Dressed as Human's Worst Curse

After so many years of training, the leader Jie has already mastered the skill of tracking spell spirits skillfully.

What is a district to an individual?

You must know where he hasn't been in order to catch high-quality spell-spirited Pokémon?

Hina dolls that grow their own hair, Kisaragi station that is not on the tram line, ancient villages with supernatural legends... He has even looked for houses with grudges. The messy supernatural adventures are simply worse than the host of "Wednesday Special" People also need to be dedicated.

Besides, this time it was a super-level curse spirit, and it was worth the cost he paid.

Although the technique is unknown, seeing that the other party is the director of a plastic surgery hospital, the leader guesses that the other party may have the ability to change the appearance of human beings...or even worse.

Thinking of this, the leader Jie couldn't help laughing.

He followed the young man in front and walked all the way forward, watching him pass through the square of the red brick warehouse, bypass the crowd, and then go straight to the opposite shopping mall.

Leader Jie: "..."

Maybe the other party is a little nervous and wants to buy some candy?

It wasn't until the concentration of monkeys around him became higher and higher, and the crowd became denser, that the leader Jie realized that something seemed a little wrong.

After his defection, he has been trying to keep a distance from the non-magician as much as possible. The last time he came to a place with such a high density of monkeys was eight years ago when he was tricked by Gojo Wu to be his dessert agent.

The leader Jie suddenly felt the air start to freeze.

At this time, just a few days after New Year's Day, the decorations in the shopping center have not been taken off, and the density of monkeys has reached an incredible height.In addition, Yokohama has become increasingly stable under the management of the port Mafia recently, and the economy has gradually returned to pre-war levels, and more and more monkeys have begun to travel.

Passing by, he could hear unfamiliar monkey language, and when he touched the sleeve, he found that he did not bring air freshener.

The leader Jie began to distort his face gradually.

In order to follow, he could only secretly follow behind the little dean.Originally, the leader Jie had a good brain. According to the usual practice, he should put his hands in his pockets and walk leisurely behind the house until he reached a secluded path.

Then when the other party turned around, they looked at each other, confirming the signal to start the fight.

They should exchange harsh words, make gestures, and punch each other... In the end, it ended with Xia Youjie, the professional magic spell Pokémon catcher, winning.

But it definitely shouldn't be like this!

Does this mean that he will be stinked to death by monkeys before he wins the battle?

Leader Jie swallowed painfully.The young man's Adam's apple groaned up and down. No one knew that there was a poor super curser here who was experiencing unspeakable pain.

Help, the monkey smell is starting to pour into the nose!

The growing sense of suffocation made him cover his mouth and nose with his hands, but even so, he still couldn't resist the stench that hit his face.

When the leader Jie was struggling among the monkeys, he never expected that the other party would actually enter a drug store.

Family, is this a place where normal male magicians can go?

Maybe there is something wrong with it!

……etc.The curse spirit seems to have no gender, and the other party is the director of the plastic surgery hospital, which doesn't seem to violate harmony.

The leader Jie fell silent on the spot: "..."

There were a lot of people that day, the shopping center was still doing activities in the whole store, and there were more monkeys queuing up in the drug store.

And 95% of them are exquisite sow monkeys, and the remaining 5% are male monkeys with companion monkeys.

They were listless, and entering the drug store was as painful as being in prison. Although they seemed to be accompanying the mother monkey to buy things, in fact, each of them revealed pain and reluctance from their eyes.

After all, they are all steel straight monkeys. When the partner monkey asks delicately, "My dear, which lipstick should I buy? M's is cheaper, but D's I think the color is more beautiful. Which one do you think is better?";

Or "I really want both colors, which red do you think looks better?", how should I answer?

Once the answer is inaccurate, or the attitude is perfunctory, it is possible to receive a reminder of the decline in favor from the other party.

The male monkey scratched his head and used the answer recommended by Bailing on the Internet:

"Honey, I think you are more beautiful when you don't paint!"

Mother monkey: "?????"

Good guy, a dispute happened right next to the leader Jie.

He stared helplessly at Kai Teng Shun, and this humanoid super curse spirit seemed to already know what would happen.The young man moved around flexibly, avoiding the female monkeys when they lost their temper with the male monkeys, and even helped the child who almost fell down by his legs, and was sincerely thanked by the child's mother.

Hai Teng swiftly walked through the crowd, grabbed a pack of unknown things from the shelf next to him, and then nimbly passed through the quarreling couple monkeys again, and reached the end of the long line.

When the two girls in front looked back, they seemed to recognize the little dean. They covered their faces a little excitedly, and asked if they could take a photo with them.

Kai Teng Shun very cooperatively posed his middle school posture and took several photos with the two JK sisters.

Sister JK was very happy.

At this time, the leader Jie was standing in pain on the periphery of the crowd, living his life like a year.

It seems that the relationship between the couple monkeys was a bit broken. This time, the male monkey planned to take the female monkey out to relax. Who would have thought that his mouth would be as dull as a gourd with a sawed mouth, which directly triggered another big battle.

The more explanations become more chaotic, the mother monkey's anger tank is about to be filled!

"You don't even look at it. Are you so reluctant to let me go shopping with you?! You don't even want to help me choose a lipstick number. How dare you say you love me? Let me stop buying cosmetics now Now, are you planning to let me serve you as a yellow-faced woman with a plain face after I get married?!"

The young woman became angrier as she talked, and pointed at the leader Jie who was about to be drowned by monkeys, and said angrily: "Look at him, how does he know how to come out with his girlfriend, he is even more handsome than you, look at you—"

She was talking nonsense in anger, but when she turned her head and saw the leader Jie, she was also taken aback for a moment.

Damn, it's really beautiful!

As for the leader Jie, he was watching the monkey show, trying to eat some melons to pass the time while surrounded by the stench, but who would have thought that the melons would fall on his feet all of a sudden, and others were also stunned.

Sure enough, if you can't get close to the monkey, you will become unlucky!

He subconsciously took a step back.

Someone threw something into his arms from the side, and the leader Jie subconsciously caught it.

It's a pack of masks.

He subconsciously turned his head to look in the direction where the thing was thrown, and saw the figure of the little dean fading away.

The leader Jie turned his head again.

He looked at the mask in his hand, and a question appeared in his heart for no reason——

How did the other party know that he was about to be suffocated to death by the monkey?

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Hai Teng Shun finished the line smoothly, but when he saw that the teacher at the door was still standing there, even though he knew in his heart that there was a high probability that the other party would come in bad manners, he still softened his heart a little.

It looks just like it used to.

He is a tall and slender young man with a height of 185 cm. He goes to the street to play game consoles that elementary school students only play.First of all, the leader obviously thought it was funny, but he still pretended to be serious and waited not far away, watching him bragging in front of the elementary school students.

[Hmph, brother, I am the bully of the arcade in Yokohama, known as the Wings of Darkness! 】

【Really?Amazing! 】

Kai Teng Shun seldom plays such things now, but this does not prevent him from missing the good old days.He quickly passed the leader Jie who was named by the young woman, and threw the pack of masks into the arms of the young man with black long hair.

He walked quickly towards his destination.

This is not to ensure the safety of Xia Youjie, but to ensure the safety of ordinary people.If the "monkey stink" really gathers to a certain extent, he is really afraid that the other party will not be able to help but make trouble.

He knew Xia Youjie's methods all too well.

For example, put some corrupt magic spirits in the seafood market, throw some magic spirits that can hide snacks in the snack area, and add some evil magic spirits that like to crush dough in the instant noodle area...

This is a measure just in case!

Hai Teng Shun thought so, he pushed the trolley through the door, and walked straight into the crowded supermarket.

The real curse spirit never looks back at the curse master!

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The leader Jie saw the other party walk into the supermarket where monkeys come and go.

He had already put on the mask by accident, his eyes were dull: "..."

What's the matter with this curse spirit, who loves to be in close contact with humans so much?

Doesn't it feel uncomfortable?

The leader Jie looked at the entrance of the supermarket, a super curse master who hadn't been to such a place for eight years, felt that his holy body and mind had been cruelly defiled!

He is like Grandma Xia who strayed into the zoo and almost drowned in this place with a higher density of monkeys.

Looking to the left, there is a group of monkeys queuing up to check out densely;

Looking to the right, there are densely packed family master monkeys redeeming the lottery at the front desk.

To enter or not to enter is a serious question.

He has followed him all the way here, endured the crowd of monkeys all the way, listened to the quarrel between couple monkeys, and was even hit by a running and jumping elementary school monkey, his trouser legs are not clean...

He has given too much.

At this moment, the question that Xia Youjie once thought about in the happy parallel world next door also came to mind——

He has already paid so much, and even added his old face and sense of smell, and even put his delicate face on a mask produced by the monkey industry in order to resist the monkey smell. He has paid too much!

The sinking capital trap is approaching again, and the leader Jie is essentially Xia Youjie, and he made the same choice as Xia Youjie as a matter of course.

How could he be willing to not capture the cursed Pokémon with his own hands?

The leader Jie looked at the high-quality curse spirit that was about to be overwhelmed by the monkeys, he gritted his teeth, and walked into this place where he almost stopped breathing.

No, no, why are monkeys so smelly!

There are even people who come to buy things with curse spirits lying on their bodies.

Of course, the leader, Jie, doesn't know how to work for nothing, not to mention that the fourth-level little curse spirit is like an ant on the ground, and he doesn't even bother to beat it.He chose to ignore it, and followed Kai Teng Shun with a twist of his head.

Kai Teng Shun parked the cart outside, and then saw the bandage promotion in the corner of the supermarket.

What, a bandage sale? !

His eyes lit up, and he immediately rushed into the crowd of housewives who were buying home medicine for their families. With his height advantage of 185, he successfully opened a gap in the crowd of beating and looting people.

Hey, it's good to be tall!

Kai Teng Shun was fumbling for things in it, and put any bandages in his pockets. At this time, a housewife beside him was pushed, and she fell down and sat down like a sardine squeezed out of a can. on the ground.

Hai Teng Shun couldn't ignore it, he now sees people from the perspective of a curse spirit.

The other party has been in a bad mood recently.

Judging by the degree of depression of the soul, it can be said that it is clouded.

So his heart softened again, and Hai Teng quickly withdrew from the crowd holding his trophy. He walked up to the housewife and pulled the stunned housewife up from the ground: "Auntie, are you alright?"

The young man's worried look fell on the soul of the opponent's waist.

Lumbar disc herniation is a common disease among housewives.

At this time, the crowd in front gradually dispersed, and everything was robbed and scattered.

Not to mention that this aunt seemed to be enduring her physical discomfort just now, and bought things for her family... Thinking of this, he smiled at the other party and comforted him: "Don't be sad, I will share half with you?"

The housewife looked up at the young man in front of her.

The other party is about the same age as his son, but he is not at all like her son who only stays at home watching anime and playing games. Since he failed the college entrance examination eight years ago, he has stayed at home with nothing to do and suffered from social phobia. disease.

And the young man in front of him had a handsome face, and he was extremely gentle when he spoke.

Suddenly receiving kindness from a stranger, the housewife, who has always been in a miserable life, was at a loss. She felt that she was healed by such tenderness.

"No no, these are enough... Thank you so much!"

She was still repeatedly refusing, but the light in her eyes was slightly happy.

Kai Teng Shun was embarrassed: "It's okay, it's just a little effort~ It's best if you're okay!"

The moment he handed the housewife something, he secretly activated the spell——

【Inaction changes】

……

After the housewife thanked her repeatedly, she pushed the trolley and left here.

For some reason, I thought this fall would twist my waist, but not only did it not hurt, but her waist, which was often painful after giving birth to a son, felt much more relaxed, as if it was looser when she was young.

The housewife's perennially depressed mood slowly seeped through a beam of soft sunshine.

The leader Jie looked at the humanoid curse spirit in front of him in disbelief.

what is it doingHelp the monkey?

No, impossible, he must be dazzled!

Thinking of this, he couldn't help pulling the mask tightly covering his face.

The author has something to say: *: Japanese New Year, which refers to January 1st