The Taoist priest made a sand sculpture line in the abuse of the text

Shen Yi: "..."

Are all your actors so ambitious?

Xiaolin still cried and shouted slogans: "Love your job! Dedicate yourself to your job! Be loyal to your job, love your job, love your job, and treat your job with a respectful and serious attitude!"

Si Ji said with admiration, "Miss Xiaolin is more solid in politics than I am."

Shen Yi was speechless, and decided to pull the little unicorn out from under the sofa first. As soon as he squatted down, he bumped into a cold, black corner: "...Xiao Meng, what are you doing?"

Xiao Meng has already broadcast live, squatting on the sofa, capturing the shivering hairy buttocks of Shiba Inu.

The timing was just right, and the camera fully captured a pair of tiny hands suddenly poking out from under the sofa, grabbing Shen Yi's ankle, and dragging him in.

Regardless of the small size of the hand, the cloth wrapped in cotton seems to be very soft. With Shen Yi's current body shape, it was dragged forward. Fortunately, the seam of the sofa was not too big, so he stepped on it with one foot.It was only then that he realized that the little Qilin buried his head under the sofa, not because he was afraid, but because he was also dragged in. Fortunately, he was saved by Fat Pit.

Meng Jiangnv pondered for a moment, turned the camera around, and pointed at herself: "This is all for the plot. Owners with puppies at home, those who should urge to lose weight should urge to lose weight!"

【...Sitting on the sofa and seeing this scene, I had already put my legs up in an instant, but after hearing what Xiaomeng said, I laughed and put my legs down.You said that this scene was shot, and it was scary. The live broadcast is not good, there is no high-energy reminder ahead】

[Conscience Xiaomeng!It’s true that I almost don’t want me to lose weight, after all, it may not only lose fat, but also life-saving skills #狗头#]

【Ha ha ha ha? ?What's the matter with Xi Liang, isn't it Shen Yi who was dragged?Why did he also fall down, hahahahaha]

【It’s so real for our brother to play himself too】

[? ? ?What nonsense are the fans talking about...]

The bullet screens were all relaxed, only the crew members who were on the scene could not stop crying. Xi Liang was not the one who was most afraid, but Kobayashi who was most afraid, she screamed with tears: "This thing! This thing! Stuff!! Has it been in my room all this time?!"

She didn't even dare to think that she lived alone, and when she fell asleep with the dog Xiangtian in her arms, did this thing stick under the crack of the sofa and keep looking at her? ?

Fa Hai's leg was hugged by Xi Liang, and the female lead and the second male lead rushed over to hold his arms tightly, and almost failed to remove their arms. Their faces were pale and they had to persist in appeasing Xiao Lin: "Benefactor, you If you are really afraid, then recite the name of Guanshiyin Bodhisattva."

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva Universal Gate" records: "If the three thousand great thousand lands are full of yakshas and rakshasas, and if they want to come and annoy people, and hear him call the name of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, all evil spirits will not be able to look at it with evil eyes. How about further harm?"

Praying the name of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is a taboo, ghosts dare not look at him with eyes, let alone harm him.

Kobayashi: "Whoa, okay, but master, don't engage in gender discrimination, why don't you push away Xi Liang and Qi Ji and only push me away."

The joys and sorrows of people are not connected. Across the screen, the bullet screens are not only carefree, but also almost laughing to death:

[Xiao Lin, can you see what you are doing when you say this?Your arms are wrapped around the master's neck. Although I can understand that this is to gain more sense of security, the mage must also want to absorb more oxygen...]

【Hee hee, brother, aren't you angry? There is an old monk next to him who is grabbing a job】

[Of course not, we have such a positive channel like Science Xiaomeng, the way of thinking must be right!The confrontation between Buddhism and Taoism is the situation in the old society. Now it is advocating friendly and harmonious coexistence between people from different religious sects. Of course, this should also be reflected in the video. 】

"..." Xiaomeng's audience matured quite quickly, and Xiaomeng didn't need to make up excuses himself. Qingfu turned back to the monks and Taoist priests and said that the crew was too many and scattered, and everyone guarded the door separately. So as not to be taken advantage of by the kid.

It was just this time, the little ghost hiding under the sofa finally couldn't hold back, and came out all at once: "Let's go, let's go, my dog."

The doll used a two-finger-wide hand to smash Shen Yi's arm that was half hugging the little unicorn. It didn't look like much strength, but the naked eye could see that Shen Yi's exposed hand was slapped by the doll, and it immediately turned red, that is, bruised. It takes a few minutes or longer to reverse.

The face of the rag doll used to look quite upright, probably because of the long journey, it was covered with plaster, the eyeball made of buttons was crooked, half stuck on the face, and the mouth sewn with red thread Zhang, revealing the cotton inside, turned out to be a deep rust color, and began to bleed outwards.

The rag doll grinned, and the blood dripped onto Shen Yi's clothes. While knocking on Shen Yi, she said, "Dog, mine!"

Meng Jiangnu: "Seeing such a scene, do you feel very familiar? It seems that you have seen the bear children that you will inevitably encounter in daily life."

Ragdoll:"……"

The doll's bloody mouth was closed. After a pause, the doll's head turned 180 degrees in vain, and its eyes glared at Meng Jiangnv, "Mine! Mine!"

Meng Jiangnv: "This child is slightly inferior to a bear child, and his vocabulary is not very rich. Nowadays, many kindergartens require a vocabulary of more than 1000, and some even require English."

Ragdoll:"…………"

It's so angry, why is this person so hurt, the doll's mouth is crooked, and dark red blood flows out from the corner of the mouth.

The barrage will answer:

[Looks like IQ is not very good, still drooling]

[I'm so anxious, I want to go up and put a bib on him]

【Why?Is it easy for cleaning to work hard?Why destroy the fruits of other people's labor?I hope the up master can give him love education]

Meng Jiangnv dodged nimbly and dodged the doll's iron fist. Xu Xian cooperated tacitly and came up a few steps behind Meng Jiangnv, stabbing the doll's head hard with the silver needle in his hand.

"Woooo..."

It wasn't a kid who was crying, but Xiao Nie. She originally wanted to participate in the family's group activities, but Qing Fu held onto her skirt tightly and was forced to watch.

Woohoo, I regret it, why I was so eager to upgrade, and now I am deprived of the right to play... Nie Xiaoqian burst into tears.

The doll is small in stature and extremely flexible in its movements. Xu Xian's silver needle failed to pierce it, fueling the doll's arrogance. Countless sneaky creatures are waiting to sneak into the house at any time.

The rag doll laughed with his mouth open, thick blood dripping on the floor.

Nie Xiaoqian: "Please just hit me, don't drool."

It's disgusting.

Ragdoll:"…………"

It was so angry that it turned around, and wanted to call some nearby ghosts to help, but Fahai took three human-shaped pendants and moved to the window sill. After chanting the Shurangama Mantra, a golden light slowly reflected on the window sill. The swastika pattern not only blocked the doll's escape route, but also gradually grew larger, pressing towards it like an invisible mountain.

The rag doll immediately screamed: "Bad guy! Bad guy! Bad bald man! Come and kill me with the liar!"

ah?This brat can still talk all over the place, Meng Jiangnv immediately spoke up professionally, digging deeper: "What liar?"

The doll let out a sobbing sound, this time blood dripping from the button: "They, they!"

The doll raised its hand and pointed at Qi Ji and Xiao Lin: "They said it first, they will be my father and godmother in the future, and Qi Ji also said that they will make many, many clothes for me!"

Everyone's eyes immediately turned to these two people.

Both Qi Ji and Xiao Lin were stiff, but this time it was not because of fear, but because they were suddenly publicly punished for their childish words and deeds. Xiao Lin stiffened his neck and said, "Well, can that be taken seriously? Why don't you find your own father first!"

Qi Ji: "???" Sensing everyone's strange gazes, Qi Ji stopped staring at Xiao Lin in shock, and quickly explained, "This, isn't this similar to raising kittens and puppies, I'm right These animals are allergic to hair, so there are many BJD dolls at home, and I usually call myself daddy like this..."

The rag doll said: "Wuuuu, they all said it first!"

Xi Liang looked at Qi Ji full of condemnation: "Look, that's why I said we should get rid of vulgar interests, don't look at everyone wanting to be a father..."

Rag doll: "And this Xi Liang, originally I was summoned by the peach blossom talisman, and he didn't seem very courageous, so I'm sure I won't be able to play together in the future. I also specially prepared sacrifices and ceremonies to pray for him. Help him find Zheng Taohua as soon as possible..."

Xi Liang: "..."

Ragdoll: "He also prays every night, saying that he hopes to find a kind and beautiful partner soon. I even sneaked into his mobile phone to help him find it. The best comment in the circle of friends is this "Shen Cuisine" '..."

Shen Yi: "?!"

Eat melon and suddenly eat yourself!

Ragdoll: "Originally I planned to match them, but now, this body shape seems to be a bit reversed from my original imagination. It feels weird and I don't like it."

Nie Xiaoqian: "..."

Isn't it reverse cp!This kid is quite open-minded.

Xi Liang shed tears for the rest of his life after the catastrophe. Look at Shen Yi's current physique... Perhaps, he once thought about it a little bit as Xiao, but now, he just wants to say that he is not worthy...

The doll cried and said, "I didn't do anything bad. It was they who made the promise first, and I wanted to take them down and stay with me forever..."

"That's not right..." A crew member who came along with him boldly said, "Then why do you still harm the teacher of the photography team, and entrusted a dream to many people in the team, saying that you want to stay together!"

The doll rolled its eyeballs and said shyly, "No, my father will make clothes for me, my mother will play with me, and there are people who do other jobs!"