I make a lot of money from vests

The lights outside the window were dimmed, and the coffee shop downstairs was closed.

Genichi covered his lips and yawned, and handed over the document he had just processed to Kunikida.

Kunikida flipped through it casually, and his face turned black when he saw the comments written in the document.

"Kudou, who taught you to handle documents like this?"

Genichi pointed to Osamu Dazai who was lying on the bench with his face covered by a book: "Mr. Dazai taught me to do this."

"Osamu Dazai!"

On the first day at the Armed Detective Agency, Genichi had heard Kunikida's roar no less than ten times.

Every time Kunikida yells, the target is Osamu Dazai without exception.

Nakajima picked up the file: "Let me modify it, you go back and rest first."

Kunikida snatched all the documents and stuffed them into Dazai's hands: "These, let me deal with them honestly tonight, and I will use them tomorrow."

Dazai stuffed the "Complete Suicide Manual" into his pocket, glanced at the document and said relaxedly: "Small, let me finish it easily."

Nakajima muttered softly: "Don't think about it, Mr. Dazai will definitely not deal with it, and Kunikida-kun will still have to deal with it tomorrow."

Genichi silently gave a thumbs up when he heard Nakajima muttering.

Yes, brother Nakajima, you are sober in the world.

Kunikida finished the last work and turned off the computer.

He asked, "Kudou, do you have a place to live now?"

Yuan Yi smiled brightly, showing eight teeth: "No."

Kunikida was about to speak, but was interrupted by Osamu Dazai: "The detective agency's dormitory is full, and even Atsushi can only live with girls."

"Live with girls?"

Nakajima blushed and said awkwardly, "I live with Jinghua."

Yuan Yi looked at him enviously, he was too happy to be able to live with a super cute girl.

No wonder Nakajima said he was very happy in the detective agency.

The Joker turned out to be himself.

Osamu Dazai held his shoulder and said with a smile, "You can only wrong Shinichi-kun to live with me."

The smile on Genichi's face disappeared instantly, he pushed Dazai away calmly, looked at Kunikida: "Kunikida-kun, can I live with you?"

"No." Kunikida quickly refused, "I don't plan to live with a boy under the same roof."

Yuan Yi has nothing to love in his life: "Do I have any other choices?"

Osamu Dazai dragged him out: "No."

The door of the office was closed, and Kunikida's roar sounded again.

"Osamu Dazai!!! Files!!!"

Osamu Dazai quickly took Genichi into the elevator, closed the elevator door, and waved to Kunikida who was driven out.

The corners of his mouth were turned up, like a cat that just finished stealing.

Yuan Yi complained in his heart: "Osamu Dazai is really a good dog."

[You and him are as good as dogs. ]

Yuan Yi: "It's not necessary, it's not necessary, I don't deserve to be compared with Osamu Dazai."

[You don't have to be so humble. ]

Yuan Yi: "I haven't."

The elevator stopped on the second floor, and several men in suits and leather shoes stepped into the elevator with briefcases.

The space in the elevator was compressed extremely quickly, Genichi and Dazai were squeezed into a corner.

Osamu Dazai introduced in a low voice: "This building has five floors, the detective agency is on the fourth floor, the fifth floor is used to store sundries, the third floor is empty, the second floor is a law firm, and the first floor is a coffee shop .”

The street where the detective agency is located is fairly bustling, and there are not many people and vehicles passing by.

Osamu Dazai's residence is not far from the detective agency, and it only takes about ten minutes to walk there.

This is an apartment house with a quiet environment and its own garden.

Many nearby residents are walking in the garden.

Osamu Dazai asked: "I heard that Shinichi-kun solved many unsolved cases in Tokyo, why did he come to Yokohama if he didn't develop in Tokyo?"

Genichi: "...I was recommended to come to the detective agency, and Edogawa Ranpo, who is known as the No.1 detective, is also in the detective agency. I came to the detective agency with the idea of ​​challenging Mr. Ranpo."

He's talking nonsense, challenge the leader of the list, he's so bold!

Osamu Dazai changed the topic of chatting with him very quickly, without any connection. It seemed that he could ask whatever he thought of, and he did whatever he wanted.

Genichi answered Dazai Osamu's questions honestly without revealing his true identity.

["Morning Martin" reminds you that you are about to be stripped naked by Osamu Dazai. ]

Yuan Yi: "What?"

[......]

["Morning Martin" once again recognizes your IQ. ]

"roll."

Osamu Dazai opened the door, and the apartment he lived in had one bedroom and one living room, which meant that Genichi would share the same bed with Osamu Dazai.

Such a disaster.

There were clothes and bandages hanging on the balcony.

Bandages can be seen everywhere in the room, on the sofa, on the TV, in the kitchen, and in the bathroom.

Genichi twitched the corner of his mouth: "Mr. Dazai, your main business is actually selling bandages, right?"

Osamu Dazai: "The bandage is the greatest existence."

Yuan Yi: "..."

Speechless.

On the first night of sharing the bed with Osamu Dazai, Genichi had a dream, but it was Ranpo Edogawa.

Surrounded by floating data cubes, they are faintly emitting green light.

Edogawa Ranpo occupies the commanding heights, overlooking Yuan Yi below, and gives orders: "Big breasted sweetheart, the 'one' on the data cube in the upper right corner is the key to solving the puzzle, you must get it!"

All the snatchers around him focused their eyes on him, saying "You are the sweetheart with big breasts".

Yuan Yi looked around, searching for the seam to no avail.

Luanbu urged: "Idiot, what are you dawdling about?"

Yuan Yi said seriously: "Detective, you can just call me an idiot from now on."

Better to call him a jerk than to call him a big boobed sweetheart.

You must know that it will be so embarrassing in the future. When he replaced his nickname, he would never take "Big Breast Sweetheart".

Luanbu opened his eyes, and the emerald eyes were all exposed.

He usually looks like a child, and he is rarely so serious.

"Wrong, it's a trap."

Yuanyi stepped on the green data and took advantage of it to leap forward.

There is boundless darkness below, Yuan Yi pulls out the green data that hangs down, and climbs all the way up.

The data exploded one after another, and Luanbu was surrounded by green light.

"go!"

Yuan Yi grabbed Ranbu and held him in his arms.

Looking around randomly, a dangerous light flashed in the eyes hidden under the glasses.

A smile suddenly appeared on his lips, and he murmured: "So that's the case, I know."

Yuan Yi said helplessly: "Boss, you already know, can you give me some instructions, what should we do next? Hanging here and holding you, I'm very tired."

Luanbu rapped his head vigorously with his fingers: "Idiot, you would have died without me!"

Yuan Yi said casually: "Yes, yes."

The shattered data was blasted towards them by the blast wave.

Yuan Yi kicked the data floating around him towards the broken data.

Luanbu: "Eight!"

Yuan Yi stared at the data cube marked "eight" and calculated the distance between them and eight.

The red countdown just above keeps decreasing, and there is not much time left for them.

Yuan Yi held the data and let the two of them swing.

The violent wind brushed past his ears, Yuan Yi's long black hair fluttered, and the red tassels hanging around his neck were messed up by the wind.

"Boss, are you afraid of heights?"

Luanbu pulled down the corners of his mouth, looking too lazy to care about this "stupid".

"It's best not to be afraid of heights, I'm going to fly."

Luanbu said with distaste: "Don't waste your time talking nonsense like these kids, we've already reached the correct answer and left this dungeon."

Yuan Yi forced a smile and was taught a lesson again.

He crossed several data in a row and was close to the correct answer.

The sharp point of the knife falls from above.

"Boss, get ready."

Yuan Yi directly and vigorously threw Luanbu onto the platform marked with eight. After seeing that Luanbu had successfully arrived, he began to deal with his attackers.

"This dungeon can only produce five people, it is not wise for you to deal with me at this time."

There were already four people standing at the correct answer, and Yuan Yi quickly approached the correct answer while avoiding the man's attack.

"Big breasted sweetheart, you won't forget what you did before, right?"

Yuan Yi's expression was awkward, and it was really embarrassing to be called "big breasted sweetheart".

"I don't say too many dungeons, there are dozens of them. Do you remember what you did in each dungeon?"

The man pursued him closely, Yuan Yi impatiently drew the knife from his waist.

The dagger in the man's hand was thrown away by Yuan Yi's long knife.

Yuan Yi threw the knife fiercely, the sharp knife was embedded in the green data, and a thin red rope was wrapped around the exposed handle.

He waved at the man arrogantly and said, "Goodbye, the last ticket for the dungeon is mine."

The red rope kept shrinking, pulling Yuan Yi to the correct answer.

The bright red countdown stopped, and an ethereal girl came from the void.

"The copy of the data scramble has ended, and the number of people who cleared this level is five, which has reached the standard."

"The dungeon will be closed in ten seconds. After the dungeon is closed, all personnel remaining in the dungeon will be cleared."

Yuan Yi put away his knife and stood beside Ranbu.

"Alright, this dungeon rewards [-] points, which can be exchanged for many bags of potato chips and popping candies."

Yuan Yi looked at the points he had settled and burst into tears.

He said vicissitudes: "It is not reasonable at all to change the name card to have [-] points. I don't want to bear the name of sweetheart with big breasts."

The white light flickered, and the two returned to the resting space.

Luanbu quickly exchanged the points for potato chips. Yuan Yi tried to steal the potato chips, but was slapped away by Luanbu.

"Don't touch my snacks."

Yuan Yi cried and said: "Boss, lend me some points. It's embarrassing for me to be a hunk with a big breasted sweetheart."

Luanbu: "No borrowing."

Yuan Yi put his head on his head and acted coquettishly, and said coquettishly: "Boss, do me a favor. You have several million points and firmly occupy the first place in the points list. It's okay to lend me [-]."

Luanbu said decisively: "No borrowing."

"If you want points, go to the dungeon to earn them yourself."

Yuan Yi's hair was rubbed into a mess, and he cried bitterly: "Boss, without you, the only way to complete the dungeon with my IQ is to beat all the people who are in the same dungeon with me to death, and I will be the only one left in the end." .”

"Crackling".

Randomly munching on potato chips.

He took off his glasses and put them in his pocket: "Idiots are idiots, and all they come up with are stupid methods."

Yuan Yi wiped away the non-existent tears on his face: "Compared to you, the big brother, I am indeed an idiot."

Every time he entered the dungeon with the boss, he couldn't even understand the title of the dungeon, and the boss had already solved the problem and got the answer.

Others read the questions and solve the questions, but he has to worry about encountering unfamiliar vocabulary when reading the questions.

The gap between people is huge, and the gap between stupid and smart people is even bigger.

The rest room was penetrated by sunlight, Yuan Yi covered his eyes, opened them again, and saw the ceiling.

Osamu Dazai's arm was across his neck, and the quilt that was still on his body last night was swept away by Osamu Dazai.

Yuan Yi got up and sat on the edge of the bed, covering his face with his hands, feeling very helpless.

He meows, Osamu Dazai not only grinds his teeth but also snores while sleeping.

Life can't go on at all!