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"..." Qingfu looked at Science Xiaomeng gloomily, she is really the elder brother's good sister, who actually regards the elder brother as his gold-absorbing prop.

Emperor Fengdu also half sat up, not sure if he really wanted to intercede, or if he deliberately gave way to facilitate Qingfu's mobilization, and said in a persuasive tone: "Just hit it casually, and don't hit too hard."

Meng Jiangnu: "????" But my elder brother hasn't hit me yet, what are you? ?

Seeing Qing Fuzhen standing up, Meng Jiangnv jumped up like a rabbit in a panic and wanted to run, but Qing Fu grabbed her, screamed and waved her limbs, and accidentally dropped her phone.

Qingfu held Meng Jiangnv with one hand, and reached for the phone with the other—my sister can call, but valuables cannot be dropped. When I stood up, I accidentally saw the bullet screen:

[Hahahahahaha Xiaomeng! ! 】

[Followed, I want to know if the up master will be alive and come back to broadcast live tomorrow]

[Sisters, this is the candy that Xiaomeng bought back with his life, everyone put your head down and eat it hard! 】

【Hey, why don't you guys feel it? It's not good to hit your sister, is it? 】

[Hey, how could it be possible to really fight.Furthermore, did you not discover?The one who was lying on the elder brother’s lap just now raised his hand to touch the elder brother’s waist. Xiao Meng accidentally pushed the door, disturbing the elder brother’s love affairs. It’s a small matter, but the candy that we poured into the mouth is a big problem. The elder brother educates Xiao Meng well. , you must be steady in the future]

[Oh oh, brother looked at the camera, brother——]

【Big Brother——】

Qing Fu: "..."

Suddenly there are many younger siblings, Qing Fu squinted his eyes for a while, then turned around: "You just wanted to touch my waist?"

"Hiss..." Emperor Fengdu seemed to have fainted again suddenly, he covered his head and frowned and slowly lay down on the bed.

·

Now that it was confirmed that Emperor Fengdu's sudden weakness was faking, Qing Fu would naturally not stay any longer, ordered Xiao Nie to go to the kitchen to search for the watermelon, and Qing Fu took the whole family back to the villa.

Back in the master bedroom, after washing up carefully, Qing Fu wanted to change into lavender pajamas and go to bed, when his fingertips just ran across the silky fabric, he paused suddenly.

In an instant, fragments that he had never cared about in the past suddenly appeared: for example, Emperor Fengdu always looked at him every time he looked at him and then smiled strangely; As for the closet, last time he followed him to his bedroom and looked at the closet with a subtle expression.

In ancient China, people first divided colors into positive colors and secondary colors. There were only five positive colors: blue, red, yellow, white, and black. dyed color.

Purple was originally just a cheap color, but because of people’s admiration for the Polaris, that is, Ziwei Star, they gradually respected purple, and believed that purple was the color of saints and emperors. , is the dwelling place of God. The king builds a palace, and builds it like an elephant.”

Emperor Ziwei lives in the Ziwei Palace on Ziwei Star, and the emperor of the world calls himself the "Son of Heaven". The name of the palace, the most famous is probably the Forbidden City, the imperial palace of the Ming and Qing dynasties.

After one glance, and then another glance at his pajamas, Qingfu suddenly couldn't wear it anymore...

…………

Probably because he mentioned the past with the system, Qingfu dreamed again that night when he had just entered the Tao.

That year, the grass grew and the warblers flew, and it was a rare harvest year.After Qingfu went to pay respects to the deceased, he wanted to retreat when he returned to the teacher's door, so he pried open the window for his brothers and dragged him out of the room.

"Junior Brother, Junior Brother, I just came back from playing with Uncle Cihang, and I stole his Jade Cleansing Bottle in exchange for chatter—"

"...Sanqing's superior, when the master uncle found out and came to the door, we can't protect you!"

"That's all my fault, my junior brother. I stole the jade bottle to keep his hair healthy!"

"It's not good, it's not good, someone is coming from Luojia Mountain! Uncle Cihang is calling!"

Qingfu got involved in trouble because he was confused, and it was not until late at night that the Bodhisattva finally received his supernatural powers. He and a few senior brothers were dragged into the study by the master with bruised noses and swollen faces to kneel and reflect on themselves.

Full of resentment, Qing Fu sneaked out of the study while his senior brothers were staggering on the ground and sleeping soundly. Just as he was about to go back to the house, he heard the conversation between Bodhisattva and Master:

"...Young apprentice is naughty, my junior brother laughed at me."

"I figured that your apprentice stole the jade bottle for no selfishness, and it's rare to have such a teacher's friendship. But I came a little faster, so I don't know if your apprentice has time to make his senior brother happy?"

"Hmm... Junior brother, you said the gentleman's house."

His master pondered for a while, and then said carefully: "As long as he can get a little bit of laughter and scolding from normal people, it is very rare. No wonder these disciples love to make trouble for him. Every time he comes back from the mourning, his expression is always Makes me want to grab him."

The moon is slanting westward, and the shadows of the trees are fading.

Qing Fu hid in a corner by the wall, still a little dazed, his arm was grabbed by someone, and he turned his head to face his senior brother with a cheeky smile: "Senior Brother Junfang, it's not good, all the senior brothers are kneeling for punishment, you secretly slip out..."

Unknowingly, the dream changed the scene, the thatched hut became a modern home, and the big cake face of the younger brother became the pale and handsome face of the emperor.

The emperor held his wrist with a lighter force than his junior brother, as if he was measuring the size, or as if he was probing, and then leaned over slightly, with a hoarse voice: "I found out that you have a bad habit. No matter how you sit, you have to sit anywhere." You're upright, aren't you tired?"

...Fortunately, I got used to it.

As in memory, Qingfu was pulled to a crooked position, and the place where he fell suddenly changed from the dark robe to a piece of purple, a piece of deep and shallow, the most familiar and most reassuring purple.

He slept deeply in that patch of purple, and felt a little uneasy.

…………

Anyone who often dreams knows that being woken up in the middle of a dream is the most uncomfortable thing. Qingfu didn't sleep well, and when he heard a movement from the end of the bed, he woke up suddenly, sat up with low air pressure, and looked at the foot of the bed with a gloomy look .

Xu Xian was taken aback by Qing Fu's face, squatted there for a while, scratching at the edge of the bed to defend himself: "It's dawn, I thought you're already up, brother."

"What are you doing, is the next door feeling dizzy again?" Qingfu didn't feel sleepy anymore, so he simply got up, opened the closet naturally and wanted to change clothes, but when he saw the purple inside, he immediately thought of Emperor Ziwei, and stood there staring blankly. After a while, I still felt that I couldn't give up eating because of choking, so I picked one and replaced it.

Xu Xian stared at the ceiling and said, "That's not true, I just wanted to ask, our youngest has also become a weapon, shouldn't it be time to draw cards?"

His wife!When will it come.

Xu Xian specially brought the little unicorn, and the Shiba Inu still had a look of "Huh? I'm not awake".

Xu Xian said solemnly: "Before I came, I had paid homage to God Beast seriously. I offered melons and fruit incense candles for God Beast, and also took care of Master God Beast. Lord God Beast will definitely bless us."

Qing Fu sat down by the bed, and said in a non-essential way: "Then smoke it, but the system also said that Qilin can't affect Kachi."

The system yawned and went to work: 【Come on...】

【Ding!The skill card that was drawn: Dutiful Son Lying on Ice]

[Card details:

Wang Xiang is a filial child. Although his stepmother didn’t treat him well and repeatedly told him right and wrong and asked him to clean the cowshed, when his stepmother was sick and wanted to eat carp, Wang Xiang still took off his clothes and used his body temperature to melt the glacier and catch fish for him. The stepmother eats. 】

Qing Fu: "...?"

So there are skill cards?But what is the use of this skill card?

"..." Xu Xian slowly put down the unicorn that he was holding respectfully in his hand, but he still did not give up and said, "There is one more chance, didn't you save it twice?"

Qing Fu felt that Xu Xian should calm down a little. After all, with such a big card pool, how likely is it to draw his wife.

system:

【Ding!Drawn character card: Fahai. 】

[Card details:

Name: Fahai

Race: human

Level: first class

Unlock skill: Leifeng Pagoda (Active)]

Qing Fu: "..."

System: [……… Hey. 】

No, no, the system suddenly remembered that because of the previous experience of drawing cards, I was lazy and uniformly set the cards so that they would immediately appear as soon as they were drawn.

A gleam of light flashed in the center of the room, and an old monk in gray robes appeared from the light, with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, white beard reaching his waist, just about to say auspicious words, Xu Xian: "...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Accompanied by the shouts, Xu Xian rushed over as if Nie Xiaoqian was possessed, smashing the monk's eyes with one hand, and pulling the monk's beard with the other. It was Xu Xian's last bit of reason not to stretch out the silver needle.

That's right, with such a big card pool, what are the chances of drawing his wife, and what are the chances of drawing Fa Hai? ?

Fahai:"?!"

Although the monk is old, he is not low in skills. He covered his beard and jumped back sharply, looked at Xu Xian vigilantly and said in a deep voice: "Mr. As I said, transvestites have different ways—"

Before he could finish speaking, he was punched again in the eye, and Fahai said angrily, "Sigh! That snake demon has confused you so far!!——You are still fat. Could it be that you ate it to save Bai Suzhen? Evil poison!"

Poison your sister, Xu Xian slammed his bald head, he just has no restraint recently, he ate a little too much of Si Ji's food!

The bedroom suddenly became chaotic, and Qing Fu had no choice but to step forward and push the two of them away: "Why bother?" He said to Xu Xian who was still kicking his legs and fists, "Isn't this the fourth child you wanted so hard? We There are three chapters in the covenant, and it is forbidden to beat monks... and it is also forbidden to put monks to death!"

Xu Xian kicked his legs.

The Shiba Inu tried to slip away from the door with its tail between its legs, because it misunderstood its current body shape, its fat butt got stuck in the door, and it slammed left and right, and opened the door at once, revealing that it was lying outside the door holding a mobile phone, Meng Jiangnu with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

Qing Fu: "..."

"...that." Meng Jiangnu slowly put down her hand and hid the phone behind her back.

A trace of exhaustion can't help but arise from the bottom of Qingfu's heart. The second child suddenly rebelled in middle age and fell in love with domestic violence. The third child refuses to change after repeated admonitions and uses the eldest brother as a tool to attract money. Being a good eldest brother is really difficult.