from the tips of her ears to her chin!
"Master, your face is so red."
"No!"
"Master, do you have a crush on the marshal?"
Xia Yu thought silently in his heart that I was just a mobile phone pet, not a marshal!I wasn't looking forward to the answer!
The answer she was looking forward to in her heart did not appear, Shang Xi just said with a dark face, "There is no chicken drumstick rice today." Then she left the front of the screen.
"No!"
"Master, I was wrong QAQ!"
"Master, I was wrong, it's the marshal who has a crush on you!"
"Okay, the chicken leg rice is back." Σ(дlll)!
The author has something to say: Some readers asked the stupid author if Shang Xi’s affection for mobile pets was just as a substitute, but it’s not spicy.It will be revealed later!Then if there are any problems or loopholes, readers must tell me, I will reply in time!
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