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"I will never admit that Wujo Wujo is number one in the world."

Yuan Yi poked open the bushes with a wooden knife, and threw the overweight sanhua cat nestled aside.

Xia Youjie reluctantly responded to Yuan Yi: "Well, I don't admit it either."

The three-flowered cat thrown by Yuan Yi narrowed its eyes and followed them all the time.

Yuan Yi said angrily: "If Gojo Wu was not sent on a business trip abroad, Ah Yin would definitely use RAP to compete with him!"

Xia Youjie heard RAP's expression stiff, and he persuaded: "Yinshi, you don't really need to compete with Wu for the title of number one in the world..."

Yuan Yi snorted coldly: "Of course it's not necessary, I'm already number one in the universe."

Xia Youjie: "..."

Forget it, as long as they are happy.

"Meow~"

The three-flowered cat in the bushes was still behind them.

Through the woods, there is a village ahead.

A large piece of verdant farmland spreads out, as if it meets the distant sky.

The dense clouds are moving slowly, completely covering the scorching sun overhead.

Yuan Yi pulled his collar. He was wearing the summer school uniform of the High School of Conjuration. Although his arms could be exposed, the material of the school uniform was not cool to wear.

He couldn't help complaining, "Why are the school uniforms of the Conjuration College so anti-human? Summer school uniforms are a little more airy than winter school uniforms."

Xia Youjie explained: "Because of the dangerous nature of the work of a magician, it would be dangerous to wear clothes that are too thin."

Yuan Yi complained: "What a broken school, you have to accept commissions everywhere to complete tasks when you just go to school, where is going to school, the Conjuration College is a black-hearted institution for the school."

If the black is dead, he will become a social animal when he goes to school.

Xia Youjie waved: "Stop complaining, finish the task first."

Yuan Yi said: "What's the name of the special curse spirit to be dealt with this time? God of herpes?"

Xia Youjie: "It's a special-level established disease spell 'Pepetus Po'. The two look similar, but there is a big gap in reality. The Pepsigoshen belongs to a higher level of evil gods, and Pepsipoma came from A monster born in folklore."

Yuan Yi shrugged: "The curse spirit is messed up."

Curses are born from the negative emotions of human beings, and most of the folklore has been passed down from generation to generation, and many curses have been born.

Legends like Herpes Possessed are the existence of spreading diseases, with too many negative emotions gathered on her body, and the level of the curse spirit is also the most dangerous special level.

Xia Youjie said: "According to the window, a large-scale outbreak of herpes recently broke out in Yayuan, and this village is the latest infected place. With the development of modern medicine, the disease of herpes is not like before, but can be treated. But this Herpes broke out once, but there was no chance of treatment, and ordinary people died almost as soon as they got sick."

Yuan Yi's expression was wrong, he pulled Xia Youjie and pointed to the front and said, "Xia Youle, did you see a lot of substitutes in front of you? Did you summon them?"

Out of nowhere, a group of people in white clothes with tombstones on their backs appeared out of nowhere in the empty village.

The sun slanted down, passed through their bodies, and there was no shadow on the ground.

Yuan Yi looked at the shadow under his feet, and then at the empty land under the villagers' feet.

"No no no no shadow."

Yuan Yi shrank behind Xia Youjie, dragging him back and forth, a miserable cry came from under his feet, and Yuan Yi jumped up in fright, and his whole body pawed at Xia Youjie like a kangaroo.

Yuan Yi was stiff and didn't dare to look back, he poked Xia Youjie's waist, his voice visibly trembling: "Xia Youle, see if I trampled a substitute to death."

Xia Youjie didn't see the "substitute" Yuan Yi mentioned. Yuan Yi was very inspired and could see the ghosts of the dead. This is because neither he nor Gojo Satoru had the skills.

It's a pity that the one who has this skill is Yuan Yi who is afraid of ghosts.

Xia Youjie turned his head to look, tore Yuan Yi off his body, and picked up the three-flowered cat that was jumping in pain on the ground.

He gently touched Sanhuamao's head, but he got a disdainful look from Sanhuamao.

The three-flowered cat suddenly jumped up, and directly scratched the face of the person who stepped on him.

Three horizontal lines of claw marks were on Yuan Yi's face, blood gushed out, and Yuan Yi's eyes were covered in red.

The three-flowered cat jumped nimbly, and every time Yuan Yi's wooden knife was about to fall on it, it could be dodged by it.

Yuan Yi struggled and said: "Xia Youle don't stop me, I want to kill this stinky cat who is jealous of my beauty and tries to disfigure me!"

"You still want to kill me with your silver hair and natural curly hair?"

The wooden knife in Yuan Yi's hand fell, and he pointed at the three-flowered cat and collapsed: "The cat monster! It's the cat monster!!!"

Xia Youjie was not as shocked as Yuan Yi, he said helplessly: "I told you when I came here, Yayuan is a special place with a strong spiritual field, and there are many monsters gathered, and it is not uncommon to have cat monsters."

The three-flowered cat jumped and coiled itself on Yuan Yi's soft curly hair.

It lazily shook its short tail behind its buttocks, and asked, "Are you conjurers here to deal with Herpes Pom?"

Yuan Yi kept raising his hand to pat it, the Sanhuamao jumped up to avoid it, and landed on Yuanyi's head again, so Yuanyi didn't hit it once, but was almost "duang" by the Sanhuamao and fell to the ground. Stupid.

"I've never seen a cat fatter than you."

The three-flowered cat's sharp claws showed, and it swayed in front of Yuan Yi with a cold light.

The blood on his face was congealed and stuck firmly on his face, three claw wounds and fast scabs.

What a shame to be threatened by a fat cat!

Yuan Yi's face was grim, and he beat the fat cat hundreds of times in his heart.

[It is detected that you need a cat teasing tool, yes/no to spend 500 yen to buy a cat teasing artifact—a cat teasing stick? ]

Yuan Yi said in his heart: "Hurry up, get me a poison disguised as food that will kill a fat cat if it eats it."

[Detecting that you have excessive cat abuse thoughts, "Martin Morning" will automatically play cat movies for you in a loop. ]

[Cats are cute creatures that need to be treated with care. ]

"Martin Morning" scanned the image of the Sanhua cat, and automatically generated the cat clips of the Sanhua cat to play in Yuanyi's brain in a loop.

"Do you have a cat disease? Why is a piece of data also a cat control?!"

["Martin Morning" according to big data analysis, almost all cats in this world. ]

"It's none of my business to control all the cats?"

Yuan Yi: "..."

Tired, starting today he will be a dog controler!Is it that a dog is not worthy?He must be a maverick dog pie in this world where all cats are controlled!

[You've had enough of a dog, you need a cat to cleanse your soul. ]

"Go away meow."

The conversation between Yuan Yi and "Morning Martin" only took a few seconds.

Under the guidance of Sanhuamao, they came to the cemetery a thousand kilometers away from the village.

Sanhuamao said: "The bodies of people who died of herpes are all buried here. Although it does not meet the regulations, no one cares about it."

The cemetery in front was very strange, most of the tombs had been dug up, Xia Youjie approached to see, and the corpses in the coffin were all gone.

Most of the tombs are covered with heavy headstones.

Yuan Yi refused to step into the cemetery. In his eyes, there were countless "stand-ins" lingering in the cemetery.

The three-flowered cat jumped down, pouted its hind paws and kicked it.

There was an extra cat paw print on Yuan Yi's buttocks, and he was kicked by the three-colored cat, and his face was directly on the ground.

The sharp stone on the ground pierced Yuan Yi's forehead, and the blood gushed out directly.

Yuan Yi drew out the knife: "Smelly cat, wait for me!!"

The three-flowered cat stood where it was, neither dodging nor dodging.

The violent wind blew up around it, and after the wind dissipated, Sanhuamao returned to its own state.

After the three-flowered cat becomes a monster, it is huge in size, with a fox-like head and red cane-shaped markings under its forehead.

With its long tail fluttering in the wind, such a big monster could crush Yuan Yi to death with one kick.

Yuan Yi stopped suddenly, gestured to remind him and the monster, and resolutely confessed.

Xia Youjie grabbed him who was about to run away, and frowned: "Yin Shi, where are you going?"

Yuan Yi shook his body, his whole body folded up strangely.

"I feel like I'm going to get rabies. I'll go to the hospital to get a rabies vaccine. I'll leave all the tasks to you. Remember to share half of the entrustment fee with me." He pointed to the claw marks on his face, "Is this considered a work-related injury? I can go Do you need subsidies from the Conjuration Association?"

Xia Youjie pulled him and forced him to walk into the cemetery.

"Yinshi, it's a demon, it won't get rabies if it scratches you."

Yuan Yi immediately changed his words: "I feel like I have a demon disease."

With an indifferent expression on his face, Xia Youjie restrained him directly and dragged him into the cemetery.

Madara, who turned into a demon, chased them up, rolled the two of them with their tails on their backs, and led them to the place where the herpes was.

Yuan Yi was still performing as an actor. He got a demon disease and tried to get Xia Youjie to let him go.

The thick uncle's voice came, and it was Madara who was speaking: "Your companion is indeed sick, and I don't know how to see the doctor."

"You're right, he's out of his mind."

The author has something to say: What appears here is the super-class curse spirit Boss who was released by Brain Flower in the Battle of Shibuya in the original plot to deal with Mingming

According to the 0-volume Jie Ge released Yuzao, and then synthesized all the other 4461 curse spirits into a whirlpool, it can be inferred that the herpes should be subdued after being occupied by the brain flower

But my setting here is before~

In the jjxx appendix, it is said that it is a herpes woman, not a herpes god. Naohua deliberately called the name of the super-level curse spirit as herpes god in order to mislead Mingming

Brain Flower is a villain with brains and dedication, who has worked diligently for thousands of years. It is rare to see a villain who sacrifices so much and is so serious.

I propose to give Brain Flower the title of the ultimate social animal among the villains!