[Qing Chuan] The queen just wants to eat melon

Shun, the little thief, tilted his head, avoiding the bad luck of being smashed into panda eyes by the queen again.

Unexpectedly, the little drunk cat exploded: "Thunder, rain and dew are all due to your kindness. Ai's family beat you, and you slave dare to hide?"

Shunzhi: ...

Quickly clear the field and let everyone wait to leave.

After all the maids and eunuchs filed out, Shunzhi personally twisted the veil to wipe his hands and face for the Drunken Cat Queen.

As a result, although this person was quite drunk, his defensive awareness was not low.He just got close to the bed when another old punch hit him.

Shunzhi dodged again, and was immediately annoyed: "The famous thousand-cup drinker on the grassland drank countless Batulu's heroines? God of longevity, my little queen, did you drink three cups just now?"

Naren tilted her head, opened her eyes wide and tried hard to see.

But no matter how you look at it, there is still a yellow ball in front of you.Only vaguely heard someone mocking her, underestimating her drinking capacity?

How can this be tolerated?

Sitting up in shock on the dragon bed: "Presumptuous, how dare you slander Aijia? Come here, give me a foot of red!"

Three beggars shouted over in a row, but Shunzhi finally couldn't bear it.

Bully stepped forward, wiped his hands and face for the drunken cat queen, and asked with a smile, "Aijia? The emperor is not dead yet, what kind of Aijia are you?"

"Death?"

Na Ren is too sensitive about these two words, after all, she has been counting the days on her fingers.Thinking of the 18th year of Gou Shunzhi, the rebellious emperor kicked his legs, and Xiao Xuanye successfully ascended the throne.

Can she be promoted from queen to queen mother and reach the pinnacle of life?

This rebellious and unscrupulous thought is usually firmly hidden, and he dare not reveal the slightest bit.I'm drunk today, my mind is muddled, how can I manage so much?

Immediately smirked: "Don't worry, don't worry, you will die sooner or later!"

"Now, it's the 12th year of Shunzhi, wait! Wait until the 18th year of Shunzhi, hehe, this palace will become a homeless family. Don't worry about the dog emperor obsessed with his younger brother and daughter-in-law, and he will waste his queen with all his might... ..."

"When baby Xuan Ye takes over, the Ai family will be able to do whatever they want hahahahaha!"

Na Ren laughed wildly, with an extremely arrogant attitude.

But they didn't know that these words were like a thunderbolt from the blue sky, which directly blew Shunzhi's whole body into a bewilderment!

He was so frightened that he rushed out quickly, and said to Lin Youwei who was guarding outside: "You, you stay farther away. Stay on guard and don't allow anyone to approach for any reason. Anyone who is poking around to the left will be killed!!"

"Hey, I obey the order." Lin Youwei took a few steps back and knelt down.

But I saw the Long Live Lord blowing back into the hall like the wind, as swiftly and suddenly as when he rushed out.

Lin Youwei was quite curious, so he offered a courteous thing to the empress, why did he offer a peerless secret?Of course, he also knows that in the deep palace, knowing too much is the way to death.Therefore, no matter how much he felt like a cat scratching in his heart, he still stood in the courtyard well-behaved.

Like a pine tree in a strong wind.Do not bend or bend, do not shake or move.

After Shunzhi finished giving his orders, he rushed back to the hall and had a new round of questioning of the little queen.Fearing that she would slow down a little bit, the little queen who had just set off a thunderstorm happily went to see Duke Zhou, leaving him alone to scratch his head.

Fortunately not.

When Shunzhi came back again, he watched the little queen frowned and took off the hairpin on her head.I was wrestling with the last flat square, and when I finally took it off, my cloud-like black hair fell down.

I also drank a few glasses of beer wine, and Shunzhi, who was a little cautious about others: ...

I felt that the blood in my whole body was rushing to an indescribable part, and I almost threw all the serious business into the clouds.

Until the little queen laughed and scolded: "Lazy girl, Aijia came in after finishing cleaning up. It can be seen that Aijia feels kind and dereliction of duty even more! Punish you..."

"Okay, this ancient time is not fun at all."

"Kneel down at every turn, hit the board, and give death. It's like nothing to do with human life. Aijia can't change this environment. At least don't be a perpetrator!"

and so……

Shunzhi pursed his lips nervously, and asked in a low voice, "Ancient times? The queen, are you from the future?"

"Modern! It's hundreds of years away from the Qing Dynasty. Woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

"True filial piety is just fine, it can be worn to modern times. Live in a large duplex with labor and management, enjoy eight-figure savings for labor and management. Economic freedom, spiritual freedom, freedom to eat, drink, play, and enjoy everything! How can I be like me? A young girl, even a love Didn't even talk about it, just passed it on in a daze."

"I was reprimanded by the idiot Shunzhi when I wore it. Fortunately, I was so quick-witted that I proposed a physical marriage. I kept my post and chastity, and conquered the big boss Xiaozhuang. I have a good relationship with Xiaokangzhang and Xiaoxuanzi..."

Praise yourself [-] times! ! !

It's also because he has been cautious in his words and deeds for too long on weekdays, which made Na Ren, who was originally a talkative and melon-eating party, almost go crazy.Now that he was drunk, he didn't know that he had lost his horse, and it was rare for him to relax and talk endlessly.

One after another, super thunderbolts hit Shunzhi so hard that he couldn't recover for a long time.

In other words, the empress is so different from what she remembers, she is a completely different person.Can……

Unexpectedly, there are really two people!

Shunzhi doesn't know what to exchange for the Life Traveling version of the app, but he knows the elegance when he hears the string song.

It can be guessed that it should be an artifact that exists in modern times or in the distant future.With the help of that thing, the little queen exchanged souls with the original Borzigit, and completed the time travel in her mouth.

Knowing that she is neither a demon nor an evil, there is no such thing as witchcraft or forbidden surgery.

Shunzhi felt a lot more relaxed, and now he is more concerned about: "What app, will it change the two of you back?"

Na Renmu stared at him blankly, with little tears in his eyes: "Wow, I can't, I can't! I want to go back too, and I'm paralyzed on the sofa! "

"Tell my friends, the Forbidden City is beautiful with carved beams and painted buildings. It is much more lively and extravagant than the Forbidden City. Laozi, Laozi is a woman who has lived in Kunning Palace!!!"

"Everything in Daqing is good, but it's not modern at all, and it doesn't pay attention to human rights. The dog emperor raised Yingying and Yanyan, who lived in the first palace, but they were widowed collectively. I don't know if it's okay. Now, the gap with history is getting bigger and bigger.”

"Ai Ai's family is trembling every day. They are afraid that one day he will hook up with Concubine Dong E like in history, and he will abolish the empress five times and six times. They are also afraid that he will completely lose the rein and live to the 38th or 48th year of Shunzhi. How long will the Ai family have to be obedient? "

Na Ren cried, with a hint of sadness in his voice.

Shunzhi: ...

The fist was hard and hard, and he endured and endured, but he was not willing to greet him with a punch.He only hated to smash on the dragon bed: "You, you, you, you are bold! Zhen, when will I fail? I am working hard and working hard! Also..."

It's also waiting for you and Xuan Ye to grow up, so you won't have so many worries.It's just that the latter sentence is shameful and a bit of a villain, Shunzhi didn't say it after all.

Kwang chased Naren and asked how she was different from Shunzhi in history, and which one she liked better.

which one?

Of course I don’t like it, no matter which one!

But I don't know if Shunzhi's fist just dispelled her drunkenness a little bit, or after the most serious part, she became sober again.

She covered her mouth firmly and shook her head frantically: "No, no, no, I can't say it!"

"Cover tightly to my little vest, and be determined not to drop it."

"Otherwise, if the dog emperor finds out, what should I do if he drags me as a backer when he is about to die? The Qing Dynasty has the bad habit of burying high-ranking concubines! Abahai and De Yinze of Nurhaci, and Dong E, the concubine of Shunzhi, all They were forced to die at the same age as Hua."

"It's better to be Xiaoxuanzi. In the 12th year of Kangxi, he officially issued an edict, prohibiting slaves from being buried with their masters. This is the end of the thousands of years of sacrificial burial system. No wonder he can be an emperor through the ages..."

The little queen, who never said anything, praised Xuan Ye so much that she spared no effort.

Shunzhi shook his head and laughed, feeling that his previous worries were unnecessary.

This little queen from modern times also appreciates Xuan Ye.I think he is a promising king, and I will never have the idea of ​​having a son to replace him.So... can he make her his real queen earlier?

Sensing the approaching danger, Na Ren shrank back into the bed: "You, you stinky bastard, don't come here, I'm still a kid! I'll start at three years, be careful when the police uncle calls you to prison!"

"Heh!" Shunzhi sneered: "Is it the king's land in the whole world, and the king's subject on the shore of the land. I am the Son of Heaven, who dares to punish me?"

Na Ren sneered: "The Qing Dynasty is dead, so where does the emperor come from? They all belong to the country!"

At the beginning of Wangxiangtai, which lasted for a hundred years, Shunzhi only saw the entry of the Qing Dynasty to the resignation of Puyi.There is no chance to see the follow-up, so I am inevitably curious.So besides being angry, the one who inquired the most was the so-called modernity that the little queen said.

Who is Na Ren?

A little melon eater, a gossip expert!

On weekdays, I pay attention to all kinds of gossip, have a lot of brains and remember things, and I can say a few words decisively in any industry.

Even if he is not very sensitive and clear in his drunkenness, it is still enough to fool Shunzhi, an absolute layman, into a daze for a moment!

As if the emperor had found a treasure, he caught the queen and asked her endlessly.

Na Ren, who was so sleepy that his upper eyelids were fighting with his lower eyelids, said a few words, yelled, and scolded those rebels who wanted to pull the emperor out and give him a lot of fame.Or cover your mouth to keep it secret, yelling and resolutely not to speak.

In the end, he was coaxed, lied to, or provoked again, and there were a lot of unspeakable things!

By the time of the morning court, the Empress Empress, who threatened to keep her secrets, had completely wiped out her private matters such as how old she was weaned, how old she was when she didn't wet the bed, and how many young boys she had been infatuated with since she was a child.

This was finally let go, and he fell asleep for an hour or two.

Waking up with a splitting headache, I looked at the strange dragon bed in horror, and a particularly bold conjecture came to my mind: this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, will not wear it again, right?

Oh my god!

She has worked diligently from the 11th year of Shunzhi to the 12th year, and after a few more years, she will be able to keep the clouds and see the moon. Hey!

When Shunzhi came back in a hurry, what he saw was the little queen with tears in her eyelashes and an aggrieved expression: "What's the matter? I just went out for the last court, and the queen thought of me and cried?"

Convex (艹盘艺), the dog emperor! ! !

So, instead of traveling to an unknown place again, was he brought to his Weiyu Palace in a daze?

Na Ren glanced at the large area of ​​bright yellow that was exclusive to emperors in the eyes, and the five-clawed golden dragons in various poses.Finally confirmed the conjecture in his heart, and then he was furious: "Dare, ahem, dare to ask the emperor, okay, why is the concubine in Yugong?"

???

Na Ren was startled, she didn't understand how her voice could be so hoarse! ! !

I don't even understand why Shunzhi leaned over and stared at her: "The queen doesn't remember?"

Na Ren's heart shuddered, and his brain was running wildly.

Desperate to remember.

But no matter how much she thought about her head hurting, she only thought about relying on the original owner to keep her drunk.He refused Shunzhi's waiting for work, and drank cheap Abu Jing's wine by himself.As a result, I was intoxicated in the mellow fragrance of the tribute wine, and I didn't know how many glasses Gao Gang poured down the slope.

Afterwards, he was completely drunk, his brain went blank, and he didn't have any relevant memories.

This……

Could it be that the exchange of life exchanged not only the soul, but also some characteristics of the body?For example, the original owner never gets drunk with a thousand cups, and she has no amount of courage. She drinks too much and is extremely talkative. It's disgusting to ask questions...

I once saw the video and knew how I got a negative alcohol taste and a negative IQ when I was drunk.Since then, Na Ren, who has been full of alcohol, has never let go: just, regret it.

Very sorry.

If I had known that there would be such a series, I would definitely not be greedy for the series.

It's a pity that it's a done deal, and it's useless to say anything else.Na Ren had no choice but to look up stubbornly, looking at Shunzhi's eyes full of red blood and dark circles.He explained weakly: "This, I really don't have much impression of this. Obviously..."

"Obviously my concubine is not drunk in a thousand cups in Horqin, and she is the most good at drinking. One, it must be that the emperor's fine wine is too mellow, which made my concubine lose her level."

Shunzhi let out a half-smile, and Naren nodded immediately: "Yes, yes, it must be like this!"

In order to increase the credibility, Na Ren also quoted scriptures and praised the fine wine during the banquet.

Hearing Shunzhi nod: "In the past, I only thought that the queen was talented and intelligent, and I was afraid that she would have the ability to remember with a photograph. That's why learning Manchu and Chinese has made rapid progress, and the progress has been rapid."

I just found out last night that although you are Mongolian, you were educated by the Han nationality from birth.Kindergarten, elementary school, junior high school, high school, university, all the way for 20 years.It's basically old wine in new bottles, why study hard?Obviously trying to hide my clumsiness! ! !

Na Ren laughed and rubbed against the bed.

Poured himself a cup of tea, and watched Shunzhi accidentally drop two drops of Lingquan water, only to feel that his burning throat was much better.

The chaotic thoughts gradually became clear: "The emperor has praised you! No matter how talented you are, you can't do without working hard day and night. I have also paid a lot in order to be able to communicate with you and the sisters in the palace without hindrance."

I think you have been looking forward to the 18th year of Shunzhi for a long time!

Think about the fact that I have been affectionate for a long time, thinking that the queen loves him so much.There was an evil fire burning in Shunzhi's heart, and he wished to throw this little heartless person down, so that she could see if he was a man after all, and if he was good at it!

Can……

Last night, I kept rambling until Dongfang showed his white belly, and I understood almost everything that should be understood.

I know this is definitely a bad idea.

Unless he only wants a body and doesn't care what the other person is thinking.But from the beginning to the end, what attracted him was only this little guy from the so-called modern times!All kinds of thoughts flashed through Shunzhi's mind one by one, but he succeeded in suppressing his idea of ​​a complete showdown and tearing off the little queen's vest.

He only curled his lips into a chuckle, with a puzzled look on his brows and eyes: "Really? But... that's not what the queen said last night!"

ha? ? ?

She said it, she said it, did she still say it? ? ?

Na Ren was so anxious that he almost jumped on the spot, but his mind was blank, and he didn't have any memory at all.

At once……

Special fear!

I was afraid that I and Na Kong would have too much courage, and they would be extremely talkative after drinking too much, and the bad physique of asking questions and talking about them also followed.Just open the old bottom, and you will be exorcised immediately, or the ten torture packages of the clan mansion and the Manchu Qing Dynasty.

The more I really think about it, the more afraid I become.

The kind with blue and white face and trembling body.

Even the voice trembled a little: "Dare, dare to ask the emperor, my concubine was drunk last night, but she said very inappropriate things and did very inappropriate things?"

"Don't dare to lie to Lord Long Live. My concubine has never been drunk since I was a child. I really don't know how much I can drink. At this moment, my head is empty, and I can't remember it at all. If, if there is any arrogance, the Emperor Wanwang will take care of Wang Han." ..."

After she finished speaking, her knees softened and she knelt down straight.For the safety of his life, he forgot his dignity to the back of his head again.

But she forgot, Shunzhi, who had been crying and complaining for a long time, couldn't forget it!

Seeing him rushing forward, he helped him up with his own hands: "You and I are one husband and wife, why can't we talk about it, why is the empress doing this?"

Na Ren is proficient in shyness, no matter how full of feelings she wants to vomit, she still has to face justice: "I thank the emperor for his love. No matter how husband and wife are, there is a difference between monarch and minister. As the lord of the six palaces, I should be The concubines set an example. The harem is peaceful, and everyone performs their duties, so that the Long Live Lord can be busy with the country and the country without distraction."

If it were changed to the past, Shunzhi Baozhun would be ironic in his heart and highly praised the queen.

From the bottom of my heart, I feel that I am blessed to have met such a reasonable queen who is neither jealous nor jealous, and who wholeheartedly plans for him.I even feel that she is worse than Empress Changsun, Empress Ma, and Empress Xu.

But after last night...

Shunzhi felt that she had to put a question mark on what she said.

After all, this girl is full of lies and none of them are true, and her acting skills are particularly outstanding.If you are not careful, you will be led into a ditch by her.

Like now!

Shunzhi, who was almost fooled, smiled again: "Of course it is the same with others, but how is the queen different from others? You are a little fairy daughter bestowed on me by heaven and bestowed on the Qing Dynasty!"

ha? ? ?

Naren was shocked in place, and looked at Shunzhi with a look of caring for mentally handicapped children: "Long live Lord Mo Luqie, after all, the concubine just drank too much, and it's not a replacement. No matter how shapeless there is, there is a limit. Praising yourself is beautiful." Ruhua may have it."

"Heaven bestows upon you, this word for the entire Daqing little fairy daughter, concubine..."

"I can't tell even if I drink a few more bowls!"

How shameless.

Shunzhi spread his hands, with a helpless expression on his face: "I was shocked when I first heard what the queen said. My first reaction was to call for someone to bring two more bowls of hangover tea to the queen. I didn't drink much, why did I feel so ecstatic What? But..."

"But what?" Naren stared, staring at Shunzhi for a moment: "Please tell me, Lord Long Live."

"But the queen insisted that she never lied, and provided very detailed evidence!"