Dressed as Human's Worst Curse

When the Central Plains beside him, when he heard that Dazaizhi was going to experience this kind of thing, he couldn't help laughing: "No? Hahahaha, are you going to school? Hahahahahaha is really ... too funny ! Hahahahahaha!"

"I didn't expect that, Da Zaizhi, a student from the first year of junior high school, hahahahahaha!!!"

He intentionally called the wrong Dazai Osamu's name, gloating: "No, no, is it true that someone still has to go home to do homework, and if they don't pay it the next day, they will be fined to stand for a class? Hahahahaha!!!"

Such words and occasions that should have angered Osamu Dazai, but he didn't react much, and he didn't correct the other party's wrong name.

This is not reasonable.

The boy with black hair and kite eyes smiled slightly at him: "Really? chu~ya~chan~"

Osamu Dazai affectionately addressed him with sauce, and even presumptuously called Nakahara Chuya "Chuya", just to say the following disgusting words: "Speaking of which, aren't you the same age as me? You are 13 years old Now, the elder brother still runs around and plays around outside all day long, this is not acceptable, the elder brother must have the son of the elder brother."

"Why don't you go to school with me." Osamu Dazai suggested with a simple look in his eyes.

By the way, he can still keep an eye on this guy, lest he go to dance with Shun Jiang all day long.

Osamu Dazai wanted to control his mind, how could he not be hooked?The meaning is pointed, and Kai Teng Shun's mind can be firmly grasped in one sentence.

Kai Teng Shun was really shocked: "What? You... have never been to school?"

Speaking of which, he thinks this different world is really strange, and the magic forbidden crew next door doesn't bring people who don't study like this. The average person is a middle school student anyway, and even Shokuhou Misaki is still a junior high school younger sister. Why doesn't everyone go to school? ?

Going to school does not delay the protagonists from saving the world. The protagonist of JOJO Part 5, Giorno, the godfather of Italy's largest mafia, went to work for ten days during the spring break of the third year of junior high school, and successfully defeated the former boss. Successfully climbed to the highest position in the world in Italy, realizing the wind of anti-drug.

Although the author of the following plots did not draw, but at least he finished the nine-year compulsory education.

It can be seen that whether it is saving the world or being a mafia, reading books does not affect the character's occupation and behavior at all.

But Osamu Dazai and Nakahara Chuya, when they heard that they were going to school, their faces collapsed faster than the Titanic, and they were like mourning.

This is no good, Damades.

Hearing this quarrel, Kai Teng Shun strengthened his belief in packing up and sending all the fish that slipped through the nine-year compulsory education to the school.

Zhongyuan Zhong never thought that the other party would drag him into the water.

The younger brother he just met, this guy is destroying Guang Zhengwei's image in front of his younger brother?

Help, he can be a human being.

Dogs are better than Dazai, they hate each other, and they cannot share the sky!

But the more important thing right now is to restore his heroic image in the eyes of his younger brother, and other things have been put aside by Zhongyuan Zhongye.

Hearing his younger brother's question, Zhong Yuan couldn't help feeling anxious.

But no matter how he thought about it, he had no reason to explain why he didn't want to go to school... Was it because he didn't want to do homework after school every day?Still don't want to be punished by the teacher for not handing in homework?

Well, he really didn't want to.

Zhong Yuanzhong also tried to save his respect: "I am a supernatural person, so it doesn't matter if I don't go to school."

What he meant was, even if your brother and I haven’t been to serious school, but I’m a super superpower, even if I don’t have a degree, it’s still the same, a bunch of superpower groups are scrambling to accept him. undead.

Hearing this, Hai Teng thought for a while.

Then he asked: "Do you know why the invincible Master Katz stopped thinking?"

Osamu Dazai & Chuya Nakahara: "?"

"Although Mr. Katz is invincible enough to lift the loincloth against the sun, when he was launched into the sky by the erupting volcanic energy, he exceeded the second cosmic velocity... This is enough for him to escape the gravity of the earth and fly into space."

Kai Teng Shun said seriously: "But! This is a wrong demonstration."

"He actually used the high-density air accumulated in his lungs as a source of emission, and wanted to use this method to return to the earth. The result is obvious. Since the temperature in the low-earth orbit is much lower than the freezing point of the air in his lungs, the invincible Kaka The paper was frozen into a lump, and I could only stop thinking in space..."

"There is only one reason for his failure - that is because he has never been to school and does not understand modern physics!"

Hai Teng's expression at this moment is very similar to that of Brother Kao jpg. He was heartbroken: "A good villain, who had the opportunity to live to eat vampires like buns in future generations, was defeated like this."

Nakahara Chuya asked subconsciously: "What is the second speed of the universe?"

After he finished speaking, he realized what he asked!

How did he come out?He should have said nothing!

The orange-haired and blue-eyed boy turned his head to look at Osamu Dazai, only to see that the other party still maintained that half-smile expression, which seemed extremely unpredictable, and it was impossible to tell whether he understood it or not, anyway, he kept it. Just smile.

Osamu Dazai almost waved the small fan beside him, with that inscrutable smile on his face.

"Actually, I went to school when I was at home?"

Dazai Osamu, a wealthy young man from a wealthy family in the local area, carelessly added fuel to the scene, and at the end he did not forget to sprinkle a handful of soil on Chuya Nakahara’s coffin: “My mother didn’t allow me to go out to study, so I asked my teacher to teach me at home... Although I haven't been to junior high school, but I have learned all the courses that should be taken."

He used very old-fashioned vocabulary in this sentence, and his advances and retreats are measured and polite. It is definitely not comparable to the Central Plains where he said "you" when he was frustrated and was still "sticking baa".

Ah, this is the brain battle between geniuses~!

When did he lose Ellie Dazai?There are no couples who can't break up, only mistresses who don't work hard.

It's the same for brothers, right?

Sure enough, as expected of Dazai, this sentence is effective as soon as it is uttered.Hai Teng instantly realized the seriousness of the problem. It would be too late if he didn't go to school in Central Plains. At the age of 13, he could still make up for elementary school.

Go to school, have to go to school.

Xia Youjie, who was laughing and watching the tiger fight by the side, was already ready. He didn't panic at all, and just waited for this one blow to wipe out these guys.

Hmph, play with him?

A group of nine leaking fish are still standing there fifty steps and laughing at a hundred steps, he really laughed to death.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai, who was crazy about killing, sat tight on the book under his buttocks, and slowly revealed a bewildered smile again.

He originally didn't want to show that he had read the script in front of Kai Teng Shun, but now the battle between him and Chuya Nakahara has reached a fever pitch, no matter how well Chuya is doing, he won't let Xia Youjie read it alone joke.

Ridiculous, the leader of a mere cult wants to wield a sword in front of him?

Let him go to school, Xia Youjie can't escape the tragic fate of re-learning.

"Brother Xia You, I heard that all of your conjurers went to college?" Osamu Dazai raised his head, and asked innocently, "I heard that you dropped out of college, is this true?" Is it?"

He suddenly realized that he had said the wrong thing.

How can such a thing as dropping out of a high school be exposed directly.

Osamu Dazai covered his mouth in horror: "Oh! I accidentally found out about this. Mr. Mori told me not to say it, but I accidentally said it in front of Shun Jiang just now... What should I do, Brother Xia You You won't be angry, will you?"

The tone was so coquettish that Xia Youjie's curse spirit would come out when he heard it.

Xia Youjie: "????????"

May I ask if this child has that serious illness? ? ? ? ?

Damn, who let him out!

Take it away quickly, is he a devil?How could this be a 13-year-old child, this is clearly the evil of this world pouring black mud all over his body, he is in a hurry to criticize all the little crazy people who died together!

Sure enough, when Hai Teng heard this, his eyes instantly became sharp.

What's the matter, don't these people read books?

Look at DIO, a big vampire born in the 19th century, a villain among villains, and the savior of villains. Before he became a human being, he was No. 1 in the law department of a famous British university, a real villain with a degree certificate.

Let’s look at Jotaro Kujo, the hero who eliminated the villain DIO. Although he looked like a bad boy in high school, fighting and beating the teacher and eating bully meals, he was still a good boy. When he helped his grandfather investigate the illegitimate child, he eliminated the villain by the way. He also finished his doctoral dissertation and successfully obtained a doctorate in oceanography from a famous university in the United States.

Look, this is the cultural background that the protagonist and villain of the new era should have!

Just as Xia Youjie was about to speak, he was interrupted by Hai Tengshun's sudden sound.

Hai Teng instantly hated iron for being weak, imitating his mother's familiar tone of supervising him, heartbroken:

"What's going on with one or two of you?"

"I didn't take my study to heart at all. Did it delay you from saving the world and becoming a mafia villain? No delay at all! Look at Jotaro Kujo next door, look at DIO, and look at you, you know who you are The level is not good, when the time comes, Zuidun will not be able to match the waves for a few rounds, and you will not be able to show any major principles, how embarrassing."

"Dazai, you and Chuya are the same age, you just went to the first grade of junior high school, and took care of Nanako and sister Mimiko by the way. The two of them suffered a lot when they were young, and they were rescued recently."

Osamu Dazai could only nod indiscriminately.

Nakahara saw that Osamu Dazai nodded, so he nodded in pain.

Hai Teng sighed instantly, and after teaching the children, he habitually comforted the children: "It is for your own good to let you go to school, don't be a fish that slipped through the net of the nine-year compulsory education... you are good, and a few of you even joked about each other. .”

Xia Youjie was about to snigger when Hai Tengshun ruthlessly called his name.

"Still laughing! First leader, you..."

Angrily, he gulped down the cool fat house happy water in his hand, and ruthlessly announced Xia Youjie's future fate: "First of all, leader, I don't think you can do it like this. You also need to study."

The system agrees: [Indeed, he is a super curse master who can't even expand the domain, which is really unreasonable. 】

The field expanded, and Xia Youjie had popularized science with him before.

This is the highest level ability in spell warfare. It is like the ultimate big move in the game, or the release of treasures in the Xingyue world view. The number of captures, lethality, range, and settings vary from person to person. It is the highest skill against the enemy.

But the first leader would not.

He did admit frankly that he still doesn't have this ability.

But looking back now, Kai Teng Shun felt that the leader didn't learn it first, and it was really his reason.

"Leader first, you said earlier that your friend Gojo Satoru is the strongest, so will he know how to expand the domain?" The gray-blue haired youth asked quietly beside him.

Xia Youjie was still crazily thinking about how to win respect, when he heard this question.

He was taken aback: "Of course I will."

"Will he then Taylor unwrap?"

"Taylor unfurls... what? No, I mean, I don't know if he will."

"Then you ask."

Hai Teng Shun's sight of death instantly covered his head and face, Xia Youjie looked at the other party's weird question, and always felt that there was nothing good... But in order not to hear Dazai next door's quarrel (Dazai laughs: call to ask) Ah, if you don’t hit you, are you guilty?), his desire to win suddenly exploded.

Hit and hit, who is afraid of whom?

How could Gojo Wu, that lazy Yazi, have learned advanced mathematics?Really, I'm his best friend, so why don't I understand Wujo Wu's virtues?It would be strange if he could.

What a joke, he came to see if he could do it today!

Xia Youjie dialed the familiar number that he hadn't called for a long time.

After the beep sounded, Wujo Wu answered in seconds, and the tone from the speaker was like a boudoir's dissatisfaction: "Asshole, you know how to call my concubine?! I thought you were going to break with me It's gone! Humph! Chirp chirp chirp—"

Osamu Dazai couldn't hold it back, and let out a violent laugh.

Zhongyuan Zhong also endured a lot of hard work with a smile.

Xia Youjie's eyelids twitched wildly. He squeezed the phone tightly, and became angry with embarrassment: "What breakup? When did I tell you this? Don't play tricks. I came to you today because I have something to ask you."

"Will you Taylor unwrap?"

Gojo Satoru's voice froze for a moment, then he suddenly smiled: "Are you asking this? I will."

"Isn't this something in calculus? Why do you suddenly become interested in this, do you want me to teach you? My no-lower-limit formula also needs to be understood through Taylor's formula, of course I will~"

"Hey, I'm the strongest magician, there's something I can't—"

The sound stopped abruptly.

Xia Youjie hung up the phone expressionlessly.

The voice of Kai Teng Shun next to him was very earnest: "See? Taylor can't even unfold, what field do you still learn? You know your friends? They are still the strongest, and they are still learning. As an excellent curse master, what do you do? Can you stop making progress?."

"so--"

Kai Teng Shun finally threw out the lines he had been brewing for a long time, and he was triumphant: "It's time, the strongest black wing will come to tutor you in your studies!"

"Don't be afraid, how difficult is advanced mathematics? Don't be sad, don't cry, tomorrow's beautiful field is waiting for you, first leader, are you willing to wander in the ocean of learning with me?"

The handsome young man with gray-blue hair looked at him with burning eyes.

Xia Youjie: "..."

Silence is today's Saibo Street.

"I am willing."

The author has something to say: Xia Youjie: I do, I cry ()

Gojo Satoru (deep): Yes, I do know high numbers.