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With this inexplicable sense of superiority, Emperor Fengdu asked Qingfu reservedly: "So, the common language you speak is reliable at critical moments?"

"?" Qingfu didn't know how Emperor Fengdu could put gold on his face so much. Although it was reliable, he just wanted to emphasize: "It's cheap."

Emperor Fengdu: "..."

Huapi was still in shock and muttered: "How can a parent name a child this..."

Qin Shou looked like an old fried dough stick. Although no one welcomed him, he dragged a bench over to sit on him: "What's the matter, didn't Qin Fu tell you? My three brothers, Fu Lu Shou, name It was taken backwards."

When Qin's mother was pregnant, she didn't expect to have two children in the future. When the old man named him, he considered that their family served in the army more often, and each generation was short-lived, so he finally decided on the word "longevity".

Qin Shou changed his sitting position, hating that the bench was too small to step on his long legs: "Actually, at the beginning, the old man named me 'Huo Jiu' or 'Huo Chang'. Look, Qin Shou sounds better, think about it if there is a narrow old Beijing, who pronounces those two names..."

The job is long, the job is long, and those who don't know think they are doing something pornographic.

Painted skin: "..."

The names of the older generation are really... But Brother Qin, your current temperament fits these names very well! !Why do you still have two faces when commuting to and from get off work? ?

"...Welcome our actor, Xi Liang, as a guest in Haunted House Adventures!" The TV in the fast food restaurant was playing a variety show, and when they heard the familiar name, everyone couldn't help but look up.

Nie Xiaoqian stretched her neck to confirm: "Who is it, Xi Liang? A guest at a haunted house variety show?"

"..." Fa Hai recalled the two times when he helped Xi Liang to watch things, and was bound to death like a koala by the other party, and couldn't help but say, "This is not appropriate..."

There were other customers in the fast food restaurant, and there were some fans of Xi Liang. I had heard that Xi Liang was afraid of ghosts. One of the little girls burst out laughing on the spot: "Brother Xi, are you going to clean the haunted house? Use your own body?"

The little girl made a gesture of dragging people along: "It's good for him to come here. After work is over, the cleaners don't have to clean the floor."

Xi Liang had no choice but to hug him on his lap the whole time, expecting him to drag him out.

Xi Yingdi also said gracefully in front of the camera that after being tempered by the crew of "Ghost Boy", he now has antibodies against ghosts. Xu Xian ruthlessly mocked: "Is it because I can't stand up to the antibodies? I think that from the little devil to An Tianlong , He stood up once when promoting his crew."

Sighing faintly, Xu Xian watched the TV and thought: "Like this kind of competition, you can see that you can't get the first place, why bother to participate, why bother to work hard, anyway, the result is doomed to fail, and those who fail are worthless , not worthy of having rewards..."

Qing Fu: "..."

Forget it, Xiao Xu's life is also suffering.

It has been shown on TV that the guests entered the venue one after another to explore, and the director is also a thief. Xi Liang was obviously the first to enter the venue, so he was not allowed to take the shot.

The fans at the next table were getting impatient, and whispered:

"I can predict the performance of these resident guests, let me see the newcomers, why are they cut off specially! Are actor kings so underappreciated now?"

"Wait a minute, look at that cabinet, why do you keep showing that cabinet every time?"

After waiting for another 10 minutes, the daring and trouble-loving guest felt that the cabinet seemed to be suitable for Tibetans. In the dark, he told the camera how he planned to hide in it to scare the NPC. Plan, the result just opened the door.

Guest: "Ah——"

Xi Liang: "Ah!!!!"

Those who wanted to be scary, and those who didn't want to be scared, were terrified. Xi Liang passed over on the spot. It was really confusing. I couldn't tell if it was an act. He rolled his eyes and opened his mouth. Tilt to the side.

The camera specially gave the guest a close-up, on the male guest's frightened face, there were more words like "Little question mark, do you have many friends" "If you are so timid, don't go on this variety show" " The agreed-upon has been tempered", "The filming will not stop unexpectedly", "Should I call the ambulance, how many ambulance calls are coming" and other speechless and at a loss emotions.

One thought evaluation: "What a long face."

The director was also damaged enough, and he even took pictures of the scene where the crew was in turmoil for a while. The emergency call was almost called, and Xi Liang woke up in pain under the stimulation of the assistant's strangulation. When he woke up, his eyes were still struggling. After closing it for a while, as if unwilling to open it, choked up: "Please, don't eat my face, I rely on my face to eat..."

"..." The assistant was speechless.

After finally waking up, he sat hunched over on the recliner in shock. Everyone persuaded Xi Liang not to continue the challenge. Xi Liang wiped away his tears: "No, I want to promote "Ghost Boy"."

In the later period, he narrowly put the word "dedicated" on his shoulder, and saw Xi Liang stand up with faith on his shoulders, and while taking out his mobile phone, he murmured: "I still have the ultimate weapon, just wait..."

Qin Shou seemed to be watching the confusing behavior of human beings: "What are you looking for, playing the national anthem?"

It is obvious that Xi Liang does not have the feelings and awareness of Brother Qin. Although the video is deliberately coded, but looking at the operation, it seems that he is looking for a photo: "Change to mobile wallpaper...Add it as a screensaver...Hey, I can do it .”

Courage seemed to return to Xi Liang suddenly, he stood up energetically, his legs and feet became quicker, and even pushed away the bewildered assistant and walked in with some impatience.

"?? What?" The little girl on the next table stretched her neck, as if she could poke into the TV screen and see the photo under the mosaic.

It was very shocking. After that, Xi Liang seemed to be a different person. When he met the NPC who scared all the bold guests, Xi Liang just accused him contemptuously of cheating. Wanting to scare guests, Xi Liang watched the show with his cell phone in his arms.

Qing Fu understood: "Probably the statue of Daodetian he donated."

He casually flicked the shrimp on the plate, and was thinking about how to make Emperor Fengdu consciously stop watching TV and continue to be a shrimp peeling machine, when he heard the little girl on the next table suppressed her voice and screamed:

"What's going on!!! Who is this photo and why does Brother Xi save his photo!!"

"Why don't you be afraid if you hold his photo...I want to search for this person!!"

Qing Fu calmly pushed Xiazi towards Emperor Fengdu, only to hear Emperor Fengdu, who had been addicted to TV all this time, suddenly let out a soft snort.

"?" Qing Fu looked up strangely, and saw that the director had removed the mosaic, revealing the photo underneath.

Long hair, purple clothes, mahogany sword.It should have been secretly photographed when An Tianlong was killed. Although the picture is blurry, it will never be mistaken.

Qin Shou's face was capitalized with shock and doubt: "Brother, why are you having an affair with the film king?? What kind of love is it?"

Qing Fu was also shocked. He had firmly speculated that the photo of the golden body of Daode Tianzun was put up just now, and he was thinking of turning around and telling Xi Liang that taking pictures at will is also a disrespect for the statue. He held his photo, and really got courage from it.

Before he could respond, the two cp fans, Nie Xiaoqian and Meng Jiangnv, were already scrambling to clarify:

"Nothing! Our eldest brother is helping him get rid of a ghost! 1V1, definitely 1V1!"

"That's right, even if there is something, it's his unilateral crush!"

Luckily, Fahai laid the cover in time, otherwise the little girl at the next table might have heard the noise, and Emperor Fengdu also said in a daze, "Is this considered a sneak shot? Is it an invasion of privacy?"

Qing Fu recalled that Xi Liang had secretly said that he wanted to give him a surprise, and reciprocated, and he couldn't help saying: "This should be a deliberate attempt to promote, and Xiao Meng also broadcast live broadcasts for "Ghost Boy" twice before. ——You Are you still peeling the shrimp?"

If you don't call him, come by yourself... Qingfu stared at the shrimp plate, and just about to stretch out his hand, the plate was brought to the other party by Emperor Fengdu. He was a little displeased just now, but now he became clear again: "Peel, I will eat as much as you want." How much to peel."

What are the photos? They just suck cats. Unlike dogs, they can feed real cats.The real cat is so cute. When he wants to eat shrimp, he will push the plate with his paws and meow. Can he see it?

"..." Qin Shou also couldn't figure out what this young couple was thinking. It seemed that Emperor Fengdu had exposed the matter, so he didn't want to interrupt too much. His expression changed and his posture changed accordingly. He was in the headquarters earlier. The sternness in Li returned to him: "I have something to say, I came to talk to you, and I still want to ask about hiring someone to crash the car."

Qing Fu: "..." Here it comes, here it comes, old fashioned.

The younger brothers and sisters next to me would rush to answer. As soon as they opened their mouths, they looked at their watches and said impatiently: "What's the point of asking? It takes so long to watch a variety show... Send me back to the institute quickly. It’s almost time for this experiment, and I still want to watch the students do it. What do you want to ask? Why did you bump into Shen Yi before? He was caught by a ghost at that time. Do you like Gu Feng? Ghosts liked it before, but now he still likes it There is an object."

Qing Fu just wanted to nod: "????"

what object!

In the past, Emperor Fengdu would have helped to explain that the two of them were pure future superior-subordinate relationships, but now Emperor Fengdu listened attentively, secretly happy in his heart.

Qing Fu: "I don't... blah blah."

The plump shrimp was delivered to his mouth, Qing Fu subconsciously chose not to waste the food delivered to his mouth.

Qin Shou has already moved on to the next new question, obviously he has already believed in the saying that there is a target: "You have such ability, why didn't you tell your family? Why didn't you tell me?"

Qing Fu: "..."

Why, because it's a lie.

Yi Si: "Why do you have so many questions? You never told him that your army is also responsible for contacting Xuanmen."

Qin Shou: "Then my job requires confidentiality, and he..."

Without waiting for Qin Shou to finish, he said, "There must be a reason for that. Every time I encounter ghosts, they are so dangerous, especially when I hired a murderer. The ghosts directly controlled his body. Fortunately, I finally took it back. .Tell you if you can help? It's just worrying for nothing."

Qing Fu slowly shut up: "..."

Qin Shou paused for a while, and it was obvious that heaven and man were at war, but after thinking about it, the logic seemed to make sense, he wanted to say so what if he told us, but then he thought that Mr. Qin must be the first to ask the third child If he quit this job, the third child of course couldn't agree, so he simply didn't tell his family.

Qing Fu watched helplessly as this lie was perfectly rounded up, forming a closed loop: "..."

Qin Shou thought about it, but he was still a little moved: "At the time when the old man was sick, you must have escaped because you were afraid that the ghost would take the opportunity to hurt the old man. I have wronged you for so long, brother."

Qing Fu: "...No..."

Qin Shou: "Add me on WeChat later, and I'll send you a red envelope."

Qing Fu: "—Okay brother, how many WeChat messages do you have?"

·

According to the original plan of the boss of the Qin family, they had a two-day short vacation after the mission. They wanted to take Qingfu home to meet the old man, but they were called away by Qingfu after they finished giving out the red envelopes after being urged by Qingfu.

Everyone could clearly feel that Qin Shou was in a different state when he received the call, and the military style returned to him. When it was confirmed that he needed to give up his vacation and rush to the new mission immediately, he did not hesitate at all, only a little regretful He said to Qing Fu: "Since I have got rid of that ghost, I should go home and show the old man. He has not been in good health recently, which is probably the root cause of the sudden illness before... I still want to send the professor Go back to the house, see you next time when you have time."

When Qin Shou said the words "have time", his tone was inexplicably melancholy, probably because he regretted that he couldn't accompany his grandfather, but the military order was like a mountain, and after just exchanging greetings, he went out with a thought. At one time, he stood up straight, and no one could match his sloppy state when he first entered the door.

Emperor Fengdu lowered his head and saw the hesitant look on Qingfu's face, he took the shrimp and swipe his finger: "What are you thinking about?"

"..." Qing Fu gave Emperor Fengdu an angry look, and picked up a piece of paper to wipe his hands off pickily, "I'm wondering if I should go back."

However, with Mr. Qin's temper, Qing Fu is really not sure whether he will be locked up after returning home. If he is really locked up, will he leave, or cooperate and be obedient for a while.

Emperor Fengdu has already read it: "Should I prepare some small gifts? When will I go? Pick a good day to bring joy to the old man. Of course, we must avoid rainy days and not be too hot. Then we will..."

Qing Fu put the freshly peeled shrimp on Emperor Fengdu's mouth, looked at him with disgust and wonder: "Why are you so active, why are you talking more and more."

"..." Emperor Fengdu put the shrimp into Tun's mouth without changing his face, and held it for a while.

Is this saltwater shrimp?Alas, it tastes a little sweet.