Dressed as Human's Worst Curse

The underground garage of Dark Reunion, Kai Teng Shun, who is going to Leibo Street, is picking his next car here.

All kinds of cars are parked in the garage, from the usual black commercial vehicles to handsome off-road vehicles, and even motorcycles and small electric donkeys.

"My God, there are motorcycles!"

Hai Teng didn't even look at the commercial vehicle next to him, he rushed over excitedly: "Hey, can this also be used? I know how to operate it, first put the motorcycle down, and then help it up from the ground! "

"Actually, you don't have to put it down..."

Xia Youjie, who had already changed into a plain white liner and black trousers, except for his black hair, looked like an ordinary handsome DK from the back, not a cult leader.

He crossed his arms and asked suspiciously, "Can you ride a motorcycle?"

Although Xia Youjie did have a motorcycle driver's license, it's a pity that he defected too fast at that time, and he couldn't get his driver's license out of the Conjuration High School...

Rounding up is no driver's license.

"Yes! I remember the coach said that the motorcycle weighs 200 kilograms, and there are skills to lift the motorcycle up. It seems to be like this..." Hai Teng stretched out his hand to grab the handlebars on the ground: "First use your feet hard, and press your waist tightly. The body, and then the hands—huh?"

Before it was his turn to push his feet hard, the car was already lifted up.

No?

He remembered that it took him a whole summer vacation to practice the magical skill of supporting a cart.

Hai Teng subconsciously raised his hands, he was still not used to being a person with double A speed, he was a little confused: "Oh, so it is like this?"

Before he finished speaking, there was a muffled sound in his ear, and Hai Teng turned his head for a moment, and saw Xia Youjie holding the car that fell to the ground with his hands that were almost released by him just now, with an indescribable expression on his face: "If you were a human being, you would have been knocked to the ground."

"!" Hai Teng immediately realized it, belatedly terrified.

Eh eh eh?What, he didn't pay attention at all just now.

It's dangerous, if the former self will definitely be hit, if it hurts, his tears will flow out of the lacrimal gland uncontrollably, squatting on the ground and crying.

Then the leader will see through his weak nature.

Then he is screwed.

Fortunately, it is a curse spirit now.

Hai Teng looked at Xia Youjie gratefully, clenched his hands into fists on his chest, and said with starry eyes, "Thank you so much, first leader!"

"It's just a trivial matter, it's about caring for your subordinates."

Xia Youjie was quite happy with such a brainless rainbow fart. Although he couldn't show it, the upturned corner of his mouth had already betrayed his mood: "After all, you are also a fighter I recognize, Dark Wing."

"Lead first~"

Kaito was even more moved.

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Of course Kai Teng Shun can't ride a motorcycle.

Even if he was reincarnated in a different world in this life and became a super-level curse spirit, the skills he shouldn't have won't light up overnight.After all, reincarnation will not bring any buffs. In his previous life, he only learned how to support a car in a driving school, so he can only support a car now.

"It's really not possible, you can actually choose the eDonkey next to you."

Xia Youjie leaned on the motorcycle, and with that skillful leaning posture, one could tell at a glance that he was an old tenth-level motorcycle player.

He pinched his lower back hard, trying to hold back his laughter, so as not to laugh: "Actually, the eDonkey is also very good, stable and safe, and there won't be any major problems."

But how could the Black Wing ride an eDonkey? !Too bad!

"Sister System, what do you think I should do?"

[It is recommended that players carefully consider the eMule on the left. 】

Kai Teng Shun: "???????"

Do not, sad world!He obviously just wanted to experience what Yalian described, the feeling of riding a motorcycle at lightning speed, more passionate than a hot-blooded high school?

Why be so cruel!

"If it doesn't work, I'll call the driver and ask the driver to come and drive you to Leibo..."

Before Xia Youjie could finish speaking, he saw the other party's hurt eyes, like some kind of cute little animal, which made people unable to refuse.

The leader, who was so cute, got excited and made an immature suggestion.

"How about I take you there on a motorcycle?" Xia Youjie asked.

Hai Teng Shun tried to decline with tears in his eyes: "No, in "Hot Blood High School", there is no one who rides a motorcycle to lead people."

"No, I remember that Serizawa Tamao brought Kirishima Hirokai." Xia Youjie raised his own question, but in fact he can't remember the plot of the movie clearly: "I seem to remember this plot."

"Have it?"

"Yes? Lily of the Land's first and second officers brought them with them. It's nothing, just pretend to hypnotize that you didn't bring your driver's license today, and I'll take you out for a walk."

Xia Youjie tilted his head, his eyes frantically implying:

Come on!come!

Come to Happy Duck, they are going to break through the interception line that the traffic police love today!

Seeing the warm invitation from the leader, the grey-blue haired curse spirit gradually let go of his defenses. He walked to the side of the motorcycle hesitantly, looked at this very handsome brand new big black motorcycle, and his heart tightened again!

I always feel a little nervous...

[The Wings of Darkness are the strongest. 】

Not only did the system fail to comfort him, it even used an emotionless mechanical sound bar to read it to the fire!

God, is there still true love in the world?

Hai Teng looked at death in a blink of an eye.

Come on, doesn’t he really want to ride a motorcycle? He was the one who said crazy about wanting a motorcycle just now, and now he’s the one who’s scared again. It’s so embarrassing to say it. At that time, the leader will definitely look down on him, thinking that the black wing is not worthy of being him Companions who fight together.

Xia Youjie had a hard time holding back his laughter.

He patted the back seat of the motorcycle softly, in the way of a fugitive princess' fairy godmother.

"Am I sitting in the back?" Kai Teng asked weakly, raising his hand.

Xia Youjie smiled and said, "You can also sit in the front."

It's not impossible to sit in the front, even if the car rolls over, he can dodge it perfectly. The only problem is that he is afraid that the defense line in the dark wing's heart is not strong enough, and he will be scared to squat on the ground and cry.

Although it's interesting to see him crying cutely, you can't always bully him, right?

·

Xia Youjie never expected that after the car drove out, he would be the first to break the defense.

As soon as he started the motorcycle, the body shook violently, and the black wings hugged him in fright. He didn't know where to put his hands, so he just moved around through the thin shirt, and instantly lifted his The teenager felt numb and numb.

Maybe this word can't be called "moving around" in Xia Youjie's eyes.

This is called touching.

Be bold, and you can call him up and down.

But the car had already started, and Xia Youjie had to go on the road. Although he couldn't express his bitterness and sweetness in his heart, he could only be a car tool with no emotions.

As the car started slowly, because it hadn't been long since it started, the speed was not fast.

Hai Teng thought that the sound of the motorcycle was louder than that of the eDonkey, so there was nothing to panic about. He couldn't help but let go of his arms around Xia Youjie's waist, and the tense expression on his face became relaxed, and he said with a smile: "That's all. , Lord Black Wing thought it was scary—"

Then the speed instantly increased!

Almost at the same time, he was so frightened that he hugged Xia Youjie's waist tightly, and even pressed his beautiful and slightly cool face to the back of the other's neck, tears flying freely:

"Help help ah ah ah ah!!!"

Xia Youjie suppressed a smile: "Oh, don't let go of your hand, it will fall."

The other party was so nervous that he didn't answer, but just silently increased the strength of hugging him.

No, it was too tight, and he was a little out of breath.

Don't forget that you are still a super-level spell spirit, Wings of Darkness!

"By the way, I actually didn't bring my driver's license with me."

Xia Youjie said: "So if I meet a traffic policeman on the road, I can't show my driver's license. If I get stopped, we may have to stage a fast and furious show."

"What, what?"

Kai Teng Shun asked nervously, and waved away the other party's black hair that was covering his face.

"But it's not necessarily true, I'm just talking."

he replied with a smile.

Facing the cool autumn wind on the pavement, Xia Youjie, who had not been riding a motorcycle like this for a long time, was driving freely on the highway, and he couldn't help showing a smile from the bottom of his heart.

That smile mixed with golden sunlight fell into his eyes as soon as it fell.

As soon as he was in a good mood, the conversation box that had been held back for a long time opened up.

"Did you know that every holiday when I was studying at the High School of Conjuration, the school would send us out to post small advertisements for Fengshui Chuling. Possessed by evil spirits, the possibility of being scolded as crazy is also very high, so it is a hard job, and no one is willing to go."

"But because my spells are mantras, I asked the spells to help me monitor the location where I posted the advertisement, so the efficiency was higher than all of them. I took over the work of the other two, and one person brushed three people. share."

"Every morning, I ride my motorcycle like this, posting lists everywhere."

This is something Kai Teng Shun has never done before. He was immediately fascinated by such an interesting experience, so he blinked, and his long eyelashes fluttered through his shirt like a small fan: "And then?"

Xia Youjie also laughed.

"Then? Of course I was beaten by the inspector uncle with a broom and whistle."

"However, this has also greatly exercised my ability to speak freely. In addition, my dress is a bit old-fashioned, and my height is much taller than ordinary people. I am not like a child. Later, more and more people really fell for me. Believe it I said that they were possessed by evil spirits."

Isn't that right?

Xia Youjie said in his heart that if he hadn't helped Wutiao Wu and Jiarui Nizi put up small advertisements for Fengshui Chuling every day, he wouldn't have been so smooth and silky as the leader, and he didn't even need on-the-job training. .

You know, not everyone can say to the monkey with a sincere face, "The members of the church are all brothers and sisters, and they should help each other", and then imply that the chaebol will give money and connections.

Then ask the subordinates to tell the other party to transfer the school status of several children to a private school where the chaebol is the school manager.

If it were Wujo Wulai, he would definitely laugh.

Looking back, Xia Youjie couldn't help being extremely satisfied with his operations these past few days. Just as he was about to say something else, a policeman's voice came from the loudspeaker on the side of the road: "Hey! Brat on the road , do you have a driver's license?"

"Stop! Stop and check!"

examine?How could they stand up to inspection? One didn't have a driver's license, and the other was a translucent inhuman creature. Xia Youjie was afraid that he would scare the other side to death as soon as he stopped the car.

So he stepped up the gas pedal.

It seems that the familiar days of being chased by the inspector with whistles are back.

"Stop for me!"

"No!"