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Zhang Huansan's experience is also very simple to say.

——In short, this is the story of a genius who meets "other people's children".

Zhang Huansan grew up on Longhu Mountain. He is talented and intelligent. He can understand any kind of talisman. The position of teacher belongs to him.

But things are unpredictable. When Zhang Huan was 36 years old, his uncle brought back a child who was only nine years old, and announced to everyone on the spot that he would name the child Zhang Qiongyi. To inherit his full mantle.

On top of his head, there was an uncle who was seven years younger than himself. No one would be happy if they encountered such a thing.

But the things that hit Zhang Huansan even more were far more than that.

Since the arrival of this little uncle, everyone's eyes have been focused on him. The previous praise has become exclusive to others. After three years of hard work, he was finally able to draw the talisman with one stroke. Master Zitong; he can learn all the Taijiquan and light kung fu that he practiced from morning to night after only one reading...

One skill alone is not bad, but all these things added together, almost didn't hit the little Taoist priest who was just in puberty, and made him shut up on the spot.Sometimes the gap in talent cannot be made up with hard work. Although they are both geniuses, the difference between Zhang Huansan and Zhang Qiongyi is not only in seniority, but also in the great luck they have inherited since birth.

"It's so miserable." Hearing this, Su Li couldn't help interjecting, "Brother Zhang is really not easy."

Originally, such a script was placed in the online article, which is a typical 30-year-old Hedong and 30-year-old Hexi cool article template.

And Zhang Qiongyi is the stumbling block in Zhang Huan's life.

Zhang Huansan had made up his mind many times to catch up with him, and he must let this kid taste the taste of defeat, but who would have thought that this stumbling block has no villain qualifications, not only that, but also looks like a piece of brown sugar Yes, very sticky!

Can't shake it off, can't hate it, just like that, Zhang Huansan spent his puberty on Longhu Mountain.

Su Li was very interested when he heard it, and seeing that there was no more to say, he hurriedly asked: "And then?"

"I don't know much about what happened later." Lin Su shook his head, "After Zhang Huansan came to the Super Management Bureau, he never mentioned his past. These things were told by him at an annual meeting a long time ago. Said it drunk."

The little fox let out an "oh" and asked again: "Then Bureau Forest, what do you mean by what you said just now? What does it mean that teaching me out of the teacher is his only chance to surpass Zhang Qiongyi?"

"Zhang Qiongyi is the youngest celestial master in the history of Longhu Mountain, and his aptitude is astoundingly talented. It is not an exaggeration to meet once in a thousand years." Lin Su patiently explained, "Although Zhang Huansan is also talented, but compared to As far as Tianqi is concerned, it is not enough. If he only relies on his own efforts, unless he has the luck of winning a few 500 million in a row, otherwise he will never be able to beat Zhang Qiongyi in this life."

"...But I can't even beat Brother Zhang, how can I surpass someone who is stronger than him?"

The little fox felt that the man was joking with him, no, this is simply a fantasy.He can only tickle people with one paw, and a little fox with a high probability of killing the enemy with a kick, how can he surpass the famous Longhushan Celestial Master?Or the youngest ever?

Could it be that the big tail slapped him in the face!

"This matter is not urgent. The key is that you have to convince Zhang Huansan that you are his only hope." While teaching him how to do it, Lin Su took out a small box from his pocket and handed it to him. I just noticed that the man put on a pair of black leather gloves for the first time today, "You just need to get the pass order for the Longhushan formation from him, and when you see Zhang Qiongyi, give this to him , when the time comes, he will naturally help you."

The little fox took the red satin box the size of a baby's fist suspiciously, and shook it gently. It seemed that there were a lot of round things like beans in it.

"what is this?"

"You don't have to worry about what it is," Lin Su looked at him and said indifferently, "In a word, do you want to do it or not?"

"Of course!"

When he was still young, Su Li dared to go alone to steal keys in a place with layers of defenses. It makes no sense that the older he gets, the more timid he becomes.

"Bureau Lin, I'm really sorry yesterday. I promised to treat you to dinner, but something like that happened again." Looking at the shadow in Lin Su's eyes, he asked with concern, "Did you not sleep last night? I feel that your face is a little pale today."

In fact, the man's lip color is now so light that it is almost gone, and he looks like he is recovering from a serious illness.

"It's okay, it's just that I was woken up by the tractor this morning, and I'm just a little sleepy." Lin Su wanted to reach out and touch his ear as usual, but he seemed to be worried about something, and quickly put it down as if nothing had happened.

"Your next task is to think about how to persuade Zhang Huansan to give you the pass," he urged, "Remember to ask how to use it, otherwise it will be useless if you get it."

Holding the box, the little fox nodded solemnly: "I'll go to the cafeteria to find Brother Zhang! Thank you Bureau Lin!"

He bowed deeply to the man in front of him, and ran away like a whirlwind.

Looking at the back of the little fox, a smile appeared in Lin Su's eyes.

After a while, he suddenly made a sound and asked the seemingly empty corner behind him: "Did you hear what I said just now?"

A sigh.

A figure slowly turned around the corner, it was Zhang Huansan who Su Li thought had gone to lunch.

"Lin Bureau, you are making it difficult for me," the unscrupulous fake Taoist priest sighed with his hands in his sleeves, shaking the pigtail on the back of his head, "Anyway, you spoil this little guy too much It’s a little bit more. You kept saying something to let him find a way to convince me... What you said just now was basically for me, right?”

Lin Su looked at him calmly, and said noncommittally, "How you understand it is up to you."

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's different when someone hurts."

Zhang Huansan walked over slowly, stood half a step behind Lin Su, looked down at the little fox in the crowd below through the window, and a complicated look flashed across his face: "But this little guy also It is indeed not easy, after hiding in Tibet for so many years, life is finally settled down, if my father dies again, that life will be really difficult."

Lin Su didn't speak, but the man's disordered breathing made Zhang Huansan frowned sensitively. He stared at the man's hands beside him, and couldn't help asking, "Board Lin, how much did you give him? beads?"

"6."

"One hundred milliliters, the six are..." Zhang Huansan's eyes widened in an instant, and he cried out, "Six hundred milliliters!? Director Lin, you are dying!"

"It's just two hundred milliliters more than the normal blood donation. Don't make a fuss." Lin Su glanced at him and motioned Zhang Huansan to lower his voice, but Zhang Huansan, who was warned, was still chanting: "What is just too much blood?" Two hundred milliliters, such a little is the rhythm of life."

He muttered for a long time, and suddenly asked without thinking: "Lin Bureau, to be honest, you are the little guy's real father, right? Otherwise, how could you treat him so heartily?"

"Don't force me to kick you." Lin Su said expressionlessly.

But Zhang Huansan is mean by nature. Seeing that Lin Su didn't respond positively, he still insisted on asking: "Isn't it my own father? That's strange, even if you marry a daughter-in-law, you don't have such a life. Ah... Oh, Bureau Lin, I was wrong, a gentleman can't move his hands or speak!...Don't, don't, don't move his feet!"

As a result of the frenzy, when the little fox finally found the person he was looking for in the tea room out of breath, he was surprised to find that Zhang Huansan, who was handsome and unrestrained like a dog in the morning, , now he has a bruised nose and a swollen face.

"Brother Zhang," he doubted, "Are you going to steal a chicken?"

"Go, go, how do children talk," Zhang Huansan said angrily at him, "I was not careful when I was going downstairs, I stepped on the mop and fell myself!"

Su Li looked at the two giant panda eyes on his face, and thought that your fall was quite targeted, and there happened to be two big black eyes on one left and one right, so there was no one else.

But he wisely didn't bring up this matter again, but thought about his words, trying to bring the topic to the issue of the passing order.

"Brother Zhang, isn't it going to be the Demon King Trials after a while?" The little fox smiled treacherously, and the tail behind him was also ticking, swinging back and forth like a question mark, "I heard that this round Now that we have landed in Longhu Mountain, then we... have to plan ahead?"

"Prepare for a rainy day?"

Zhang Huansan looked at the little guy in front of him racking his brains for a pass. He knew exactly what Su Li was planning.Most of the resentment of being beaten up by Fatty dissipated immediately, and the man changed his mind and became evil.

He intentionally wanted to tease this little guy, but he was afraid that the Bureau of Forestry would settle his account on the grounds that he walked into the office with his left foot first, so he coughed and said bluntly: "How about it, just say what you have to say." , what do you want to do by mentioning this?"

"I want to go to Longhu Mountain." The little fox looked at his expression secretly, and whispered, "After all, it is the place where you grew up, brother Zhang. And I heard that there are some cultural sites and geomantic treasures there? Just , it’s time to travel.”

Still refuse to tell the truth.

Zhang Huansan stretched lazily: "Oh, that's it? Forget it, it's early, come to me next year."

"Don't!" Su Li was in a hurry, he stammered, "Actually, Brother Zhang, I won't hide it from you, I want to go to Longhu Mountain for something, but I want to enter the real world. In the core area, there must be a pass order."

"So it's for this." Zhang Huan sanyi tapped his palms and suddenly realized.

The little fox looked at him eagerly: "Brother Zhang, can you lend me a while?"

The man pretended to ponder for a while: "Oh, I have been away from Longhu Mountain for so long, and I am still expelled. The pass probably won't work long ago."

"……what?"

The little fox is stupid, isn't that completely finished?

"—However, it's not impossible." Zhang Huansan suddenly gave him a big gasp, almost scaring the little fox to death, "Although the pass has expired, I still have a trick , I can send you up the mountain, even if you want to enter the core area, it is not difficult."

"What method?" Su Li asked with bright eyes without doubting him.

... This kid is so easy to deceive.

Even with a thick skin like Zhang Huansan, when he saw the sincere and eager expression of the young man, he couldn't help feeling a little guilty in his heart.

"It's very simple," he coughed, and said, "When there is no one around, find a rookie on the mountain who is easy to attack, knock him out, snatch the wanted warrant, and sneak in."

Su Li: "..."

I suspect that you are deliberately fooling me, and I have evidence.

"Don't look at me with such eyes, I'm serious, I'm not joking with you," Zhang Huansan said, "This is really the only way for you to enter the hinterland of Longhu Mountain. Don't look at the mountain where incense is flourishing every day Tourists come and go, but really important places, such as the Library Pavilion where Taoist classics are stored, are not allowed to enter no matter how capable others are. And although I don’t like that kid Zhang Qiongyi, it’s better to contact him in private than with him. It is much more convenient for those old-fashioned old men to argue."

"The Forest Bureau is not allowed to enter either?"

"Don't you know, because an important Taoist temple was accidentally burned down during a previous mission, the Bureau of Forestry has long been classified as a refusal object by them. In the past few years, when the Three Religions Conference was held, I was the one who replaced him." Zhang Huansan said helplessly, "Actually, I don't want to go either. They are all old acquaintances. It would be embarrassing to see each other, but there is no other way. The leader has an order. If you don't go, you have to go."

The little fox wondered why Lin Su didn't directly hand over the box to Zhang Qiongyi through formal channels, and it took so much trouble. It turned out that there were such twists and turns.

"Brother Zhang, why don't you ask me why I'm going to Longhu Mountain?"

What Lin Su meant was that time was running out, and he would set off as soon as he got the pass, but now that Zhang Huansan took care of it all at once, Su Li was of course happy to relax.It's just that he's still a little strange—didn't Lin Su say that Zhang Huansan was very taboo to talk about this aspect? Why did the man agree to help him sneak into Longhu Mountain before he did anything?

"Who told someone to do that?" Zhang Huansan muttered in a low voice.

His voice was too low, the little fox couldn't hear clearly for a while: "What?"

"I said, I suddenly wanted to open up," Zhang Huansan raised his voice. This time he learned his lesson, first looked around to see if there was any shadow of Lin Su, and when he saw no one, he boldly stretched out his hand and snored With a little fox's ears, "In two days, it will be the God of Wealth's Christmas. There will be an incense ceremony on the mountain. At that time, the mountain will be full of pilgrims. You should take this opportunity to sneak in."

He paused, and continued with a deep expression: "It is said that one day is a teacher, and one is a lifelong father. I have taught you for a long time, and you can barely be regarded as a godfather. Little guy, you have to fight for me." breath!"

Su Li: "..."

Sure enough, Lin Su really knew this person's temper thoroughly.

Now that the decision was made, the two left immediately. Zhang Huansan had a rare chance to go out and relax. When he asked for leave with Lin Su, he was so happy that even Su Li couldn't bear to look directly at him.

"After we come back, let's discuss your performance during this time."

The man behind the desk raised his eyelids, glanced at him, and then signed his name on the leave note casually.

In one sentence, Zhang Huansan was brought back to his original form.

By the time he boarded the plane, his whole body was like a dehydrated cabbage, wilting.

"It's not fair," he repeated over and over again, "Obviously I am the one who has made great contributions to the Supervision Bureau. Why does the Bureau of Forestry dislike me? Why does the Bureau of Forestry care so much for you? ?”

Su Li sat obediently by the side, as quiet as a chicken.

He really couldn't bear to tell Zhang Huansan that it wasn't just Lin Su, but the entire Management Bureau, no matter what level of employees, the definition of him was...

Happy comedian.

After a two-and-a-half-hour flight, I fell asleep at my destination.

They took a taxi to the foot of Longhu Mountain, and the nearby accommodation was basically full. It was two days before the God of Wealth Christmas, but the parking lot within a few kilometers was already full. Two groups greet the pilgrims up the mountain politely.

Before getting out of the car, Zhang Huansan covered himself with a mask, sunglasses and a hat, looking extremely suspicious, so frightened that the driver almost bumped into the sunset red tour group bus in front of him when he stopped the car.

What made Su Li even more desperate was that his attire did not serve the purpose of deceiving people at all. On the contrary, along the way, many Taoist priests who passed by had cast suspicious glances at them.

But Zhang Huansan himself didn't realize it, he still looked at the endless crowd in front of him and sighed: "Sure enough, no matter how many years have passed, everyone's love for the God of Wealth is the same as before.You see, all of them don't have a lot of money in their pockets, and they still want to send incense to the God of Wealth and the old man. I guess the old man doesn't think much of their little money. "

The little fox who was just about to spend ten yuan to buy a stick of incense to get rich was silent.

He looked at the price of incense marked on the notice board in the distance, and silently put the steel coin back into his pocket.

With this little money, he can probably only buy one-third of a stick of incense.

If incense can be converted into meat, then the old man, the god of wealth in the sky, must find a toothpick to pick it, otherwise he will get stuck between his teeth if he is not careful.

My Buddha is not too poor, it really is the truth.

"Hey, Xiao Su, look over there!"

Halfway through the line, Zhang Huansan suddenly patted him on the back forcefully, signaling him to look forward to the left.

Su Li glanced in the direction he indicated, and found that what Zhang Huansan was talking about was a chubby young Taoist priest, who smiled like a Maitreya Buddha, and looked happy.

"What's up with him?"

"I watched this little fat guy grow up," Zhang Huansan said firmly, his eyes hidden behind the sunglasses flashed with excitement, "I've been single-brained since I was a child, and I can't do anything other than cooking No.1. Let’s pick him! Later, you find an excuse to lure him to a place where no one is around, and I’ll put him in a sack!”

But when it came time to do something, the little fox was still a little hesitant.

He hesitated: "If we do this... it shouldn't affect the relationship between the Supervision Bureau and Longhushan, right?"

"How is it possible?" Zhang Huansan immediately denied it, and before Su Li could heave a sigh of relief, he said, "It will only affect you. It's okay, anyway, you will be wanted by Longhu Mountain anyway. You've been hiding in the bureau for a decade or so, and they can't do anything to you, right?"

Su Li: "..."

Listen to what you said, is this called human talk?

But the matter has come to this point, it's all coming—the four most irresistible words in the world are "all are coming", and Su Li can only bite the bullet.

"Well, well, Taoist priest," the young man hesitantly walked up to the fat Taoist priest, and looked up at him a little embarrassedly, "Excuse me, how do I get to the bathroom?"

Although he can't maintain a perfect transformation form for a long time, it's okay to temporarily put away his ears and tail, so he doesn't worry about being seen as strange.

The fat Taoist showed him the direction very enthusiastically: "It's just ahead, and the men's room happens to be empty."

Like the major scenic spots in China, the bathrooms are generally empty for men, but the women's toilets are overcrowded. The queue has been lined up from the east to the west. Many girls are already impatient, looking at the entrance of the men's toilet next to The green light in both eyes frightened the men who came in and out, and they all made a detour.

But this is not acceptable. Their real goal is the pass on the fat Taoist priest. If he doesn't follow Su Li, will he still want to snatch it in public?

The little fox imagined the scene that might appear at that time: at the order of the heavenly master, the Taoist priests from all over the mountain came out in full force, laying down a net, and the police were waiting in full force at the foot of the mountain...

He couldn't help shivering.

The fat Taoist gave him a strange look and asked, "Benefactor, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell?"

The little fox suddenly came back to his senses, and hurriedly said: "No, it's just..." He looked around the crowd with a look of embarrassment on his face, leaned his ear, and said something softly to the fat Taoist priest.

"... Seriously?" The fat Taoist stared at the young man in disbelief with his eyes widened.

Su Li nodded, but his ears turned red quietly.

He's really not very good at lying.

"So that's the case, it's the poor Taoist's eyesight." The fat Taoist said seriously, "I'm really sorry, benefactor, please come with me."

"Ok."

Su Li agreed, and looked calmly at Zhang Huansan who slipped away from the team quietly.The man gave him an "OK" gesture, and quickly left one step ahead.

The fat Taoist priest led him to a deserted space, he stopped, turned around and looked at the boy, his expression suddenly became serious.

"Tell me," he questioned, "You little monster, what is your purpose for coming to Longhu Mountain?"

Su Li was stunned for a moment, then squeezed out a smile: "Master Daoist, what are you talking about? How could I be a monster..."

"At this point, you don't have to pretend anymore," the fat Taoist said righteously, pointing to the black collar on Su Li's neck, and asked angrily, "If you are not a monster, why are you wearing this thing?" ?”

"This...can be worn by humans too?"

"...That's right," the fat Taoist was stunned for a moment, then scratched his head embarrassingly, "I'm really sorry, I blamed the good guy, I—"

Before the words fell, a piercing sound came from behind.

Hearing a "boom", the pupils of the fat Taoist shrank, and then he fell to the ground with his head lost.

"Let me just say this guy is a fool," Zhang Huansan weighed the stick in his hand, shook his head and sighed, "I just didn't expect that after all these years, not only has this guy not made any progress, but his situation has even gotten worse. But what exactly did you tell him to let him take you to a place where no one is so obedient?"

"I said... I'm actually a woman, and I want to go to the bathroom in the empty bathroom."

Su Li broke into a cold sweat, but he had to admit that Zhang Huansan was right.

When the fat Taoist asked him if he was a monster just now, he was so frightened that he almost confessed and let him go, but who would have thought that this person deliberately led himself to a place where no one was around, not because he had discovered a flaw long ago and was ready to catch a turtle in the urn. But just want to ask if he is a monster or not?

"Brother Zhang, you didn't knock him out, did you?" he asked.

"Don't worry, I've always acted appropriately," Zhang Huansan assured, patting his chest, "And you think he's already like this, can he be more stupid if he breaks it? Maybe he can become smarter!"

Under the speechless gaze of the little fox, Zhang Huan-san turned the fat Taoist priest over, found a crumpled talisman from his arms, and handed it over.

"If I'm not mistaken, it should be this." He compared the pass he took with him when he went down the mountain. It was only a token at that time, but he didn't expect it to be so convenient to carry now.

"The talismans above are very similar, so you can't go wrong!"

The little fox took the paper talisman cautiously. After asking how to use it, he took a deep breath, changed back to the original form, nodded slightly to Zhang Huansan, and ran into the forest quickly, waving his paws.

"Oh, really." Zhang Huansan squatted beside the fainted fat Taoist priest, looked at the nimble figure of this little fellow, and poked the man on the ground a few times with the stick in his hand, "I don't know if Lin What on earth is Bureau thinking, paying such a high price to sell favors, this gift is enough to carry him up the mountain with eight sedan chairs!"

The little fox didn't know what Zhang Huansan muttered after he left. He ran all the way up the mountain, picking places with few people and lots of trees. No one doubted it either.

But where is Zhang Qiongyi?

Looking at the pale golden formation covering the entire mountaintop not far away and invisible to ordinary people, the little fox raised his paw and licked it, and found a momentary difficulty.

... Forget it, let's go in and talk about it first.

According to Zhang Huansan's statement, he pasted the talisman paper on the formation, and as expected, after a few breaths, a gap of one person's height appeared on the formation.

The little fox dodged in quickly, but was horrified to find that the gap not only healed at the speed of light, but even the talisman paper pasted on it instantly turned into fly ash after he entered!

How is he going to get out next?

The little fox wants to cry but has no tears, Brother Zhang, don't take him to trick him like this!

And this feeling of despair seems a bit familiar. The little fox walked around the periphery of the Taoist temple dejectedly, but found strangely that, except for the library in the southeast, other places seemed to be heavily guarded. Is the most important place unguarded.

see hell.

The little fox decided to find out first, and his intuition told him that he would definitely find the person he was looking for there.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he raised his paw and touched the door of the library, the formation in the sky burst into red light, and countless Taoist priests with brooms, rakes and various kinds of dust poured out from all directions, all moving towards him The direction rushed over!

"Help!"

The little fox ran away in fright, slammed into the door of the library, and climbed up the three floors along the stairs, but when he heard the sound of footsteps coming from above, he braked suddenly and stopped. staircase.

There are people on it too!

He turned around in a hurry, almost biting his own tail to vent his anger.

A little monster with a plot to commit crimes was caught on Longhu Mountain, and the little fox knew what would happen without thinking about it.

Just two words: finished!

There was a wolf in the front and a tiger in the back. Seeing that he was about to be made into a fox fur scarf, a pair of hands as cold as jade suddenly stretched out from behind him, gently hugging the little fox's soft body.

...this feeling seems familiar.

Because of Jinhua's lessons learned from the past, the little fox barely swallowed the screams that came to his mouth this time, pretending to be an ignorant and cute little girl, and fawningly shook his big tail behind him.

As the old saying goes, people have to bow their heads under the eaves.

Su Li was really helpless. Facing this group of old Taoist priests and young Taoist priests rushing up, all of them looked fierce, how could he not be afraid!

The little fox silently shrunk itself into a fluffy fox ball, nestled in the man's arms, shivering.

"Tianshi, someone has touched the formation of Zangshu Pavilion, have you seen him?" A Taoist priest stepped forward and asked respectfully.

The little fox shuddered, and his pointed ears stood up all of a sudden.

He raised his head cautiously, looking up from his angle, he could only see a well-shaped chin.

"No. But you're making too much noise and it's frightening my fox."

A cold and pleasant voice came from his chest. He raised a hand and gently stroked the smooth fur of the little fox. His tone did not imply any blame, but the Taoist immediately saluted with everyone when he heard the words.

"Sorry, we were abrupt, and the Heavenly Master forgive me."

After they left, the little fox jumped out of Zhang Qiongyi's arms, shook his fur, squatted on the ground, and looked curiously at the young man in front of him.

So young, he thought.

This man looked about 27 or [-] years old, with long hair hanging behind him, holding a scroll of ancient books, looking down at him with slender eyelashes, thin lips slightly pursed, and his facial features were very good-looking.

But I don't know why, but it gives people a...very pale feeling.

"Little fox," his voice was the same as before, soft and sweet, "Before Lin Su let you come, didn't he tell you that Longhushan doesn't welcome uninvited guests?"