The Taoist priest made a sand sculpture line in the abuse of the text

Full of happiness, the ghost driver set off humming a song, and while stepping on the accelerator, he reminded decently: "Please do not stick your hands, heads and other parts out of the window for the passengers in the rear."

"?" Xu Xian leaned half of his head out of the window, looking back at the ghost driver in the night, his slightly long temple hair was wetted by the rain into strands, sticking to his cheeks, his expression was much more resentful than the beaming black and white impermanence next to him, " I want you to manage..."

The ghost bus doesn't care whether it stretches out the window or not. Is there something wrong with it? Did you look down on him? If you look down on him, you won the second place, and you can't even win the chance to draw a card?

"..." The ghost driver was stunned by Xu Xian's resentful eyes. He froze for a while before he looked away from the rearview mirror. A trace of self-doubt flashed in his small eyes.

Isn't this a living person?Seeing that there are still shadows.However, this resentment, this style, how could a resentful ghost who died in vain have such resentful eyes.

Could it be that he was so unlucky that he ran into Senior Dead Ghost?I heard that some ghosts with profound knowledge can have shadows under the moonlight or even sunlight.

The ghost driver shook his head: No, ghosts scare ghosts, scare ghosts to death, you can't scare yourself.It's rare to deceive such a large group of living people!

As soon as he stepped on the gas pedal, he saw the lights on both sides of the street flicker, changing from warm yellow to pale white. Finally, he couldn't hide his ghostly mouth, and grinned: "Hmph, hahaha!"

After the ghost driver finished laughing, he climbed up on all fours from the driver's seat to the roof of the car like a reptile, and admired his prey backwards: "When you get on Huangquan Road, don't even think about resurrecting your soul! I want you to know that I am not The living people are ghosts who have been dead for 500 years! I will kill you today, and your souls will be turned into puppets, and you will be my cows for thousands of years in the future—poof!!"

Before he finished his harsh words, Nie Xiaoqian jumped up first, and slammed the ghost driver's head with her thin white hands, almost popping his brain like a balloon.

Nie Xiaoqian continued to scold: "Who are you kidding? You, a 500-year-old ghost can drive??"

The ghost driver didn't expect that a pretty-looking female ghost could be so good at beating. He thought that this female ghost was using her looks to trick living people into taking the bait!After falling off the roof of the car, he hurriedly took a few steps back with his head in his hands, but he still couldn't resist the temptation of the living soul: "You don't care!! I can't learn after death?"

The ghost driver rubbed his crooked face, and bared his mouth again: "Why do you show up? Is it to help these living people, or you don't want to share your soul with me? Since you got into my car today, then You have to obediently hand over your prey!"

He took a deep breath, and was about to shout out "robbery", when someone next to him snatched his lines in a majestic voice: "robbery!!! Hand over the car obediently!"

Si Ji poked Fa Hai excitedly and rushed faster than a ghost. Fa Hai could only quickly jump out of the car seat and rush in front of Si Ji.

With a few cards and Wuchang who took off his regular uniform to fish in troubled waters, he beat the still bewildered ghost driver from head to toe, and then threw it out of the window——During the period, Xu Xian even "mishandled" the trick Hai a few punches.

All this happened so suddenly, the ghost driver's brain hadn't reacted yet, he had already been beaten solidly, and the whole ghost fell into the puddle on the road: "Bah! Bah! Bah!"

Before he had time to spit out the sand in his mouth, the ghost driver stood up and chased wildly: "Stop!! Stop! Give me back my car—"

The car stopped for a moment, and the ghost driver was overjoyed. Just as he was about to catch up, another pile of things was smashed out of the window where he was thrown out: "Please remember to check and take your belongings with you when you get off the car, driver!"

It was all rubbish piled up in the car by the ghost driver. After throwing the things out, Si Ji stretched his head to look at the ghost driver, with an extremely arrogant attitude: "Hmph, hahaha!"

Ghost driver: "?????" You fucking, still imitate me, "Those who rob the way meet those who rob the way! Is there any law?!"

He couldn't catch up, he was in pain all over, so he could only stand where he was, shouting angrily and hatingly to vent his anger.

"?" It's enough if you don't shout, but once you shout, it reminds you of the impermanence of black and white, and the two ghosts took out their outfits, "Gui Deqiang, isn't it, our hell has already been eyeing you, driving without a license with a group of wild ghosts, right? Come with us!"

Ghost driver: "—Gah?"

His ghostly face was full of astonishment: I never expected that Wang Fa was really called here.Why is the underworld agent so active in his office today, and even collude with living people to take the initiative to fish and enforce the law?

Bai Yiwuchang came over to handcuff his hands, while pinching his throat to imitate him: "Give me your hand, be honest, I hope it will bring you a pleasant journey."

Ghost Driver: "..."

…………

This time I went out, I gained a lot. Not only did I get the ghost car, but the ghost driver was also sent to the underworld.

When going down, Baiyi Wuchang knocked on the ghost driver's forehead and said: "'After going to Huangquan Road, don't even think about returning to life'? Did you go on Huangquan Road as soon as you said it? Is your accelerator pedal more clever than our Wuchang? "

There is no serious official document to approve one after another. No ghosts or ghost cars can set foot on Huangquan Road. The road driven by ghost drivers just now is called Yin Road. Generally, they will go on business trips. It will also be used, but it is not the same concept as Huangquan Road.

Si Ji was so excited that he followed the instructions and drove back to Yangdao. After stopping at the entrance of the villa, he held up an umbrella to admire: "This car is so cool, it's a bit British."

What’s more, the red and gold color scheme is very fashionable, which is also the requirement of modern people, and craftsmen are gradually developing new businesses...

Emperor Fengdu was also a little emotional: "A few years ago, I don't remember which section of the high-speed railway was opened to traffic. There was a ghost family member who specially burned paper high-speed railway for him. Later, Judge Cui recruited him to drive it every Spring Festival. The high-speed rail picks up the ghosts to visit relatives for the first seven days."

Si Ji: "..."

Shen Yi moved his wrist, he was the one who threw the ghost out of the window just now, the ghost was quite fat, a little reluctantly: "Just remind me of one thing, Xiao Ji, do you have a driver's license?"

Si Ji proudly said, "I passed the exam earlier, and I still have motorcycle, yacht, and private pilot's licenses..."

Shen Yi: "..."

Shocked and at the same time wanting to complain, I saw that Si Ji hadn't been so active in taking college entrance examinations before. Could it be that Grandma Si said that "it's all fate" and that she was preparing to be a driver one day...

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About the sudden rainstorm on a sunny day that was agreed upon, after returning home, Qing Fu still found an opportunity to hold back Black and White Wuchang who had turned away the ghost driver and asked for a while, but he couldn't explain clearly that the emperor was working hard and had no time to deal with the Dragon King.

Bai Yiwuchang cried loudly: "I thought that after going through a family event, there would be some family affection between my elder brother and me..."

"?" Qing Fu was very surprised, "Since the day you entered the door, you haven't brought a single hair home. You can still eat locusts when they are scattered! You and your colleague have become two ghosts together. The gregarious locusts not only eat food, but also produce poison, and can't squeeze out any surplus value, so there is no family relationship."

Yes, don't you know that the cub who earns the most money in the family has the most love from the big brother?Meng Jiangnv puffed her chest out reservedly, held her mobile phone and said, "Have you issued a typhoon warning? It is said that a typhoon will make landfall from province D ahead of time. We expect rain here in the next few days, and there may be heavy rain."

It doesn't matter if Qingfu stays at home, just let him go, as long as he doesn't go out looking for something to do like tonight.

Xu Xian was very happy. After gaining the skill of Ganoderma lucidum, he has always liked the humid environment. Now he is holding an umbrella to enjoy the rain hitting the plantains in the courtyard. After taking a bath, he knocked on Qingfu's door: "Brother, are you asleep?"

Qing Fu, who had indeed already laid down in a comfortable bed and was half asleep, said, "..."

Is there any mistake, even if it is raining, it still disturbs his sleep.

However, Xu Xian couldn't wait to sneak in, Qing Fu sat up with a sullen face, and said in a bad tone, "What are you doing?"

Xu Xian clasped his hands and said reverently, "Brother, I think today is a good day. Xiao Ji is benevolent, so why don't we draw the cards."

Qing Fu sat on the bed for a while, and said expressionlessly: "Si Ji Qiu Ren De Ren, that's his good life, it's none of your business."

Xu Xian: "...Or, maybe this kind of luck has a certain universality?"

Qing Fu continued to criticize Xu Xian: "How likely do you think it will happen to you? Are you comparing your luck with Si Ji?"

It was unlucky for Si Ji, who hugged the thigh of the elder brother from the outer space, and unlucky for Xu Xian, who welcomed the old Fahai who suppressed his wife.

Xu Xian: "..."

Weeping bitterly, but he still feels that today is a good day: "I, I want to try. I have a hunch that my wife may be born today!"

OK, Qing Fu poked the system.

【Ding!Draw the character card: Painted Skin. 】

[Card details:

Name: Huapi

Race: ghost

Level: first class

Unlock skill: magic brush painting skin (active)]

The twilight of the new card's appearance has gradually lit up in the room, but the expectation on Xu Xian's face has gradually faded in inverse proportion to the light: "..."

Qing Fu stared straight at him, drawing a trace of happiness from his second brother's expression: "What you want, seek benevolence and get benevolence. Painted skin is also good, right? I think you might as well ask her to draw a white lady first."

Can this also serve as a meal replacement?ah?Xu Xian cast his eyes on the fifth younger sister who hadn't yet made her mark, and the silver needle in her hand was already showing a cold glow: "It's hateful, you can't beat the fifth younger sister like you beat Fa Hai, there is no meaning of patriarchy, but if it's a boy, it's great, resist!" beat.

The twilight faded away, revealing a tall, thin and well-proportioned figure, with vermilion lips shining red, black hair lingering, and a beautiful waistline exposed in the semi-sheer gauze clothes, compared to Nie Xiaoqian's fairy (now only a fake one is left) empty shell) and Meng Jiangnv's sadness and refinement (this is completely gone), more charming and enchanting.

Hua Pi raised his head with twinkling eyes, still shy: "You just smoked me, seeing that you are quite rich, and you can live in this house, it's not bad—bring it to you!"