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When the monks of Ananda Temple were loading the ambergris into the car, another car was parked in front of the villa, and Qing Fu was called to have a look: "...Who, online shopping is such a big truck???"

The courier also scratched his head: "It's not the same person who bought it, I still think you are doing some kind of big-ticket brushing business. I was there when it was packed, and it was all conditioner!"

Qing Fu: "..."

what! !

The courier brought down a few boxes, and Qing Fu looked at the names of the senders. They were all those customers who had asked him on WeChat if he could visit him or if he had a puja. He had rejected them all before, and he didn't know who leaked It was rumored that so many hair conditioners were mailed to him now!

Suffocated, Qingfu turned his head and wanted to discuss with the increasingly reliable third sister, whether he could draw a lottery and give it away. He saw Emperor Fengdu standing at the door of the villa, his body still in the door frame, only his head slightly leaning forward, looking like he wanted to It came out, but it looked like it was sealed by the heat outside.

Seeing Qingfu's gaze, Emperor Fengdu said kindly: "Why don't you take it to the underworld and use it as labor protection equipment, here can give you a lot of paper money..."

"..." Keep it for yourself, Qing Fu kicked Emperor Fengdu on the leg.

There was a burst of festive square dance music not far away, and many old men and women came from far and near. They looked at the two trucks lying at the door strangely for a while, and greeted Qingfu familiarly: "Master is at home." Why didn't you come today?"

Fahai came out in a hurry: "When I recited Buddhist scriptures, I was fascinated for a while, and I forgot the time."

The courier next to him was even more curious, why is there a monk in this house, and the monk still lives in a villa, it's too mundane: "Master giving lectures?"

"No..." Fahai didn't even have a certificate, and teaching scriptures to others was regarded as an unlicensed job. He said humbly, "Teach me some boxing skills."

He also developed this business by accident. He just boxed in the community on a daily basis. As a result, the old men and women saw that Fa Hai also had a gray beard, but he was still in good spirits. Said that he wanted to learn Taiji sword and Taijiquan...

Fa Hai led the students away, and he was still reciting scriptures nervously when he went out. He didn't dare to think about what Xu Xian would be like if he made a mistake and failed the exam...

The Qilin also twisted out from Emperor Fengdu's feet. It looked like a different dog from before. It must have been caught one after another, and its mentality was already numb.

It fought against the tengu by the door frame for a while, and finally retracted its fat claws that were about to step out, and lay down inside the door. If you just look at the posture, it looks a bit like a watchdog, but with its fat face, combined with the surrounding environment……

Qing Fu laughed angrily: "You and the one next to you with the same zodiac sign? Are they all heat-sealed?"

"..." The monks who originally wanted to say hello and farewell to Qingfu and Emperor Fengdu stopped abruptly.

What, what to do.The eyes of the monks drifted wildly. Although I have heard about the love between the brothers and watched it through the live broadcast, I did not expect to see the live version...

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Because of Xiaomeng's live broadcast, there are quite a lot of people who know about Si Ji. Everyone has heard that this senior candidate is about to take the college entrance examination, and they offer their blessings one after another. Those customers who have left their names on Qingfu are even more enthusiastic. After sending the conditioner, #小纪高考加油# was sent to the trending searches.

"I'm so pissed off," Si Ji cursed as he stuffed the admission ticket and stationery into a transparent stationery bag, "Who initiated such damage? Even now, people are still asking under my Weibo if it's from "Ghost Boy" Actors, why are there so few fans, why are there no certifications!"

Emperor Fengdu showed a fatherly smile and comforted him: "You still have the heart to say this, it seems that you are not very nervous."

Si Ji looked back calmly: "No, didn't you see my feet shaking?"

Black and white impermanence looked down, really, shaking like sifting chaff, fortunately his face didn't show at all.

They came here specially, snatched two umbrellas from their colleagues, and sent Si Ji to the college entrance examination.

The brothers and sisters in the family were out in force. When standing outside the school and waiting for the exam, Qingfu's group was the most eye-catching. Even if not everyone knew Science Xiaomeng, but who didn't know Fahai's bald monk clothes? Before the door of the examination room was opened, Si Ji heard some students talking next to him:

"I'll go!! Why is there a monk, real or fake? Come to send your child to the college entrance examination?"

"How could a monk have a child... It's not some parent's feudal superstition. He invited the monk to do something outside! Gather everyone's luck and pour it on his child!"

"Where is my political book!!"

Fa Hai was still sharing with Si Ji some of his little tricks of concentrating on his own exams, when he saw a large political book suddenly lit up at him in a certain area, and some even specifically turned to the relevant chapters of Marx: "Defense! Defense! Defend superstition with science!"

Fahai:"…………"

These college students are so lively.

The school security next to him was still watching him very vigilantly. Seeing that he had been grabbing and talking to a candidate, he couldn't help it, and stepped forward: "Well, I don't know if you are true or not, but do you know that it is forbidden now? exist……"

"Amitabha," Fa Hai put his palms together indifferently, "Article 40 of the "Regulations on Religious Affairs" stipulates that preaching in schools and other educational institutions other than religious academies is prohibited. The old monk is just here to send the young friend to the college entrance examination..."

"..." This, this monk quite understands the law, but the security guard is inexplicably a little weaker.

Si Ji's feet trembled crazily, as if he had Parkinson's disease, and he looked at Fa Hai with chattering teeth: "You, you, you, tell me again, how did you meditate when you did your research?"

"My old man recites silently..." Fa Hai stopped, and glanced at the security guard with piercing eyes, "You should just recite Marx silently."

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For college entrance examination candidates, the holiday begins the moment the exam is over, and it is the same for Si Ji. The first time he left the exam room surrounded by his family members, he jumped on Yisi, clutching The professor who came from thousands of miles to guard the collar of the student's college entrance examination: "Download the game for me!!"

"The procedure has been terminated a long time ago." Yisi did not change his face, and after Shen Yi pulled Si Ji away, he straightened his collar, "However, the college entrance examination is just the beginning, you still have to go to college, and college can't be abandoned. Me and I Shen Yi has made a deal, since you are the first student we have taught hand in hand, we will teach you everything, in the future I will be responsible for your learning of programming, and Shen Yi will teach you about Guomao."

Si Ji maintained a koala posture stiffly in the air: "..."

how?My college entrance examination is not over yet?

Shen Yi put Si Ji down: "Your grandma is so old and still works for the gallery. You are 21 years old today, shouldn't you share the work for her? It just so happens that I am going to shift my focus to other areas in the future, in terms of painting output It may be a little less, and all the paintings will be handed over to your gallery in the future. First, I feel relieved, and second, it can increase the popularity of the gallery to some extent. Work hard, I will give you more advice in the future, Future Museum long."

"..." A line of tears ran across Si Ji's young face, "You mean the coffin chief?"

The kind who just came out of the grave of the college entrance examination and was about to enter the coffin again.

Nie Xiaoqian picked her fingernails and said, "Don't forget, originally you got into the house as a personal secretary, and now you should return to your job."

"...But," Si Ji remembered something, wiped away his tears, and showed a glimmer of hope, "I'm going to another city when the university starts! It's very inconvenient to go back and forth."

The Great Emperor Fengdu stood in the reception room of the gate post with the air conditioner on, and smiled at Si Ji Cici: "It's so close to the world, I can't wait for a moment. Your elder brother is busy, and I can pick up and drop off his children every day. It's a matter of little effort."

Si Ji: "..."

Then you take him directly to the client's house! ! !

Qing Fu raised his eyelids and gave Emperor Fengdu a cold look. He stood at the open door of the reception room, and then turned on the air conditioner, but it was not fully blown. At this moment, he lifted his foot and kicked: "What child, don't always want to sneak into this house!"

Meng Jiangnv frantically took pictures beside her, with her hands on the head of Xu Xian who was still squatting on the wooden plinth at the school gate.

Just as they were chatting happily, Qing Fu's cell phone vibrated suddenly, and he took it out to have a look: "Xi Liang?"

Seeing that the progress of probation has been completed, Xi Liang will not be unlucky when the golden body of Daode Tianzun is still under construction, right?

As soon as Qing Fu picked up the phone, Xi Liang's voice came out with a hint of schadenfreude in a hurry: "It's terrible, go check Weibo, someone has exposed what you did before."

"?" Qing Fu still frowned in confusion, before vaguely guessing, "What about the car crash?"

Xi Liang: "That's right, Gu Feng and Shen... have always had a lot of suitors, and now some of them have gathered and threatened to expose you, saying that you are not worthy of being the big brother of the nation."

"..." From the beginning to the end, I never wanted to be the big brother of the country. Being a big brother is to catch ducks on the shelves, Qingfu didn't want to talk to me, so he hung up the phone after a few perfunctory words, just about to say go home quickly, the phone vibrated again.

Who is it, Qingfu saw that it was an unfamiliar number this time, thinking that if it was a new customer introduced by an old customer, Qingfu answered the call with enthusiasm for service.

"—Unfilial children and grandchildren!!!!" An old voice came out of the microphone full of anger, causing the students and parents passing by to look back in surprise.

Nie Xiaoqian was so excited that she almost rushed over and cursed back, but Qing Fu calmly pushed her away.

Although I haven't heard it for more than a year, this voice is still very vivid in the memory of the original owner, Qin Fu. At the beginning, Mr. Qin used this voice comparable to Qin opera, scolded him with tears, and ruthlessly smashed his legs at the same time. interrupt.

But compared to what Qin Fu did at the beginning, this punishment is already considered light.Qing Fu was just thinking, who is it? He leaked his address and then leaked his number. He has changed his phone number. Is Hyundai's information security so bad?

"Yes... Do you still have a conscience?! Taking advantage of your grandpa's sudden and serious illness, you sneaked out to become a monk, and you didn't take my life and death into account at all!!" Mr. Qin was obviously very angry, and his tongue was tied. After a while, he continued, banging on the table and cursing, "Get out of here immediately! I will put you in confinement when you come back!"

Qing Fu: "..."

Your character is too straightforward, after all that has been said, who will go back?If the original owner was here, he would definitely turn left immediately and get a new SIM card.

Fearing that the world would not be chaotic, Emperor Fengdu came over: "Can you bring someone in?"

Mr. Qin: "..."

Mr. Qin: "???"

Mr. Qin almost crawled over along the phone line, and the roar shook the phone to make a sound of electric current: "Who! Who?? You're messing with men and women again!!! Ah! I don't allow it!!! ! Get out of here!!!"