[Interstellar] Reborn as a hostile leader's mobile phone pet, why is it swollen?

"Hehe, it seems that we have to talk again."

After finishing speaking, Xia Yu handed over his mobile phone and squinted at Shang Xi who was sitting on pins and needles opposite him.

"Tell me, what's going on?"

"Xiao Yu..." Shang Xi smiled flatteringly, "What I said is true."

He fiddled with the phone in Xia Yu's hand, still struggling: "I don't know why the version downloaded on my phone is different from yours." He looked at Xia Yu pretending to be innocent.

Xia Yu was furious, "Since you don't tell me, then I will return to the alliance today."

Shang Xi panicked.

Σ(дlll)!He quietly used his cell phone to post an anonymous help post on the rebel BBS.How can the swollen wife persuade him to give up this decision when she says she wants to go back to her mother's house?

A tall building was erected in an instant.

1#Xiao Wang, Ministry of Finance

The boss confiscated your mother-in-law's private money, let's see how she gets home!

2#Ministry of Foreign Affairs Xiao Zhang 3

Where is the main object of sex?

3# Landlord

The LP belongs to the capital star of the alliance, and after going back, they can't come back!

4#Minister of Foreign Affairs

The master asked LP to help bring the rebels to negotiate and request version 29.0 to return to the alliance.

5# Minister of Finance

Same request!Recently, the Ministry of Finance has been short of travel expenses.

6# Information Department Abao

Am I the only one who noticed that the master used the male next to him?

7# Minister of Culture

LS is illiterate, that's called being alone!

8#Xiao Li, Civil Affairs Department

The leader seems to be planning to pass the same-sex marriage law recently?

……

Shang Xi silently turned off her mobile phone. These unreliable bastards are fishing during working hours and deducting wages together when they go back!

Seeing the eyes of Xia Yu who was sitting across from her getting more and more impatient, Shang Xi's heart trembled, and she finally gave up the idea of ​​continuing to lie.

"Xiao Yu, it's actually like this..."

It turned out that during the last interstellar war led by the two, Shang Xi entered Xia Yu's airship.That time he managed to get some of Xia Yu's hair, and then went back to the rebel base to decipher his DNA.

They compiled Xia Yu's DNA into a program and entered it into Shang Xi's mobile pet app.

"Theoretically speaking, this will only extract your soul, but somehow, your body also disappeared out of thin air and entered the phone."

Shang Xi peeked at the gloomy Xia Yu on the opposite side, the villain in his heart pointed at the little finger, extremely nervous.

"Why do you want to extract my soul?"

In fact, Xia Yu felt a little eerie when he heard Shang Xi's words.

The QAQ of extracting the soul of the god horse is not a plot that only appears in novels QAQ

Am I messing with novels like Dr. Crazy?

Kuaiai let me go out QAQ

He touched his upright hairy arm, changed his posture and crossed his legs, and opened up his marshal aura, breaking the originally terrifying atmosphere of a science fiction drama.

Shang Xi, who was sitting across from him and looked at him: QAQ is over, it's over, Xiao Yu changed his posture, it's so scary.If Xiao Yu wants to hit me in public later, should I avoid it or not?I'm so entangled, I'd better not avoid it.

"Because I like you."

"Tell the truth!" Xia Yu said that he is very unhappy now!

"It's really, really, really true." Shang Xi yelled in her heart that she had committed a crime and couldn't live, Xiao Yu didn't believe me, it was swollen!

Shang Xi was so anxious that her face turned red, and sweat gradually appeared on her forehead.It was the first time I saw Shang Xi being so anxious, Xia Yu was finally satisfied.

"Is it the program that PJ Company did for you?"

Shang Xi was afraid that Xia Yu would run to smash the company if he found out the truth, and subconsciously wanted to deny it.

Seeing Shang Xi's twinkling eyes, Xia Yu coughed softly, "Tell the truth, otherwise...hehehe..."

Heh heh heh, why is there a kind of serf turning himself into a master of the landlord?

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻! Go away, go away, I am not a serf!

"Uh... um...it seems to be." Shang Xi hesitated to answer.

At this time, Xia Yu suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "PJ company...PJ, PJ means rebels? Is the company under your name?"

Seeing the person opposite him nodding, Xia Yu finally understood.

He snorted twice, looked at Shang Xi who was fidgeting, and expressed no sympathy for him.

"So, in fact, my becoming a mobile phone pet is a conspiracy."

You lied to me for so long, and you still want to destroy me humanely, and...you still put me in a maid outfit!

"Xiao Yu, I'm sorry, how can I forgive me?"

Shang Xi decided not to do one thing and not to stop. Anyway, it's a knife early and a knife late. Maybe such an active admission of mistakes can make Xia Yu forgive him sooner.

Why do you feel that Xiaoyu has become a wife slave QAQ without doing anything?

"Then take me to visit PJ Company." Xia Yu made a decisive decision.

The company is in the most eye-catching PJ building outside the capital.

Standing under the PJ building, Xia Yu felt as if he had accidentally borrowed a lot of money.

This building is so tall... One, two, three... Seventeen, eighteen... 33... God damn it!There are actually 48 floors! 48 floors!

The four sides of the building are covered with smart screens, and the advertisements of new applications are slowly appearing on them.

"Alliance pet, rebel pet, which one do you prefer?"

"The new version of Aigougou will satisfy your shopping desire."

"Still playing dress-up games? Let Leng Leng take you around the world!"

……

Xia Yu was dazzled by the dazzling array of new applications. Shang Xi shook his hands in front of his eyes, but found that the people around him did not respond, so he had to drag Xia Yu, who was in a daze, into the company.

Hmph, now I can personally feel the strength of your boy ticket.

As soon as he entered the hall, Xia Yu realized that what he saw outside just now was scum.

In the ring-shaped hall, a circle of display cabinets are arranged around, and under the glass that is shining by the lights, there are souvenirs around the APP one by one.

However, what attracted Xia Yu the most was the introduction of the latest app on the central booth.

A girl in a short skirt and jacket stood in front of a huge model of chicken drumstick rice.

right!You read that right!It's chicken drumstick rice!

The girl's sweet voice sounded: "Want to know how to please food lovers? Do you want to explore the ultimate meaning of chicken leg rice? PJ's new app, 'Teach you to cook a hundred kinds of chicken leg rice in the interstellar range' is your best choice! "

"Do you like it? I made this just for you."

Shang Xi's magnetic voice reached his ears, and Xia Yu's heart was completely captured.

"I like it so much, Ah Xi!" A kiss landed on Shang Xi's cheek like this.

Surprise!Shang Xi's heart has been swamped by the words "Ah Xi, me, me", and he can no longer think about anything else.

"Xiaoxiao, Xiaoyu..."

Shang Xi, who was frozen in place, muttered in his mouth. Poorly, he hadn't realized that his little pet had already left him, and fell into the embrace of the giant chicken leg rice.

"Mr. first, first, that is a model and cannot be eaten, hey!"

The author has something to say: Xia Yu: I want chicken drumstick rice as a male ticket!

Shangxi: QAQ

Sweet and happy every day 23333333333333