Dressed as Human's Worst Curse

The hot pot soup base is cooked, bubbling and bubbling.

The mandarin duck pot soup is white like milk and red like Xia, and it looks too pleasing to the eye with a lot of meat and vegetable ingredients next to it.When the aroma rose, Akutagawa kept his eyes on the pot, and at the same time stared fiercely at the black-haired boy opposite him from time to time, and could almost hear his "gurgling" sound from his throat.

But the leader Zai sat there as steady as an old dog.

He doesn't seem to have the guilt of catching someone else's sister, let alone the shame of beating her. For him, the more difficult thing is probably how to maintain a relaxed, happy and sweet smile on his face.

If it was another self, wouldn't it be so strenuous?

When the atmosphere at the dining table was undercurrent, Kai Teng Shun didn't notice it at all, and even stood up in a good mood, picked up a plate of snowflake mutton from the side, poured it into the pot, and asked, "Dazai, can you If you eat spicy food, what about Akutagawa? Can Akutagawa be eaten?"

Akutagawa is an honest boy: "I can do anything..."

This wave is trying to have a pot with Instant?Osamu Dazai sneered in his heart, but still said calmly on the surface: "Actually, I really want to try the spicy pot bottom too? I tried it later, and it feels good."

Kai Teng Shun was very puzzled: "Really?"

Eh, it's strange, isn't Dazai a kid who can't touch anything spicy?The last time I went out with him, I insisted on eating spicy food. Of course, it is not very spicy. Who would have thought that this child would run back and forth to the toilet more than a dozen times in one night, and then collapsed and lay down on the ground, groaning in pain. .

Fortunately, there is nothing else in Mr. Mori's place, but there are too many medicines.

A shot of Ma Yinglong will solve the pain in the buttocks.

"real."

The leader Zai has never experienced the baptism of spicy pot bottom, so he said without changing his face: "I can."

He put Akutagawa next to Shun, and he did it because he saw people being stupid and easy to handle. Who would have thought that the little bastard would have a second heart now? What a waste of the doctor he specially asked Mr. Guangjin to choose.

However, the members of the port Mafia who are always monitoring here are shocked.

In the black off-road vehicle, the man in black turned his head in horror, and said to Mr. Guangjin: "No, the leader actually said that he wants to eat spicy hot pot! This is too dangerous!"

Guangjin Liulang also showed a frightened expression.

"No, the leader can't eat that kind of food at all... Even the usual dishes don't have any spicy taste!" The old man felt a headache when he thought of this: "It's impossible to persuade the leader to change his decision. As a subordinate, I can't do anything else, but I can only prepare to ease the follow-up situation."

"Sato, go to the nearby pharmacy to see if Ma Yinglong sells it."

Guangjin Liulang said to the black-clothed subordinate in front of him, then patted a thick kraft paper bag beside his hand, and asked seriously: "Listen to the notification on my intercom later, you are ready to pretend to be a waiter at any time, and Ma Yinglong and Send the file in."

The subordinate in black immediately bowed: "Yes! Don't worry!"

Then take orders.

Guangjin Liulang sighed again unconsciously.

Boss, Boss, you must hold on, that's the Chinese Chongqing spicy hot pot, if you can't stand it, don't resist, call the emergency number at hand!

"Now Mafia in the entire port is supported by the leader alone. He is the backbone of our organization. What should we do if something happens to the leader?"

Today's Guangjin Liulang is also heartbroken.

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On the other side, the flashes of swords and swords in the hot pot restaurant continued.

After all, Osamu Dazai is a magical species that can snatch dog food in order not to let dogs eat. He just won't let Akutagawa's wild dog get into trouble with Shun. What has he to be afraid of?

Brave Dazai, not afraid of difficulties!

Hai Tengshun saw that the two teenagers seemed to be bound to win the spicy pot, and he was also a little surprised, but this was in line with his intentions. At first, he thought that no one would eat the spicy pot.

That's great, now I won't be afraid of wasting it.

Because he prefers the bottom of the mushroom pot, good!

The young man with gray-blue hair smiled and said, "That's really good, so I can make a round mushroom pot? Since I'm [-]%...visible, I can eat something now."

Although it is not necessary, it is still possible to eat the delicious taste before.

As soon as this remark came out, Akutagawa didn't have any reaction, and the leader Zai was immediately stunned—what, why didn't the "book" say which flavor Shun prefers?How could this be? Doesn't he eat spicy food?

"Don't you like spicy food?" The leader Zai asked carefully, choosing his words carefully.

Hai Teng Shun poured a small basket of frozen tofu into the pot, splashing a little red oil, and he casually replied: "Because you don't like it."

Anyway, he can do it, and he was still a curse spirit who had no dietary needs before, so of course it doesn't matter what he eats.

But this sentence fell into the heart of the leader Zai, but it set off a huge wave.The sour smell hit his face directly, and he almost drowned in the sea of ​​lemons, his whole body was deformed due to jealousy.

Why, I have nothing?

Growing up in Tsugaru's parents when he was young, he was regarded by his mother as the epitome of his father, demanding to be the same as his father in every word and deed, and even erasing things he liked.He is a hina doll in the hands of his mother, a delicate and lifelike toy used to dress up.

Just because he gave birth to a flirtatious face similar to his father?

When I was a child, I was ordered to obey my mother. When I grew up, I was a pawn in the hands of Mr. Mori, the youngest cadre of Mafia in the port, and the leader who ruled the world in Yokohama... In short, it is not himself.

The most interesting thing is that this path of distorting his own nature was chosen by himself, no wonder anyone else.

It's like a mother will give priority to giving up fish belly to her child, and say "Mom doesn't like to eat fish belly".

Hearing this, the black-haired and kite-eyed boy froze for a moment, then showed a faint surprised expression, then lowered his head and did not continue to answer.

The light cherry-colored knuckles firmly grasped the edge of the wooden chair, and the ground almost completely lost its color.

The world that Oda made to be able to write novels was changed by him with all his might.

If there is no hit, he will grab it himself.

However, this sentence also managed to make the leader Zai silent for a while, but after that, he found that he had to concentrate on dealing with spicy hot pot!

Woo... so spicy!

But he couldn't show a painful expression. When he scooped up the mutton with a few chopsticks, he was like a live broadcast anchor who overturned his truck. It's really hard!

The stupid Akutagawa didn't see the pain of the leader Zai.

In order to survive, he is willing to eat anything, not to mention that hot pot is delicious for the first time, but he will not be as squeamish as a young master like Dazai Osamu. Akutagawa's hand with chopsticks is almost invisible, he is like a wild dog The same, wishing to put all the meat into his own bowl, then stuff his cheeks bulgingly, and then show a mocking look at the leader——

Yoyo, isn't this someone, why did you pull it off like this?

How can the leader Zai bear this grievance?He was sore in his heart, Akutagawa, that stupid roe deer, dared to touch him, how brave he was!

Soon, the battle for hot pot was about to break out.

Akutagawa was basically quiet and ferocious and quickly dropped his chopsticks.

But Osamu Dazai is different, he not only wants to chopsticks, but also runs on Akutagawa.

A half-grown boy, with a height of 1.8 meters and the leader of Mafia at the port, complained aggrievedly to another person: "Wings of Darkness, Akutagawa snatched all the beef I just ordered, he is too much..."

Even ripped the meat off his chopsticks!

Grab the asparagus!

It's a pity that Kai Teng Shun didn't see the vicissitudes of the situation here at all. After a little thought, he decided to have a bowl of water: "Dazai, Akutagawa is my younger brother, and this is the first time I come here to eat hot pot. You just let him Bar."

Outside the screen of a hundred birds wearing flowers, the members of Hong Kong gangsters who pretended to be waiters but actually came to deliver things were immediately shaken by these shocking words.

Did he just hear something incredible?

God, will he be killed by the leader after hearing the secret? !

You must know that he watches the door of the leader's office every day, and never dreamed that the leader would speak in that voice.

His icy leader is like an ordinary childish young man, angrily complaining to another person?Said that other people's children robbed him of the meat in the hot pot?

Members of Hong Kong gangsters suspected that they were hallucinating.

Although he came to Hong Kong not long ago, no matter in the past or now, the leader is like a high-precision, frigid machine in his eyes, completely without self-emotion, always able to do the best, Best for Port Mafia's command.

How can you talk like this?

But I didn't expect that there would be more exciting things behind.

"Shun!" The leader Zai turned pale with shock, "Do you not love me anymore!"

Kai Teng Shun pushed the non-spicy spicy crab towards him, then picked up one for him and put it into a bowl with his chopsticks, trying to stop his mouth by eating it: "Come on, Dazai, be good~"

Only then did the leader Zai barely hold back his breath, and ate with the corners of his mouth raised.

The Hong Kong gang members standing outside the screen froze.

He felt that he was neither advancing nor retreating, but he knew that if he dragged on, he might hear more things he shouldn't have heard.Instead of this, it's better to bite the bullet and give the things away, as if you don't know anything.

Thinking of this, he bit the bullet and walked into the screen.

"Hi, I'm here to add some soup for the guests." Said the Hong Kong and Black member pretending to be a waiter.

Now, in addition to holding the big kettle for them to add soup, in his left hand he also has a white plastic bag containing a thick brown paper bag with XX pharmacy printed on it, and a Ma Yinglong is placed in the deepest part, just in case the leader needs it.

Fortunately, the leader's acting skills are excellent, unlike his rookie, whose expression management almost collapsed.The leader didn't even look at him, just lowered his head to eat the food in the bowl, and the other boy didn't pay attention to him, only the handsome young man with gray-blue long hair raised his face and thanked him with a smile.

The Hong Kong and Black members breathed a sigh of relief.

Disguised as a waiter, he poured out the soup base, then handed the bag in his hand to the leader, gritted his teeth, and finally managed to say: "Excuse me, is this Mr. Dazai? There is an old gentleman outside the door who said he was your housekeeper. He came to bring you something."

The leader Zai took it calmly and thanked him.

This "thank you" didn't frighten the members of the Hong Kong gangsters to tremble in their calves. After handing over the things, he hurriedly oiled the soles of his feet, took off his apron as if fleeing, and walked back to the black SUV.

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The leader Zai looked at the kraft paper bag full of information about Xia Youjie and the Panxing Sect, and couldn't help showing a happy smile at the corner of his mouth.

The moment has finally come.

It's time for Shun to know what kind of badass Xia Youjie is.

But before he finished laughing, when the leader Zai was taking the brown paper bag, he accidentally hooked the thread end on the plastic bag, and then pulled it hard, but something flew out of the plastic bag.

It was too late and then it was too fast, that little thing just flew away and fell into his own bowl!

As soon as the leader Zai saw the words on it clearly, his face darkened instantly.

Just as he was about to quickly take the ointment away, Kai Teng Shun casually poked his head over to take a look because Dazai pulled the position very close to him, and then accidentally read the capitalized words on it——

"Ma Yinglong Musk Hemorrhoid Ointment."

……

The air suddenly became quiet.

Only Akutagawa, who didn't know about Ma Yinglong, was still at a loss: "What's the matter, is there something wrong?"