Supernatural powers are intellectual and handicapped, how do I survive

If one word is used to describe Ango Sakaguchi's emotions, there is no other more appropriate one than "mixed flavors".

Not to mention how difficult it was for him to be a three-sided spy, and to switch between Mimic, the Port Mafia, and the Supernatural Secret Service.How did he manage to protect himself in such a job where he would lose his life if he was not careful?But from a certain moment, everything went wrong.

It started from the day when Osamu Dazai forcibly came to Lupine in a wheelchair, and a series of subsequent incidents happened, all of which tested the endurance of his stomach.

Or it would be more appropriate to call him Shuji Tsushima, but that doesn't matter.

This stomach pain, even after he knew all the truth, could not be relieved much.

This conscientious Mr. Social Animal of the government, because of some information that could not be disclosed to outsiders, even had to secretly do something to "abandon" his own job for the sake of the overall situation.

For example, keep silent about Mikhail and Pandora's information, and become their eyeliner in the Supernatural Secret Service Division, providing all information unconditionally.Another example is to provide cover for Fyodor who was lost in the hang-up of the Ability Secret Service Division, instead of reporting his abnormality to his superiors.

If this Mr. Assistant Counselor with receding hairline knew how Fyodor arranged him to Oda Sakunosuke on the train, he would definitely want to hit him on the forehead with a hammer, just like he wanted to do to Tsushima at the beginning. That's what Shuji did.

In terms of the degree of trouble, these two people are basically the same.

The reason why he blackmailed Fyodor and Shuji Tsushima was not what the young man said.

The information that suddenly appeared in his mind at that time did make Ango Sakaguchi unconscious for a while.However, this is only a small problem, far from the level that needs to blacken two people.

What really made Ango Sakaguchi determined to reject the message was because of something that happened not long ago.

It was nearly a year after Osamu Dazai disappeared, and Fyodor, who was under the surveillance of the Supernatural Secret Service, did not behave strangely.This is also a matter of course, after all, what stays here is just an idle body.

After being deprived of all access to important information, Fyodor did not express any dissatisfaction, but stayed peacefully in the stronghold prepared for him by the Secret Service, and was monitored by hidden cameras all day long.

It was under such circumstances that Ango Sakaguchi received a message specially sent to his computer, asking him to investigate Fyodor's mental state, and all follow-up matters related to Majin would be handed over to him.

The man, who was vaguely aware of something bad, barely suppressed the premonition in his heart, went to the house assigned to Fyodor in name but was actually used for house arrest with a straight face, and slowly opened the closed door.

Then he saw Osamu Dazai jumping around with a big belly.

Ango Sakaguchi knew that the quantifier "only" here was not accurate, but at this moment, his mind was blank and he couldn't think at all, let alone pay attention to these minor issues that were not very important.

Shuji Tsushima, who has been away from the main server for a whole year, waved his hand, and tightly covered his protruding abdomen with the other hand, and greeted with a smile, "Ah, Ango! Long time no see!"

"..."

Ango Sakaguchi, who felt that his three views had been impacted, took two steps back subconsciously.

The young man was wearing a long turtleneck sweater, the hem of which even covered his buttocks, making it impossible to tell whether he was wearing shorts or not.However, the focus was on his high swollen abdomen. Taking normal pregnant women as a reference, it was obviously in a state of near labor.

This is not normal.

He didn't seem to notice Ango Sakaguchi's flinching, instead he held his stomach with both hands, and even patted it on purpose, "I'm surprised."

The man who had finally escaped from his busy work pushed his round glasses, with an imperceptible tremor in his tone, "Dazai-kun, can you explain what's going on with your stomach?"

He really couldn't understand why his friend appeared in the room where the demon was placed under house arrest after not seeing him for a year, and there was nothing abnormal in the monitoring.

Not to mention his stomach... Can a man get pregnant?

"Huh? Can't you see that?" Tsushima Shuji heard the words, with an innocent expression on his face, and a slightly shy tone revealed that it was taken for granted, "Of course she is pregnant with Pandora's Actor's child." !"

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

This is true, after all, according to the intelligence of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, Osamu Dazai was indeed kidnapped by Pandora's Actor in the end, and Mikhail's body was not left.

One year, is it about the same?

No, the point is is it really possible for a man to get pregnant?

Just when Ango Sakaguchi was in a state of confusion, Fyodor, who was supposed to be in such a bad state of mind that no one would pay attention to him, came out of the kitchen.It's not difficult to understand that he would have this kind of change, but it's just that the player has returned to the account in the hang-up, and the originally dull eyes have regained their original luster.

"Take it out quickly when you've had enough fun. The knife and juicer are ready here."

He urged with a blank expression, holding an extremely sharp knife in his hand, and his cold eyes fell on his lover's belly.

"!!"

Receiving Fyodor's merciless gaze, Shuji Tsushima first showed an extremely fragile expression, and sat on the ground with his buttocks crooked, pretending to cry while protecting his stomach.

"How can you be so cruel! This is my own flesh and blood. As my lover, you should accept it instead of thinking about dismembering it every day!"

The young man's shoulders kept twitching, making it impossible to see whether his face completely buried in the shadows was crying or suppressing a smile.However, for Ango Sakaguchi, who has been working too hard for too long and has a chaotic brain, he really cannot make a correct judgment in a short time.

In short, dizzy.

Seeing the increasingly disgusted expression of the Russian youth in front of him, impatiently playing with the sharp knife in his hand, and looking at the crying friends at his feet, Ango Sakaguchi subconsciously said: "Mr. Fyodor, it is really not good to do this. ..."

He couldn't understand Osamu Dazai's relationship with Majin, but since it was a friend's choice, it wasn't something he should do.

But after all, this involves a human life, and he cannot ignore it.

Fyodor, who was playing with the fruit knife, was visibly stiff for a moment. He first looked up at the ceiling and rubbed his temple with his free hand. Then he sighed and said in a concerned tone, "Mr. Sakaguchi, Shuji is You should know what kind of character you have, don't be deceived by appearances so easily."

Someone who was curled up crying on the ground rolled away, got up quickly, and patted Ango Sakaguchi on the shoulder affectionately, "It must be because the script was so successful, did Ango subconsciously regard me as a script?" How pitiful is the little one?"

Shuji Tsushima didn't have any tears on his face. He shook his head, "After all, you are in the Supernatural Secret Service Division, so you will inevitably be influenced by this serious atmosphere. I understand."

After giving up acting, he lifted his sweater, took out a huge watermelon from it, and handed it to his lover who was waiting at the kitchen door, waiting for the finished watermelon juice to be delivered to him.

Fruits in places like Japan are extremely expensive, but for him who owns the huge business empire of Melles, wanting to eat watermelon is not a problem at all.This time, I also picked one up by chance, as a pastime during the waiting time.

"..."

Accompanied by the buzzing of the juicer, Ango Sakaguchi fell into a long silence.It wasn't until Shuji Tsushima forcibly dragged him to sit down and stuffed a glass of freshly squeezed watermelon juice in his hand that he finally came back to his senses.

He was wrong, he shouldn't have forgotten how childish this bandage spirit was at certain moments just because he hadn't seen each other for a year.

Stuffing a watermelon under the clothes to dress up a pregnant woman is indeed something that can be done for Osamu Dazai, who has long found the meaning of life.

At the request of his lover, Shuji Tsushima, who had put on his pants well, sat on the other side of the sofa and muttered in a low voice, "Ango, please take a good rest, your spirit has been so tense, your hairline Lines are crying."

His eyes fell on the head of the only social animal present, his eyes were extremely pitiful.

I am accustomed to the degree of beatings of this friend, and compared with the final ending of the rogue faction in the original work, Ango Sakaguchi can always tolerate Shuji Tsushima's willfulness.

Without any signs of getting angry, he pushed his glasses again to get the topic back on track, "So, what do you want to do when you come back here on purpose? It's not yet time for the next plot."

He also knew all the content of the script, and knew that according to the planned development, Shuji Tsushima would formally join the Armed Detective Agency at the age of 20, and at the same time solve a series of incidents of King Cang.Before that, he, who didn't want to be supervised by the Supernatural Secret Service, would completely disappear before the eyes of the world.

Now half of the original two years of whitewashing have passed, he shouldn't have appeared at this moment.

The curly-haired young man was in a good mood, and waved his hands with a smile, "It doesn't matter what the plot is anymore. We extracted the development content of the root world and covered everything in this world. Only that part was observed. It doesn't matter what happens in the future."

Before Ango Sakaguchi had time to understand, the Russian youth added after cleaning the juicer, "This time it's because of Sigma."

The young man wearing round glasses had a serious expression, "Sigma..."

Having read the content of the original work, he naturally knows who Sigma is. Thinking of the many information about the five declines of heaven and man, Ango Sakaguchi's expression became more serious.

The most difficult thing for him to accept was Shenwei's identity.

"If there is no accident, the five declines of heaven and man will not happen again. If you want to solve it more thoroughly, don't send hunting dogs when there is a vampire incident in Northern Europe, and you can completely disintegrate the five declines of heaven and man." Shuji Tsushima put down With the glass in his hand, he let out a long sigh, "It's better for Mr. Fudi to continue to be the captain of the Hound. Don't give him any chance to go crazy."

Rather than exposing his madness when the other party has done nothing, it is better to take the opportunity to block all possible development paths of the five declines of heaven and man, and let Fukuchi Sakurachi continue to shine in the hound.

After all, it is impossible for Majin and Sigma in the main server to join, and without Fyodor's contact with Gogol, I am afraid that he will not be involved with Fukuchi Sakurachi.The last remaining member, Bram, as long as the Hound is not allowed to deal with the Nordic blood-sucking species incident that has not yet happened, he can completely cut off the left and right arm of Shenwei from the source, and let the five evils of heaven and man die in their womb.

"As for what Sigma's supernatural power is, Ango, you know that if it is in the hands of the government, it will be a very powerful hole card."

The young man had a bitter face, like a parent who was wholeheartedly worried about their children, with anxiety written all over his face, and deliberately looked at Ango Sakaguchi with pitiful eyes.

"However, if this continues, he will definitely lose his freedom and be under the supervision of the government throughout his life. This is what we, as parents, do not want to see."

"Parents?" The man's hands trembled slightly, and the eyes covering his eyes reflected an inexplicable luster, "Wait a minute, my mind may still be a little confused, did you hear me right?"

Now that his mind is mostly clear, he can naturally understand how ridiculous his friend's deliberate teasing of him was not long ago.However, Shuji Tsushima's words don't seem to be fake, he really treats Sigma as his own child, so what's going on?

"It's the parents." Seeing that the brain of the social animal who worked hard in the supernatural spy department was about to shut down again, Fyodor took a sip of the watermelon juice and explained kindly, "He is a life form born from the 'book', In essence, it is the child conceived by me and Xiuzhi."

So understand that Sigma, who was originally among the five declines of heaven and man, has become a decent character through this weird way.

"Before the script ends, we don't want him to fall into the hands of the government, so we made a compromise and plan to let the Armed Detective Agency take over temporarily, together with me in the script."

Shuji Tsushima took over the conversation and explained the next arrangement to the other party, with a pair of iris-colored eyes revealing an unpleasant sense of banter.

Vaguely aware that the bad premonition is about to come true, Ango Sakaguchi: "..."

Is it too late for him to turn around and run now?

As if aware of his friend's thoughts, Shuji Tsushima stretched out his hand and pressed the other's shoulder firmly, and leaned forward with a kind smile on his face, "Looking at Ango's expression, you already guessed what I'm going to do, right?"

"...Ah." The little civil servant who was coerced by the evil forces could only reluctantly nodded.

"Then congratulations! Ango guessed correctly!"

The young man's tone was high, his cheeks were even stained red with excitement, and he couldn't wait to explain.

"Almost a year has passed since I was kidnapped by the big villain Pandora's Actor, so what happened in this year? Excluding the few months when I was forcibly infused with the original power... Ah, this infusion Of course, the method is what Ango imagined, by making me a qualified carrier in such and such a way that makes me grieved."

After all, Ango Sakaguchi used to be an important tool in the plot of the puff pastry. The two directors often used his degenerate theory to send wrong information to the government.Combined with what happened to Dazai Osamu in the script, it is not difficult to guess what kind of moths will come out during this year's disappearance.

To put it bluntly, it is the content that often occurs in the book.

Because of Oda Sakunosuke's death, Osamu Dazai, who had a complete mental breakdown, was trapped by the Great Demon King. However, he had given up all ideas of resistance and could only be manipulated by others.The "rag doll" that often appears in the works here is a perfect description.

I don't know who wrote this plot, but Ango Sakaguchi, who already knows the inside story, can fully feel the joy of the two holding the script.

It's their unsuspecting participants who have a stomach ache.

"The rest of the time, of course, is to trap me and force me to give birth to a life that I can never bear." Shuji Tsushima was still giggling, ignoring his friend who was gradually letting go, "That's right, Sigma .”

How wonderful, Pandora's Actor still has a little tenderness for her child until the end, but it's a pity that she suffered and was slaughtered by the miserable script.The plot of this book is one after another, until now there is no way out.

In order to conceive this "child" that once existed in the past reincarnation in the new world, and fulfilled his duties as a sacrificial bride, he was once again infused with more energy and gradually transformed into a new "book".

Only in this way can he successfully rebirth Sigma, who has been trapped in nothingness for countless cycles, and have the opportunity to return to the embrace of his lover under the leadership of the child.

Fyodor, who was quietly watching from the sidelines, shook the blade in his hand again, and suddenly asked, "Do you plan to have a normal delivery or a caesarean section?"

Obviously, the arrangements for the content of this part of the plot have not been fully determined, which is why they will return.After Shuji Tsushima leaves the player account, this body will be temporarily set to look like a pregnant woman in order to make the stretch marks more realistic.

It's just that it's impossible to put anything in it, but it's really possible to stuff a watermelon.

"Let's cut it open, leaving a scar looks more shocking." Without much hesitation, Shuji Tsushima stretched out his hand and drew a knife on his stomach, "If Ango reads the content, he still needs to create a ten-month pregnancy process ...or let Ango crack down on false reports."

The content of such a well-prepared script is naturally indispensable to the audience, and the most convenient delivery channel is of course Ango Sakaguchi, who is in the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

Fall theory is really useful.

Ango Sakaguchi, who somehow became an accomplice: "..."

He decided to block these two people who made his stomach hurt so much now, immediately, immediately.

What's the matter? !