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At the beginning of thinking, a group of people and ghosts staggered out of the villa carrying lightning rods, and happened to meet the old man who lived next door and went out for a walk after dinner.

"..." The old man stared dumbfounded at their disheveled and embarrassed appearances, and began to dig into his pockets with a vigilant expression, "What happened to you, you are disheveled, what's the noise in the room?" , so big."

Si Ji was dizzy and had to insist on public relations: "Master, I'm just doing renovations. I need to tear down the walls and remove the water pipes. Take a look at the lightning rod we're carrying here, and I'm going to install it now."

The old man looked at them suspiciously, probably wondering in his heart, how much is the lightning rod, and is it worth stealing... Finally, he said wittily: "Well, I haven't seen how to install a lightning rod, just take a look, if it is installed well, Next time, I will also ask you to decorate my home."

Qingfu in the house was unaware of the battle of wits and courage outside the house, and the demons who were seduced and refrained from coming out took the opportunity to dance again, and the spirit energy in the golden core became more and more swollen, as if something couldn't hold back and knocked inside.

The sound of thunder resounded in the sky a few times, Qing Fu's eyes flashed, as if countless golden flowers passed by, the scene in front of him changed.

The winding path leads to seclusion, misty terraces and pavilions, Qingfu sits cross-legged on the futon, looking down at the familiar purple fur cloak.

"...Master, why can't I form a golden core for a long time?"

Qing Fu's mouth opened and closed uncontrollably, making a younger voice than now: "Could it be that I can only build foundations in this life?"

On the railing of the pavilion, Guiguzi sat casually: "You have asked me this question for more than a thousand years. Don't let your senior brother hear it. What's wrong with not being able to form a golden pill? You can also be as good as your senior brother when you build a foundation and cultivate yourself." It's evenly matched, and they haven't aged over the years."

Guiguzi paused, then suddenly asked: "If so, the sky won't let you become a fairy?"

"I don't see, I don't hear, I don't know. The gods are not born, and they are with the Tao. I share the same energy with the heaven and the earth, and I will govern myself, and I will keep my roots." Qing Fu opened his mouth and came, "My fate is mine, not the sky."

"The test is not about you memorizing the scriptures..." Guiguzi tapped the book in his hand, with a helpless expression on his face, "Enlighten it on your own."

Enlightenment?What?

God won't let me become a fairy?

Ordinary people also have the courage to say that man will conquer the sky. He was originally a Taoist, and what he wanted was to live with the sky. He has been in the Tao for more than a thousand years. With his foundation-building body and flesh and mortal body, he survived the Qin and Han Dynasties, survived During the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, they survived the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, and survived more golden elixir calamities than the combined total of the whole family.

The heart demon thought that he would be a grasshopper locked in a glass jar, and if he hit the glass cover a few times, he would not dare to try again. How did he know that he was a swan confined in a cage, and he wanted to break through this sky long ago!

"Crack..."

Jin Dan was forced to open it impatiently, and a small person with a big head and short legs grew out of it.

Qing Fu took a deep breath, and at the same time that the villain held the golden light in his hand to pierce the demon, he also opened his eyes: Nascent Soul Stage, Cheng...?

Qing Fu stared blankly at Emperor Fengdu with his hands open: "What are you doing?"

Emperor Fengdu's eyes were innocent, as if what he was holding in his palm was not a purple electric flower, but a bouquet for celebration: "I see that you have survived several tribulations and the thunder did not fall, and I must be disappointed in my heart, so I want to fill in the gaps for you."

While speaking, Emperor Fengdu looked down at the palm of his hand, a thoughtful look flashed across his eyebrows, and then he showed some doubts.

Qing Fu: "?" You are still confused, "Go and enjoy yourself."

Qing Fu held it with his backhand, his spirit condensed in his palm, and forced the protruding electric spark back. The purple electric ball was immediately crushed and split into fine branches, which seemed to wrap around the arm of Emperor Fengdu, but he was driven back. The one snuffed out with a snort.

Without the barrier of electric sparks, Emperor Fengdu's hand and Qingfu's hand were held together: "So enthusiastic, do you change your mind? I have prepared documents here, and I can sign them at any time."

Unprepared, Qing Fu was caught by Emperor Fengdu and beat him up.

...It's so warm, it doesn't feel like a ghost emperor.Perhaps it was the mountains of swords and seas of hell that scorched Emperor Fengdu's body temperature.

"Brother, are you okay! We watched the thunder outside for a long time, and now the wind is gone..." Si Ji came in bluffing, and shut his mouth dumbfounded.

...What are you doing here?Shake hands to celebrate?

Qing Fu shook off Emperor Fengdu's hand with a cold face: "I'm not interested, I'm not from the same road."

He wants to go up, who wants to go down.

Si Ji scratched his head to test: "Did it... succeed or not? We installed the lightning rods, and even took an extra order from the old man's house next door..."

"..." True, Qing Fu was about to speak, when the system clicked inappropriately.

[Please host to draw the card as soon as possible. 】

Qing Fu also wanted to hurry up, but he glanced at Emperor Fengdu who was standing there as comfortable as in his own home, caring for mentally handicapped children: 【In front of Emperor Fengdu? 】

The system is silent.

Qing Fu has doubts: 【According to the plot, Shen Yi, the main character, shouldn't be thinking about it at Muyu Bodhidharma? 】

At this moment, the plot of the ghost ghost is over, and there is no one to be seen.

[It's because the host is too fast, ] the system said, [It may also be the butterfly effect. 】

Yeah?Qingfu still wanted to confirm again, Yisi took off his dirty gloves and walked over: "Congratulations! There will be a happy event as soon as I come back. I think the thunder is powerful, and it didn't come down. It seems that in literary novels The description is not exactly the same. By the way, I have already prepared the statue of Emperor Fengdu, when can I invite God?"

"..." Qing Fu was not very willing, Emperor Fengdu had just brushed his tiger beard, but he looked at the dusty shirt, "I'll go to the bedroom and get a pen and paper."

Emperor Fengdu strolled behind him: "We still need pens and paper...can I enter?"

Qing Fu turned his head and saw a man who didn't even knock when entering someone's house... The male ghost stood at the door as if he was following the rules, asking for his opinion in a dignified manner.

"What's the difference between your position and coming in?" Qing Fu had a hard time understanding Emperor Fengdu's thoughts, just like now, he couldn't understand the reason why the other party wanted to enter his bedroom.

Emperor Fengdu took it as acquiescing, entered the door and looked around the bedroom, watched Qingfu pick up the pen and paper, and opened the closet.

——It’s really a row of deep and shallow purples.The corners of Emperor Fengdu's mouth were raised as if he was amused, but also as if he was happy, and the curiosity that had lasted until now was finally satisfied.

"?" Qingfu was about to change his clothes before he noticed that someone was still standing there like a wooden pole, his eyes were still...weird, "You also need to look at the clothes?"

Looking at Emperor Fengdu's expression for a moment, it seemed that he was about to say "Is that okay", but Si Ji came over.It was around this time that Emperor Fengdu acted more approachable. When Si Ji saw that Qingfu was about to change, he boldly grabbed Emperor Fengdu's sleeve, pulled him out, and led him to the door.

The voice of the conversation can still come in through the thin door panel, Si Jihan smiled: "Hey, I have a question I wanted to ask you a long time ago, and I read it from the book, so don't take it for granted that I made a mistake, there is a saying that you are in the After Buddhism entered China from the east, the Buddhist and Taoist gods were born slowly. There is also a saying that you are the incarnation of Emperor Ziwei Taihuang at the North Pole of Zhongtian. Under the order of the Jade Emperor, observe the ghosts and gods of the three realms, which one is real and which is the real one? Fake?"

Sure enough, Emperor Fengdu was not angry: "Guess?"

Si Ji: "..."

With this tone, Qing Fu wanted to hit someone when he heard it.

In himself, he is a person with a great sense of ritual, but at this time he doesn't really want to burn incense, and he doesn't know what Emperor Fengdu will look like when he sees him specially incensed for the sacrifice.

Qing Fu drew up a pen to ask for the divine mantra, pushed the door open, and put it in front of the statue placed on the altar with full of anticipation: "Please."

"..." Emperor Fengdu turned around and raised his eyebrows slightly, "Your way of inviting God is a bit unique, so at least say a few more words of greeting."

Please also...Qing Fu maintained a calm smile with a yellow bean face: "I saw you coming into my house and my bedroom, you were quite active, and you didn't say that you need me to ask you..."

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Qingfu has a bad temper, and he knows it well.Facing people he knows well, he doesn't control his temper very much. Brothers would often jokingly say that Qing Fu is a bit like a wild cat, baring its teeth and claws and snarling. If the person opposite is really frightened and fights back, the wild cat The paw beckoned fiercely and came up with a fatal blow. If you don’t take this prank seriously, you will come back the next day and continue to play with the cat with toys and dried fish. Maybe within half a month, you will find that the cat is still fierce. But the scratched claws are all stored in the flesh pads, which is quite attractive when patted.

Emperor Fengdu was obviously the latter, he had a casual fight with Qingfu, and finally agreed to his protection, but Qingfu was a little bit sorry, thinking that even the Stove Lord had a serious ceremony of inviting gods, but Emperor Fengdu did not, so it was somewhat inappropriate , After the Great Emperor Fengdu left, he made up the feast again.

Yisi still attaches great importance to inviting gods, so he specially picked out a golden statue and returned.

This statue also uses the ancient method of gilding, which needs to be dipped in mercury with a copper rod to make a "gold stick", then dissolves the gold with mercury, pours it into cold water to form a thick shape, smears the surface of the bronze statue with a gold stick, and then uses Burning red charcoal in a wire cage evaporates the mercury, and finally uses agate and jade to make a press to flatten the gold plating.

The craftsmanship of the old craftsman was excellent, showing the majesty of Emperor Fengdu, but after the invitation to the gods was over, Qing Fu raised his head and clearly saw that the corner of the statue's mouth was not very majestic, but turned up annoyed.

Qing Fu almost drew his sword again to smash the statue, but fortunately, the system reminded: [Hey, why are you fighting against outsiders, first develop our big family, shouldn't it be time to draw a card. 】

Xu Xian jumped up from the futon next to him, startling Si Ji: "Yes..."

Remembering that there was someone beside him, Xu Xian could only look at Qing Fu with longing and pleading eyes.

The system sighed: [I hope this one can draw the white lady...] He doesn't really want to listen to it for another thousand years.

Let Yisi put the statue back in the room temporarily, and sneak Si Jiti back to make up lessons by the way, Qingfu waited for the blind box to open with anticipation for the new children.

【Ding!Drawn character card: Meng Jiangnu. 】

[Card details:

Name: Meng Jiangnu

Race: human

Level: first class

Unlock Skill: Cry Down the Great Wall (Active)]

There was a glimmer of light in the center of the living room, and there was a woman dressed in filial piety clothes, holding an umbrella and carrying a package, standing here with tears in her eyes. It is probably the love of folklore and the fact that Qin Shihuang wanted to snatch Meng Jiangnu into the harem after seeing Meng Jiangnu's good looks. In the clip, Meng Jiangnv is very pretty with white skin and red lips.

However, none of the people or ghosts present cared about his appearance. Xu Xian even dimmed his eyes the moment he saw Meng Jiangnu, turned on the music on his mobile phone in a daze, and shrank to the sound of "Waiting Once in a Thousand Years". Depression at the table.

Nie Xiaoqian, relying on the instinct honed during this period, blurted out: "This skill is good, it sounds like it can be demolished without cost!"

Meng Jiangnv was in tears when she heard this sentence as soon as she played the card, her pretty face was full of bewilderment, and even the thread protruding from the edge of the filial piety scarf on her head seemed to be hooked with question marks.

Xu Xian was not in the mood to be comforted either, his tears were even worse than Meng Jiangnu's.

Nie Xiaoqian was in a good mood. Anyway, Si Ji had been slipped back to the room by Yisiti at this moment, so she stopped whispering and swaggered down on the sofa: "Sister, let me introduce you. This is my elder brother. Her name is Nie Xiaoqian, she is a fierce ghost..."

The system doesn't even have the strength to cry, look how natural Nie Xiaoqian introduced herself.

Meng Jiangnv said confusedly, "Hmm, Brother Nie..."

"..." Why was there such a misunderstanding again, Qing Fu was speechless, looked Meng Jiangnu up and down, and frowned.

Seeing this timid look with her breasts folded, she was really the same as Nie Xiaoqian when she first came here. Qingfu pondered for a while and said: "Xiao Nie, bring the new family members to play games and help her find her as soon as possible. Beginning..."

Nie Xiaoqian stood up energetically: "No problem, I will tell the newcomers the rules of the house first."

Meng Jiangnv became nervous subconsciously. Her husband was recruiting newcomers, and no one had set up rules for her before. At this time, he paid [-] attentions.

Nie Xiaoqian pulled her and walked into the bathroom: "First of all, it is strictly forbidden to use this row of my elder brother's hair conditioner..."

Meng Jiangnu: "...?"

Nie Xiaoqian didn't seem to think that what she said was worth being surprised: "If you want to use it, use this half pull, I bought it myself."

"What's more," Nie Xiaoqian turned around with a solemn expression, "We are all mature cards, we must learn to be independent, make money by ourselves, and support ourselves with krypton gold."

"..." Meng Jiangnu didn't dare to say anything, didn't dare to ask anything, she just nodded cautiously.

The system made a low sound of angina pectoris: it is not the first time he brought a host, but which one of the other hosts would rather eat instant noodles and drink cold water to fill their stomachs than provide card upgrades even if they are in a trough.Carefully calculate how to configure the cards, which ones should be cultivated, and which ones should be given how much gold.Fortunately, Qing Fu passed all the burdens on Ka Pai himself.

... This card still feels quite independent!Very mature!

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Relying on his excellent skills, Yisi used the outsourcing work of programming to donate all the pledged money in just one month as a tutor, and with the help of self-study of the financial management and investment materials sent to him by Xiao Yang, he successfully After saving enough money, he bought the villa behind Qingfu's house for retirement and vacation.

Si Ji was crazily envious, envious and ecstatic at the same time: "Haha! The damned Yixiu is finally gone!"

Today is the last day of vacation, Xiao Yang has already arrived by car, and is about to pick up Yisi and go to the airport.Under the pressure of his studies, Si Ji finally recognized the true face of Yi Si, a hateful stuffing machine, a devil even more inhuman than Fa Hai, no one would ask him to do eight test papers a day, this is not human should bear it.

Yisi stopped at the threshold, and looked back at Si Ji strangely: "Did you forget that the current technology is advanced enough to support us to conduct video evening classes every night."

"...Ho—" Si Ji made a sound of dying.

Xiao Yang came over enthusiastically to help Yisi carry his luggage: "—Professor?"

Xiao Yang opened his eyes wide, looked up and down for a while, and then his eyes turned red: "Professor, why have you gained so much weight? Did you try some new medicine? Or diabetes..."

Si Ji, who was about to die just now, laughed wildly.

Thinking about it, his face also darkened, is it really so obvious that he is fat?Although he can indeed eat a little during this time...

Xiao Yang shrank his head from being stared at by Yisi, avoiding his eyes cowardly, and continued to smile at Qingfu and the others: "I don't know everyone well, and I don't know what gift to give. Wine, specially brought some good wine."

Xiao Yang finished speaking steadily, and lifted the wine box behind him. The professor is not very good at dealing with people, and he arranges the gift giving, not bragging. He is very good at giving gifts. ...

Si Ji: "?????? Take your curse away!!"

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Qingfu didn't quite know what was going on with the official documents of the underworld. Every time the emperor showed up before, he brought a lot of documents to correct, but with the frequency of the emperor's "visiting neighbors" during this period, he began to doubt whether the underworld was B.

"I'm going to Xiao Xu's clinic, you want to follow?" Qing Fu raised an eyebrow at Emperor Fengdu.

During this period of contact, he seemed to have figured it out a bit. I don't know if it was because of his priesthood, status, or just his nature. Emperor Fengdu didn't like to go out without incident.Just like now, Emperor Fengdu took the initiative to say goodbye and left after listening.

Finally being able to breathe the air without the presence of Emperor Fengdu, Qing Fu only felt that the world was wider. Although Si Ji was still in class, he still took a taxi by himself in a good mood and went to Xu Xian's clinic.

Xu Xian's clinic is backed by the facade of the community, because there are primary and secondary schools nearby, and there are many elderly and children in the community, the business of the clinic is quite busy, not to mention that there are some rich people he knew when he was watching things before. I didn't see Xu Xian.

——I saw a huge banner instead:

"Dr. Xu saved my life, I thank his family"

Qing Fu: "..."

WTF? ?

Xu Xian found Qing Fu after he had finished his work, and hurried to meet him. Seeing Qing Fu staring straight at the banner, he said awkwardly: "This is a gift from a patient. I guess you don't remember, there is an old man next door to us. Grandpa? I met him once when I was crossing the catastrophe, and later I installed lightning rods in his house. Some time ago, I went to the airport to pick up some modern medical equipment that Si sent me, and I happened to meet this Uncle Shen who had a heart attack. , I gave first aid, and he gave me this banner."

Although Yisi has returned to City A, out of enthusiasm for learning Chinese medicine knowledge, he still keeps in touch with Xu Xian from time to time.Xu Xian had a lot of ancient prescriptions that he and the white lady sorted out back then, Yisi expressed his hope that they could be sorted out, and he also wanted to use modern scientific methods to verify their effectiveness, so he specially sent a lot of modern medical equipment to Xu Xian.

"..." Qing Fu stared at the banner in the underworld, thinking that this old man's ability to express is also a problem, not only him, but many patients around him are also staring at the banner wondering, and they are too embarrassed to ask.

Several times I tried to draw my eyes away, the banner was too big and too red, it made Xu Xian's face flushed, Qing Fu couldn't bear it: "Either take it off—"

"Ah! Doctor Xu!"

There was a hurried voice at the door, Xu Xian looked back and said, "It doesn't mean that Cao Cao Cao Cao is here, I was just talking to Da...Brother about the banner you gave me."

Mr. Shen came in hurriedly, was stunned for a moment when he heard the words, and said politely to Qing Fu: "Mr. Xu is good."

Qing Fu: "..."

In terms of feelings, my elder brother's surname is Sui Xiaodi.

Just as Xu Xian was about to explain to Mr. Shen, Mr. Shen grabbed Xu Xian's wrist: "Quick, hurry up, the world is in a hurry, my grandson is in emergency, I beg Dr. Xu to save him!"

Xu Xian and Qing Fu looked at each other, not to mention they were neighbors, the doctors were benevolent, and Xu Xian couldn't let it go, he apologized to the patients in line, Xu Xian quickly packed up his things, and the three of them sat on Mr. Shen together taxi.

Qing Fu made a secret decision and let the car drive faster.

Driver: "I'll go, can't I, the brakes are broken? The speed limit in urban areas! No, are you going to die!!"

"..." Qing Fu silently removed the spell.

While nervous about Mr. Shen's grandson, the system was still laughing wildly: [Haha!A generation of big brothers!Fail miserably at the city speed limit! 】

Qing Fu: [I don't know what's funny about you, a system is afraid of ghosts and heights.Do you deserve it?Are you worthy of the system? 】

The system groaned: 【...Then, the diversity of the system must also be respected...】

Qingfu and the system were bickering here, while Xu Xian was asking about Mr. Shen and his grandson's condition. Mr. Shen was vague at first, but when he was asked urgently, he said, "I can't explain clearly...but I'm really urgent. After my grandson came back from abroad, he didn’t go out for five days. I knocked on the door but couldn’t open it, but I could hear the sound of vomiting all the time, and he didn’t eat much. Doctor, I had no choice but to ask Dr. Xu to come to see you."

"Have been throwing up? Been vomiting for five days?" Xu Xian frowned tightly, "How can I not go to the hospital?"

While speaking, the car stopped at the entrance of the community, and Mr. Shen was the first to jump out of the car - holding Xu Xian.

Even though he was gray-haired, and he ran more vigorously than Xu Xian, the driver was startled, and then he said cheerfully: "The old man is very young in spirit, this, how about paying the taxi fare?"

Qing Fu, who fell behind because he was not in a hurry, said, "..."

It is said that the more embarrassing you are, the less you want your acquaintances to find out, but acquaintances will always appear.Just as Qing Fu was about to take out his cell phone with a dark face, the passenger door was opened from the outside.

I don't know if it's appropriate to describe Emperor Fengdu as lingering soul, Qing Fu raised his head and looked at Emperor Fengdu narrowly.

The driver was still puzzled: "Don't open the door in a hurry, what are you looking out for, here, scan this code."

Emperor Fengdu didn't deliberately condense his figure, the driver was full of yang, so naturally he couldn't see it, and thought Qingfu opened the door.

Qing Fu paid with a sullen face, and just got out of the car and wanted to have a good chat with Emperor Fengdu about social distance and the control of social frequency, Xu Xian ran over panting: "Big...Brother!"

Originally, Xu Xian honestly called Master Qingfu, but this time he called him "Brother" in front of Mr. Shen, as if he had fun.

Mr. Shen also ran over briskly: "Mr. Xu... No, Doctor Xu, the world is in an emergency. Doctor Xiao Xu said that my grandson's disease cannot be cured, so I want you to help me take a look."

"..." Qing Fu heard Emperor Fengdu's laughter almost immediately.