After being divorced by the top streamer, I became his white moonlight

Chapter 30 "He Qiudu's Stone Hammer for the Blind"

"Wow-"

In an instant, an uncontrollable exclamation came from the auditorium.This show lives up to its reputation, it really is a paradise for Yan sex lovers.Being able to see these people in the same frame is a supreme enjoyment both visually and spiritually.

However, extremely abruptly, there was one person who hadn't taken off his mask.

Lin Yaoran.

He was hanging his head halfway, as if trying to untie a knot tied at the back of his head.

The barrage boiled up.

"Why are you still doing this?"

"AZURE probably didn't have the courage to take off the mask."

"In this case, no one has the courage!"

"Didn't everyone say that celebrities themselves look much better than on the camera? Teacher AZURE is at the scene and saw those people up close. How could he be willing to show his face again!"

"Suddenly I sympathize with him. Really, a sense of despair hits my face."

"Help, my poor husband is so pitiful..."

"It's broken, it's broken, my mentality is broken. Opposite AZURE is He Qiudu and Qin Shan. Substitute yourself, and I only feel ashamed in my mind."

"Don't procrastinate, okay, the ugly still has to see the audience."

"I'm sorry I don't want to see you. Who wants to see the minisize version of Mr. Gao*song dating handsome men and beautiful women? Nima is too curious!"

"If I were Teacher Azure, I wouldn't come to this show. As the saying goes, if you compare people, you will die, and if you compare goods, you will throw them away..."

"I can't figure it out, why can't he just write songs and not show his face like before? Now the compulsion is gone. Isn't it good to rely on talent honestly?"

"I feel that after the broadcast of this episode, there will be medical beauty advertisements approaching AZURE to discuss cooperation."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you are too poisonous."

"To tell you the truth, the average passer-by's appearance can still be seen after a good repair. But Teacher AZURE's social software doesn't even have half a photo of retouching. It is conceivable that even high P can't save it."

"God is so fair. When the AZURE teacher was created, the talent was full, and the appearance was all thrown out."

There were also rustling noises from the auditorium, which became louder and louder, urging Lin Yaoran to take off his mask quickly.

Almost everyone was convinced that Lin Yaoran must be tightly surrounded by tension and shame at this moment.They could all imagine what kind of distorted expression was showing on that too mediocre face under the mask.

The so-called public execution is nothing more than that.

He might as well take off the mask with the other guests just now, so as not to become the "focus" of much attention like now, and be watched by countless audiences with sympathy or jokes as a good show.

The knot at the back of Lin Yaoran's head seemed to have not been untied, and even the host was a little anxious.He stepped forward, "Teacher AZURE, do you need my help?"

Because he kept his head down, Lin Yaoran didn't see the host coming over, so he couldn't help being startled, raised his head and said, "No need..."

Before he finished speaking, the mask fell off his face.

"Click."

When it landed on the ground, there was a slight sound, but it was like a thunderbolt exploding on the ground.

What followed was absolute silence that lasted as long as a century.Even the barrage of frenzied screen swiping disappeared in an instant, as if the Internet was suddenly disconnected.

This is... Teacher AZURE...?

That talented Azure teacher who was rejected on the spot and divorced?

That AZURE teacher who was ridiculed as a "primate" and needed to wear goggles to look directly?

how can that be possible.

The youth on the stage clearly had the most beautiful and clean appearance.He was dressed in white, even his hat was white.However, this pale pure white suits him so well, in anyone's eyes, it is undeniably gorgeous and bright.

Time stopped flowing.Everything has become bleak because of him.Whether it was Yu Lei, Wang Chengyi, Ding Shasha or Qin Shan, they were all dazzling stars just now, but the moment the mask fell off, they were all helplessly reduced to the blurred background in the wide-angle lens.

Because all the brilliance and colors in this world are gathered on that one person.

He didn't say anything, didn't do anything, and even maintained a frozen frame.But just standing there, he is enough to capture everyone's minds with a gravitational force far exceeding that of Jupiter, as if the space he is in is also leaning towards him.

As if frightened by countless stares staring straight at him, he frowned, narrowed his eyes slightly, and the cat's pupils were misty, full of crystal clear and soft ripples.The fan-like eyelashes blinked lightly, and a beautiful blush came out from the end of the eyes, making people feel the color rushing to the face, and even the mind can't help being in a trance.

Lin Yaoran was trying to restrain the urge to rub her eyes.

He was thinking: glasses, yyds.

Caton's world finally resumed operation, whether it was a video site or a social platform, all exploded.

The topic of "Teacher AZURE takes off the mask" quickly airborne to the top of the hot search list.The moment the mask fell off, it was cut out by fast-sighted fans and slow-moved. As soon as it was posted on Douyin, it became popular, breaking through millions of likes in minutes.

No one will come out of this video alive.Everyone who clicks on this video will be amazed to death by the youth's pair of Jianshuiqiu pupils unconsciously looking up, and will be trapped thousands of times.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"When the mask fell off, I was gone, so I could see my heartbeat stop, woo woo woo."

"Fucking teacher AZURE looks like this??? There are human beings who can be so beautiful???"

"It's not a human being, let alone a celestial being."

"Hiss, ss, I call the beautiful woman first."

"Nuwa's work of showing off skills, I made it casually."

"Sinking in (Uncle Teng's face)"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

"Damn it, who said you need goggles to see Mr. AZURE's hot eyes? Nima's beauty is like human eyewash!!!"

"Even if it's only for one day, I want to live with the face of Mr. Azure. To be honest, I can grow up like this, and I don't want to close the door when I go to the toilet."

"Sa Beining Oxygen Inhalation.jpg"

"Am I in my first love again?"

"It's impossible for me to have my first love again."

But really really fell in love. "

"This kind of feel~~~"

"Don't start singing suddenly, you guys! (anger)"

"Those who said that Teacher AZURE is only talented, get out and get beaten! (referring to myself)"

"I am coming."

"I'm coming."

"Come +1"

"Come here + ID number."

"True gods write songs."

"Mr. AZURE really likes music. He insists on writing songs silently without showing his face. It is impossible not to become popular with this face."

"I remember the last time it was He Qiudu who paralyzed Weibo just because of his pretty face. I thought there would be no second person..."

"The Unsolved Mystery of the World: Why did teacher AZURE get divorced?"

"I can only say... He Qiudu is blind. (For example, no offense to blind people)"

"really……"

"He's a crab."

"Blind (No Mercy)"

"Forcing a blind man to laugh."

Soon, under the topic of "Teacher AZURE takes off the mask", a new topic popped up——

"He Qiudu Blind Man's Stone Hammer".

The avatar on the topic page is simple and powerful:

Hello, donate your eyes to those in need.jpg

The top of the page is a topic voting, although it was created less than 10 minutes ago, 10 people have already participated.

Question: Under what circumstances are you, like He Qiudu, determined not to fall in love with Teacher AZURE?

Option [-]: Teacher AZURE is Godzilla, and he wants to blast the earth with the blue radiation hotline biubiubiu.

Option [-]: Mr. AZURE is an apostle, who wants to trigger the third shock and destroy all mankind.

Option [-]: Mr. AZURE is an indescribable evil god. If you touch it, your San value will be lost, and your rationality will collapse.

Option Four: Why not.

The results of the poll show that the netizens are quite sensible, and did not give up the principle of being a human being because Mr. AZURE is too good-looking.

Well, only 90.00% of the [-]% of the people voted for option [-], and [-]% of the people still care about the fate of the earth and mankind!

The first [-]-like hot comment in the voting comment area fully confirms this point. Just a few lines contain the infinite brilliance of the great group of human beings——

"As long as it is as beautiful as Teacher Azure, whether it is a monster, an apostle or an evil god, it will only make people think: Fuck, isn't this even better!"

(Earth: Tired, destroy it, really.)

However, when the whole network was saying "I can, I'm too good, I really can", some people shared their hand-swipe after voting, making everyone feel that anyone can do it, but TA is absolutely not qualified.

Little savior Xiaodu: "I participated in the vote initiated by the ophthalmology specialist of @No.1 Civilian Hospital, and I voted for the option 'Why not', please come and express your opinion~"

? ? ?You vote for Nima.

You still have a face.

Previously, it was TA who made fun of AZURE's appearance the most, and now it was TA who was slapped in the face loudly.Netizens have organized sightseeing groups to check in and appreciate this wonderful and popular creature on the Internet.

After a while, the Weibo comment area of ​​"Little Savior Xiaodu" with black azure looks completely fell, with gongs, drums and firecrackers blaring, it was even more lively than New Year's Eve.

"Does your face hurt, friend?"

"Who the hell are primates?"

"Is AZURE up to Shangning's standard?"

"Mr. AZURE is a primate, so what are you? You don't even deserve carbon-based creatures!"

"It's really a good show. Before, this guy jumped up and down the black most vigorously. Hurry up and reincarnate and change your name!"

"AZURE really can only rely on talent to make a living, he relies on his face to make a living, and others don't want to be just."

"Well, whether it's appearance or talent, Mr. AZURE can make people go nowhere."

"Mr. AZURE is so kind. I was blackmailed by this person before, almost playing primate memes, and I didn't even have a lawyer's letter to warn me."

"If it were someone else, I would probably send a few letters from the lawyer, right? Let him go to various social platforms to post an apology or something..."

"The smelly mouth is my personality, and I really vomited."

"You are so enthusiastic about commenting on other people's looks, do you dare to blow up your own photos?"

"Laughing to death, do you dare? I'm afraid there will be another online photo contest after posting it."

Not long after, the melon-eaters swarming onlookers discovered that the "little savior Xiaodu" had deleted Weibo, and changed the Weibo profile picture that had remained unchanged for thousands of years, and replaced it with a clown wearing small round sunglasses, as if laughing at himself, "The clown is actually me." Myself, the blind man is myself."

However, netizens did not let TA go because of this.In the live broadcast, teacher AZURE's frowns and smiles are astonishingly beautiful. The more beautiful they are, the more stupid and ridiculous their previous behavior is.In the entertainment circle, it is hard to find a beauty even with lanterns on, but she is crazily ridiculed. No matter how you think about it, it is magical.

Moreover, Teacher AZURE has always been very low-key.Obviously she can get countless attention just by showing her face, but she still writes songs down-to-earth, never being a moth.You must know that a beauty can be as beautiful as him, even if you hit a few notes randomly, you can become popular.

This kind of person who is both talented and sincerely likes music, even if he is really ordinary, should never be crazily belittled by this point.

Judging people by their appearance is really a kind of superficial and ignorant disrespect. Teacher AZURE mercilessly gave a shoulder throw to all the followers and keyboard warriors who vomited for a while——

The kind with the face on the ground, the nose is bruised and the face is swollen.

"There are so many retweets on the primate Weibo, Teacher AZURE must have seen it, too."

"Xun Pain, AZURE just found a chance to show his face at that time, why did he get hacked for so long."

"How could Mr. AZURE care about this kind of person and drop his price."

"As a fan of teacher AZURE's works for many years (now I'm also a fan of beauty), when I saw being stared at by this thing, it made me cry!"

"The more I think about it, the more amusing I am. Teacher AZURE is so beautiful, with a good family background, and is still working hard to start a career. What about Ning? Have you finished moving the bricks at the construction site? (I don't mean to look down on the workers)"

"Come on, this kind of person will hide behind the Internet to force Lai Lai."

"I'm not happy in real life, so I can only vent on the Internet."

"Before this guy, other celebrities had the same ghostly virtues. What he liked was not the idol itself at all. He just enjoyed the feeling of having a small fan holding him and being a gun for him."

There are more and more netizens chasing and killing me. In addition to the melon-eating crowd and fans of AZURE, there are also a group of fans who were poisoned by the "little savior Xiaodu" before, and even fans of He Qiudu also came.

"Ah, this person returned food to my house before changing his skin, tearing him apart every day..."

"I remembered that this person had messed with my family before, and he didn't have this ID at the time. He disappeared when raising funds, and usually jumped up and down, and recruited a lot of gangsters to my family."

"Ah yes, he has changed several IDs, and he even visited my house for a short time before. When he announced that he was out of the trap, my little sisters and I wanted to set off firecrackers to celebrate wwwwwwwww"

"Speaking of which, these people who chase stars actually have one thing in common, that is, whoever has a red rice, whoever is Taopu cancer, enjoys the sense of superiority of being top-notch."

"Is there a half-money relationship between red and TA when I go to the artist itself? Why does Bilian think she is superior to others?"

"Emmmmmm, it feels like shit, any celebrity who gets tainted by such so-called fans can only consider himself unlucky."

"Thinking about Sister Qiuye in this way is a bit miserable and a bit funny. Many people will think of this sjb when they mention the famous fans of He Qiudu's fan circle."

"I'm sorry, qyjj has long since cut seats with this guy."

"I hope everyone knows: qyjj doesn't stop talking about whoring for nothing."

"The old fan came out and said, this thing really popped up after my brother became popular for a while, relying on rs to fight against each other and make myself a die-hard fan, it has attracted many small fans... "

"#HumanSpeciesDiversity#"

"How long is Ning going to pretend to be dead?"

"Apologize or take a photo, choose one?"

In the end, it was probably because black people are used to black people but couldn’t stand being ridiculed by the crowd, or they knew that this capsized ship had to be honest and get out. "Little savior Xiaodu" put an apology statement on the top, and then quickly canceled the account, clamping his tail tightly. slipped away.

On the stage, the host led the guests to interact and asked some interesting questions about life and work, allowing the guests to communicate freely and get to know each other better.

Then, there is the formal grouping session.

Ding Shasha and Wang Chengyi have shown to be a fairly stable pair in the first blind selection.The host smiled and said: "It seems that our red heart CP of this season is about to be born now."

After hearing this, the two looked at each other shyly with a pink love atmosphere.Just when they turned to the front and were about to announce that they chose each other as partners, they saw Lin Yaoran watching them at the same time, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, drawing a sweet arc.

Ding Shasha & Wang Chengyi: He is smiling at me!

The host coughed lightly.

Ding Shasha & Wang Chengyi: "I choose Teacher AZURE."

One hit, double kill.

The host slowly issued a question mark.However, he quickly regained his composure and decided to skip the two insane people for the time being.

"Yu Lei," the host walked over, "Who do you want to be with..."

Yu Lei: "Teacher AZURE."

Host: "... Let's spend this time together..."

Yu Lei: "Teacher AZURE."

Host: "...journey...!"

Yu Lei: "Teacher AZURE."

The host wanted to drop the microphone.This kid obviously should choose Qin Shan, they are the chosen partners!

"It seems that our AZURE teacher is really popular." The host can only pin his hopes on Lin Yaoran, "So, AZURE teacher, who will your choice be?"

Lin Yaoran moved his lips.

Whether it is Red Heart or Black Star, he has always wanted to choose that one person.

"I."

A familiar magnetic voice came to his ear, and the next second, his hand was held.

Lin Yaoran raised his head subconsciously, and at some point, He Qiudu was already standing beside him, blocking his line of sight and separating him from everyone else.

Ever since he took off his mask, he has never had the courage to look at He Qiudu.Although he felt that he was much healthier and more energetic than before, he still doubted that He Qiudu would find it strange to see him take off his glasses for the first time.

Even though I've seen him without a hat before, I'm still worried about this kind of thing.

The astringent and itchy sensation brought by the contact lenses was always there, Lin Yaoran blinked, her clear pupils became watery again, and there was a little blush at the end of her eyes.

He Qiudu's Adam's apple, who was only quietly drawing the contours of his eyebrows and eyes with his eyes, moved slightly with a seemingly idle expression. Then, Lin Yaoran felt the palm holding his hand tighten suddenly, and the force was too heavy for a moment to be out of control.

No one can see the hidden danger in this hand-holding gesture.Only Lin Yaoran clearly felt that the strong long fingers were almost sinking into his own flesh and blood, and he tirelessly twisted his half-curled palm away.

However, he only knew that He Qiudu was angry and dissatisfied, but he didn't realize that the other party's true state of mind at the moment was like a tyrannical intruder. Even if he couldn't make any easily detectable actions for the time being, he would try his best to grab as much as possible.Otherwise, it would be impossible to calm down the turbulent emotions that have been trying to suppress until now.

The temperature of the skin-to-skin contact distracted Lin Yaoran, but he did not forget the purpose of the trip, and forced a polite smile without emotion, "Mr. He, what's wrong with your hand?"

He Qiudu looked down at him condescendingly, knowing that it was a fake indifferent smile, but he was still tickled, puzzled and hateful.He could only use a little dark energy, and easily brought Lin Yaoran close to him, but there was a playful smile on his face, "Cramp."

Lin Yaoran: ... nervous.

At this moment, Lin Yaoran suddenly felt a chill in the back of his head, and saw that Qin Shan, who had formed a partner with Yu Lei, was staring at him with resentment.

That gaze was like a knife, capable of piercing people alive.

"Why do you hold his hand...!" Qin Shan's lips trembled, her eyes were red, and she looked like she was about to cry.

Lin Yaoran felt that he was wronged too much.He Qiudu's expression darkened, and just as he was about to speak, Qin Shan came over and held Lin Yaoran's other hand, "Mr. Azure, why is it He Qiudu?"

Lin Yaoran was in a dilemma: "?"

"I really have always liked you very much. I liked to listen to your songs when I was in school." Qin Shan endured until now, and couldn't bear it anymore. "Although they have all worked with you, I am the one who has liked you the longest. I have liked you since you wrote "One Point of View"."

Lin Yaoran was very moved, but still wanted to beg Qin Shan to stop talking.Every time she said "like", He Qiudu's strength increased by a point, and now it may be approaching the breaking point.

"Brother Ranran." Qin Shan suddenly called shyly.

Lin Yaoran's hair exploded instantly under the hat.What was even more frightening was that he heard He Qiudu's breathing visibly fluctuate heavily.

"I was really happy when I found out that you were Teacher Azure. Brother Ran, I joined this show because of you. Although I can't partner with you, I am very satisfied to see you." Qin Shan paused Dun, "It's just, why is it him? What's wrong with him?"

God-like questions, god-like developments.The other four guests all gathered around, and even the host extended the microphone over.

Lin Yaoran's mind started to feel hot and dizzy, and he didn't realize that the master who was holding his hand was actually as nervous as him.He wondered in a daze, what's so good about He Qiudu?

He Qiudu's good things, he can't think of them for a while, but he can think of a lot of bad things every minute.

He Qiudu has a bad temper, he gets angry at every turn, and his angry appearance is particularly fierce, fortunately he is still a little rabbit.

He Qiudu likes to bully people, he has been eyeing the secret of the hat all the time, and forced himself to take it off to show him.What's more, if I sincerely compensate him for his clothes, it's good for him to make things difficult for himself on purpose.

The mind is also small, looking at such a big person, his tolerance is not as big as the tip of a needle.Just because of a note in the chat, he could keep his face down for a long time.

By the way, He Qiudu is always talking to himself, making his own opinions, and being extremely domineering.Knowing that he deliberately avoided him, he still tried his best to find him.Knowing that I can't get up the energy to eat at all, I force myself to eat well.Knowing that he is such an awkward person, he is always willing to say good things that are false and false to make himself happy.

The worst thing about He Qiudu is that he is really stupid.First shake, then himself, why couldn't he choose a normal partner and talk about a normal relationship?From Yao Yao, he at least got good memories.What valuable things can he get from himself?

Lin Yaoran couldn't figure it out.He also didn't expect He Qiudu to be good, tossing and turning, it was always bad.

"I don't know." Lin Yaoran replied honestly, "I'll choose He Qiudu anyway."

People who listen to it can think of it as a fixed arrangement of the program group, and of course they can have other interpretations.Although very cunning, Lin Yaoran thought that it was enough for him to know the correct answer.

The three pairs of partners have all been decided, and this straight-forward SP has finally come to an end-announcing the destination of this season.

The host made a fool of himself first, saying that the destination this time was different from the previous two seasons, that it was not abroad, nor was it a domestic Internet celebrity city, and the guests started to make wild guesses.

"Mr. AZURE." The host cue Lin Yaoran again, "Guess with your artist's intuition?"

Lin Yaoran remembered Fang Hezhi's spoiler, and said, "Cuner."

The host smiled and said, "Intuition is accurate."

Qin Shan clapped her little hands, "Of course, my brother is amazing."

Lin Yaoran heard He Qiudu sneer, and said in a voice that only he could hear: "You really like being an older brother."

"You discovered all of this." Lin Yaoran pressed out two words with a smile, "Brother."

He Qiudu's expression was still calm, he only gently pinched the thin soft flesh of his palm like a threat.Not to be outdone, Lin Yaoran scratched the back of his hand, and was caught again.Both of them were sitting upright with smirks on their faces, their hands kept attacking each other under the cover of the table.

Hand cramps are endless, Lin Yao thought angrily.

"The destination we are going to is a very special tourist village." The host introduced, "Although it is not well-known at present, it has beautiful natural scenery and well-preserved traditional buildings, especially temples and ancestral halls. This type of building has very local characteristics.”

Lin Yaoran shivered subconsciously.

He Qiudu glanced at him.

"There is a very old ancestral hall over there, and there is a beautiful legend circulating in it, and everyone will know it when it gets there." The host laughed.

"Where is it, let's announce it, I can't wait." The guests urged.

The host raised his hand to signal to look at the big screen, and the countdown hand turned a circle, and a picture of the village with beautiful mountains and rivers was projected impressively.

"This is the destination of the third season of "Trial Court of Love". It was once awarded the title of 'Village in the Painting', and last year was named the second batch of 'Green Mountains and Green Waters Are Golden Mountains and Silver Mountains' practice and innovation base—"

"Located in Tartary Buckwheat Village in the west of Mengcheng County, Longyan City."

Lin Yaoran's mind exploded, and he covered his mouth desperately to keep himself from screaming.

However, his other hand, which was shrunk under the table, completely lost control, and scratched a few deep red marks on the back of He Qiudu's hand.

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