love [entertainment]
Chapter 34
The fans outside the barrage were amused to death by Nan Zhiyao's words, but Nan Zhiyao himself didn't notice it.The host couldn't hold back her laughter when she said that she was playing an iron pot and sprayed the mic directly.Although the rest of the people wanted to control their facial expressions, they all laughed in unison.
[God's fucking iron pot hahahahahahaha, I can actually see a female star playing the role of an iron pot in my lifetime? ? ? 】
[Nan Zhiyao is really a sand sculpture, hahahahahaha, I couldn't help seeing Bai Lian's expression]
[Sister Kangkang and our antler cp, Mr. Rong still has no tacit understanding with Lulu as always]
[hhhhhhh laughing on the cheeks really hurts, can you shake the child?]
【I haven't even eaten breakfast, so I'm full from laughing here zd】
"Why can you see what she's acting?" Rong Yushan turned his head after repeatedly receiving Lu Yi's disgusting gaze, and looked at Bai Lian very puzzled.
There was a brisk smile on Bai Lian's face, she was also amused by Nan Zhiyao's words just now.In fact, she didn't realize that Nan Zhiyao was playing an iron pot, but she just thought Nan Zhiyao was cute, so cute.
It's easy to guess, Bai Lian reacted when he heard the oops.
Rong Yushan looked at the smiling Bai Lian and was speechless.
What the hell is the sour taste of love.
Nan Zhiyao made a comparison to Bai Lian, and a lot of CP fans exploded in the barrage.She plays well in variety shows and makes everyone happy. She is really very popular with passers-by.At least the voices saying something bad about her on the bullet screen are very good, and even if they are, they will be suppressed quickly.
A second clip is then shown on the big screen.
【Lost on Journey】
Snippet: The male protagonist Niu Geng played by Wang Baoqiang is at the airport, in front of the female staff in charge of check-in, and the male protagonist Li Chenggong played by Xu Zheng and others are watching.After being told by the staff that the big bucket of milk could not be taken on the plane, Niu Geng stubbornly and stubbornly killed the bucket of milk in one gulp.
Yes, this, barrel, cow, milk.
Then there was a scene of Li Chenggong stunned and confused, and it was over.
In total, there is only one line from the staff: "Hi, this is not allowed on the plane."
Note: Since this movie segment has less dialogue, there are no lines that cannot appear.
Nan Zhiyao: "..." This program group is full of geniuses, and they try to find some such amazing clips to perform for them.
She glanced at Lu Yi and Jiang Yingjia again, both of them were helpless. Fortunately, with previous experience, Nan Zhiyao also assigned tasks.
Jiang Yingjia unexpectedly did not refute, and cooperated with Nan Zhiyao's arrangement.
After 1 minute, the three began to perform fragments.
Nan Zhiyao quickly stood aside and stood still.Jiang Yingjia stood facing the camera, and Lu Yi lowered her waist slightly and stood in front of Jiang Yingjia.Afterwards, Jiang Yingjia said loudly into the air: "Just drink it!"
The three people responsible for guessing: "?"
The death-defying expression on Jiang Yingjia's face was actually very similar to imitation. She put both hands on Lu Yi's neck, and as she made a twisting movement, Lu Yi also followed in circles.
At this moment, Nan Zhiyao said: "Do not move."
The three people in charge of guessing: "? Why are you here?"
The host smiled and said: "Our Xiaonan seems to be frozen in the screen, is he holding back his big move?"
At this time, Jiang Yingjia has already made a lifting motion, while Lu Yi is facing the outside of Jiang Yingjia's lips, making a slanted and flowing tilde with his arms on one side.
This is poured milk, my friends!Why are you not talking!
Nan Zhiyao: Don't move.
Jiang Yingjia said: "We're done with the show."
Everyone: "?"
"Sorry, what did you perform?" Rong Yushan looked at Lu Yi dumbfounded, "I didn't understand."
"I don't understand..." Tong Jiaoyu said with difficulty.
Bai Lian stood with her arms folded, and when she raised her eyes, she happened to meet Nan Zhiyao's eyes in the air.The little girl winked at herself playfully, her eyes were full of anticipation, and she seemed to really want to guess it herself.
Nan Zhiyao quietly turned the milk bottle to Bai Lian again, and whispered, "It's easy to guess."
The host had the experience from last time, so he took the lead to ask Nan Zhiyao: "Is Xiao Nan the pillar this time?"
Nan Zhiyao shook his head, raised his voice and said, "No way! I don't act like a pillar!"
"Is... is he on an embarrassing journey?" Bai Lian said, raising his brows slightly when speaking.Although he uttered a question, he seemed very sure.
The other two: ? ? ?
How did you guess it? ? ?
"That's right! It's someone on an embarrassing journey." The host congratulated and asked, "What roles are you playing this time?"
Jiang Yingjia: "I'm playing the protagonist, Niu Geng."
Lu Yi said: "I'm playing the cap of a milk bottle."
Rong Yushan: "???"
These two are easy to understand, but Nan Zhiyao has never moved.Rong Yushan once felt that Nan Zhiyao seemed to be out of it, and she couldn't help asking: "No, what are you playing?"
Nan Zhiyao pointed to his own face, then widened his eyes, and said very seriously: "Why can't you see anything? I acted like the kind who was frightened stupid by Niu Geng after drinking a bucket of milk. It's a passerby."
Rong Yushan: "..." God damn passers-by, she wants to curse.
Bai Lian actually clapped his hands twice: "The acting is very good."
Rong Yushan:?Bai Lian, your eyes are short-sighted, so I will buy you glasses after the show?
Bai Lian guessed two questions and got two points directly.Now that Bai Lian and Nan Zhiyao's scores are far ahead, it can be said that they have won for sure.Lu Yi didn't know how many times he had glared at Rong Yushan, but Jiang Yingjia had already given up on this game, and didn't even have the intention of communicating with Tong Jiaoyu.
Nan Zhiyao, who was praised by Bai Lian, felt very proud, and waited for the third question without any burden.
The third segment will be released soon:
【Mermaid】
Snippet: The male protagonist came to the police station in a panic and told the two policemen that he saw the mermaid, and described the mermaid's various appearances, mung bean-like eyes, and a nose like a garlic head.But the two police officers in front of him obviously didn't take his words seriously. Police officers A and B kept holding back their laughter. Police officer A deliberately spoke to the actor in a Hong Kong and Taiwan accent, while police officer B tried to keep himself from laughing. Exaggerated facial expressions.
After the two policemen laughed at the same time, they even said: "My wife gave birth in the hospital." The other added, "My wife also gave birth today." Then the actor asked: "Your wives Is it the same?"
After the actor walked out, the policeman burst into laughter inside.
Classic lines that cannot be used: Mermaid/Is your girlfriend the same? /We have been strictly trained not to laugh unless we can't help it.
After 1 minute, the three of them were ready.
Jiang Yingjia and Lu Yi have now completely listened to Nan Zhiyao's arrangement. After the timing started, Nan Zhiyao stood between Jiang Yingjia and Lu Yi, bent himself into a right angle, and lowered his hands naturally, then remained motionless. .
All watching fans: ...?
Jiang Yingjia lightly pressed her elbow on Nan Zhiyao's body, and suddenly yelled at Lu Yi who was opposite her: "How many times have I told you! Call the police! If you hear that, hurry up!"
Lu Yi bit his lip and made a hard-to-be-smile expression, humming and winking at Rong Yushan—quickly guess!It's so easy to guess, can't you guess it, pig!
Rong Yushan: "..."
Nan Zhiyao conscientiously maintained a certain movement, while still taking a peek at Bai Lian, but Bai Lian spotted her eyes in mid-air, and she quickly closed her eyes.
"What I said is true!" Jiang Yingjia yelled at Lu Yi after finishing speaking, "You are obviously laughing! Why are you laughing?"
Lu Yiweng said in a low voice: "It's kind of you, I... my girlfriend is a child today."
Rong Yushan looked at the scene and tentatively said: "Lulu, is your head out of order today?"
Nan Zhiyao got up quickly and played another policeman next to Lu Yi: "My girlfriend also gave birth today."
After speaking, she returned to form a right angle between the two of them.
Jiang Yingjia said in the unbelievable tone of the character: "Are your girlfriends the same?"
They performed very smoothly, and Jiang Yingjia felt that someone should be able to guess it right now.
But before Lu Yiren could speak, Rong Yushan jumped out and said, "I disagree!"
Lu Yi: "???" Rong Yushan, what's wrong with you?Are you playing a game now?Look at Xiaobai, how serious he is playing games at this time, he doesn't care about these small problems at all.
"I don't agree either." Bai Lian took a step forward, frowning, "What movie? The same girlfriend, and giving birth in the hospital?"
Lu Yi & Nan Zhiyao: "?"
Isn't this...you can't speak the lines directly? The replacement is so obvious that you didn't guess it.
The scene fell into a subtle silence for a while.The host was stunned for half a second and came out to save the scene, twitched the corners of his mouth and smiled, bent over and handed the microphone to Nan Zhiyao: "This question seems to be difficult to guess? Can Xiaonan give us some hints this time?"
Nan Zhiyao turned to look at Bai Lian, and waved his hands.She has always kept her head bowed, her back straight and her legs at right angles to her waist. Her face is a little reddish, and she looks a little persistent, serious and cute.
"What do I look like?" Nan Zhiyao pointed his hands straight to the ground again, keeping his back straight.
Rong Yushan: "Zombies, the kind that are about to get up soon. Is it a biohazard?"
Nan Zhiyao: "..."
Lu Yi sneered: "Rong Yushan, shut up for me."
This time, Bai Lian didn't even guess it right away, and she felt sorry for Nan Zhiyao who had kept this movement all the time, so she said in relief, "Can you remind me again?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" The host responded immediately, regardless of the staff's timing, "Xiao Nan, why don't you just remind me what you're playing this time?"
"Ah, didn't you see it?" Nan Zhiyao's beautiful eyes were full of seriousness, with a sense of serious humor, "I played a well-behaved table."
She gestured to the camera to look at her at a right angle, and asked proudly, "Isn't it very similar?"
Rong Yushan: "?"
Bai Lian: "..."
[God's fucking iron pot hahahahahahaha, I can actually see a female star playing the role of an iron pot in my lifetime? ? ? 】
[Nan Zhiyao is really a sand sculpture, hahahahahaha, I couldn't help seeing Bai Lian's expression]
[Sister Kangkang and our antler cp, Mr. Rong still has no tacit understanding with Lulu as always]
[hhhhhhh laughing on the cheeks really hurts, can you shake the child?]
【I haven't even eaten breakfast, so I'm full from laughing here zd】
"Why can you see what she's acting?" Rong Yushan turned his head after repeatedly receiving Lu Yi's disgusting gaze, and looked at Bai Lian very puzzled.
There was a brisk smile on Bai Lian's face, she was also amused by Nan Zhiyao's words just now.In fact, she didn't realize that Nan Zhiyao was playing an iron pot, but she just thought Nan Zhiyao was cute, so cute.
It's easy to guess, Bai Lian reacted when he heard the oops.
Rong Yushan looked at the smiling Bai Lian and was speechless.
What the hell is the sour taste of love.
Nan Zhiyao made a comparison to Bai Lian, and a lot of CP fans exploded in the barrage.She plays well in variety shows and makes everyone happy. She is really very popular with passers-by.At least the voices saying something bad about her on the bullet screen are very good, and even if they are, they will be suppressed quickly.
A second clip is then shown on the big screen.
【Lost on Journey】
Snippet: The male protagonist Niu Geng played by Wang Baoqiang is at the airport, in front of the female staff in charge of check-in, and the male protagonist Li Chenggong played by Xu Zheng and others are watching.After being told by the staff that the big bucket of milk could not be taken on the plane, Niu Geng stubbornly and stubbornly killed the bucket of milk in one gulp.
Yes, this, barrel, cow, milk.
Then there was a scene of Li Chenggong stunned and confused, and it was over.
In total, there is only one line from the staff: "Hi, this is not allowed on the plane."
Note: Since this movie segment has less dialogue, there are no lines that cannot appear.
Nan Zhiyao: "..." This program group is full of geniuses, and they try to find some such amazing clips to perform for them.
She glanced at Lu Yi and Jiang Yingjia again, both of them were helpless. Fortunately, with previous experience, Nan Zhiyao also assigned tasks.
Jiang Yingjia unexpectedly did not refute, and cooperated with Nan Zhiyao's arrangement.
After 1 minute, the three began to perform fragments.
Nan Zhiyao quickly stood aside and stood still.Jiang Yingjia stood facing the camera, and Lu Yi lowered her waist slightly and stood in front of Jiang Yingjia.Afterwards, Jiang Yingjia said loudly into the air: "Just drink it!"
The three people responsible for guessing: "?"
The death-defying expression on Jiang Yingjia's face was actually very similar to imitation. She put both hands on Lu Yi's neck, and as she made a twisting movement, Lu Yi also followed in circles.
At this moment, Nan Zhiyao said: "Do not move."
The three people in charge of guessing: "? Why are you here?"
The host smiled and said: "Our Xiaonan seems to be frozen in the screen, is he holding back his big move?"
At this time, Jiang Yingjia has already made a lifting motion, while Lu Yi is facing the outside of Jiang Yingjia's lips, making a slanted and flowing tilde with his arms on one side.
This is poured milk, my friends!Why are you not talking!
Nan Zhiyao: Don't move.
Jiang Yingjia said: "We're done with the show."
Everyone: "?"
"Sorry, what did you perform?" Rong Yushan looked at Lu Yi dumbfounded, "I didn't understand."
"I don't understand..." Tong Jiaoyu said with difficulty.
Bai Lian stood with her arms folded, and when she raised her eyes, she happened to meet Nan Zhiyao's eyes in the air.The little girl winked at herself playfully, her eyes were full of anticipation, and she seemed to really want to guess it herself.
Nan Zhiyao quietly turned the milk bottle to Bai Lian again, and whispered, "It's easy to guess."
The host had the experience from last time, so he took the lead to ask Nan Zhiyao: "Is Xiao Nan the pillar this time?"
Nan Zhiyao shook his head, raised his voice and said, "No way! I don't act like a pillar!"
"Is... is he on an embarrassing journey?" Bai Lian said, raising his brows slightly when speaking.Although he uttered a question, he seemed very sure.
The other two: ? ? ?
How did you guess it? ? ?
"That's right! It's someone on an embarrassing journey." The host congratulated and asked, "What roles are you playing this time?"
Jiang Yingjia: "I'm playing the protagonist, Niu Geng."
Lu Yi said: "I'm playing the cap of a milk bottle."
Rong Yushan: "???"
These two are easy to understand, but Nan Zhiyao has never moved.Rong Yushan once felt that Nan Zhiyao seemed to be out of it, and she couldn't help asking: "No, what are you playing?"
Nan Zhiyao pointed to his own face, then widened his eyes, and said very seriously: "Why can't you see anything? I acted like the kind who was frightened stupid by Niu Geng after drinking a bucket of milk. It's a passerby."
Rong Yushan: "..." God damn passers-by, she wants to curse.
Bai Lian actually clapped his hands twice: "The acting is very good."
Rong Yushan:?Bai Lian, your eyes are short-sighted, so I will buy you glasses after the show?
Bai Lian guessed two questions and got two points directly.Now that Bai Lian and Nan Zhiyao's scores are far ahead, it can be said that they have won for sure.Lu Yi didn't know how many times he had glared at Rong Yushan, but Jiang Yingjia had already given up on this game, and didn't even have the intention of communicating with Tong Jiaoyu.
Nan Zhiyao, who was praised by Bai Lian, felt very proud, and waited for the third question without any burden.
The third segment will be released soon:
【Mermaid】
Snippet: The male protagonist came to the police station in a panic and told the two policemen that he saw the mermaid, and described the mermaid's various appearances, mung bean-like eyes, and a nose like a garlic head.But the two police officers in front of him obviously didn't take his words seriously. Police officers A and B kept holding back their laughter. Police officer A deliberately spoke to the actor in a Hong Kong and Taiwan accent, while police officer B tried to keep himself from laughing. Exaggerated facial expressions.
After the two policemen laughed at the same time, they even said: "My wife gave birth in the hospital." The other added, "My wife also gave birth today." Then the actor asked: "Your wives Is it the same?"
After the actor walked out, the policeman burst into laughter inside.
Classic lines that cannot be used: Mermaid/Is your girlfriend the same? /We have been strictly trained not to laugh unless we can't help it.
After 1 minute, the three of them were ready.
Jiang Yingjia and Lu Yi have now completely listened to Nan Zhiyao's arrangement. After the timing started, Nan Zhiyao stood between Jiang Yingjia and Lu Yi, bent himself into a right angle, and lowered his hands naturally, then remained motionless. .
All watching fans: ...?
Jiang Yingjia lightly pressed her elbow on Nan Zhiyao's body, and suddenly yelled at Lu Yi who was opposite her: "How many times have I told you! Call the police! If you hear that, hurry up!"
Lu Yi bit his lip and made a hard-to-be-smile expression, humming and winking at Rong Yushan—quickly guess!It's so easy to guess, can't you guess it, pig!
Rong Yushan: "..."
Nan Zhiyao conscientiously maintained a certain movement, while still taking a peek at Bai Lian, but Bai Lian spotted her eyes in mid-air, and she quickly closed her eyes.
"What I said is true!" Jiang Yingjia yelled at Lu Yi after finishing speaking, "You are obviously laughing! Why are you laughing?"
Lu Yiweng said in a low voice: "It's kind of you, I... my girlfriend is a child today."
Rong Yushan looked at the scene and tentatively said: "Lulu, is your head out of order today?"
Nan Zhiyao got up quickly and played another policeman next to Lu Yi: "My girlfriend also gave birth today."
After speaking, she returned to form a right angle between the two of them.
Jiang Yingjia said in the unbelievable tone of the character: "Are your girlfriends the same?"
They performed very smoothly, and Jiang Yingjia felt that someone should be able to guess it right now.
But before Lu Yiren could speak, Rong Yushan jumped out and said, "I disagree!"
Lu Yi: "???" Rong Yushan, what's wrong with you?Are you playing a game now?Look at Xiaobai, how serious he is playing games at this time, he doesn't care about these small problems at all.
"I don't agree either." Bai Lian took a step forward, frowning, "What movie? The same girlfriend, and giving birth in the hospital?"
Lu Yi & Nan Zhiyao: "?"
Isn't this...you can't speak the lines directly? The replacement is so obvious that you didn't guess it.
The scene fell into a subtle silence for a while.The host was stunned for half a second and came out to save the scene, twitched the corners of his mouth and smiled, bent over and handed the microphone to Nan Zhiyao: "This question seems to be difficult to guess? Can Xiaonan give us some hints this time?"
Nan Zhiyao turned to look at Bai Lian, and waved his hands.She has always kept her head bowed, her back straight and her legs at right angles to her waist. Her face is a little reddish, and she looks a little persistent, serious and cute.
"What do I look like?" Nan Zhiyao pointed his hands straight to the ground again, keeping his back straight.
Rong Yushan: "Zombies, the kind that are about to get up soon. Is it a biohazard?"
Nan Zhiyao: "..."
Lu Yi sneered: "Rong Yushan, shut up for me."
This time, Bai Lian didn't even guess it right away, and she felt sorry for Nan Zhiyao who had kept this movement all the time, so she said in relief, "Can you remind me again?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" The host responded immediately, regardless of the staff's timing, "Xiao Nan, why don't you just remind me what you're playing this time?"
"Ah, didn't you see it?" Nan Zhiyao's beautiful eyes were full of seriousness, with a sense of serious humor, "I played a well-behaved table."
She gestured to the camera to look at her at a right angle, and asked proudly, "Isn't it very similar?"
Rong Yushan: "?"
Bai Lian: "..."
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