The blood clan boss was sucked blood by the opponent's light god

"The second question:

Another almost ridiculous night.Beside him, the bruised vampire hadn't recovered from the exhaustion of last night, and was still sleeping peacefully, the corners of his eyes seemed to still be slightly red from tears.The priest hesitantly stretched out his hand, brushing a few strands of silver hair for the vampire, while in his other hand, he held a sterling silver dagger tightly.Even though the fire in his heart was full of pious belief, the dagger seemed to weigh a thousand catties, and the priest couldn't stab that pale and thin chest no matter what.

At this moment, the vampire uttered a painful cry, and then slowly opened his eyes.Seeing his red, swollen and chapped lips, the priest kindly offered him a glass of wine, but the vampire splashed the priest's face and smashed the wine glass, cursing the priest to die!smell! 'Heh, to give this vampire a sliver of mercy, I really am stupid!The furious priest swore to let him () and ()! "

"A. Clean the floor and punish him as a week-long student B. Wash the clothes and tidy up C. ***, *** D. Sit in prison and lose everything"

Hmm... At first glance, these options seem to be quite sound.Shang Lai also said that this book is a small, small book, so you know he is talking nonsense!Xia Mixun was still angry, and when he heard Shang Lai actively rushing to answer "I choose C", he was speechless.This human being is really not very smart, why is he just staring at the options that make up the number!

"I choose...choose B!" Xia Mixun tugged on Shang Lai's sleeve, "Listen to me, choose B."

B has the lightest punishment and looks the most normal. If you don’t choose this, you are a pig!

Shang Lai gave an "oh" reluctantly, as if he was always obsessed with making up the numbers.

After finalizing the answer, the surrounding scene finally stopped changing, the air was filled with hot and humid water vapor, and amidst the white mist, a huge bath was bubbling with bubbles.

Shang Lai was put on a set of neat and dignified vestments for priests, with a large pool of dark wine stains on the skirts, which fit the description of priests in the title.but!Xia Mixun looked down at his attire. It was a majestic black cloak on the outside, but inside it was only a pure white nightgown as thin as a cicada's wings. The hem and neckline were also trimmed with layers of delicate frills.The contrast in this kind of collocation is so great that it is so weird that goosebumps appear all over the body.

This enchantment is very aimed at him!

The electronic female voice came out again and said: "Please note that during the performance, there are two objects to be 'cleaned', one is the priest's clothes, and the other is the priest himself."

Although I'm still a little angry in my heart, Mr. Huo Yugong won't bring his emotions to work!I saw Xia Mixun grabbing a towel, swishing it twice in the air, and shouting at Shang Lai in that strange tone unique to shop assistants: "Welcome to come!"

The high-pitched and clear voice echoed slowly, dreaming back to the Dongbaida bathhouse.

Shang Lai was a little suffocated by Xia Mixun's enthusiasm.

"Come here and change my clothes first." He said coldly.If there are such bad attitude guests in Dongbai bathhouse, they will definitely be thrown out by the bath master.

"Success!" Xia Mixun trotted over in a jolt, who knew that Shang Lai's priest's cassock was really evil. It looked so neat and neat, but in fact it contained countless buttons and odds and ends. He untied it slowly and patiently. Almost impatient.But Shang Lai was very patient, looking from top to bottom, counting Xia Mixun's long eyelashes one by one.The eyelash feathers were silvery white like mist, hanging down densely, almost with a heavy thickness.

After counting back and forth three times, Xia Mixun finally fixed the mechanism on the clothes. The cassock was still on the ground, and Shang Lai's god-like perfect body was presented in the white mist, but Xia Mixun completely ignored it, and was still immersed in it. In your own drama. "Guest officer, please come inside~!" He welcomed Shang Lai into the bath very graciously.Shang Lai was sitting in the bathtub, with two slender arms with clear lines resting on the edge, pretending to be hopeless and waiting for a long time, but Xia Mixun hadn't come yet.

No, if this continues, his whole body will be soaked.Shang Lai turned his head nonchalantly, and saw the vampire squatting on the other side, scrubbing his clothes with a white towel tied around his head.Noticing his gaze, he also playfully wiped the sweat off his face with the back of his hand, and said to him with a simple smile showing small fangs: "Father, I can help you wash your clothes!"

Where is this going?

Shang Lai can't wait to write the script by himself!

"Stop doing laundry." He hooked his fingers towards Xia Mixun.

"Alright~!" Xia Mixun ran over with a towel in his hand, "Guest officer, do you have any orders?"

"Wash me." Shang Lai said calmly.

"Please do it~!" Xia Mixun raised his hand with a smile, and put Shang Lai into the water with a "plop".But Shang Lai obviously didn't want to be treated like a dish, so he asked lightly: "Come down."

Xia Mixun wondered: "But when the cloak of this deity gets wet, doesn't it become a pickle?"

Shang Lai really just gave a suggestion, "It can be exchanged monthly."

So Xia Mixun wore the lovely nightgown with ruffled leaves inside, walked into the huge bathing pool with two long white and thin straight skirts, and knelt down in front of Shang Lai, sincerely "Guest officer, do you want to chat a little?"

Shang Lai shook his head, "The play is wrong."

Xia Mixun tilted his head, and a small question mark appeared.

Shang Lai coughed lightly, "You should be angry with me, be awkward, lose your temper."

Xia Mixun pondered for a while, and got it!

He slapped the edge of the pool hard, and he yelled out a heroic voice: "Why don't you ask me directly, don't keep moaning, believe it or not, I will slap you!"

Shang Lai: "..."

The water was swaying and the steam was steaming, half of the silver-haired vampire's clothes were exposed in front of him, and the soaked white cloth firmly covered Pi Yuefu, revealing a faint powder.His whole body was smoked into a tender pink color, especially his face and ears, like cherry blossoms blooming in spring, and like sweet peaches.

Shang Lai's eyes wandered, as if piercing through Xia Mixun, staying somewhere in the air.His expression was like water from an ancient well without waves, like the sea of ​​Fa in meditation, without sorrow or joy, pure and self-living, with a dignified posture, and righteously asked: "Can you let me pinch your ears?"

Xia Mixun: "..."

After a while, just as he was about to lean his head over, he caught a glimpse of a towering statue spitting water at the corner of the bathing pool. It looked very strange and had the charm of a panda head emoji. Haha what the hell is that!"

Unexpectedly, the electronic female voice came online suddenly, and Youyou replied: "In the setting of this fanbook, it is the statue of the God of Light."

When Xia Mixun heard it, he laughed even more.

"Hahahahahahahaha Shang Lai, look, this god looks really ugly, how could there be such a funny thing hahahahahaha... oh."

Shang Lai precisely pinched the two pointed ears.

Warm and strong fingertips rubbed against the side of his face, gently holding up the thin and delicate face, Shang Lai's dark eyebrows approached, and said in a deep voice: "It seems that you really have a lot of opinions on him. .”

Xia Mixun suppressed his smile. "Actually, it's not aimed at him personally." He said, "It's just that the foreign world and the god world have not dealt with each other. It was originally a product of two opposing sources. Just as the god world has always believed that the foreign world is brutal, bloody and dark, we Residents of other worlds can't get used to those sanctimonious hypocrites."

Shang Lai slowly twisted the tips of his ears, listening very carefully, seeming to sympathize.

"Back then, the God of Winter made things difficult for the entire elves, and froze the territory of the deity. Did someone from the God Realm intervene? The two gods who tried to please the deity were polite, but thought that the deity couldn't see it. They had already done enough. If there is a slight change in this deity, his life will be taken immediately. However, with the strength of this deity back then, even if the main god came in person, it may not be easy to please." Speaking of this, Xia Mixun couldn't help sighing, "Now, The God Realm is also very likely to know that the deity is not dead, and it will be a very troublesome matter if the old account is revisited."

"They dare not. I promise." Shang Lai's fingertips lingered down the ear, and began to bully the thin and soft earlobe.Xia Mixun's earlobes are the same as his lips, small and round, soft and sweet like a child.Facing this clean and clear face, Shang Lai smiled slightly, "The next time I have a chance to meet the God of Winter, I will cut out his God Core and give it to you as an apology."

Xia Mixun was confused by him, and he didn't realize that this sentence was actually almost as scary as "chopped his head off for you to play as a ball". He thought that Shang Lai was trying to comfort him, so he was a little moved and said: "You are better than the first A person who pinches the deity's ears has a lot more conscience."

Shang Lai's smile froze at the corner of his mouth, "What did you say?"

Xia Mixun blinked, "Do you still remember the guy in the deity's necklace?"

Shang Lai nodded sullenly.

Xia Mixun said: "That bastard lied to me so hard." As soon as he mentioned this, he was so angry that he was worse than Fan Wei who was limped by Zhao Benshan in "Selling Crutches"!