[Qing Chuan] The queen just wants to eat melon

The specific performance is: to be favored by God! ! !

The emperors or kings who came to the throne at a young age and lost their power have been gone since ancient times.Only today, Dorgon, Hauge and others expanded their territory when they were young.He fought all the way to the pass, laid down a large area of ​​land, and both of them were entrusted to him.

Although he lived under Emperor Chengzong for a few years, Xu suffered a little bit.

But Haoge was cleaned up, Duoduo smallpox went away, and Emperor Chengzong also contracted the disease at a young age...

Imakami, who was originally on the verge of collapse, has already taken charge of the government ahead of schedule! ! !

In the first two years of taking office, the little emperor, who had been aggrieved for a long time, did something out of the ordinary.They even dug up Emperor Chengzong's grave, removed his temple name, and flogged his corpse.Even the empress whom he had decided for before his death could not stand it.

He moved frequently, and had a lot of disagreements with the empress dowager.

The relationship between mother and son was once tense.

After the second seal, the current empress was welcomed back.The emperor, who had been dazed for a long time, suddenly became enlightened. Not only did he ease the relationship with the queen mother, he also paid more attention to government affairs, and his luck was against the sky.

In the dream, there is the advice of the first emperor, and the memorials of the previous dynasty can also turn out such wonderful prescriptions as cement and glass.

When the empress had an idea, she had such good things as glass and silver mirrors.

The queen mother is so blessed that she can also figure out a distiller!

The alcohol tossed out of that thing can not only sterilize.You can also make some perfumes and balms.The Ministry of Internal Affairs opened factories one by one, and large sums of gold and silver flowed into the treasury.

It is these seemingly inconspicuous little things, together with glass, mirrors, etc., that constitute more than half of the court's income source.

It supports the great plan of the emperor to repair all the embankments in the world and pave cement roads in all directions.

There is also the vaccinia recipe that saves the people of the world from the suffering of smallpox, the pencil that is convenient, cheap and easy to carry, and reduces the cost of learning a lot...

the most important is!

After experiencing the benefits of inventions and creations today, he even set up a special bonus for advanced technological inventions.

Regardless of whether they are good or bad, men or women, all the things or technologies created are exclusive possession, and they really have the effect of facilitating the production and life of the people.You can apply to the imperial court for a maximum of [-] taels and get dividends after the factory is built, and the glory of leaving your name on the list of inventions in the Qing Dynasty.

People with low status can even apply to be converted into good citizens based on their achievements.

Merchants can use this in exchange for qualifications for themselves or their descendants to participate in the scientific examination...

With all kinds of good news, inventions and creations have become popular for a while.

Large and small achievements have come out one after another, so that many new industries have been born.A large amount of gold and silver flowed into the treasury and was used by the emperor to build canals and cement roads.To appease the people after the disaster and after the war.

Vaccinate all the people of the Qing Dynasty.

In addition to the charity institutes and government-run schools that are only mentioned now.

It is not difficult to imagine what kind of rapid development the Qing Dynasty will enter in a few years' time.

Follow such a chosen son and be his capable minister under his command.A hundred years later, Mingjun and Liangchen were engraved in the history books together for future generations to admire and worship...

Really, just thinking about it makes people's blood boil, doesn't it?

While the mountain shouted long live, everyone couldn't help but feel new.I deeply feel that following the Lord Long Live, no matter how unreliable something is, it will become an epoch-making creation in the end!

Just, even if he ordered to open the sea now, everyone present would have nothing to say.As long as you accept your head, you will worship, and offer your own words of the wisdom of the Lord of Long Live, and the ministers are willing to follow the Lord of Long Live and do their best for the Lord of Long Live and the Qing Dynasty.

Only……

The officials who thought this way never dreamed that what they just vomited a few breaths ago would become the emperor's mouth the next moment.

Shunzhi looked around the court with his eyes, smiled and opened his lips: "I ordered the ban on the sea before, because I was afraid that the people along the coast would miss the old master and sneak over to deliver supplies to the bandit army. Now that Nanming has become history, the previous concerns are naturally not concerns. "

"Then for the survival of the people along the coast, the sea, which has been banned for a long time, should be opened!"

"Really, really?" Na Ren rubbed her hands excitedly: "The emperor really ordered to open the sea, and decided to go abroad! Use our countless Qing products to make a lot of money all over the world. Use Foreigners' gold and silver, to enrich the treasury of our Qing Dynasty?"

Shunzhi nodded proudly.

This is what he had thought in front of Wangxiangtai: If the gods have mercy, allow him to return to the beginning of the Qing Dynasty.He must work hard to eliminate all kinds of disadvantages.

Open the door of the sea that he personally ordered to close, and change from passive to active.

Find the homes of those turtle grandsons, tell them how they bullied Daqing, and bully them even more...

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

The Qing Dynasty is a state of etiquette, which is different from those barbarians.

Forget about aggression, we just make money with peace.To be the number one in the world in terms of politics, culture, and military affairs is to be an ordinary person.

Deeply proud for 5000 years, but always regretting...

Cough cough, it's a pity that Na Ren's eyes were bright in that part, and then she was so excited that she covered her mouth and cried: "Great, great! This decision is really great! Absolute merits in the present, benefit in the present and benefit future generations Future generations, eternal generations."

"Even if there are certain obstacles, the emperor must never waver. You..."

"Fly bravely, and Na Ren will always be with you!"

Shunzhi was still a little depressed, so we meet again soon.Other people's Fujins hold their hands together and look at them with tears in their eyes, expressing affectionately that they have lost weight.

Then pay attention to food, clothing, housing and transportation, wishing to prepare all the girls who warm the bed.

I'm afraid that my grandfather will be wronged.

There are nine out of ten, and they have to pay for it, so they can go back home with their grandfather as soon as possible.

But what about his little queen?

I haven't seen each other for ten days, and there is no word of concern.He just dragged him to ask Kai Hai all kinds of questions, and he was so angry that he wanted to seal it with a kiss, so as not to let her small mouth chatter endlessly, just saying things he didn't want to hear!

But now, he was only thankful that he acted late, so he didn't miss the sentence that made his heart surge and blood boil, and he rushed over directly.

hmmmm? ? ?

!!!

Na Ren's eyes were like fire, and he covered his swollen and sore lips with infinite resentment, looking at Shun Zhi with condemnation in his eyes.

The latter embraced her, resting his forehead against hers.

With a low smile: "I advise the queen not to look at me with such seductive eyes, after all, a little farewell is better than a newlywed. I miss the queen crazily all over my body, from the inside to the outside. Especially, especially..."

As he spoke, he moved hintingly.

I'm afraid Naren doesn't understand!

Recently, Na Ren, who has been taught by the queen mother and watched a lot of secret drama pictures: ...

Instantly petrified, his face was on fire, and he was so ashamed that he couldn't help himself.

Fortunately, although the dog emperor is a dog, he was taught by many famous teachers and scholars.Etiquette rules, etc., have long been engraved in the bones.No matter what, it wouldn't be impossible to go crazy in the queen mother's side hall and be a beast to the end.

After being hugged tightly for a long time, Na Ren was finally free.

Only……

The dog smirked in her ear: "Let's spare the queen one more time today, after this gold awarding day. When it comes to Dongyue, wait until you turn eighteen!"

Like the death knell of death, every second of tick-tock represents the end of her girlhood.

Na Ren, who was frightened, repelled, and still a little unclear about her expectation: ...

I just want to cry out loud!

She, she is just a habit of playing tricks, why does she overturn every time?

The original old X flew bravely, and carried the accident himself.Every time she watched a certain granny's funny comment after a video, didn't she hear Shunzhi's plan to open the sea, her blood boiled and her adrenaline surged?

The purpose is to encourage him and support him, no matter how hard or difficult it is, he has to take the first step that determines victory.result……

Na Ren was so distraught that she didn't even bother to tidy up her red and swollen lips.Just like that, he returned to the main hall of the Compassionate Ning Palace, in front of the Empress Dowager.Seen by the sharp-eyed Aunt Su Ma, she approached the Queen Mother with a smile and talked to her.

Make the Queen Mother happy!

Let's just say that the Buddha blesses you, the longevity god blesses you, and the good grandson that Aijia misses so much is hopeful.

On that day, Na Ren changed into simple clothes that would not affect her work, and was about to go to the small kitchen to prepare meals.She was stopped by La Aunt Su Ma with a smile on her face: "Oh, my maidservant's empress!"

"The servant knows that you are filial, and the master is very moved. It is often said that you are not like her daughter-in-law, but like a daughter. Oh no, you are more considerate and heart-warming than a daughter, and I like your craftsmanship even more."

"It's just that you are the queen of the dynasty, you have a high status, and you are busy with everything. How can you cook and wash your hands every day to make soup?"

Na Ren, who had already sorted out her mood, smiled and waved her hands: "Aunt Su Ma's words are serious, no matter what, she is also the daughter-in-law of the empress? The empress should be more careful and thoughtful, and play a positive and positive role for the daughter-in-laws in the world." .”

"How can there be any reason to enjoy the love of mother-in-law but refuse to cook a few meals?"

"Aunt Su Ma, it's rare for me to come to the Palace of Compassion and Ning to stay for a short time, so I can be filial to the Queen's mother. You, don't stop me. Anyway, the Queen is in a good mood and has a great appetite recently, and the dishes are not too bad It's at your discretion, it's convenient."

Aunt Su Ma: ...

Can this servant say that the Empress Dowager is in full bloom every day, even if you give her a piece of bitter melon, she can still taste the unusual sweetness?She has been looking forward to having Mongolian blood for many years, the bond that can make Daqing and Horqin win hand in hand, she is a serious grandson or daughter of the grandson of the emperor!

Just these two words have already surpassed countless people in the world.

But the empress insisted, she was powerless to refuse.

He could only spread his hands in front of the Empress Dowager: "This old servant has tried his best, but the Empress will not listen! She said that it is rare to stay in our Compassionate Ning Palace once, so I must be filial to you. Master, if you make good use of it, it is her greatest treasure." Happy."

"You said this..."

"Hey!" Aunt Su Ma sighed: "They all have the same voice and two lips. Why does the empress's mouth open and close, making people feel like listening to fairy voices, and never tire of hearing them?"

The queen mother was very happy: "Because she is an obedient daughter-in-law of the Ai family, she has a pious and filial heart, and you are just an old guy!"

Aunt Su Ma pulled out her handkerchief and said, "Ge Ge has changed! In the early years, I said that the old slave is your closest Su Ma, but now I just want to smile at the queen haha..."

Just as he was crying for comfort, there was an astonishing smell of food from the outside to the inside.

The queen mother who was afraid of being robbed quickly waved her hands: "Go, go, go, Ai's family is accompanied by a white and tender daughter-in-law, so I don't care about you, old man!"

Aunt Su Ma: ...

Almost fake crying turned into real crying, feeling like I will never love again.

The queen mother was all happy, and Shunzhi seemed to have been beaten to death!

When he came back from the Palace of Compassion and Ning that day, he personally drew a picture of the emperor and the empress embracing each other, with the words Fulin flying bravely and Na Ren always by his side next to it.After carefully mounting and framing, it is a precious place...

Put it in the bed! ! !

Ever since she bid farewell to the queen, she has been haunted by dreams.He didn't know how many times he woke up in one night, rubbing the picture scroll over and over again, recalling the sparkling eyes and blushing face of the little queen when she said this.

A small bubble called happiness is gurgling in my heart.

As for the queen, maybe [-]% of them are just happy and happy, and there is no love between men and women?

Does it matter?

that's not important! ! !

Shunzhi only knew that he was the emperor in this world, and the empress was his wife and queen.Accept the worship of all peoples with him, sleep in the same bed, and be buried in the same tomb.

Decades of staying together is enough to make up for everything.

Let them be like two trees standing side by side, with each other on the surface, in the same boat through thick and thin.In private, there are also countless entangled roots that cannot be cut off.Then the two trees were blown down by the wind and rain, and the thunder and lightning were scorched by the mountain fire.

The endless root system will also last forever, recording their past and accompanying past...

Haha!

Shunzhi hugged the quilt and laughed out loud in the dark night.

After a good night's sleep, he went all out to toss the officials.Urging them to rack their brains to make this year's Gold Award Festival beautiful.Make sure that every meritorious soldier is rewarded, so that the people can feel the court's desire to have fun with them.

It is also necessary to properly arrange the royal family and loyal ministers in the small court of Nanming.

Make it feel the majesty of the imperial court, and dare not offend the king's prestige again.And don't kill indiscriminately, which will damage his reputation as a king among the people.Not to mention condoning traitors and giving them a chance to escape or even make a comeback...

It's not easy for every one of them, let alone their emperor's greed.Not only do you want to have both fish and bear's paws, but you also don't let go of chickens, ducks, pigs and dogs? !

Shunzhi only smiled at this: "Why do I vigorously improve the treatment of officials and eliminate bad governance? Isn't it just to get rid of redundancies and promote truly talented officials? If you can't do everything in parallel and solve everything perfectly, what use do you have for me?" ?”

As soon as I complained, I was almost linked to a wine bag and rice bag or something...

All the ministers were dripping with cold sweat, and hurriedly knelt down like dumplings: "The ministers are stupid, and the emperor is disappointed."

Shunzhi, who scolded someone just now and scolded very crisply, smiled, and put his hands slightly into the void.Take a posture of avoiding etiquette and flat body: "What are you doing, dear friends, please hurry up, please hurry up. People are not sages and sages, can they have no faults?"

"It's human nature to be afraid of hardships and difficulties, and to seek pleasure!"

"Let's not talk about the gentlemen, but I also often have the urge to overturn the table because of the many government affairs. Life is limited, but government affairs are unlimited. Why don't you use this limited time for unlimited enjoyment? After all, life is empty and nothing matters. What about the expectations of the ancestors, what about the children and grandchildren?"

"But when I think about it, what I think in my head and the pen in my hand is not only about myself. There is also the rise and fall of the world, and the well-being of all people. I lost my mind. I just slapped myself on the face and rolled up my sleeves." Keep going."

"If you slack off any longer, don't treat yourself as an individual. Just take this court as a complete picture of Kunyu, and you are the important provinces and governments in it. Think about it. There is only one piece of the territory missing, if it all falls down, the Qing Dynasty will be over!"

"The people of the Li people fell into the uprising, burning, killing and looting at the end of the Ming Dynasty again, and the people were in dire straits. Guaranteed to be full of energy, and never dare to slack off..."

As soon as his "golden and jade words" came out, all the officials worshiped him.All agreed with tears, and a considerable part of the courtiers trembled and couldn't hold themselves.

Shunzhi nodded with a smile, turned his head and told the queen about it as a joke.

Naren:? ? ?

I just wanted to grab the emperor's dog by the tail and ask: Are you sure they are excited?

They, they are more likely to be scared to cry, okay?

After all, those who can stand in the hall of the Qing Dynasty are either themselves or their ancestors who are good at fighting, or their ancestors or themselves become rebellious quickly.The hero of the Manchu Qing Dynasty is also the enemy in the eyes of the Han people.

If the Great Qing Dynasty is really over, then they have one of them counting as one, so how can they think about it?

Make up your mind decisively and feel sad, and then work hard and conscientiously.Resolutely serve the imperial court, and must not let all kinds of brain supplements become facts!

Na Ren, who figured out the joints, smiled, mentioned the carbon pen newly promoted by the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and gave him a few petty words.

He also ordered the messenger to deliver it to the emperor himself, and never to peep privately.

Otherwise, there is a fear of beheading.

The little eunuch was so frightened that he quickly knelt down on his knees: "Don't worry, empress, the slaves will never dare to peep at the empress' golden pen!"

Na Ren smiled and said nothing, and waved him to go quickly.

Qianqing Palace.

Shunzhi was discussing political affairs with Jierhalang, Obai, etc., when he heard that the little eunuch who sent the letter came back, he brought back a handwritten letter.Shunzhi was so surprised that he doubted his own ears: "What? You said that the queen was overjoyed after hearing this, and even wrote back to me?"

Lin Youwei nodded with a smile, and presented a piece of letter paper folded in the shape of leaves.

Shunzhi's eyes were bright, full of surprise.

Unexpectedly, I remembered that heartbroken Ci written in dragon and snake characters, stacked to make a poem of Fang Sheng'er with one heart.Although the queen's stack is in the shape of a leaf, it is basically the same as Fang Sheng'er's?

Fortunately, Na Ren is not around, otherwise he would have to pooh his face.

Seeing a ghost has the same purpose?Clearly very different!She was just afraid that the little eunuch couldn't help his curiosity, and secretly read the letter paper to reveal something in front of Shunzhi.So good that he missed a life.

Only then did he fold a leaf casually, so that he did not dare to act rashly.

How can you think that the dog emperor has such a strong brain power and loves to show off so much?

He actually stopped discussing matters, and ordered someone to show Zhu Qing tea and snacks.After he has seen it, give the Queen a few words to continue.During the period, that triumphant, that blatant show off!

Let Jierhalang, Aobai and others look at each other: Isn't it just a peach blossom letter, and it is also worthy of being a long live god?

I think that all of them have wives, concubines and maids, and enjoy the blessings of being equal.

It is not an exaggeration to say that it is romantic.

It's absurd, who doesn't have a heart that loves like a treasure?

Ask gold and silver for gold and silver, and jewels for jewels.Do you dare to know that the sky is high and the earth is thick, disturbing the men's business?What Fujin did was sent back to her natal family to calm down, or she grounded her feet, copied scriptures, and seized the power of the family for a period of time.

What if concubine Ge Ge and his ilk?

Ha ha!

Let her be beautiful and beautiful, and let Fujin hurry up.Drag him out and beat him to death, and let everyone wait for his sentence!

It's not like the emperor, since the empress entered the palace, she disappeared from the harem, and only favored the empress.The queen has not been happy for several years, and the emperor has not seen the slightest dissatisfaction.He pampered him wholeheartedly, and was even more delighted by the queen's few words.

Although the harmony between the emperor and empress is the blessing of all people, but...

This is too blind! ! !

Obai and the others, who were slandered in their hearts, thanked each other, rubbed the teacups one by one, and sipped carefully, as if they were sipping a peerless tea.In fact, the ears of all of them were erected high, and they kept glancing at them from the corner of their eyes, for fear of missing a little bit of excitement.

Shunzhi wanted to show off, but he didn't care about it.

With a smile on his face, he gently opened the leaf-shaped letter paper, and the result...

On the huge piece of paper was only a picture of a small, wretched little man with his big teeth bared.A square frame was drawn around the mouth of the avatar: Your Majesty is truly coquettish, and my concubine is too inferior!

I never thought it would be Shunzhi like this:! ! !

With a shake of his hand, the thin letter paper broke free from his palm and flew to the table.Lin Youwei, the omnipotent secretary, hurriedly bowed to help pick it up, but Shunzhi yelled, "Don't move!"

He trembled in fright, and hurriedly stopped what he was doing.

Only then did Shunzhi step forward to pick up the letter paper, folded it slightly, and hurriedly stuffed it into his purse.He also tried to cover up and explained: "It's nothing, only the queen is considerate. I'm afraid that I will be busy with government affairs day and night and hurt the dragon's body, so I sent a letter to persuade me."

Although I told her not to worry so much about that face, but the Empress is such a considerate and proud face, it almost blinded the eyes of everyone present.

And you recalled the expression and mood that Eunuch Lin saw just now, do you believe this?

What a pain to be a minister!

Even though they knew that the person sitting on the dragon chair was talking nonsense, they had to pretend that they didn't notice it at all.Hold back the laugh, hold back the rainbow fart.I tried all the words of praise and praised the empress empress fiercely.Use all the beautiful adjectives that can be applied to women! ! !

Don't be stingy.

At the end of the day, adding some emperor and empress is a match made in heaven.It is better than all the couples in the world. The union between them is definitely the one that has been going on for thousands of years, and Yuelao is the most troublesome!Insurance can grow old together, love for a hundred years and so on.

Countless people have personally tested it, no matter how angry the emperor is, it will be useful! ! !

not angry?

That would of course be even more icing on the cake!

For example, at this moment, the emperor was seduced by the letter from the queen empress.He was absent-minded throughout the whole process, his eyes kept glancing at his purse.He didn't wait for the discussion to come up with Ziwu Maoyou, so he waved his hand directly: "Okay, I'm here today. Lovers, go back and think about it, write a note, and discuss it tomorrow morning!"

"Hey!" Everyone waited to salute obediently, pretending that they hadn't seen the eagerness of the emperor leaving.

October [-]th, the Golden Festival.

The birthday of the Manchu people.

In the ninth year of Tiancong, the former emperor Huang Taiji renamed Jurchen Manchuria.From this year onwards, every October [-]th, a banquet will be held in the palace.Singing and dancing, the emperor and his ministers celebrated together.But this year, it was even more grand than ever.

From Tai/Zu Nurhachi's seven great hatreds to the present, after four generations① of emperors' efforts for decades, they finally achieved their wish.

Looking at Kyushu, it all belongs to the Qing Dynasty.

Even Ryukyu, which was occupied by foreigners, was taken back by the imperial court!

As the creator of this achievement and good news, Shunzhi offered sacrifices to the Taimiao, Sheji, etc., and also offered Enke and reduced taxes.

He also rewarded the meritorious ministers heavily, and gave special sympathy to the families of the soldiers who died.If there are two elders who are weak and poor or whose youngest son has no refuge, the imperial court is responsible for providing for the elderly or raising the youngest son.Never let any hero who bleeds and sacrificed for the Qing Dynasty hold grudges, and dare not close his eyes at the end of his life!

As soon as this article came out, the ruling and opposition parties were in an uproar.

The general who was born in the army and walked over from the bottom with two footprints even burst into tears on the spot: "Your servant will know that the emperor is the best emperor in the world!"

"Diligent and hardworking, love the people like children."

"Being a commoner under your rule, a minister in the court, is really a blessing for three lives!"

As soon as this remark came out, many people immediately echoed it, and they all said that even if they searched through "24 History", there was no such preferential treatment of the emperor as the emperor.It is their good fortune to meet the emperor and become his soldier.

Shunzhi hurriedly smiled humbly: "The love is too high. The soldiers fought bloody for the court and went through life and death. The court rewards you according to your merits. It is the duty of the court to give preferential treatment to the families of the victims. Although I am not talented, I also know that if you hadn't waited for the Qing Dynasty to get out of Jianzhou, the Qing Dynasty would not be possible."

"It is the tens of thousands of warriors like you who sacrificed their lives for today's peace and victory."

"I, thank you all!"

Shunzhi clasped his fists together and gave a salute to the generals.

A group of rough men who were already deeply moved knelt down like dumplings: "How can I wait for you, dare to be the Long Live Lord? The only way to repay the trust of the Long Live Lord. From now on, the Long Live Lord The point of the sword is our direction!"

During the banquet, the emperor and his ministers got along with each other, and there was a lot of harmony. Na Ren, the empress, was also admired by all the wives inside and outside.

Because she just saw an epic scene, Na Ren was feeling a surge of emotion.During the banquet, the plum wine was so sweet that Shunzhi let her drink a small pot without paying attention.

When she found out, she saw the little queen blushing and blinking at him with her big watery eyes.

Longevity God! ! !

Shunzhi groaned secretly, and hurriedly found an excuse to take the little friend out of the table first.I was afraid that she would speak out loud and frighten all the civil and military officials present.

Can……

The officials who were taken into consideration were completely unaware, and shook their heads quietly in private: they felt that their wise monarch was good everywhere, but it was better than the affection of his sons and daughters.Although the queen is very good and excellent.But how can a majestic son of heaven, like a villager in the mountains, have only one wife?

It's a pity that the emperor is stubborn and refuses to listen to persuasion, and loves to punish officials who talk too much about him.

As time goes by, the officials will only dare to slander!

who made...

The queen not only won the emperor's favor, but was also treated as an eyeball by the queen mother?After several years in the palace, there is no good news at all, and it does not bring any weakening of her favor.

The queen mother who knew the truth just wanted to spread her hands: Why is she in a hurry?

He gave birth to that bastard son and weak daughter three thousand, and he just wanted to drink from the Queen's scoop.And the empress was hurt by that bastard again...

She could only calm down and wait slowly.

Otherwise, once forcibly intervening and producing very bad consequences, I can't bear to be one of them.God knows if a second Naren will appear, walk into the heart of the brat, and ease the conflict between their mother and child!

I am used to a good life where mothers are kind and sons are filial, and mother-in-law and daughter-in-law get along well.

The queen mother is not willing to ruin everything for the sake of her unnecessary grandson!

Anyway, with the fragrant bait in hand, you don't have to worry about stupid fish not biting the bait!

Didn't that boy Fulin couldn't stand it, and took him away at the banquet?

The queen mother smiled, full of anticipation.

Little did he know that Shunzhi stepped out of the main hall of Qianqing Palace, so he carried her obedient daughter-in-law on his shoulders and ran quickly to Zhaoren Hall.I'm afraid that if I'm a bit late, I'll make my drunken friend spit out something that shouldn't be said.

As a result, although the goal was achieved, the cost was also very high.

Just as soon as he entered the palace gate, he retreated left and right.Na Ren, the little drunk cat, vomited out with a whoosh, successfully making both himself and Shunzhi hang up.

The soaring smell of wine mixed with amazing sourness made Shunzhi stagger.

He almost slipped his hand and threw the evil little bastard on his shoulder.He was so scared that his forehead was covered with white hairs!He quickly put the person down, only to find that his hands were wet and slippery.

That feeling is really...

Shunzhi is about to vomit, okay?

But at this moment, the drunk cat came to life, and stretched out its hand to swipe in front of his eyes: "Hey! The dog emperor, two dog emperors? Are you starting the road of cultivating immortals and entering the distraction stage?"

"Heh!" Shunzhi sneered: "I have reached the out-of-body stage of cultivation, and I am so angry with you that my soul is out of my body!!!"

"Dog Emperor?"

"I didn't know that the queen called me that in private?"

"I'm from the earth when I'm sober, but the earth is mine when I'm drunk." Na Ren put her hips on her hips and said confidently, "I am an emperor, open my mouth and keep my mouth shut, as if I am afraid that others will not know that you are an emperor. It's just like that, like a sad empress who can be sent to the dog with just one word without a son or pet. You..."

"Aren't you a dog?"

"I was more than 400 years older than others, and I was born again and belonged to Wangxiangtai. Adding, subtracting, and rounding up, there is a full 600 years of age difference!!! You are more than just an old cow, how can you be embarrassed? My young grass did it???"

"Woooooooo..."

"It's a pity that I haven't been in love before and after wearing it. After wearing it, I'm married, and I'm with... a peerless old villain who has an ex-wife, true love, three thousand women, and a bunch of children!"

"I am a beautiful flower, and before I even have a flower bud, I was missed by thieves..."

pat!

A paw hammered over, and there was another wet mark on Shunzhi's gorgeous dragon robe.

He was so angry that he gritted his teeth, and grabbed the claws of a certain little bastard: "This is you. If another master dares to do this, she will be gone. Do you believe it? You, I rely on me to spoil you!"

Naren waited to say more, Shunzhi already didn't give her a chance.

Just pick up the person and go straight to the bathroom.

Na Ren, who suddenly flew into the air, screamed in fright, calling for someone, come on, come on, come on, help me!There are Deng Tuzi, and there are Deng Tuzi trying to hold me hostage! ! !

The ghost roared and screamed, and the veins on Shunzhi's forehead twitched violently.

I could also hear Lin Youwei outside the door jumping in fear, Zishan, who was really worried about his master, dared to shout: "Your Majesty, your majesty..."

Shunzhi yelled: "Get out, get out of here, I'll take care of you, Your Majesty!"

Zishan, etc.: ...

I'm not very relieved, and I want to ask again.

Lin Youwei was so frightened that he quickly grabbed the man, and lowered his voice to persuade: "Oh, grandma, do you want to die? How dare you not listen to the emperor's orders? Get out of here, slow down, our family is afraid that you will never have another chance! "

"Can……"

"But what's the matter?" Lin Youwei frowned: "How the emperor treats the empress, others don't know that we are close to serve you? Then I have always been in various difficulties, and I am unwilling to embarrass the empress in the slightest! Empress empress, long live Master's heart and lungs!"

Because he and the queen both have secrets, they often discuss some confidential issues.The soundproofing of their residence was naturally taken seriously by Shunzhi.

Study in every possible way, trial and error.

It is only now that unless you yell loudly, the outside sounds are vague, why can't you hear the specific content, but the words are clear when you hear the outside.

It was originally for the sake of confidentiality and convenience, but now Shunzhi, who heard Lin Youwei's words, couldn't help poking Na Ren's forehead: "Look, every slave can see clearly, but you are the only one who refuses to do anything." Believe in my heart..."

Tired from struggling, Na Ren, who was already a little drowsy, opened his eyes in confusion: "I'm so sleepy, go to sleep!"

Shunzhi looked at her mess, and frowned in disgust: "It's as dirty as a pig, how can you sleep? Be good, I'll wash it for you!"

"Wash it?" Na Ren frowned: "No, no, no! Mom said that a little girl's body should not be shown to a little boy, and she will be ashamed. Especially the private parts, even more! There are bad boys, If Wei Shushu wants to watch it, he has to yell indecently, call the police and ask the police uncle to arrest him..."

"Private parts?"

"Yeah!" Na Ren nodded: "What Xiao Nei Nei covers is all her private parts!"

As if she was afraid that Shunzhi would not understand, she smiled and pointed.

Boom!

Shunzhi heard the sound of lightning and thunder in his heart, and the sound of blood rushing to his face.

The little queen would say this and that for a while, and she might reveal something she should or shouldn't reveal at any time.So much so that no matter what he did, he never dared to use his hands on others.He could only endure the embarrassment and tear off her clothes, and threw her whole body into the warm tub.

Unexpectedly, she was so frightened that she yelled and stood up and hugged him tightly.

Pull it over, move it closer, pull it again, move it closer.It made him flustered, made him blush...

The 16th year of Shunzhi's Gold Award Festival is definitely the most exciting and impassioned in Shunzhi's life.Also the most exasperated and unforgettable.So much so that in the next few decades, he always doubted: As for his virtue of wishing to turn into a wolf when he saw the little queen, how did he grit his teeth and hold back?

Over the years since then, he has not thought of a reasonable answer.

But he really remembered when the little queen punched him on the eye socket early the next morning and accused him of being a beast.

He gritted his teeth: "The queen thinks too much. I have waited for a big meal for several years, so I won't just eat it casually. As you said, life needs a sense of ritual. The side dishes I painstakingly prepared are all delicious. If it’s not ready, you won’t move your chopsticks so easily!”

"However, I have remembered everything from yesterday, so you have to wait for me!!!"