Supernatural powers are intellectual and handicapped, how do I survive

When it comes to cheating people, no one can be as proficient as Shuji Tsushima.

He seems to have a unique ability to persecute familiar people inadvertently.Especially those who sincerely think about him will often bear the brunt.

For example, the story of the special relationship between Pandora's Actor and Osamu Dazai was temporarily added to the script, which caused the script to go on the road of Panzai and never look back.And the subsequent serious injury and disability of limbs was also what he insisted on doing, the purpose was just to play a wheelchair drift.

All the incidents converged, and in the end it turned out that Fyodor exercised mental control over him during this normal relationship, while Shuji Tsushima himself was the poor little pity of the PUA.

Fyodor, who obviously didn't do anything excessive, was suddenly murdered and became a big villain: "..."

At times like this, just smile.

As long as he and Shuji Tsushima are still together for a day, he will have to get used to this kind of thing.

The young man with the felt hat pinched his lover's wrist helplessly, making him stop holding back his laughter. After a while of thought, he said, "I seem to have heard that from Mr. Oda at that time."

As expected of the rogue faction's friendship, even though they knew everything was acting, the first reaction of the two was to worry about Shuji Tsushima's safety.

The curly-haired young man's facial expression was distorted, his cheeks flushed from a suppressed smile, and he wriggled crazily in Fyodor's arms.It wasn't until the hands covering his mouth were separated that he burst out laughing, and he had to stop after being choked by his own saliva.

Shuji Tsushima climbed up with trembling shoulders, still laughing.Facing the shocked and puzzled gaze from Ango Sakaguchi, he reluctantly straightened his expression after his lover patted his back for comfort.

"An Wu, don't worry, this has nothing to do with Fei Jia." The young man who was regarded as a poor boy in and out of the play finally remembered to justify his lover's name.

He simply used his administrator account as a demonstration, raised his left wrist in front of his friends, turned off the pain, and once again demonstrated the process of cutting off the tendon.It's just that in order to prevent the scene from being too bloody, the blood flow was even temporarily blocked so that the other party could see clearly.

A textbook-level anatomy course.

Ango Sakaguchi's body visible to the naked eye froze, unable to accept the scene in front of him.

As an undercover investigator from the Supernatural Secret Service Division, even though he mainly worked as a civilian in the port mafia, he did not rarely see bloody scenes of battles in the dark world.

The young man should have been used to these images for a long time, but once such a wound is placed on a friend, he will feel physically uncomfortable.

Shuji Tsushima, who was slapped to the top of his head by his lover, put his hand down, facing the disapproving gazes from Fyodor and Odasaku, and healed the wound on his left hand calmly.

He pouted, waved his left arm without leaving any traces, and explained: "Actually, I adjusted the data of the main body, just like you can pinch a character before playing a game, turn off the function keys of the limbs, and add them later. Just a bunch of Weakness debuffs."

"Of course, the main reason for doing this is to play wheelchair drifting. It was the first time we gathered in Lupine after the operation. After that, didn't we find a certain corner to play." The young man stretched his waist and resumed Going to fiddle with the music crystal ball on the table, and mentioned a scene where they got together in a bar.

Sakaguchi Ango let out a breath slowly, and once again pushed his glasses to relieve the tension.

"...In the end, you both fell into the grass because of your disqualification from the human world, didn't you?"

He recalled that meeting in Lupin, when Osamu Dazai was extremely weak, with a sickly face, and he couldn't even do a simple action like holding a dinner fork.Odasaku was extremely angry, facing his crippled friend, his usually expressionless face clearly contained anger.

The follow-up of that day was that the three of them drove the car to a corner that was inaccessible. With the help of Oda Sakunosuke, the former killer, Shuji Tsushima, who was unable to exert strength in his limbs, gave him a hard time.

Although it was impossible to use it halfway because of the flawless clothes, which caused the two of them to flip out when they were racing on a curve, but fortunately there were fluffy weeds on the outside of the road, so they didn't suffer too much injury.

It's a good thing they can play the wheelchair out of the locomotive posture.

"Thinking about it now, it's really ridiculous. Why did Oda Saku agree to it?" The young man with glasses stroked his forehead with a headache, the tension slowly faded away, and the cold sweat on his forehead gradually dried up due to the night breeze.

Oda Sakunosuke put down the half-empty beer bottle, and the dumb hair on the top of his head swayed back and forth under the sea breeze, and replied: "Because Fyodor said that Dazai wanted to play."

If he hadn't suddenly regained his due authority at that time and received a private message from Fyodor, Shuji Tsushima's rhetoric would not have been so easily fooled.

Since the important friend has not been cruelly abused, and the so-called sequelae will recover one day, it doesn't matter to satisfy the simple wish of wheelchair drifting.

He had already guessed about the things his lover did behind his back, Tsujima Shuji held his chin with a smile, and told the content of the superficial script that only a few people knew, "Actually, after that, Dazai Osamu in the script can recover. Because of the deal with Pandora's Actor, the only insider in Hong Kong is the little man."

That is to say, without most people knowing, Dazai Osamu, the youngest Hong Kong black cadre in the script, used his body as a bargaining chip in exchange for the possibility of recovery.

In addition, Pandora's Actor and Osamu Dazai are essentially the same person. If these two people get together, how will people who know the "inside story" feel?

Ango Sakaguchi's expression was completely empty, he couldn't express any thoughts about the vileness of a certain bandage spirit, he could only feel a throbbing pain in his stomach.

Recalling all the "truths" I know, the reincarnation past of Osamu Dazai and Fyodor, a pair of true love and fate, Osamu Dazai and Mikhail, a pair of tragic people under the trick of fate, Osamu Dazai and Pandora. Actor it's for me to screw over my own messy pseudo-narcissus relationship...

He resisted the thought of hitting his friend with a hammer, and thousands of words could only be condensed into one complaint.

"Why are all these stomachaches..."

Ango Sakaguchi swears that if Shuji Tsushima's answer is for a stupid reason like "because it's fun", he doesn't care about gods or gods, whether the transcendent or the transcendent.Immediately, immediately, now, I'm going to beat up this hippie-faced bandage guy.

Shuji Tsushima waved his hand, as if aware of his own safety, he moved towards Fyodor very consciously, "What does it matter, after all, Fedya and I were in a state of pure hostility at the beginning, the kind that would never die. .”

"It's hard to be together now, but the idea of ​​wanting to make the players lose on the chessboard is not so easy to erase, so I changed a form."

The young man held his lover's arm, and the smile on his face became more and more strange, "The former enemy and the current lover are torn apart by myself in the script, without really hurting anything... Isn't it very interesting."

This is the default fun between the two.

As for why Shuji Tsushima was the receiving party, it was entirely because he was the passive party in this relationship and did not have a strong desire to dominate.

Of course, the main reason is that he is too lazy to move.

Fyodor closed his eyes halfway, nodded and said, "Although I don't really want to admit it, but that's what happened."

The game between Majin and Osamu Dazai could no longer continue because of their positions, and the chess game that involved the world came to an abrupt end, never ending.

The chessboard completely collapsed, the chess pieces collapsed, and no one could destroy the opponent.The chess players who took root in the darkness were forced to stand under the sun, and the endless hostility dissipated under the warmth.

It's just that the desire in my heart still remains.

Sensing his little hobby, Shuji Tsushima cooperated very well, and with a swipe of a pen, he changed the script of the demon king and brave man beyond recognition, and ran all the way towards the restricted level.

And he just happened to be able to portray Osamu Dazai as a miserable person played by fate, who persecutes people around him with the mood of eating melons and watching dramas, and at the same time enjoys more comfortable treatment.

Who told him to be a poor little guy who was injured on duty.

Shuji Tsushima took back the music crystal ball that was once placed in the apartment of the two of them. The current scene no longer needs the ethereal accompaniment of the music box, so he stuffed it back into the roulette and continued to clarify for his lover who was forced to bear the notoriety, " What's more, the one who really did the cruel things was myself, and Fei Jia often wanted to stop my actions because she couldn't bear to do so."

The young man whose right eye was covered with bandages and pretended to be disabled for a whole year seemed to miss this time very much.Even though he can walk freely without borrowing a wheelchair, when he is bored, he will still sit on it and play a drift in the office.

Crying children have candy to eat, he still understands this simple truth.

"I'm so miserable, even the slugs dare not let go and beat me up, and it can also make Mr. Mori, who is kept in the dark and knows nothing, feel regret—hehehehehehe."

Sakaguchi Ango, who swallowed back the complicated emotions, didn't know what to say, so he could only shed tears of sympathy for the two who were persecuted more severely.

Especially Mori Ogai, I don't know what kind of thoughts he will have when he drives this young man who is only thinking of him out of the port mafia in the script.

The mood finally calmed down, and the young man with glasses clenched the pages of the book in his hands, and asked him the question he was most concerned about as an undercover investigator of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, "Then why did Mikhail go after Pandora's Actor? What's going on?"

What are these two transcendents who have disappeared on the surface for nearly a year, exactly doing?

"In order to prepare the props for the later stage of the script, we have to leave for a while, so we simply find a reason to disappear here." Shuji Tsushima did not hide the whereabouts of the two, and seriously answered the doubts of his friends.

Ango Sakaguchi concealed the uneasiness on his face, and after hesitating for a while, he continued to ask: "Are you going...to create our world?"

It is not difficult to understand the relationship between the creator and the world he created.

It's just that he still can't believe that he is just a product of someone's writing. The fact is too absurd, much harder to accept than Pandora's Actor's reincarnation world.

"No, it's another world of the same level as this one. And the creator's world is not so easy to go to. Fei Jia and I have only gone back once over the years."

Shuji Tsushima denied Ango Sakaguchi's question, and then his eyes lit up as if he suddenly thought of something.

The young man wore an inexplicable smile, stared at the friend on the other side of the table who suddenly became nervous, and said enthusiastically, "I have a gift for Ango at that time."

They are friends after all.