This hand, after all, failed to hold.

Where can I hold it? There is an enchantment there that can make Xia Mixun so fragrant. If there is any physical contact, he has to hug the person's neck and gnaw on the spot.

Dodging and retreating, Xia Mixun quickly rushed to the other side of the stage with a coquettish move, as if he was afraid to avoid it.

Because it was a live broadcast, there was no way to cut such an embarrassing scene, and all the fans in the audience watched it for real.

Oh hoo.

It's interesting to provoke now.

Shang Lai and Xia Mixun, although Xia Mixun and Shang Lai have never been in the same frame before, but as the only two "unlike" artists in the entertainment industry, they are often compared by major media and silly marketing accounts. From appearance to business ability to personal charm, there is nothing that has not been rubbed.

Looks and temperament are diametrically opposite styles, each has its own beauty, and it can't be compared with each other.However, Shang Lai debuted earlier than Xia Mixun, and his actual performance is more than Xia Mixun's. The firm is also the best in the industry, so every time they confront each other, they always win.

Not only that, everything Shang Lai showed to the outside world was always perfect, with an elegant smile and a personable demeanor.The most frightening thing is that this man will never be able to pick out the slightest mistake, zero black spots, zero gossip, all-round, and his performance when participating in activities is also beyond reproach.

It will never be like Xia Mixun is now.

Originally, although Halo and Black Mass have competed countless times in battles such as controlling reviews, fundraising, and super chat rankings, there have been small collisions, but they have never really met each other. After all, there is no intersection and no conflict.But what happened tonight completely shattered the delicate and fragile balance between the two.

"What's wrong with Xia Mixun? Do you really treat yourself like a cruel man?"

"My brother's participation in this activity is purely for poverty alleviation. I didn't expect to encounter such a thing."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa therefore I feel sorry for my brother!"

"Oh my god, I feel embarrassed even through the screen, okay?!"

"Emotional intelligence is extremely low 8"

"But after a show exploded, did you really consider yourself an international superstar?"

"I'm afraid it's not Shi Lezhi playing big cards on this occasion, I wish you a flop."

The halos were angry and distressed, and while dissing Xia Mixun, they did not forget to turn grief and anger into strength, and frantically raised their star power.In just one minute, Shang Lai surpassed Xia Mixun on the list.

Naturally, the Black Masses were not to be outdone, and immediately rushed to catch up.For a moment, the two-color barrage and the colorful animation effects of the supporting objects flew together, and the live broadcast room was completely flooded with colorful colors. The scene was really spectacular.

Online gunpowder filled the air, but the stage was quiet.

At this time, Shang Lai was sitting in front of the piano, gently tapping the black and white keys with his slender and clear fingertips.There is no accompaniment or harmony, just leisurely singing a cappella.

The man with black hair and black eyes, even his clothes are black from head to toe, obviously there is no bright color, but there is a sense of brilliance that cannot be looked at, as if his existence itself is a dazzling light source.

Gradually, everyone couldn't help being intoxicated by it, as if they had fallen into a graceful and blurred dream.

Except Xia Mixun.

Shang Lai's fragrance and Shang Lai's voice are launching a double attack on him at the same time, it is simply an extremely effective treasure against vampires.The enchantment built by that layer of weak magic power has been repaired countless times, and it is almost patch after patch!

Ah, can't stand it!

Ah, I really want to bite!

Xia Mixun kept his mouth tightly shut, desperately trying not to let his fangs come out of their sheaths, that extremely ugly expression, in the eyes of the halos, naturally became a standard black face, and collapsed a lot.

Alas!envy!Hong Guoguo's jealousy!

After Shang Lai finished singing, Xia Mixun just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, but he fell headfirst into a new trial hell.

In the interactive part of the game, teams of two will be decided by lottery.

Host: "Xia Mixun, Shang Lai. Shiatsu board challenge."

Xia Mixun: There are three lotus flowers in front of the Buddha.

Lang Ying: When spring comes, I break a few branches of willows.

Xia Mixun: What board... what is it?

Ying Ying: Boss, please rest assured, you have experienced many battles, and the pain of the shiatsu board is nothing!

Xia Mixun: Hmph, of course!

...pain painpain...pain? !

Xia Mixun shut himself up.

Lang Ying doesn't know, and no one knows, the current abusive father-in-law is most afraid of pain!

overtake!class!Afraid!pain!

He was too invincible before, not to mention injured, he hadn't even scratched a piece of oily skin.As for the heart-piercing pain of thousands of arrows in the Battle of Ghost Death and the soul-piercing pain of self-destruct magic, they probably have completely lost their memory with the separation of the half-soul.

Therefore, after waking up, he truly became a weak chicken who had never tasted pain. In addition, without the protection of the black mist barrier, his body became extremely fragile and sensitive in a retaliatory rebound.

Not only afraid of pain, but also afraid of itchiness, heat, cold, hunger and so on and so on.

When he was just discharged from the hospital, he followed the doctor's advice to actively rehabilitate. After all, he had been unconscious for so long, and he walked like Mr. Wu who had a cerebral thrombosis next door, trembling with each step.When he came to the fitness equipment area of ​​the community, he had just stepped on the stepper, and imitated the uncle and aunt who was riding the clouds and fog next to him, and then there was a crisp "click", and his waist was broken.

The other parts are also red, painful and itchy when touched :)

No, it's not okay to abuse the public.

Leading Xia Mixun, Shang Lai and another group of guests to stand in front of the track paved with acupressure boards, the host began to talk about the rules of the game:

It's very simple. Members of each group must reach the finish line together, maintain a certain amount of physical contact throughout the process, and lose if they give up or let go of each other halfway.

"This is a special luxury shiatsu board with eight stars and eight arrows, and the pain is ten times more painful than the normal version!" The host smiled smirkly.

Xia Mixun observed the track in front of him, and there were only small raised dots. He thought it was a sea of ​​swords and flames!That guy Lang Ying knows what to do!

Confidence, instantly poured into the whole body of the cruel abuser!

Without looking at Shang Lai, Xia Mixun lifted the hem of his dress, leaped gracefully, and lightly landed on the acupressure board.

&X/$? "#%*!

pain!

Excruciating pain!

The pain was so painful that the remaining half of his soul would float out along the seven orifices!

The piercing tingling mixed with soreness and itching, passed through the soles of the feet, slid up the spine, and finally exploded on Xia Mixun's celestial cap.

Lang Ying was in a panic, seeing Xia Mixun's pointed ears and the tip of his nose starting to turn red, he knew that it was time for him to shed tears!

Yes, crying easily is also one of the sequelae left by his boss.It has nothing to do with personal emotions, it is purely a physiological reaction, mysterious and uncontrollable.

In this case, only a gentle, warm and warm lullaby can appease the tearful boss!

Lang Ying: The king of heaven covers the earth tiger.

Xia Mixun: Treasure... The pagoda suppresses the river demon.

Lang Ying hurriedly groaned in his mind with a warm voice like a spring breeze: You abuse the father, grow fangs, everyone is afraid of you!Who dare not listen to your words, twist their heads and play like a ball!

Recruitment is not new, just work.Xia Mixun sniffed, his confidence and courage were quickly regaining.

Heh, what a coaxable and easy to understand Master Vampire True Ancestor.

He tremblingly tried to take a step forward.

&X/$? "#%*!

No no no really no!

The deity can't do it!The deity can't!This deity can't do it!

Throughout the ages, some vampires have been turned into ashes, some have been nailed to the heart by wooden stakes, and some have been shot by silver bullets, but this is probably the first time in history that a vampire died from the pain of walking on the acupressure board.

Going forward is dead, and retreating is a waste of time. This time, Xia Mixun really walked into the nest of thorns with bare feet-a dilemma.

"Are you OK?"

In the ear, came the voice of Shang Lai.The voice was so touching and demonic, it made Xia Mixun's eardrums go numb, and even the apex of his heart itched, and he subconsciously stepped back——

&$? "#%*!

Almost fainted from pain.

"Ben, this deity..." Xia Mixun once again trembled for a long time, but he didn't say a whole sentence.

Having to endure the excruciating pain in both feet and resist the scent of Shang Lai, Xia Mixun's pale face was wrinkled and bitter like a small cabbage.

"If you don't mind, you can lead me away." Shang Lai stretched out his hand to him, with a sincere and sincere tone.

Xia Mixun's silver eyelashes trembled slightly, his throat seemed to be choked, and he couldn't even speak.

"Two hurry up, the other group has already taken a lot of lead." The host reminded without losing the opportunity.

The halo and the black mass were temporarily ignored, and wave after wave of aids were air-dropped, and the first and second places on the star power leaderboard followed suit, up and down endlessly.

However, in addition to the two very busy fans, there is actually a group of mysterious groups who have not yet entered the public eye. At this moment, they are eagerly looking forward to it with nervous and surging mood.

Because, for them, today is an out-and-out big day-the rain comes after a long drought, finally, finally, finally!See the live Xia Mixun and Shang Lai in the same frame!

Candy is delivered in the same frame, so what about the same acupressure board?Um?

"Of course it's on the kang!"

In a certain group called "Theme Education After-Class Discussion", a netizen called "Shang Xia Qishou did I today?" took the case and uttered deafening words.

The next moment, more excitement will come.

It's not rain, it's floods.

On the stage, Shang Lai said softly, "Sorry, I'm sorry", and then hugged Xia Mixun horizontally with a gentleman's hand.

There are so many shiatsu board challenges, and they are everywhere in the variety show. Another group of guests also hooked their shoulders and dragged forward, but when Nima came to these two people, the picture suddenly felt very wrong!

Because the positions of the two of them were at a staggered angle, Shang Lai also made a maneuver when he hugged Xia Mixun.I saw the clothes fluttering and the eyes intertwined, just like filming an ancient puppet show, only a few flower petals were scattered.

Netizen: Oh hoo.

I didn't realize before that the majestic and majestic Lord Sinister is actually so small, and it looks really easy to hug and suck.

Lang Ying: Howeyou! Howareyou! Howareyou! Boss, please say something quickly, don't scare me, please!

……

Xia Mixun: He smells so good!

Lang Ying:? ? ?

Xia Mixun: I'm so fine that I can no longer be fine, thankyou, andyou

The author has something to say:

The source of the two sentences about lotus in front of the Buddha is the incision of the rivers and lakes mentioned by Lao Bai in "Wulin Biography"

In fact, Xia Mixun and Lang Ying are the only two in the chat group, and I don't know why they have to exchange passwords every time... (spread hands)

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