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Chapter 31 Don't Want Men!Don't be a man!

Yuan Yi's knives were finally sold. Since they were purchased by an anonymous user, Yuan Yi didn't know who the buyer was, but by selling the knives, his account got 25 more.

He even began to hope to meet that curse killer more often, to get some magic tools from him every time, and becoming a rich man is not a dream.

"Are you sure that the curse spirit is hidden here?"

Xia Youjie set up the "tent" cautiously, and he replied: "According to the message from the window, the super imaginary wraith that we need to exorcise is in this old house."

It was late at night, and they were standing in front of an ancient house hidden in the suburbs.

A wind blows, and the copper bells hanging under the eaves of the ancient house are blown by the wind.

The sound of the copper bell is not clear but very dull.

The shadows of the trees swayed, and the shadows in the dark were like beasts with a huge mouth open and fangs exposed.

Gojo Satoru yawned and stretched. He was wearing sunglasses today, which were pitch black and could not let in light or any color.

The whole ancient house was full of strong spell power in his eyes, he was faintly excited, and he didn't know where this feeling came from.

Xia Youjie said: "The situation of the curse spirit is different this time. It is a super imaginary ghost born from a legend that has been passed down for a long time. A series of emotions such as people's fear of him are stacked together, and the power generated is unimaginable. According to According to the preliminary judgment, this spell spirit should already be able to open the domain."

Of the three of them, none of them can open the domain at present, and it is inevitable that they will be a little tricky when encountering super-level spell spirits who know the domain.

This is also the reason why the Conjuration Association will send three super magicians to exorcise the curse spirit at the same time.

Gojo Satoru has already entered the ancient house first.

He pushed open the door, and dust fell from the quaint wooden door.

The lanterns in the ancient house suddenly lit up one by one, and the red lanterns dyed the ground red.

There is a goldfish jumping in the pool in the yard.

The atmosphere in the courtyard is very strange. Looking up from the courtyard to the sky, a blue moon above the head exudes a strange light.

And not far from the blue moon, there is another round of red full moon.

Blue light and red light are intertwined.

Two bright moons are at the top, reflecting each other

Xia Youjie's face was heavy: "It's the realm of birth."

Born in the field?

What is it, I don't understand.

Yuan Yi squatted by the pool and tried to catch fish. The goldfish was very active and not afraid of people at all, so it jumped up and threw itself on Yuan Yi.

The goldfish opened its mouth, the size of a human fist, with sharp thorns all over its mouth.

The teeth directly bit Yuan Yi's curly hair, and he couldn't shake it off no matter how hard he tried.

The goldfish in the pool jumped up in a swarm, chasing and biting Yuan Yi's butt.

Yuan Yi fled in a hurry, afraid of being bitten by a fish.

Xia Youjie sighed helplessly: "The watch hardly turns. The flow of time in this born domain is slower than outside."

Gojo Satoru: "There is a lot of space in this ancient house to prolong the life of mantras. I guess the range of life is not limited to this ancient house."

Yuan Yi had already got rid of the fish chasing him to bite, he grabbed the tail of the fish that was biting his hair, and pulled it two or three times, his scalp was pulled, but the fish did not move at all.

"Stay away from Ah Yin's beautiful silver hair."

Yuan Yi tugged and tugged, his hair was almost torn off, and the fish was still on top of his head.

Xia Youjie called out, "Yinshi, stop making trouble, go inside and don't get lost."

Yuan Yi followed quickly, biting the fish above his head and wagging his tail, as if mocking him.

Walking through the corridor, they came to the same courtyard as before.

When Yuan looked back, the previous yard was still vaguely visible, but the next yard had the same bricks and tiles, as well as the corpse of the fish he had just killed with a wooden knife lying on the ground.

"Is this a matryoshka?"

Yuan Yi picked up the fish on the ground and threw it into the pool, and the goldfish in the pool swarmed up to eat their companions.

The bright red blood seeped into the water, dyeing a pool of clear water red.

Suddenly, there was a light patter of rain, and the drops splashed on the water, and the ripples continued to spread.

Gojo Satoru took off his glasses, and his blue eyes stared straight in front of him.

He shook his head, his silver hair flying in the air.

There seemed to be someone in front of me.

Xia Youjie said cautiously, "Go ahead and try."

There is another long series of corridors, rainwater falls down the corridors along the eaves, and the air smells of earth.

Same yard, same oozing pond.

Yuan Yi pulled out the wooden knife, and complained: "This is the Matryoshka Corridor, definitely the Matryoshka Corridor?"

He ran back quickly, and within a few seconds, he ran over as if he had seen a ghost.

"Two Gojo Shinhachi and Summer Oil!"

Gojo Satoru flicked his forehead: "Speak human."

Yuan Yi swallowed: "Didn't I just return to the corridor before, and found that there are three of us."

"Wu, let's go and have a look."

Yuan Yi got closer to his other self, his face was sweating, and his dead fish eyes were fixed on him.

He touched his chin and sighed, "This kid is really handsome."

The three of them in the previous yard didn't seem to see the three of them.

"Yuan Yi" in this yard suddenly asked, "Is this a nesting doll?"

Then the corpse of the goldfish on the ground was thrown into the pool, and the clear water was instantly stained red with blood.

Gojo Satoru analyzed: "This should be related to the slow time of birth in this domain."

Xia Youjie looked at his watch and found that the second hand was moving faster than when he first entered the old house.

Genichi waved his palm in front of "Gojo Satoru" in this yard, suddenly Gojo Satoru in front of him took off his glasses, and stared at him with eyes a little bluer than the sky.

Yuan Yi was taken aback, and kept backing away, only to be stopped by Gojo Satoru.

He suddenly realized: "Before what I said, I felt that someone had been spying on me, and it turned out to be you."

Yuan Yi said "cut": "I was peeping at you, how good-looking do you think you are?"

Gojo Satoru brushed his hair, and said to himself, "It's beautiful."

Yuan Yi pointed his knife at him: "Do you need to use soy sauce to remove the oil?"

Xia Youjie rubbed his forehead, and said helplessly, "Don't make a fuss, let's talk about it after getting out of this yard."

They returned to the previous yard.

Yuan Yi stood in front of the door leading to the next yard, poking the wooden knife forward tentatively: "Would it be the same yard as before after passing through this door?"

Gojo Satoru: "This door may be equivalent to a folding point. Through this door, we will go to the same courtyard at different time points."

The rain had stopped, and Yuan still had the fish biting his hair on his head.

He had given up on tearing the fish off, and was going to roast the fish after returning to the High School of Magic after exorcising the curse spirit.

Yuan Yi said disgustedly: "I keep nesting dolls in the same yard, so I won't be stuck here."

Gojo Satoru snapped his fingers: "How could I, Gojo Satoru, be trapped here to death?"

"Cang"

The force of attraction twisted the wind under the door, Xia Youjie and Yuan Yi backed away from the door that was about to explode.

Gojo Satoru controlled the scope of the explosion with complex mantra operations, only blowing open the key door.

"success!"

Xia Youjie praised: "The research during this period has paid off."

Gojo Satoru was not satisfied with this: "The absorption power of negative infinity has been well controlled, but regarding the divergence of infinity, the reversal technique 'He' has not been successful so far."

Yuan Yi looked dull, like a scumbag, and strayed into the exchange class of Xueba.

He shouted: "It's not that the more complicated the speech, the more powerful it is, the more powerful it is to express the complicated truth in easy-to-understand words."

"So can you speak human language?"

Gojo Satoru slapped Genichi's head hard with his fingers: "The idiot kid who slept in math and physics class."

Even Xia Youjie said helplessly, "Yinshi, what class do you not sleep in?"

Yuan Yi said decisively: "Yes!"

Gojo Satoru couldn't believe it: "Do you still have a class where you don't sleep?"

"Ayin never sleeps during foreign language class."

Xia Youjie recalled: "Indeed, Yinshi wakes up on time to attend every foreign language class."

The dead fish eyes that are usually lazy and half-open will be fully opened in foreign language class. Only in foreign language class can you see his fully exposed red pupils.

Gojo Satoru: "This kid is so serious about foreign language class, it's definitely not because he has to listen to the class."

"The teacher's hairstyle in the foreign language class looks like fluffy chocolate ice cream. Every time I look at it intently, my appetite is wide open."

Xia Youjie: "... No wonder the foreign language teacher often complains to Teacher Noctua, saying that you have been eating snacks in class."

Yuan Yi argued: "It's all because his hairstyle looks so delicious."

"Only a fool would associate a normal hairstyle with chocolate ice cream."

Wujo Wujo laughed, and walked ahead, preparing to walk out of the courtyard that he had blown up with his spell.

Xia Youjie raised his wrist and looked at the watch on his wrist: "The time is normal."

Walking out of the yard, there is a long stone road outside.

Because it just rained, the stone road was still wet, with red maple leaves stained on it.

The eyes are full of maple leaf red.

Yuan Yidao: "I always feel that it has become an RPG game to save the princess. Maybe there will be an NPC who releases the mission in the next second."

Xia Youjie thought of the information given by the window, and said: There are indeed people waiting for us to save, but it's not the princess. "

Yuan Yi was shocked: "The NPC is you!"

"All the women and children in this old house disappeared. At first, only a few children disappeared. Everyone thought they were abducted by human traffickers. Then the mistress of the house disappeared. Then all the women in the old house disappeared. Only men remain."

"The women and children in the old house should all be taken away by the curse spirit."

Yuan Yi pulled the corner of Gojo Wu's clothes away from Xia Youjie: "Enough, enough, Ah Yin is not interested in horror stories. Whether it is a woman, a child, or some kind of princess, the final outcome of a warrior in Castlevania must be Successfully rescued the person kidnapped by the devil."

Regret flashed across Xia Youjie's eyes, falling to the ground like a falling maple leaf.

He sighed, "I wish."

The leather boots stepped on the maple leaves on the stone road and kept moving forward.

The strong wind suddenly blew up, and the maple leaves on the tree fell, and the blades were as sharp as knives, and slashed across Yuan Yi's face.

He clenched the knife tightly: "It's too old-fashioned. Why are the current RPG games so uninnovative? You need to go through various levels to meet the final devil. Can't you save some trouble and make a devil pass through the level?"

Yuan Yi turned left, turned into the forest, and began to catch the rabbit that accidentally jumped over them.

Xia Youjie summoned the rainbow dragon, and used the hard body of the rainbow dragon to avoid the sharp falling leaves.

Gojo Wujo walked calmly among the maple leaves, and the maple leaves fell on his clothes, scratching his clothes.

Yuan Yi squeezed the rabbit's ears, carefully avoiding Maple Leaf.

Wujo Wu's calmness made him red-eyed, and he aimed the wooden knife at Wujo Wu: "You make Ah Yin jealous like this, so jealous that you want to stab your meow flower."

Gojo Satoru glanced at him, and walked more leisurely, almost walking through the maple forest like a slow stroll.

Yuan Yi hid under Hong Long, gritted his teeth and said, "People who pretend to be like this will definitely be struck by lightning."

Xia Youjie struck and said, "In Yinshi, even Lei can't hit Wu."

Yuan Yi: "..."

Shouldn't the protagonist be him?He was so unlucky that he would lose every bet, even if he couldn't win against others in rock-paper-scissors, so why couldn't he even beat others with Golden Finger?

Yuan Yi questioned inwardly: "What do you need the trash system for?"

["Martin Morning" has detected that you need the following protagonist auras:

"Innocent White Lotus", once worn, this halo will arouse the admiration of everyone within ten meters.As long as you have this halo, you are the most pure, unpretentious, and most beloved white lotus by the president. ]

Yuan Yi pondered: "This halo can confuse the boss and then plot to seize his property and become a rich man...Damn!"

"Can you recognize your own position? You are the rich system, not the strategy system. Do you have other auras? Change it for me!"

[According to your requirements, the following auras will be matched for you:

"Looking back and smiling all over the country", wearing this halo, as long as you look back and smile at someone, you will make people fall in love with the person wearing this halo, and this halo is also effective for spell spirits. ]

Yuan Yi's face was paralyzed, and he said indifferently: "Next."

["Love is 100% overturned", wearing this halo will cause Shura field, please be careful...]

Yuan Yi interrupted it: "Next."

["Change into a man into a woman into a change"...]

"It's unreliable to listen to the name, next."

["Self-deception curly hair becomes straight", wearing this aura will automatically see curly hair as straight hair when looking in the mirror, this effect is only available to the wearer. ]

"It's only useful for me alone, but other people think I'm not a natural curly!"

Tired, destroy the garbage system.

Yuan Yi and Xia Youjie walked through the maple leaf forest, sitting on a stone sculpture with a fox on their five legs.

"Curly hair, what are you doing with a rabbit in your arms?"

Yuan Yi stroked the rabbit's head, and said triumphantly: "It looks like someone who doesn't play RPG games. If you don't know that doing side missions, you will suffer."

Gojo Satoru curled his lips and said, "I think it's because you have done too many side quests that you can't pass the main quests."

Yuan Yi snorted coldly, holding up the rabbit as if Wujo Wu hadn't seen it before.

"This rabbit is Inaba's White Rabbit, an important prop to marry the princess!"

Xia Youjie stabbed his heart with a knife: "Yinshi, there is no princess, only Yuzaoqian, do you want to marry her?"

"Is she pretty? If she's pretty, maybe Ah Yin can consider it."

Xia Youjie pondered and said, "Most of the curse spirits I've seen have strange shapes, and I've never seen any good-looking ones, but there is no distinction between men and women, and it's not necessarily true that Yuzaoqian may be a man."

Yuan Yi twitched the corner of his mouth, and threw the rabbit to Gojo Wu: "I gave it to you, and I will give you the chance to marry the princess."

Gojo Satoru threw the rabbit back to him: "You'd better take your white rabbit and ask the princess..."

He paused and said, "Maybe it's the prince."

Yuan Yi threw the rabbit to the ground, but the rabbit didn't leave and followed him all the time.

After the inescapable fish on his head, Yuan Yi has another inescapable rabbit beside him.

He knelt down and hugged his head, his face collapsed.

"Help, no men! No men!"

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