"Crazy, why is it cloze? I don't know that cloze is the hardest hit area for point deduction!" Xia Mixun was so angry that he stomped his feet, and when he lifted his legs, he suddenly felt chilly, and the wind was blowing through his whole body.Looking down, at some point, the old sweater and striped shorts he was wearing had disappeared, replaced by a large white shirt, the hem of which could barely cover his dead body.

What kind of dress is this!If you want to play "Sparkling and Sadist", you have to give him pants, don't you? !Do you know that the more clothes you wear and the more accessories you wear, the higher your score will be?

Shang Lai was also changed. He was wrapped in a silk black bathrobe with the skirt slightly open, revealing his beautiful collarbone and luscious muscles.I can't stand this picture personally. If I take it and post it on Weibo, I'm afraid the programmer brother will have another nightmare of working overtime.It's a pity that the one standing opposite is Xia Mixun, and his pretty eyes can only be shown to the blind.

Now, the scene they are in is a luxurious and classic court room, and the wide wood in the middle looks very comfortable.Thinking of the nap time interrupted by Shang Lai, Xia Mixun couldn't help hugging the pillow and yawned big.Although the enemy is in front of him, he really wants to get enough sleep!

Hiroki is very big, and it seems that the sadist is very small.The two slender legs protruding from the hem of the clothes dangled on the wide wooden edge, and against the background of the dark carpet, it was as white as frost and snow.The warm yellow light of the wall lamp enveloped him, sprinkled on his thick silver eyelashes, and reflected in his blue eyes, casting a layer of star-like light on him.

When the sadist is quiet, it is really beautiful, just like an exquisite ceramic doll.Staring at him, Shang Lai couldn't help but think, if he could be brought back to the Garden of Ultimate Bliss, then no matter how beautiful the scenery in the God Realm is, only he can appreciate it.

"This deity can't do it anymore, let's squint for a while." Xia Mixun just fell down with his pillow in his arms, when the soft music that would be played before the exam started suddenly sounded in the room, and then an emotional electronic female voice spoke: "Now please Students enter the examination room and sit in their seats."

The wide wooden cushion felt like it was collapsing, Xia Mixun turned his face and saw Shang Lai sitting down beside him with a serious expression.

Inexplicably, there is a sense of anticipation that the top student is waiting for the exam.

"The following texts are all selected from "Fallen Altar~Rondo of Love, Desire and Sin~". Candidates are requested to choose the correct option after reading, and to use their professionalism as an excellent artist. Through real performances, 100 %Restore the text content."

After the electronic female voice finished speaking about the exam requirements, a gorgeous golden Gothic text slowly appeared in the air:

"first question:

An almost absurd night.The priest rubbed his forehead vigorously, and the exhaustion from the hangover swept over his body.Last night, the cunning and cruel silver-haired vampire finally fell into his hands, and he should have driven the sharpest stake into his heart to destroy this god-defying evil creature once and for all.But why!At the last moment, he actually softened his heart, and was even bewitched by the vampire's beauty, causing a thunderous day's love and a day's mistake. "

"The heart is like a storm, and the pious priest has always been tormented by the guilt of betraying the gods. After wandering for a long time, he finally decided to go into the dungeon where the vampire is still locked up. If the vampire is willing to convert to the gods, he can forgive his guilt. Who knows, The moment he opened the door and entered, he was greeted by the sharp fangs of a vampire. Heh, the priest couldn't help laughing at his own kindness. Facing such an unruly beast, he should be punished mercilessly ( ) .”

"A. 50 strokes B. 100 punishments for copying core values ​​C. 30 strokes for beating a dead body D. ***"

Xia Mixun couldn't remember what the original text was, and asked Shang Lai, "What do you think should be chosen?"

Shang Lai replied in seconds: "Choose D."

"If you say you're stupid, you're really not smart. D shows garbled characters, so you can make up the numbers at first glance, okay?" Xia Mixun went through the first three options in his mind.

A Forget it, my brain is so good, it can't affect IQ. B is too time-consuming and hands-on.Then choose C. C seems to have the lightest punishment, but it's a matter of beating.

Xia Mixun: "I choose C!"

Shang Lai: "Alright."

Electronic female voice: "Please start your performance."

When Xia Mixun heard it, his professionalism suddenly burned.He knows that the media and fans love to compare his acting skills with Shang Lai's, and isn't this the pinnacle of one-on-one drama?I absolutely cannot lose to Shang Lai!

With a "plop", Xia Mixun fell down in the middle of Guangmu, turned his head, and stared at Shang Lai impassionedly: "If you have the ability, you will kill this deity. If this deity frowns today, you are not a man." !"

Good guy, it's like "Water Margin".

According to Xia Mixun's vision, at this moment Shang Lai should pick up eighteen weapons and greet his dead body without mercy.But this opponent really has his own ideas. I saw him stretch out his long arms, as if hugging a little piglet, easily scooped himself up, and placed him horizontally on Dayuetui, making countless fans crazy. Shen Yue said in a voice: "You are so bad, let's see how I punish you."

"This deity is so bad!" Xia Mixun protested unconvinced, and fought hard, but was firmly held by Shang Lai's big hand at Yueyaojian, which was very hot and itchy.

He acted vigorously, completely unaware that the only white shirt he was wearing could barely cover his dead body.Even under the cover of thin and transparent clothing, there is still a sense of seductiveness that still holds the pipa half-hidden.

Shang Lai's eyes darkened, and he pulled the Guangmu sheet to cover him, and then he dropped his palm, and slapped it lightly, making a crisp sound.

Wow, finally kicked off!Xia Mixun opened his mouth, and a mournful howl resounded through the room. "Bold! How dare a mere human being commit such a disrespectful thing to this deity!"

Shang Lai was still cold and expressionless, and slapped him down again.

Although separated by Hiroki Dan, I can still clearly feel the sense of open dogs and hornworms under my command.Xia Mixun's stature was too thin, and the little flesh he had was probably dedicated to the corpse Biyue Shu.It's round and round, and the car is short, and it is cutely curled up. If you pull it up lightly, it will be alive.

"Asshole! Wait for the deity to recover its magic power, and see how the deity will deal with you!" Xia Mixun continued to shout persistently.To be honest, his corpse didn't hurt at all compared to Yue Shu, it was even a little itchy and numb, and he was uncomfortable even carrying it around, like little ants doing group building together.

Shang Lai's Adam's apple rolled up and down, and he slapped him cooperatively.

"Hypocrisy! Shameless! You human beings who pretend to be pious are the most abominable! Once this deity makes a comeback, he will bear the brunt of that guy in the Garden of Bliss! Hmph, you just wait to see the God of Light you believe in, be beaten into a pig's head by this deity!" !"

"Snapped!"

This time, the falling force seemed to be a little heavier.

It must be that Shang Lai was infected by his own emotions, good actors are indeed mutual achievements!

"The function belongs to the function, and the rp belongs to the rp. After all, that guy is just in charge of the light. Maybe he is a very dark villain in essence. Of course, the followers of the villain are also villains!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xia Mixun felt a chill behind him, Guang Mudan was lifted, and before he could continue to play his lines, Shang Lai's slap had already slapped his dead body Biyue Shu.

This slap was hot and crisp, and it felt quite different.

Hmm... Is it because I am too good at acting?

Shang Lai leaned over, and whispered into Xia Mixun's sharp ears with that mellow and pleasant voice: "I'm a big villain, what can you do to me?"

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