[Qing Chuan] The queen just wants to eat melon

"This..." Na Ren frowned: "The fountain pen, carbon pen, ballpoint pen, etc., can all achieve the effect the emperor said. But..."

"The process is more complicated and the materials used are more sophisticated."

"Not to mention the high cost, it also involves many materials and technologies that are not available in the Qing Dynasty. It is by no means as simple and easy as a pencil. You can still try to use a pen. Carbon pens and ballpoint pens are beyond the reach of today's technology. It's here!"

Not to mention anything else, the little ball inside the refill.Modern capitals once relied on imports, let alone the Qing Dynasty?

Shunzhi curled his lips: "Is that okay, can the queen draw some pictures? The servants under the construction department are ingenious, and they are used to drawing inferences. Think about it carefully, not to say that the blue is the blue. But I think it should be no problem to draw a bridge like a gourd. .”

As he spoke, he glanced at the eighteen pencils.

Na Ren followed his gaze and looked at the eighteen pencils with slightly different colors, scents, and even shades.I also have to offer my knees and praise the wisdom of the ancients: "Such a good finished product has been produced in such a short period of time."

"I have also made many adjustments and made up to [-] kinds of blacks with different shades. I have also carried out experiments. How can this be just a picture of a gourd?"

"Clearly the pursuit of perfection has reached the extreme, and the quality of ordinary small pencils has been sublimated!"

Na Ren leaned forward and sniffed the faint fragrance on the paper.

With an intoxicated expression on his face, he said: "This is such a capable and efficient assistant to the gods, he should be greatly affirmed, praised and rewarded!"

Getting promoted and getting rich all the way.

Na Ren has even imagined their success and reached the pinnacle of life.Motivate more people to study hard, and respond to the scene where good results are rolling in.result……

Shunzhi pursed his lips, and said disapprovingly: "It's not a complicated matter, and the queen has provided detailed prescriptions. It's just a simple way to find out. If you can't do it well, what use do I need them?"

Look!

It's not that she looked forward and backward, hesitated, and lost the courage and valor of our modern women.It is really……

The emperor and the queen sound like they are facing each other, especially equal.

actual?

As she claims to be, she is actually a concubine.Cong Xin (tool of torture) Cong female, guilty woman, female slave, life and death, honor and disgrace are all in the other party's mind!

They don't even have the minimum mutual respect, so what about whoever they're messing with?Na Ren smiled, only feeling that her little head understood a lot more clearly.

Shunzhi: ...

I don't know why, but the little queen is still laughing.But he panicked for no reason in his heart, feeling that this person who was close at hand was far away from him for no reason.

But if you look closely, you can only see the little queen holding a pencil, writing and drawing on the paper stroke by stroke.

He was so serious that he didn't even dare to breathe loudly, for fear of disturbing her.

On the contrary, Na Ren had a big stake poked beside him, looking quite uncomfortable.Hastily put the fountain pen and ballpoint pen.The structure diagram of the carbon pen is drawn separately, and the principles and materials used are also marked one by one.Naren checked again and again that everything was correct, and handed it over to Shunzhi.

"Here, the emperor can let the Ministry of Internal Affairs try the drawings of fountain pens, carbon pens and ballpoint pens. But..."

Na Ren frowned: "After all, it is the technology of the fairy world, and it is inevitable that it is complicated. If there is a discrepancy, Long Live God must not blame it!"

At least don't let those excellent craftsmen lose money on things that have a high probability of being impossible to complete.

In order to prevent the dog emperor from being obedient and vicious, Na Ren also emphasized: "After all, it is the concubine who drew this picture, and it is also the concubine who came up with such an idea that is unlikely to be completed. If Long Live God is to blame, it is the concubine who is to blame. Injure others, otherwise..."

"The concubine is a harem, so she naturally regards the Lord Long Live as the sky. If you dare not fight the sky, you will not be able to fight."

"But I didn't kill Boren, but Boren died because of me. I'm afraid I won't be able to pass this hurdle for the rest of my life, and I won't be able to draw any pictures anymore!"

The corners of Shunzhi's mouth twitched slightly: "Queen, don't worry, I'm not a bloodthirsty person. I don't do things well, and there may be blame and punishment, but I will never ignore human life. Even Wu Liangfu is so rebellious, I will give him a chance again and again. As long as he If there is a little heart to rein in the horse, I will not pursue it too much."

"That's true for those who are greedy and rebellious, let alone those who serve the Royal Household Department conscientiously?"

Na Ren: ...

Although I think this example is too inappropriate, but after all, the emperor has made a promise, right?

To be a human being, the most important thing is to learn how to go downhill!

In order to get to the Kangxi year smoothly, she must be a hero who understands current affairs.

Ever since, the Empress hurriedly blessed her: "Yes, my concubine is superficial and misunderstood the Lord Long Live. I apologize to you here, so you don't remember the villain's mistakes and forgive this concubine?"

"I!"

"Ah?" Na Ren raised his head and looked at him stupidly.

Just, very cute.

Let Shunzhi couldn't help stretching out Lushan's claws, and rubbed them twice.Rubbing her little couple's heads to one side, she reluctantly let go: "The meaning is, don't empress have such a relationship with me, and call yourself that I am from now on."

Ah this?

What kind of medicine did you take wrong again! ! !

Na Ren roared in his heart, but his face was full of sincerity and fear: "No, no, no, there are differences between monarchs and ministers, emperors and empresses, concubines... How dare concubines be so presumptuous? It's too presumptuous! Inappropriate, inappropriate, inappropriate..."

The acting is so natural, it's almost penetrating.

But who would have thought of it?

The queen actually has a big opinion on this professed!

That night when I was drunk, I even said, "Concubine, concubine, concubine, your grandma?"Died early in the morning, what the hell are you still pretending to be a peerless sand sculpture in front of your aunt? 'The indecent language.There is a serious criticism of feudalism, and a strong condemnation of him, the representative emperor of feudalism.

After a long time, Shunzhi still remembers it fresh.

It's just that I've been busy recently, and I haven't put in any effort at all, and I haven't had a suitable opportunity to procrastinate until now.

I thought that the little queen would happily respond, but in the end...

But it was quite a strong objection, so true that Shunzhi thought that his memory had gone wrong.Sure enough, the heart of a woman, the sea needle, it's time to let the little queen get drunk again!

Shunzhi, who had a crooked idea in his heart, smiled, and patted her hand: "You and I are one body, no matter what, it is the result of love, how can there be any overstepping or not?"

"The queen is good in everything, but she is too cautious."

"The emperor praises me, concubine... Concubine is the head of the six palaces after all. She has the responsibility to discipline concubines and be a role model for them. If concubine takes the lead and doesn't obey the rules, how will this huge harem be managed? The emperor is sympathetic, concubine Thank you so much, I can't give up!"

In order to avoid history repeating itself, you will be caught in the pigtails again.

Those who walk a hundred miles are half ninety, and the closer to success, the more difficult it will be.My journey as empress dowager will take at least 2000 days, so I have to be careful.

Beware of going halfway! ! !

Thinking about it this way, Na Ren couldn't help being more respectful.

Seeing that Shunzhi was so powerless: "Forget it, as long as the queen is happy. Well, I want Lin Youwei to go to the construction department, arrange these pictures properly, and then come back to accompany the queen?"

"No, no, no, no!"

Na Ren waved her hands again and again, realizing that her attitude was a bit hurtful.Busy and shy, she smiled: "Your Majesty, don't get me wrong, my concubine..."

"I just want to say that you are busy with government affairs, so I don't dare to disturb you. Anyway, I already have a pencil now, so I don't need to bother you to grind ink for my concubine as the emperor!"

In order to prove the credibility of what he said, Na Ren also picked up a pencil and twirled it around his fingertips a few times very skillfully.

Did you say no to Hongxiu Tianxiang as agreed? ? ?

Shunzhi was stunned, more than a little regretful, he wanted to slap himself on the face: I owe you!What is it not good to use to shorten the distance and activate the atmosphere?Non-ridiculous queen handwriting!This is good, if people have pencils, they don’t need you! ! !

Na Ren didn't understand the reason for someone's sudden loneliness, and she didn't want to understand.

He just shook his head and laughed, and focused on writing again.

As Shunzhi said earlier, she wrote on the soap she revealed after she was drunk.Written on toilet paper, it is best to study sanitary napkins.There are also shampoos, masks, essences, and perfumes! ! !

Although, although she has forgotten all about her profession.

I only remember the basics of many things, but what about the skilled craftsmen of the Ministry of Internal Affairs?

With the collective wisdom and efforts, everything may not be impossible, right!

Na Ren smiled, writing and writing with confidence.When Shunzhi finished explaining and came back after sorting out her mood, she had already written several articles, a total of twenty or thirty prescriptions.

Seeing that Shunzhi felt distressed, he hurriedly poured tea for him: "My good queen, drink some tea, take a break, and don't get tired. Otherwise, I will go back to the Compassionate Ning Palace to greet you, and the Empress will have to smoke me!"

Na Ren thanked her, took a sip from the teacup, "How can the emperor say it so seriously?"

"I don't know how happy the Empress would be if she knew that my concubine could help you! After all, she has always been the heart of a bodhisattva, and she cherishes the country. I don't know how much I look forward to the prosperity of the country and the people's peace, and the people live and work in peace and contentment..."

He talked endlessly, and even the corners of his eyes and brows were full of praise and admiration.

Seeing this, Shunzhi felt sour in his heart!

Feeling that the little queen worships and is filial to the Queen Mother, she often makes soup with her own hands.He also loves and cares for Xuan Ye, and takes care of him frequently.Even Concubine Kang can get some kind of favor from her, and she protects her overtly and secretly.

Alone him!

He was the one who cared the most and was the most considerate to her, but he was also the most perfunctory! ! !

Shunzhi was wronged, and the queen mother was not at ease.

Looking forward to the stars and the moon, I have been looking forward to it for several days.The relatives and daughters-in-law never came to pay their respects, and even all the palace affairs were brought back to Wei Yu Palace by the four maidservants.When she finds time to deal with it, I will pass on everything.

The stinky boy came to say hello every day, but he just clicked and left.

When asked about the queen, she kept her mouth shut.

You can miss the Queen Mother!

After being persuaded and persuaded by La Aunt Su Ma, it was finally possible to suppress the idea of ​​going to Weiyu Palace in person, so as to have a look.Stay in the Compassionate Ning Palace, waiting eagerly.When Na Ren finally came to the door, wouldn't she be overjoyed and come to greet her directly?

Na Ren was stunned, and then slowly smiled: "Daughter-in-law sees Huang Erniang, I haven't seen Huang Erniang for half a month, how is Huangerniang?"

The queen mother stared at her for a moment, wishing not to let go of even a hair.

Make sure you are only a little thinner, but still in good spirits.

No injury, no illness, and no dark circles behind her eyes.The queen mother smiled and took her arm: "The Ai family is in the Palace of Compassion and Peace all day long, and they are pampered and pampered every day. What's wrong with it? But you girl, it's been more than half a month since I saw you, but the Ai family has a good life." miss."

"Ask Fulin, that brat is still hesitating, telling a secret."

"It's a good thing to say anyway, so that the Ai family doesn't have to worry. When I see you later, everything will be clear. I have been looking forward to it, but you are here. Do you want to clear up the confusion for the Ai family?"

"Okay, okay!" Na Ren smiled and held her arm: "What does Queen Mother want to know, Na Ren promises to know everything without saying anything. But..."

"Aren't our mothers talking about it in the palace?"

"Don't look at the spring breeze in February, which looks very warm, but it is actually very strong. Be careful, don't catch the wind and cold again."

The empress dowager naturally benefits from the filial piety of her precious daughter-in-law.Wen Yan smiled and patted her hand: "Okay, okay, listen to our Na Ren!"

The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law walked into the underground hall talking and laughing, as cordial and warm as a mother and daughter.But the imperial concubine Yijing who came in a hurry is so envious!

It's a shame that Abu Nai returned to Chahar at a young age, and his mother-in-law is Zhe Zhe.

Another lifelong enemy of hers!

Tired of the house, she looked down on Zhe Zhe, and she also looked down on the eldest princess Gulun Wenzhuang born by her. The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law always only care about face.

Because of this, she hoped that Bogor would marry a virtuous and dignified Fujin.result……

The stinky boy was fascinated by sex, so Baba begged Dong E to marry him.Because of her disapproval, she asked directly to Bumbutai's mother and son.Great knees, bent to the enemy.She almost vomited blood out of anger, and directly labeled the little daughter-in-law a vixen.

All kinds of tossing is commonplace, how can there be any warmth?

Even Boguoer sent letters from thousands of miles to report to her the good news that Fujin is happy and the eldest son is expected.After she was happy for a while, she was even more worried that her son would be left alone.Thinking about sending two maids there, don't wrong my son!

But even though she is a noble concubine, she can't send people to go to the south of the Yangtze River.

I had no choice but to hold back my pride, and begged in front of my old enemy.

ha? ? ?

Naren's pupils were shocked: "Ten, eleven siblings are happy? This..."

"What is this?" The noble concubine raised her eyes, and glanced at Naren's stomach with a half-smile: "We have been married for more than a year, and it is too late to conceive a child at this time. Why is the empress doing this?" Such a fuss? Oh, it’s still my fault!”

"Forget about your little girl's family, you don't understand this..."

The little girl's words that were especially emphasized seemed to be laughing silently.Xiao Na Renbai had the reputation of favoring the sixth palace, but so far it is still perfect.I also laughed at Bumubu Taibai who loved her so much and cherished her so much, but was destined to fetch water from a bamboo basket.

Just recovering from the shock, you have encountered such a provocation? ? ?

Na Ren, who is most afraid of being forced to consummate the house and give birth to a child, is angry.

Quickly burst into a flowery smile: "Yes, yes, the Concubine Gui is right, but I really don't understand. After all, the emperor is sympathetic and the empress loves me, so I still have to be a girl for two or three years. Consider this a lot."

"There is no need to think about being pregnant with a dragon descendant one day. Who will let me have the most loving and kindest mother-in-law in the world?"

"At that time, the Queen Mother will definitely arrange everything properly, so that I won't be wronged at all."

"It's not like some wicked mother-in-laws who don't care about anything and only want to make things difficult for their daughter-in-law!"

After finishing speaking, she covered her mouth belatedly: "Ah, look at me, I'm always too straightforward. But what are you angry about, Concubine Gui? I said those wicked mothers-in-law, but didn't mention you... "

This tone, this application, simply restored the noble concubine Yijing just now.

It made the queen mother lean forward and back together.

The noble concubine Yijing was furious, with a face full of storms.

Hurry up, but Shunzhi still caught up with such a scene, and hurried forward to block the little queen, protecting her from the rain.Then she frowned, and looked at the noble concubine Yijing with great displeasure: "The queen didn't speak clearly enough last time? Or is it that the imperial concubine feels that the capital is too small and aggrieved, and wants to go back to the Chahar grassland to live a free life?" ?”

Hit with one arrow, straight to the bull's-eye.

It was nailed to the Achilles' heel of Noble Concubine Yijing with great precision, so that she had to endure all kinds of annoyance.Explained in a good voice: "Fulin, oh no, the emperor misunderstood. I just... only heard that Bogoer Fujin was happy, and I was thinking about it. I was afraid that the young couple would be ignorant and ignorant when they became parents for the first time. If there is any mistake, hurt With royal blood."

"So I was thinking of begging the Queen Mother for mercy, allowing me to send a few nuns and maids there!"

"Then the mother will serve the eleventh brother and sister, and the palace maid will serve the eleventh brother?" Na Ren curled her lips: "I only say that you are disgusted by an evil mother-in-law, so don't be so hasty and just sit down!"

The daughter-in-law just gave her son a concubine when she was pregnant. Is it really a person?

So, even if the feudal society is true now, the system of monogamy and multiple concubines is practiced.Well, that's too low-handed!

Na Ren thought with some uncertainty.

In the end, Shunzhi didn't wait for Concubine Yijing to spray her, and Shunzhi spoke first: "Hey, the queen must not misinterpret the concubine's love for her son like this. There are thousands of miles in the south of the Yangtze River, and the young Boguoer couple is newly married and pregnant. Concubine Toffee is also worried. But..."

Shunzhi took out a letter from his pocket: "Bogoer wrote in his own hand, saying that after more than a month of hard work, he has discovered several new improved varieties. Although they have not been cultivated yet, he has several years of planting experience as a farmer. I want to come. There must be something."

"It can be regarded as a small contribution to the court, so!"

Shunzhi pursed his lips, satisfying the curiosity of Concubine Yijing and Na Ren, and said: "So he decided to use this skill in exchange for a kindness. I beg you to show some brotherly love, and resist the imperial concubine. You may have something to give away, especially It's an act of giving away a beauty!"

That face of a hero who spoke, I also had to give him a face-slapping expression.

The noble concubine Yijing was so angry that she almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.Without saying a word, he snatched the letter with his hands and read ten lines at a glance before leaving the Compassionate Ning Palace in a daze.

Just, just as suddenly as when she came.

But right now, Na Ren has no time to take care of her.What was flying in his head was the explosive news that Mrs. Dong E was pregnant, Prince Xiang Boguoer refused his concubine, and was willing to be a couple with Fujin for the rest of his life.

I don't know whether this little butterfly of myself is too powerful, fanning history away from its original direction.

still is……

Dong E's child was not born, and Bogoer died young, so he failed to fulfill his promise to his beloved wife.

The reason why the queen mother still acts as a good daughter-in-law is because of the influence of Na Muzhong, and she is afraid.

He hurriedly held her hand to comfort her: "Good boy, don't be afraid, you even put on the top hat of the best mother-in-law in the world. Even if Aijia is pretending, he has to pretend to love you! Not only will I take care of everything for you, but I will never be Na Muzhong's second!"

Na Ren, who was awakened by her grasp, blushed, and snuggled into her arms: "Well, Na Ren is not afraid, the queen mother is not so unreasonable. The queen mother is considerate and smart. !"

Knowing that cows don't drink water, they can't force their heads down.If you force it, you may not be able to satisfy your wishes.

Naren didn't say the big truth in the latter sentence, but only farted on the queen mother.

The blow made her heart ecstatic, and there was no last grievance in her heart.

He just stared at his stupid son with a look of hatred: such a good queen, why don't you know how to work harder?

Shunzhi who is already working hard: ...

He decisively changed the topic: "Isn't the empress always wondering, what is the empress busy during this time? Why is it that there is no time to go to the Palace of Compassion and Peace! Today, the empress can be regarded as a busy day. Come on, has Queen Empress understood?"

Mentioning this, the Queen Mother became annoyed: "Before I even said anything, that annoying Na Muzhong came over!"

"It's okay, it's okay!" Shunzhi hurriedly comforted: "My son told the queen's mother, lest our queen be humble and embarrassed to tell the truth about her achievements."

How smart is the queen mother?

As long as the word "merit" is used, it is immediately associated with many new products of the Ministry of Internal Affairs: "Could it be that our Na Ren has a clever mind and understands by analogy. Has there really been a new achievement beyond the glass and silver mirror?"

"Go!"

Shunzhi clapped his hands: "Emperor Niang is really smart, she can guess right! But ah... our Naren is really a god, she has not only made one achievement, but she has made a lot of achievements."

"Although the silver mirrors and pencils in the past, the soap and scented soap that are still being made are powerful, they can bring a lot of benefits to the national treasury. However, businessmen are always trivial. The foundation of the country lies in farming, the talents of the pillars, and the elites of the Eight Banners. !"

"Indeed." The Empress Dowager nodded, "Farming is the foundation of a country, and officials are good officials who govern the world. Only the elites of the Eight Banners are brave and invincible, so that the imperial court can suppress the bandits and deter the nations."

"Emperor Niang's words are very true. Because of this, the Queen's contribution can be said to be beneficial to the country and the people, and it is worthy of being recorded in the annals of history!"

ha? ? ?

Naren, who was farted by the crazy rainbow, was stunned, and began to review what he had done recently.It is so powerful that it can shine in the history and leave a strong mark in the history books.

But no matter how hard she tried, she still couldn't do it.

After all, apart from the initial pencils, and the fountain pens, original master pens, and carbon pens that may not be made in a short time.For the rest, she has been immersed in beauty and makeup!After all, everyone knows that women and children earn the most money.

In order to add points to their beauty, women are never stingy.So these days, Na Ren has been busy with this aspect.

Cheng couldn't think of any earth-shattering things he had done, so he could only look at Shunzhi curiously, waiting for him to reveal the final answer.can say that……

Waiting obediently, squatting a protagonist is your own melon?

Shunzhi smiled: "The empress forgot, you once drew a distiller in order to produce pure water and essential oils?"

"Yes!" Na Ren nodded: "Not only pure water and essential oils, but also distilled alcohol!"

Wait, she seems to have gotten something...