Want some squishy little foxes?

"Name."

"Suri."

In the fox family, this name is as bad as Zhang San and Li Si.

Zhang Huansan raised his eyelids, glanced at the young man not far away with a slightly embarrassed expression, didn't think too much, lowered his head and wrote two words in the name column:

Su raccoon.

"I'll see if it turns into a prototype." He leaned back and started writing with some lack of interest. "Is your prototype a fox?"

Su Li nodded, and with a bang, a fiery little fox appeared on the chair. He shook his big fluffy tail, and his pointed ears trembled twice because of nervousness, like two black grapes. Big eyes look clean and innocent.

The little fox's forehead, abdomen, and the fluff on its four paws are all snow white.

Zhang Huansan stopped turning the pen, and silently put a cross in the "Attack Power" column.

"What's your specialty?" he asked.

After a morning of interviews, Zhang Huansan's patience has been greatly tempered.

——He never knew that among the Yaozu, "being able to cook" is also a skill that they are proud of!

The little fox shook his tail nervously, and blurted out: "I, I have a very long tail."

Zhang Huansan: "..."

"I can also cook, especially good at all kinds of rabbit dishes," he stammered, "Spicy rabbit heads and salt and pepper rabbit legs are all delicious."

Zhang Huansan said speechlessly, "We have no shortage of cooks."

"I, I can also clean up." Su Li calmed down, recalling his previous work experience, his answer gradually became fluent, "I can sew clothes, use computers, repair plumbing, and treat people as pets." has experience……"

"Stop, stop, stop," Zhang Huan Sanyue heard more and more outrageously, he asked, "What kind of jobs have you done before?"

Su Li thought for a while, and counted with his fingers: "I have been a tutor, worked in sales, worked in the back kitchen of a restaurant, and even worked as a model for Internet celebrities. There are too many."

Zhang Huansan: "...It's not easy for you."

He rubbed his sore temples, and felt a little sympathy for the young monster who looked like a high school student in front of him.

Only a tiny bit.

He hardened his heart and refused formally: "I'm very sorry, but I'm afraid that your experience does not meet our requirements."

Su Li gave a soft "ah" and said disappointedly: "Can you think about it again? I was just fired by my previous boss, and I haven't got my living expenses and this month's residence yet."

Silly boy, Zhang Huan said with all his heart, he actually said such a thing in front of HR.

"This is the first round of interviews, and we will consider the candidates we recruit this time." He lowered his head, "You can let the next one come in."

The boy stood up dejectedly, and bowed to him:

"……Thank you."

Before the start of the second round of interviews.

"Meet you again," Zhang Huansan looked at the boy in the corridor and couldn't help laughing, "You just came back from delivering food?"

The man didn't wear the half-worn cyan Taoist robe this time, but changed into a black suit with a braid on the back of his head, making him look quite decent.

Su Li took off the yellow rabbit ear helmet on his head, and popped out a pair of soft fiery red fox ears, and his sweat-soaked bangs stuck to his forehead softly.

There is no air-conditioning in the corridor, and it is cold in winter. The boy let out a breath of white air and smiled brightly at him.

Sure enough, what a fool, Zhang Huansan thought.

"Behave well," he couldn't say too much because there were other candidates present, so he just patted the young man on the shoulder, "I don't care what I say today, our leader is here, if you get his favor, then Ninety-nine out of ten."

Su Li nodded seriously, showing a look of enthusiasm.

After the interview starts.

"The first question," Zhang Huansan began to read the content on the paper vividly after receiving the hint, "please name...uh, three different uses of the watermelon rind."

Su Li blinked his eyes: "Eat it fried, mixed, made into sauce?"

Zhang Huansan didn't know if this was the same answer, but seeing that the leader sitting beside him hadn't spoken, he made his own opinion:

"Watermelon rind is still edible?"

"Of course it's fine," Su Li said with a shy smile, "Qingxiang is very hungry, and with some Laoganma bibimbap, it can last for a week."

"..." Zhang Huansan felt his conscience hurt.

A quiet voice suddenly broke into their conversation: "Then if your human friend and a big monster are in danger at the same time, and you can only save one alive, what will you do?"

Zhang Huansan, who was just about to continue asking questions, kept his mouth tightly shut, trying to hold back his bloody expression——

Forest Bureau occasionally came to observe the interview site once the sun came out from the west, and now he actually asked the interviewer questions in person?

If he hadn't witnessed Su Li's poverty with his own eyes, he would have doubted that this little fox demon was the great-great-great-grandson of a big demon on Su Min Mountain.

Under the watchful eyes of the two, the boy thought carefully for a moment and replied, "I will definitely save the former."

Lin Su continued to ask: "Why? Just because he is human?"

In the decades after the signing of the "Two Races Peace Agreement", saving human beings first is the general consensus of the two races.

Whether the monsters are willing or not, in the Dharma-ending Age, human beings are dominant.

"There is no reason," Su Li was very frank, because he really thought so, "It has nothing to do with whether humans are human or not, because he is my friend, it's just human nature."

Zhang Huansan clapped his hands inwardly.

Pretty!

But his face remained calm, he just asked, "Bureau Lin, what do you think?"

Lin Su's expression was very calm.

He looked at Su Li, and after a while, he said, "That's good. My last question is: Please give a condition that overturns your previous answer."

Su Li opened his mouth and became mute.

Zhang Huan raised his forehead three times. Sure enough, it was simply impossible for him to pass the test of the Forestry Bureau.

Although the questions encountered by each candidate during the interview are random, but before that, basically none of them could satisfy the Forestry Bureau, and all of them were defeated in despair. Can't find anyone!

"Conditions...conditions..." Su Li racked his brains to think, but Lin Su didn't rush, but just waited quietly, "I...sorry, I don't know."

The little fox lowered its ears in frustration and said in a low voice.

Looking at the back of the young man leaving, Zhang Huansan felt complicated, but he also knew that the result was settled, so he could only sigh and put his resume aside.

"Wait a minute." Lin Su said suddenly, "Give me his resume."

"Ok!"

Zhang Huansan hurriedly handed Su Li's resume to him. Lin Su quickly scanned it, and found that this little monster named "Su Li" was indeed very young—according to the method of calculating age by the monster race, he had just reached his full age, but he was very young. He came out to work in the society, basically the whole Nancheng was covered by him.

"Bureau Lin, why don't you," Zhang Huansan asked tentatively, "give him a chance?"

"Zhang Huansan," Lin Su said, "can't you see that there is something wrong with him?"

Zhang Huansan was taken aback: "Where?"

"Action track." Lin Su clicked on the "Work Experience" column on his resume, "It's rare for someone to change jobs so often, unless he can't stay in one place for too long. And your attitude towards him. Zhang Huansan, how long have you only met him?"

"...you mean?"

No matter how you say it, Zhang Huansan is a Taoist priest. When he thought of the race that Su Li belonged to, he was terrified.

"It's just a guess." Lin Su said noncommittally.

He lowered his head again, looking thoughtfully at the innocent smiling young man on his resume.

"Su Li...is that right?"

Sunday is the day when Su Li works part-time at the cat cafe.

As the top player, he was surrounded by a group of high school girls. With seven or eight hands, he kneaded the little fox with its belly up into a lump of soft fox cakes. From time to time, there was a sound of enjoyment coming from his throat, which attracted a lot of attention. The girls screamed in low voices:

"Oh my god, it's so cute!"

"The white belly is soft... I can't do it!"

"The big tail is so rua, soft and so rua..."

If possible, Su Li really wants to work here for the rest of his life.

There is food and drink, and there are beautiful girls stroking their hair. They are simply winners.

But just like people who are too good will always be excluded, the existence of Su Li has also been collectively protested by the aborigines of Maoca.

Looking at the guests clustered around the little fox, not far away, the neglected cats let out angry meows:

"Asshole, the fox should get out of the cat café!"

"Don't think you can pretend to be a cat with four paws and a big tail, you canine creature!"

These are just normal cats.

"I heard from the store manager that this kid signed up for an interview with the Supervision Bureau some time ago? Did he make it to the second round?"

A proud golden cat demon lay on the cat climbing frame, glanced at the lively scene over there, and sneered sourly and jealously.

The hairless cat next to it suddenly gasped: "Super-management bureau? It's the department that is full of monsters and ghosts, and the director is more terrifying and cold-blooded than the big monster? Didn't it mean that many monsters who entered there would be secretly killed by him! "

"That's all rumors. Although Lin Su is really not a good thing, but the Super Management Bureau is a place where many little monsters want to get in." Jin Jiancao said very disdainfully, "But like him who has no strength and A little monster with no background is just daydreaming. You see, it’s been almost half a month, so he still has to stay here obediently.”

Hearing the meowing sound one after another, the little fox turned over and lay down on the ground, his eyes were slightly dimmed, and his pointed fox ears drooped down, looking a little listless.

He was quite confident in himself before, and in private, he also worked hard to prepare for the interview questions.

But who knows, Cheng Yaojin, Lin Su, came out halfway.

It’s not been a day or two since these cat demons disliked him. He used to be able to ignore the past, but now...

The little fox curled up its tail sadly.

Until the hum of a mobile phone vibrating came.

The girls looked at each other blankly: "Whose phone is ringing?"

A pair of fiery red fox ears stood up abruptly.

After confirming the source of the sound, the little fox got up with a hush, picked up his second-hand mobile phone and slipped behind the counter.

Behind the counter, the manager Garfield, who was licking the puppet's fur, screamed, and accidentally broke the manager's unspoken rules. Su Li, who was on the scene, froze, retreating bit by bit in the sight of the manager who was about to kill the fox. Go out, find a hidden corner and turn on the phone.

"Dear Su Li, congratulations on passing the interview and becoming a member of the National Occult Administration. Please report to the Bureau at [-]:[-] tomorrow morning..."

His eyes widened in disbelief.

You actually passed?

In the corner, the little fox curled up into a ball and uttered a cry of joy, which melted people's hearts.

The cats around who were acting cute and coquettish towards the guests suddenly looked disgusted: What is this guy doing?

"I passed the interview!"

Su Li shouted excitedly, instantly shocking all the cats.

The meowing stopped, the licking stopped licking, and even the hairless cat who was picking up the litter in the corner almost sat down on the poop.

The only ones who are not disturbed are the two-legged beasts in Maoca who can't understand the animal language at all.

"Speaking of which, I seem to have seen this little fox in other places," a girl said while taking a photo of Su Li. "Am I wrong? I think there are quite a few cat cafes with foxes in Nancheng."

No, it's not that you read it wrong, Su Li said happily, it's all me.

He basically worked in all the cat cafes in Nancheng.

——But now that he has become a civil servant, the era of wandering around doing odd jobs is gone forever!

"Whatever, just use rua." Her companion said, "But I heard that foxes are solitary creatures, but why is this one so close?"

As she spoke, she deftly turned the little fox over, revealing her snow-white soft belly, and purred for a while.

The little fox was on all fours, struggling to crawl towards the direction of the phone - he hasn't finished watching it yet!

But working in a cat cafe means selling your own penis. The girls happily rubbed the little fox's tail. If he was not careful, Su Li missed this precious news that was deleted regularly.

In the end, the girls who sucked the fluff on the top forgot the store manager's instructions.

An evil hand reached out to the fluffy fox bell, and the little fox subconsciously turned his head and bared his teeth, causing a catastrophe...

That night.

The leader of the duty team of the Supervision and Management Bureau rubbed his hands, and led the way for the immediate superior who came to inspect: "Forest Bureau, our recent construction of monster civilization has achieved great results. Look, this is one of our strongholds in Nancheng. Inside Those imprisoned are very fierce and aggressive monsters. We will reform and educate them here, and after they get out, we will strive to make them a good monster that is useful to society!"

A man in a black coat walked with his hands in his pockets in the aisle outside the prison. He quietly listened to Qian Jinyu's passionate speech, looked around from time to time, and remained silent all the time.

Until he came to the last prison.

It was empty inside, except for one prisoner, ah no, a criminal.

A bench-high little fox crouched in a corner dejectedly, wearing a black leather collar around his neck, and reluctantly holding a board with two white paws in his arms, on which was written:

"The beast bites, don't come near it"

"Qian Jinyu," Lin Su stopped, sneered, and asked the team leader with a dull expression behind him, "Tell me, what kind of 'beast' is this?"

The author has something to say:

The next book is "All Crematoriums [Quick Transmigration]" after the death of the crowd, the copy is as follows, please collect it~

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Before Lin Xiaodong crossed over, the system told him that he had to be a good person for seven lifetimes before he could be reincarnated.

"Make me a good person?" The young man blinked, "Okay."

however……

Lin Xiaodong: Ah, I accidentally overplayed it.

*Even if he is let down, misunderstood, trampled on, and bruised, he still shows a gentle smile to those who have hurt him, forgives them unconditionally, and spreads the glory of the Holy Father all over the earth .

——Then, suddenly one day.

He doesn't smile at them anymore.

—and then, he died.

Everyone is crazy.

1. He is a liar.

Not only did he have a brother who was sick and in love, but he was also used as a stand-in for Bai Yueguang's younger brother by the big boss. His love was wrongly paid, and his life was absurd and ridiculous.

But on the day of his funeral, all the people in the city spontaneously came to see him off.

2. He is a fool.

Living on the garbage star with harsh environment, he is the last orphan of the mermaid clan.

But in the end, he chose to leave his hometown to save mankind.Even if the nobles had mental breakdowns due to genetic diseases and knelt in front of him and wept and repented, they still couldn't stop the mermaid's singing from becoming a swan song.

…………

n. He is a sick child.

As the prime minister of a country, he was dressed in white and wielded his sword in the court. He was defiant and had power all over the court.However, the disciples who were taught by their own hands openly opposed it. They were so angry that they vomited blood in public and never got sick again.A large number of treacherous ministers and party members were liquidated, the atmosphere in the court was cleared, and the power was returned to the new emperor.

Everyone praises that the new emperor is young and promising, and has great means, and he will definitely be famous in history in the future.But there are always people who can't forget, that faint instruction before holding the hand on the sick bed——

"Your Majesty, after a hundred years, let me take a look on my behalf. This Haiyan River is clear, and the world is peaceful."

●Little wild cat (wild horse?) Black lotus subject X is always misunderstood by his wife, superficially cruel and doting on his wife

●Gong Shou's feelings are very sweet, and he rushes in both directions, not scumbag Gong Shou's literature

●Sand Sculpture Joyful style of writing, I personally think it’s not abusive (if you don’t believe me, read a few chapters) the ending is 1v1HE, feel free to eat.