The Taoist priest made a sand sculpture line in the abuse of the text

... What fart, public morality, these little Taoist priests and monks are unreliable in their abilities, and their brain circuits are also unreliable!

Qing Fu watched the big squid slithering in the air towards the direction of the crew, and the first thought that flashed in his heart was: Danger, Xi Liang, danger.

How powerful is the power of this plot? He and Emperor Fengdu attacked directly, and that ugly thing went straight to Xi Liang?I didn't find anything alluring about Xi Liang...that lures squids.

Almost without saying a word or looking at each other, Qingfu and Emperor Fengdu rushed to the crew at the same time, and Emperor Fengdu added: "It's a mistake, not only the nature of dragons is lascivious, but also the nature of snakes is quite lascivious."

Qing Fu: "..."

Emperor Fengdu: "However, the mate selection criteria of its parents are also very scientific, and there is absolutely no risk of close relatives."

Qing Fu resisted the urge to roll his eyes: "Can't you be more serious?"

Emperor Fengdu looked innocent: "It's a day to cry, and a day to laugh. Why do you want to deprive me of the right to be happy?"

Qingfu wanted to kick Emperor Fengdu into the ugly ass, to see if he would come out happily.

The rain became heavier and heavier, and after the starlight faded away, the forest returned to its dim appearance.

The crew saw the ugly monster from a distance, and it was a mess early on. Everyone gathered around a few life-saving straws. Fortunately, Qingfu and Emperor Fengdu arrived in time. Refining the dead energy, covered by thousands of spiritual qi and the condensed spikes of dead energy, piercing the ugly monster's giant eyes as big as two floors.

Xi Liang has already silently buried his head into Shen Yi's big chest muscles. In fact, he would rather bury Qi Ji, but in the face of life and death, everyone is equal. The position was seized, and even Fa Hai's beard was buried with the trembling head of the martial arts teacher, which made the old monk speechless.

"puff--"

One second before the mahogany sword hit the target, the ugly monster suddenly turned over dexterously, tilted its wrist, and burst out another fart from the ink bag, and the black mist instantly covered the sky.

"..." Qing Fu frowned in disgust, and just about to endure his nausea and chase after him, a death energy more colorful than the black mist surged around him, covering the crew tightly.

Emperor Fengdu also rarely frowned, waved his sleeves to disperse the few strands of black mist that escaped in: "Don't chase."

The peach wood sword wandered around in the black mist for a few times, but couldn't find the ugly monster that the master wanted to kill, so he had to return it to the master, and was disgusted by Qing Fu: "Hey."

The sword is dirty, it is not clean.

From outside the barrier formed by death energy, the chasing mages penetrated one after another, and those cult members were also snatched in by the police. Meng Jiangnv carried the camera and wiped her blackened face firmly: "That squid—— What about the show's stuntman playing the villain??"

Across the screen, the audience doesn't share the same tension:

[With inspiration, this issue is called 'Crossing the Fart']

[Hey, the one-person blood book live broadcast will permanently ban the images of anti-human villains such as octopuses (such as octopuses) and squids (such as squids). Isn't it good to make them up with ordinary special effects like hanged ghosts and imps?Also save money! 】

【This snake squid is so ugly...it makes me hungry】

【? ? ? ? 】

Qing Fu flicked his sword: "Temporarily withdrawn, but will definitely come back."

Just judging by the way the ugly monster would come to find Xi Liang even if it was stabbed eight times, it would definitely not give up so easily.

"Then what should we do now?" Shen Yi looked at the time, "Otherwise, let's eat first?"

Barrage:

【………】

[...?Teacher Shen, what's wrong with you, why are you a foodie character in this script]

[No, no, listen to me!Teacher Shen must be trying to convey to us a very scientific common sense: people are iron, food is steel, if you don’t eat a meal, you will be hungry]

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Although the monster hid itself, the light rain seemed to remind people that it might still be peeping somewhere.

Shen Yan has set up a big pot, there are beef stew with potatoes, braised sea bass, black fish soup with pickled cabbage, and many specially prepared vegetarian dishes.Once the oil was blanched, the fragrance wafted ten miles away, causing the people who were still worried to be distracted at once, drooling and looking for bowls and queuing consciously.

Xi Liang looked at Shen Yi with fascinated eyes: "Shen...brother, did you bring this all by yourself?"

Shen Yi said calmly: "I brought two days' worth, if you continue the day after tomorrow, then go down the mountain to buy ingredients."

Xi Liang: "..."

Shen Yi gave him a keen look: "Eat as much as you want, don't waste food."

Meng Jiangnv squatted beside her, taking videos while eating, and the people in the barrage convinced themselves one after another:

[Look, it really is a script arrangement.It is to use Teacher Shen's mouth to publicize and educate to cherish food. 】

【Transfer positive energy! 】

[I'm so angry, it's almost enough to transfer hungry energy.I'm squatting on your channel because I want to watch food shows? ? ?Can you be a little bit of a clue in your heart, don't drag the big snake squid over to the pot, the snake part is shaved and braised in brown sauce, and boiled in snake soup. If you like spicy food, you can cut it into ten catties to make salt and pepper snake meat. Cut ten catties to make grilled snake meat with shiitake mushrooms. The weather is rainy, so cut another ten catties to make snake meat hot pot...]

[I will be responsible for the part of the squid, ten tentacles, don't waste them, personally I like spicy food, so two longer ones are used for stir-fried squid flowers, one is used for spicy squid stewed rice cakes, and the remaining short ones You can make sauce-flavored squid, steamed fresh squid, boiled squid...]

[Ah, shut up, don't say it, we won't be able to eat it if we really do it, I'm so mad, I strongly resist Science Xiaomeng's change of position, deliberately poisoning at dinner time]

[Forget it, let's watch our Fa Hai, have you been shut down by Xiao Xu today? 】

【No! 】

Qing Fu was not in the mood to eat, and walked to the side of the group of cult members who were handcuffed together.

The eyes of these people are very abnormal, the pupils are slack, and the white part of the pupils is red, shining brightly in the dark sky.

"Not before." Emperor Fengdu was obviously more interested in Qingfu than the food, and walked over, "Tell me, is it possible that it is better at deception than us?"

Qing Fu had nothing to say, but he thought to himself, it's not impossible, after all, he and Emperor Fengdu couldn't nail that ugly thing together just now.

The night was about to fall, the light rain gradually subsided, but the air in the mountains was very dull.

Qing Fu discussed with the leaders of several parties that he and Emperor Fengdu will come to watch the night tonight, and the rest of them should sleep as much as they can, so that they don't lose energy when they really need to fight or run away.

Shen Yi's mentality is the best among all of them. After cleaning up the pots and pans, and before going to bed, he made a video with Si Ji to check the review progress. I couldn't help but whisper: "I'm going! I'm reviewing again!"

Si Ji slapped the table to fight back: "I'll go! Here to give money again!"

"...Born from the heart, born from all kinds of dharmas, born from the dharma, born from all kinds of minds..." Outside the tent, Fa Hai diligently walked by with his homework, surrounded by many young monks, whom he had seen in the film crew before. The few people in front of me were a little more familiar, so he asked him what he was doing, "Amitabha, I am preparing for the exam, try to pass it once, and come back with a formal certificate."

Monks: "...you don't have it?? The test is not so easy now, and it's not easy to take the test. You can help to run it. Go to the Wuming Temple to accept the test. Unlike the Wuliang Temple, they still have a degree threshold... ...Here, do you have a degree?"

Fahai:"……"

The old monk did not, the old monk was humble.

All the hustle and bustle quieted down as people rested one after another, and even the soldiers who wanted to be on duty outside were driven back to the tent by Qingfu and the cultists looked at each other in blank dismay.

The only light in the camp came from the campfire under the arbor.

Emperor Fengdu fiddled with the fire: "Aren't you cold?"

Qing Fu said coolly: "Whoever took the leeward position as soon as he entered the shed."

Of course he doesn't like the cold, and he doesn't like to turn the air conditioner too low in summer. Although the transformation period is enough to make him not afraid of the cold, he still doesn't like it, especially this kind of wet and cold weather.

Qing Fu stepped on the ground and rubbed the armchair in front of the fire, the warmth spread from his feet to his calves, and even his whole body, so comfortable that his expression relaxed.

I don't know if this is a wrong signal to Emperor Fengdu. Across the crackling bonfire, Emperor Fengdu leaned over with great interest, not caring that the flames had already licked his black robe: "Why do you say, Purple is a warm color?"

"..." Qing Fu just put the cleaned mahogany sword by the fire to roast, when he heard this, he wanted to lift it up and poke a hole in the face of the person opposite, "Tell me, why do you, a ghost, have body temperature?"

The two confronted each other across the fire, both wanting to find out the other's secret, but they stingily concealed their own.

"Crackling."

The sparks in the bonfire jumped for a while, maybe it was the smoke, the face in front of Qing Fu was blurred for a moment, and then the picture flickered.

…………

"Who!" Qing Fu drew his sword and jumped up almost instantly, but looked around vigilantly, but did not see the figure of the expected enemy.

Just like seeing the scene on Ziwei Star last time, Qingfu once again stepped into a memory that does not belong to him, but this time Ziwei Star is much uglier than the last time, the surface is barren, full of potholes, but covered with a layer of mist purple light.

"..." Is it a sudden desire to share the truth?Qing Fu looked around, and saw a few figures standing on a small slope not far away.

Relying on the fact that people in his memory couldn't see him, Qing Fu strode closer with a blank face, trying to identify Emperor Fengdu among the crowd, when he suddenly found a small figure in the middle of the crowd, wearing a purple robe and The purple crown is only thigh high, and the face is like a pile of silver and jade.

Among the four people surrounding him, one is holding a mixed-yuan orb, one is holding a jade wishful thinking, one is holding a Tai Chi fan, and the other is wearing a golden robe and an emperor's crown. It is the Sanqing Tianzun and the Jade Emperor here.