The Taoist priest made a sand sculpture line in the abuse of the text

Emperor Fengdu himself felt naive about what he said, so he couldn't help laughing a few times after he finished speaking.

Qingfu will only allow the state officials to set fires and not allow the common people to light lamps: "I warn you to let go..."

Emperor Fengdu tilted his head in doubt: "Why is it still fragrant?"

Of course it smells good. Kobayashi actively shared his hair conditioner with Qingfu, which is mint and watermelon flavored, sweet and refreshing.

When Xu Xian woke up at this moment, he heard the emperor's hoarse voice saying "it's a bit fragrant" in a daze. He half-opened his eyes and was horrified to see his elder brother leaning on the arms of Emperor Fengdu, taking a closer look at the emperor and playing with it. Big brother's hair.

Xu Xian: "..." His pupils trembled! !

At a time like this, it should be... He slowly closed his eyes again, as if he had never woken up.

But Qing Fu was no longer in the mood to waste time, he unscrewed the loose hand of Emperor Fengdu with one hand, kicked Xu Xian who was pretending to be dead, and said in a terrible tone, "Get up."

Qingfu asked the system gloomily: [Do you think that the card has any wishes other than maxing out the level as soon as possible? 】

System: [...not worthy or not. 】

The system took back all the cards at the fastest speed, and released them again. A few brothers and sisters who were still dreaming well fell in front of Qing Fu in an instant. They couldn't react and looked confused. Only Xu Xian, who heard the whole process, shuddered , slowly lowering his eyes to the ground.

Meng Jiangnv reacted fairly quickly, and hurriedly picked up the equipment: "Should I wake up the monks and priests as well, so it counts as combat power."

Qing Fu strode out: "Look at Xi Liang first."

The live broadcast room is successfully connected, and there are still night owls squatting at this point:

【Come on! !Fan Xi came to report, will our brother play more roles this time? 】

[Anyway, this episode of 'Bravely Entering the Fart' is also for the promotion of "Ghost Boy". The last time it was Sister Xiaolin who played the leading role, this time it's Brother Xi's turn to play the role of the victim! 】

[...? ? ?Bravely venture into the ass? ? ?Are you settled? ? ? 】

【I would like to correct it. Last time it was clearly Shiba Inu who played the leading role, so that kid dragged Shiba Inu off the sofa with all his heart and soul.】

[I think the fans have bad intentions, so expecting it clearly is to see some kind of "artistic" combination between Xi Liang and Cui Zi...]

In private, Meng Jiangnv also felt that it was Xi Liang's bad luck this time, anyway, they were on the task of reforming Xi Liang: "Everyone guessed right, the protagonist this time is—"

On the zenith, the huge bright red halo moved a bit, making a sticky sound. I wonder if seeing someone awake gave it a sense of crisis. In the blink of an eye, it quickly moved towards the tent where Xi Liang was.The barrage was still agitated, and when several people rushed into Xi Liang's tent, Nie Xiaoqian rushed to Xi Liang's bed immediately, threw the quilt violently, and Xi Liang rolled out of bed grumbling.

"Did you see it coming in this direction?" Xu Xian was puzzled, he even grabbed Xi Liang who had woken up in a daze, and fiddled with it, "Isn't it hiding somewhere?"

[Where else can hide this... Tsk tsk, I understand everything]

[Is persecuting Brother Xi happy?So who is the lucky one? 】

From the tent next door, Xiaolin's familiar scream suddenly came: "Ah——"

The ugly monster is so powerful that you can hear the sound of the next door being crushed and Xiao Lin's hysterical screams through the tent. Qing Fu didn't have time to think, he lifted the curtain and saw the squid general who seemed to be reaching the sky The predatory wrist is held high, and it is dotted with a small, Shiba Inu-shaped ball of hair.

Qilin: "Wang—"

Kobayashi: "Someone is stealing dogs again—"

"???" What the hell, even if it was Qingfu, Monk Zhanger couldn't figure it out. He thought that after breaking the illusion, the first person to be attacked was not him or Emperor Fengdu, but Xi Liang at least. Why was it Qilin again? ? ?

The barrage was also discussed one after another:

[What do you mean, implying that Brother Xi and Xiao Lin are not as good as dogs? 】

[I think there is a rigorous scientific logic in it.This ugly monster is most likely because he has taken a fancy to our puppy and wants to pull it to be bred.You see, the sea, with the squid lineage.Empty, there is, dragon blood.It's just a short distance away. 】

[?What match?Also, I don't recognize it as a dragon.Say it's a snake or a squid, both the snake and the squid think you're insulting their bloodlines. 】

[I just want to ask, where can I buy this stand-in dog?It feels so safe...]

[Xiaomeng wb has the same Shiba Inu butt mouse pad that recruits evil unicorns! ! 】

Although there is no artistic combination of Xi Liang and squid, there is an artistic combination of Shiba Inu and squid. Kirin's tears wet the dog's fur, and it barks mournfully. Desire finally overwhelmed timidity, turned his head abruptly, opened his mouth towards the barb hooking his dog's fur, and bit hard: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Neither the Peach Wood Sword nor the Seven Star Big Dipper could harm this monster. Of course the little unicorn's mouth couldn't. Vibration: "Ho ho ha ha ha vomit——"

It was just a feint, but the little unicorn actually blessed the ugly monster and wished it an early son.

Snake squid: "?? Crap! Crap——"

The ten tentacles were instantly entangled uncomfortably because of the strong morning sickness, and the long snake's body twisted into a circle. The Shiba Inu was thrown away immediately and fell into Nie Xiaoqian's arms.

[?Suddenly, what happened]

【Am I delusional? Why did the expression of our little Shiba Inu change?】

[It's numb.jpg What am I? Blue face disaster dog.jpg]

【Destroy, I'm tired.jpg】

The monks and Taoists were woken up by Fa Hai, and it was time to form formations and chant sutras to protect the ordinary people who were still asleep. The leader shouted at Qingfu and Emperor Fengdu: "Quick! Hurry up! Take the opportunity! Kill this monster!...Senior Brother? Qingfu Senior Brother?!"

Qing Fu and Emperor Fengdu, who were expected by everyone, stood stiffly in place, their eyes were loose, like two bodies that had lost their souls.

…………

Qing Fu didn't expect that this ugly thing would score twice, and in the blink of an eye, he was drawn into a new illusion again.

This is a dark and damp cellar. Torches illuminate the utensils on the wall, such as leather whips, shackles, iron bars... and the Emperor Fengdu hanging in a large font on the opposite wall by shackles.

Qing Fu: "..."

Emperor Fengdu didn't seem to feel that the current posture was embarrassing, but looked at him with interest on his face, and after meeting Qingfu's eyes, he blinked: "Are you surprised?"

"……"Absolutely not.Qing Fumu moved his wrist with a face. Obviously, in the eyes of Emperor Fengdu opposite him, he also had such a large-character posture.

A layer of water had accumulated in the cellar up to the ankles. At this time, there was a sound of water sloshing from not far away, as if deliberately trying to create fear. The other party walked very slowly, so slow that Qingfu asked the system to press the wall when he was free. Compare the description of the original text with the instruments of torture on the website.

System: [Huh?It's really exactly the same as the small black room where Xi Liang imprisoned Shen Yi. 】

Qing Fu asked: [How is it outside? 】

System: [It seems that to imprison the host and the emperor's spirit, that ugly thing has distracted a lot of attention, Xiao Nie and the others, together with the monks and priests, still have the strength to resist. 】

Oh, then there is no hurry, there is still time to wait for this ugly monster.Qing Fu raised his eyes, admiring Emperor Fengdu's posture openly and squarely. Anyway, the two of them are right at this moment, and whoever can get more fun from each other's embarrassment will be the winner.

So, when the monster in human form finally entered the door, what he saw were the two captives looking at each other intently: "...Hey, look at me!"

Qing Fu still respected, although his eyes were impatient, he still looked over: "?"

Emperor Fengdu was different, he continued to look at Qingfu, as if he wanted to deeply engrave this scene into his mind, stepping on the bottom line of the monster's anger, he said unsatisfactorily: "Huh?"

Although he made a sound, his eyes did not move at all.

The human-shaped monster was so angry that its face was contorted, and the whip in its hand immediately swung towards the wall next to Emperor Fengdu's ear: "You still dare to lose your mind? Do you know what kind of fate awaits you?"

Feng Du: "How can you still speak Huaxia?"

Qing Fu: "Are you male... male or female?"

There's no need to be polite, anyway, they are going to fight later, and the expressions of both of them are very calm.

"..." After the human figure got so weird, he even began to doubt himself. Did he understand too much? Maybe these two are stupid couples. You see, they were still pulling each other's hair just now. Maybe it's because of their looks and strength. , not really mocking it.

After thinking like this for a while, the humanoid monster finally gained peace of mind, dragged a bench and sat down calmly, and slightly supported his waist when he sat down.

"..." Qing Fu stared straight at its stomach that was beginning to show its belly so quickly.

The face of the humanoid monster twisted for a moment, and after silently saying that they are idiots, he calmly said: "I know you have a lot of questions, so I might as well tell you, I am a Tianlong from the high-dimensional universe—"

System: [Bah, bah, the main system divides the universe into three levels: high, middle, and low. Your δ-level universe is at most the chicken head of the low-dimensional universe, and you can’t even climb the phoenix tail of the middle-dimensional universe. High-dimensional universe! 】

Emperor Fengdu also opened his mouth to correct: "Heavenly Snake."

Acknowledging that it is a snake can't be more.

The tranquility of the humanoid monster was suddenly broken, and the ten tentacles were so angry that they overflowed from under the clothes. After trying to take a deep breath for a while, he threatened: "Don't think I'm really reluctant to do it because I think you look good! Outside There is another option called Xi Liang."

It paused, and continued to boast: "At the beginning, I accidentally found a gap in the universe, and I took the opportunity to come to this world, and I can still vividly remember that scene today. I designed that scene as a tattoo with the beauty of science and technology, and imprinted it on my body." on the sacrifice—"

Emperor Fengdu: "The spider holding the umbrella?"

"..." Qingfu cast a reproachful glance at Emperor Fengdu, who was just explaining his crimes and plans, why did he interrupt him repeatedly, "Let me recite a meditation mantra for you, the old gentleman said: The Dao has no form, and the heaven and the earth are born... ..."

Give a candy with a stick, and the strategy of red and white face is always useful.The human-shaped monster really endured it, and even glanced at Qingfu with soft eyes: "You are so gentle, you will definitely treat our children well in the future."

"..." The eldest brother kept smiling.