The Taoist priest made a sand sculpture line in the abuse of the text

How did you do it? ?Qingfu was unbelievable. When he put down the phone and changed his clothes to go out, he was still thinking, could it be that he really disturbed the little girl's free love?

Originally, he planned to go alone, but Xiaomeng and the others followed him one after another, expressing that they were very worried about the fourth child... In fact, they just wanted to watch the excitement.

After posting it, the fake siblings were still watching Fahai's Weibo: "Laughing, everyone is asking why Xiao Xu doesn't follow Fahai's Weibo."

The driver in the front row froze for a moment, cast a prying look from the rearview mirror, Qing Fu speechlessly tried to cover his eyes.

After Fahai opened Weibo, Meng Jiangnu and Nie Xiaoqian immediately shut down with him. Only Xu Xian and Fahai paid attention to him unilaterally, but he had a firm heart.

The eyes of the fans are discerning, and they immediately caught the shocking point:

[I just want to ask, is there any conflict in the crew? Why doesn't Xiao Xu pay attention to Fa Hai? 】

[?Obviously this is an easter egg!The actor has a heart, and vividly reflects the relationship between Xu Xian and Fa Hai through Weibo followers]

【Haha, how do you guys know, did Xiao Xu secretly pay attention to Fa Hai?】

[Maybe, this is the account that the actor usually operates, in fact, there are a lot of interactions in the trumpet]

Xu Xian immediately logged on to Weibo to clarify: [I didn't quietly follow, only this account. 】

The comments below are very perfunctory, with self-conscious and kind ridicule: [Understand, understand, dedicated? 】

Xu Xian: "..."

I am so angry, this is the true expression from the heart, why don't you believe it, Xu Xian leaned against the car window, put on the earphones, and listened to "Waiting for a Thousand Years" lonely.

Meng Jiangnu was enjoying herself thinking about the business that could be expanded: "I think that donating a golden body is not limited to Taoist gods. With Fa Hai, we can also make offerings to Buddhist Bodhisattvas! Anyway, we live in the house of the Great Emperor in Fengdu now. He Originally, he was a god who integrated Taoism and Buddhism. In addition, Fahai can copy scriptures without any problems..."

It’s not good to sell hand-copied scriptures directly. You can make friends with believers for free, but that doesn’t mean you can’t make money. You can print Buddhist scriptures on cups, stationery, clothes, etc., and make them into surroundings, just like Nie Xiaoqian’s Lanmei picture .

Meng Jiangnv thought about it, and took a few sneak peeks at Qingfu. If she didn't dare to oppress her elder brother, she actually hoped that Qingfu could copy Taoist scriptures. , the style is steep, and the surrounding area is not bad...

Qing Fu lowered his head to look at WeChat, and didn't notice Meng Jiangnu's covetous eyes. He frowned: "Who told these people that there is a custom in the metaphysics world, and it's better to come and visit after three festivals and two birthdays. It's a mess."

I don't know if it's because the production crew is generally superstitious, and they are quite particular about this aspect. Several people came to ask about Qingfu's birthday.

What a fart to visit, Qingfu felt annoyed thinking about it, so he replied directly: no time.

If you scroll down further, you will be even more irritated. People from several film crews asked why they didn’t see any announcements or videos about the Fahui and the Zhaijiao on WeChat. But now many Taoist temples support online live broadcasting. Can we give them a chance to pray for blessings next time?

Qing Fu: "..."

way?A puja with only one Taoist priest?

And, how can it not be tiring?

Qing Fu bowed his head and replied: No.

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Because of Shen Yi's soft-heartedness, Qing Fu avoided the opening of the game, but unexpectedly, after a roundabout, he still had to come in.

Qingfu pulled his face, and before he entered the door, he heard excited and angry curses from inside: "Damn monk, shameless!! You are actually a pimp at such an age. I said why my husband said every day that he wanted to worship God Worship God, but it looks like it’s almost exhausted, comrade police, you must investigate carefully! Strictly investigate!! This must be an evil transaction chain!"

"...??" Xu Xian took off his earphones inexplicably. Why, he originally thought that the monk was breaking up other people's marriages, but ended up introducing marriages to others? ...Hey, but if you take it easy, you still have to break up the original marriage.

The policeman near the door saw a large group of people coming in, and immediately stood up: "Is... the family member of that fake monk? Qingfu?"

The policeman looked Qingfu up and down, eyes full of suspicion and disapproval, and then looked at Meng Jiangnv and Nie Xiaoqian behind Qingfu: "——You brought your accomplices, very self-conscious, go, let Ms. Liu see Look, is it the one his husband chatted with online!"

Qing Fu: "?????"

What the hell, the more I talked, the more confused I became.

A few people entered the office in a daze, and saw Fa Hai sitting at the table with handcuffs on his wrists. Ms. Liu next to her was so angry that she slapped her chest and burst into tears when she spoke of her sadness.

"Little—" Fahai's eyes lit up when he saw Qingfu and the others enter the door, and just about to stand up, he was pushed back and sat back, with a slightly bitter expression on his face.

"...Can you tell me what's going on?" Qing Fu was puzzled, and sat down under the instructions of the police.

Seeing that these people are quite cooperative, and there are a bunch of people coming, normally speaking, if there is a problem, they usually don't fall into the trap like this. The policeman's tone was a little bit more kind: "Let Ms. Liu take a look first."

That Ms. Liu raised her head wiping her tears, looked at Qingfu and the others: "..."

Confusion, capitalized confusion was written on her face, Ms. Liu muttered: "It seems that it's not the two of them, but maybe, some gods can't have a golden boy and jade goddess to serve or something, maybe they are accomplices."

"?" The policeman immediately said impartially, "I'm not happy to speculate like this. Since you said that these two girls are not your husband's online dating partner, then tell me the complete cause of the incident and let them know. Why? This fake monk was arrested."

Ms. Liu looked very frustrated, probably because she didn't catch the real master, and sat down on the chair next to her: "My husband is a superstitious person, but he's superstitious. He just passed by a Buddhist temple and he's going to worship. After a visit, he passed by the Taoist temple, and he also wanted to burn incense. At first, I thought it was nothing, just to seek psychological comfort, and the family did not have money for burning incense, but half a month ago, I suddenly realized something was wrong. transfers, as well as a record of frequent WeChat videos with an account."

Fa Hai tried to intervene: "That's a demon—"

The policeman slammed the table and said sharply: "How dare you spread feudal superstition in person! Did you see the slogan at our door! Believe in science and break superstition!"

Fahai:"……"

The old monk shrank his head weakly, he could be tough when dealing with monsters, but he would not be able to reciprocate his old fist when dealing with these upright and honest mortals.

Policeman: "Ms. Liu, you continue."

"Oh, oh." Ms. Liu said, "In short, I just thought he was having an affair, so I questioned him, but he said that the money was a donation of incense. I wondered if donations of incense were not so frequent and in such a large amount! That Ordinary monks and Taoist priests ask for incense money every three to five times? According to the records, sometimes they ask for three times a day. The key is that my husband pays them back. Do you think he is worshiping God or having an affair?"

Nie Xiaoqian and the others were so engrossed in listening. As soon as Ms. Liu finished speaking, maybe she didn't really ask for other people's opinions at all, so they all said in unison: "Having an affair!"

Ms. Liu: "..."

The policeman coughed dryly: "Be more upright! Are you listening to gossip here? Your suspicions have not been ruled out yet."

But to be honest, judging by the expressions of Nie Xiaoqian and Meng Jiangnv who wanted to move a bench to Ms. Liu's side, the police felt that they were very real, and they should not be the perpetrators... But the fake monk's matter still cannot be explained!

Ms. Liu also stuttered: "Yes, right. I have a dog at home, and I am usually afraid of accidents when I go out. There is a surveillance camera at home. I secretly put the surveillance camera in our bedroom while my husband was away. I want to see Let's see if we can catch a video of him and that little bitch, I didn't expect to catch him."

She paused for a moment, wanting to see if there were any guilty and flustered expressions on the faces of these people. She saw that Nie Xiaoqian and Meng Jiangnu had already rubbed against her from the entrance of the station at the beginning. Xu Xian's face was wrinkled like an old man on the subway looking at his phone As for Qing Fu, he had already begun to silently urge her to speak faster with a bored look on his face.

Ms. Liu: "... I, I have that video in my hand. I showed it to the police comrades. It captured the face of that bitch quite clearly. To be honest, she looks mediocre..."

"?" The policeman looked up strangely. Just now Ms. Liu was yelling that the little bitch was cheating on her beauty. Why is she looking plain again now? Then she looked at Nie Xiaoqian and Meng Jiangnv who Ms. Liu kept secretly eyeing, " ..."

Recalling the woman in the video I just saw, she is indeed plain-looking.

Qingfu looked at Ms. Liu with dead eyes: "So? What does it have to do with Fa... Master?"

"You still call him a mage?" It was the policeman who answered the conversation. His expression had gradually calmed down, but he immediately became disdainful when he heard the words. According to Article 3 of Chapter 9 of the "National Measures for the Administration of Chinese Buddhist Temples", the temple will identify the person who wants to become a monk after checking his identity and history. Only those who meet the requirements for becoming a monk can be accepted to stay in the monastery, designate a mentor, confer the three refuges and five precepts, and pass the inspection of the Sangha for more than one year, and then formally shave, and issue a certificate according to the prescribed methods and procedures."

Qing Fu: "..."

The policeman dragged his voice out: "By the way, just now this fake monk called you Qingfu. Why, what is your occupation?"

Qing Fu: "I—" I almost said priest, but I have been used to the change of occupation for more than 1000 years, so I changed my name, "Alchemist."

A profession that originated in the Xia Dynasty and developed to its peak in the Qin and Han Dynasties.

Policeman: "..."

Ah, this, it seems that there is no such certificate.However, the policeman said speechlessly: "Don't you think this business is a little too old?"

When is this a vocabulary? It's like when a person introduces his race and says, I am a primate.It's true...but...

Qing Fu: "I don't forget my roots."