After I broke up with the emperor

Who the hell was it last night, taking advantage of his unconsciousness while taking medicine, and went to his bed!

What did they do?

At the thought of a stranger pretending to be Lu Jitang and coming to make out with him, Li Yunjian felt that the sky was falling.

In the five years since he took the medicine, every time he encounters Lu Jitang, who is in the hallucination, begging for sex, he is determined not to do anything, because he is afraid that someone will crawl into his bed.

Unexpectedly, I was still recruited.

"Don't say anything about this matter, go and check if I have lost anything." After Li Yunjian ordered, Little Eunuch Feng picked up the socks on the ground again.

"The emperor, these socks?"

"Throw it away! What are you doing with it!" Li Yunjian shouted angrily.

Stay and remind yourself all the time, is he already dirty?

When he went to the underworld, how should he explain to his brother?The previous incident has not been forgiven, and now it has been added.

The bad mood kept Li Yunjian for a whole day, and he didn't hesitate when he called his husband to hit the board at noon.

Prince Li Le'an read Han Shuo's companion, each with [-] hands, in case the right hand was injured and could not complete the coursework, they all hit the left hand.

When Ya Wuyan heard about this, Lu Jitang was packing his little baggage.

He made up his mind to sleep with Tian Bao tonight and not come back, and he would come back at dawn tomorrow.

"How about...you don't go there tonight?"

Lu Jitang let out an "ah" and asked puzzledly, "Why? I agreed with him, I'm going again tonight."

Then he turned around and rummaged through the baggage, saying, "Where are my socks? Where are my socks?"

Ya Wuyan came closer: "What socks?"

"My socks are missing." Lu Jitang gestured, "Such big, white ones are worn on the feet. You can only wear shoes after putting on socks."

Ya Wuyan recalled, Lu Jitang only brought back shoes last night, he guessed that he left the socks somewhere.

"Don't look for it, you came back last night without socks, I'll get you a new pair."

"All right!"

As the evening approached, Lu Jitang took advantage of the Zichen Hall being unguarded, and sneaked in ahead of time with his little baggage. He didn't dare to blatantly wander around the room, so he ran to the bed and put down the bed curtain to block the view from the outside.

After a while, Li Yunjian walked in angrily, followed by Xiao Fengzi.

Sitting down on the chair, Little Eunuch Feng first served tea to Li Yunjian, and then brought a small jade hammer to hit him on the shoulder.

"Your Majesty..." Little Eunuch Feng hesitated for a while, before opening his mouth, "Your Majesty, Your Highness is still young and speaks freely. It's better to do this sooner rather than later..."

Speaking of Tianbao, Li Yunjian has the biggest head. He was so cute and cute when he was raised by his senior brother, so why is he so stubborn and unruly when he is raised by his side.

"He used to be so obedient, he would lose gold beads if I speak too loudly, when will he learn to talk back to me."

Whoever raises the child is up to him.

Little Eunuch Feng slandered.

"Okay, you go down." Li Yunjian dodged the little jade hammer, waited for little Eunuch Feng to leave, opened the small medicine bottle and poured a medicine into the palm of his hand.

Just as he was about to stuff it into his mouth, Li Yunjian paused, remembering what happened last night.

The person who climbed into his bed said before leaving that he would come again tonight.

The pill was put back into the small medicine bottle, and he wanted to see who had no eyes, and if he wanted to see who it was last night, he could not take this medicine, so he could stay awake.

Otherwise... otherwise, what if he was deceived by the thief again tonight?damn it!

"Tuk!"

Someone knocked on something, and there was a crisp sound. Li Yunjian was very alert, and pulled out his saber with a "swish" in his hand.

"Tuk!"

There was another sound, and now Li Yunjian confirmed the direction of the sound, which was on his bed.

He squinted his eyes, walked over with the sword in his hand, slowly raised the blade of the sword, and pushed aside the bed curtain inch by inch, revealing the person behind him.

Lu Jitang was kneeling on the bed with disheveled clothes, holding a rattle in his right hand, turning it lightly, and the drum made a sound.

"Tuk!"

"..."

The blade slowly retracted again, the bed curtain was put down again, and Li Yunjian turned around silently.

I had hallucinations again, why did I see my brother.

Lu Jitang pushed aside the bed curtain, only showing his head, and called him anxiously: "Where are you going?"

Li Yunjian kept walking and sighed.

The sequelae of this medicine are a bit serious, and I saw my senior before I took the medicine today.

Just as he was about to walk out the door, there was the sound of "slapping" footsteps behind him, and Li Yunjian's wrist was grabbed.

"You, don't you like it? I heard that the children here like it, so I bought it for you! If you don't like it, I can buy you something else!"

Lu Jitang only thought that Li Yunjian didn't like the rattle he bought for him. Seeing that Li Yunjian was about to leave, he hurried down without even wearing shoes and socks.

There it was again, that touch.

Li Yunjian lowered his head slightly, looking at the hand that grabbed him, the scars were growing, and the fingertips lost their color due to the force.

"I must be crazy."

Li Yunjian muttered to himself, turned to look at Lu Jitang, and repeated what he had just said.

"I must be crazy."

Suddenly he raised his right hand and squeezed his left hand hard on the sword. The pain in his palm spread along his arm, and a small pool of blood soon gathered on the ground.

Lu Jitang exclaimed, dizzy before his eyes, and fell to the ground with a "plop".

Only then did Li Yunjian realize that something was wrong.

He tried to use self-harm and physical pain to wake himself up from the hallucination, but why is the senior brother still there?

Or did the senior brother really come to see him from below?

Lu Jitang knelt on the ground trembling, he didn't forget to grab something to bind Li Yunjian's hands, and he kept muttering, "I, I'm so dizzy, so dizzy."

"Brother?" Li Yunjian pulled the man up from the ground, looked at his face carefully, and groped around his face and neck with his right hand.

When he finally confirmed that the person in front of him was real and not wearing any mask, Lu Jitang's eyes were already blurred.

"It's so dizzy."

Li Yunjian picked up Lu Jitang and put him on the bed. Finally, Lu Jitang stopped crying and closed his eyes tightly as if he had fallen asleep.

After looking at the person on the bed from head to toe, Li Yunjian stretched out his hand to check Lu Jitang's breath, and then lay on his side on Lu Jitang's chest to listen to his heartbeat.

The air is hot and the heart is beating.

No! It's not enough!

Li Yunjian ran to the door, opened it and shouted, "Xiao Fengzi!"

Little Eunuch Feng responded, and rolled in neatly. Seeing Li Yunjian's injury, he exclaimed, "Your Majesty! What are you doing—"

"You go," Li Yunjian interrupted him, raised his playful finger and pointed to the bed, "Go and see."

"Yes." Little Eunuch Feng walked over there, halfway there, he was stopped by Li Yunjian.

"Cover your mouth." Then he emphasized, "Cover tightly."

Although he didn't understand why Li Yunjian asked him to cover his mouth, little Eunuch Feng still covered his mouth obediently with both hands. When he walked to the bed and saw the person on the bed clearly, he let out a sob from his throat, as if someone was suffocating his head. After being hit with a stick, his mouth was covered to death, and he only had time to make a short sound.

"Am I crazy?"

Little Eunuch Feng shook his head again and again, no, it's not that the emperor is crazy, it must be him.

"is that true?"

Little Eunuch Feng nodded frantically again, yes, it's true!

"Okay." Li Yunjian nodded, the corners of his mouth slowly raised, his eyes gradually became crazy, "Okay, that's great."

He walked to the bedside cabinet, took out an iron chain with his body, and walked towards Lu Jitang with it.

The author says:

Xiaolu: I'm so dizzy! I'm so dizzy!