Dressed as Human's Worst Curse

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Here it comes, here it comes again, this kind of non-stationary picture again.

You must know that even in anime, when there is no bgm, even the passionate words shouted by the protagonist sometimes sound very embarrassing, let alone substituting reality.

Anyway, the scene fell into silence for a while.

Kai Teng Shun didn't panic, after all, he was doing this kind of thing all the time, and it was not uncommon for his classmates to turn around and leave when he was so embarrassed by him. As long as he didn't feel embarrassed, he could continue talking.

Wahahahahahahahahahaha!Did not expect it!

Xia Youjie seemed a little hesitant.

Seeing that he hesitated to speak several times, but forcibly endured it, and finally only choked out a sentence, it made people inexplicably anxious, wishing to shake him vigorously to let him speak quickly.

"That... are your wings okay? Are you tired of holding them?"

Just after asking this question, Xia Youjie felt the urge to scratch himself for the first time.

How should I put it, he just wanted to ask about the Human Classification Project!But when the words came to his mouth, he didn't know why he asked about this thing. Was he infected?

It's not good, it's really not good... Is this curse spirit poisonous? !

And what kind of species is this? Can this really be rated as a special magic spirit?Talking about high wisdom is still overestimating it. It always feels like a curse spirit born from the resentment that the second monkey can't get what it wants... Wait, how does it know that it wants to build a world without non-magicians?

Even mentioning the Human Classification Project, which is a big deal, isn't it? ? !

Xia Youjie's back suddenly burst into sweat.

Could it be, could it be that it has already seen through itself with its special ability?

That's right after thinking about it, this curse spirit seems to be a type he has never seen before, and he also noticed the counterattack against the girl with the gap just now, this kind of spell that can directly smash the curse spirit into a pool has never been seen before.

When the woman with the gap was sucked into his body, she seemed to have suffered a severe blow both physically and mentally. She was smashed into a lump and still didn't want to resist... Hey, hey, just kidding, isn't this his style?Even when he went to subdue the Gap Girl, it didn't think it would give in, it kept gnashing its teeth and fighting him until the end.

It didn't completely calm down until it was absorbed by the final spell operation.

This kind of evil spirit is full of wishing that "the most beautiful woman in the sky and the earth" will be beaten out only for Congxin's share, which is not normal.

So how on earth did it know that it wanted to kill all non-artists? ?

Obviously, he only chatted with Miss 99.

Could it read minds?No way, if the ability of the curse spirit is so amazing, it would be too foul, even Wu couldn't stop it, right?Although I really want to do this now, according to the thoughts of those old oranges in the magic world, even thinking about it in my heart is a sin.

But no matter how you look at it, the ability of this curse spirit seems to be in good use.

The child is hungry and wants it.

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While Xia Youjie was brainstorming at the speed of light, Kai Teng Shun on the other side was also going through a difficult struggle.

Damn it, how should the three pairs of big flapping wings be retracted?It would be too embarrassing if you can’t move it freely later, it’s not the same as going to Man to exhibit the COS positive concave shape, what’s the difference if the props are broken!

He was talking just now, why did he suddenly grow dark wings... Although he was very happy that this setting satisfied him, he actually didn't—

Oh, people are super cool in their hearts!

Hai Teng Shun exhausted all his strength and tried his best to force down the corners of his mouth that could not help but rise up indiscriminately, but even so, he still couldn't control the shaking of the muscles on his face, and he really couldn't help but want to laugh.

The result of this is that he looks like he is having intermittent convulsions.

But I can't help it, what can I do!

Talking about how I used this spell, it was strange just now, but all of a sudden, my blood got hot, and I succeeded after shouting.But now no matter how much I recite silently, it doesn't work. These three pairs of wings seem to grow on my back, and they don't move at all. What's going on? It would be great if there was an after-sales customer service hotline...

Don't do this!Not to mention the tiredness of carrying these wings, and it is very difficult to even lie down. Could it be that from now on I can only sleep on the ground? If so, it would be too miserable... …

Since I arrived in a different world these days, I haven't even taken a bath. If I have wings, I have to take a bath every day, right?His younger brother, Xiaokong, raised a little bird before, and the bird was not washed all the time, so it stinks. He didn't want to feed the bird at all...

No, Kaito!What are you thinking about? How can you be distracted in such an emergency? !

How can you pretend to be X when you can't retract your wings? This is a matter of your dignity, Hai Teng, wake up!

Just as the two were racking their brains, a police car blew its horn and sounded an alarm from a distance, and it was obviously heading in the direction of here at a high speed, and it didn't take long to arrive.

One person and one curse spirit looked up alertly at the same time.

"By the way, who smashed this store just now..." Hai Teng said weakly.

To be reasonable, where did Hai Teng Shun see such a battle?

He who had been a good boy since he was a child finally realized what he had done just now, and was so frightened that his tears filled his eyes, and he began to babble.

"Did I kick the door just now, my God, what can I do now...!"

Xia Youjie, the saboteur, is an old stick in this respect. After all, conjurers smash schools casually when they fight, so he looks very calm: "It's okay, it's just a convenience store."

Anyway, it wasn't him who was reimbursed.

Anyway, even if he reimburses him, he can still afford the money.

Anyway, even if he is really caught, the Yokohama military police will release him soon.

However, just as the rich and the poor are incompatible, the joys and sorrows of man and mantra cannot be shared.Although Xia Youjie was a calm group, Hai Teng Shun was really scared to death. Not only was he completely unable to keep calm, but his tears immediately gushed out of his eyes like spring water.

He even smashed a wall before!

Oh my god, this damned spell that has nowhere to put it is really too powerful, can't even a convenience store in another world be able to withstand the attack I slapped casually?

Sure enough, I still need to get more bandages.

"By the way, have you set up an 'account'?" Xia Youjie asked abruptly.

Hai Teng stopped crying instantly, and within half a second, he answered the words skillfully with a crying voice: "...Do you mean the enchantment that can temporarily block this area?"

Xia Youjie: "Huh? You can also say that."

This strange feeling came again,

I always feel that something is wrong, but it seems to be right again.

"No, I forgot." Hai Teng said sadly.

Xia Youjie sighed faintly: "Ah, it seems that I'm going to drink a few more cups of tea today."

It's a good thing that Wu is not here, otherwise he would definitely make his Twitter debut in today's situation.

Speaking of which, it's not his problem. He just wanted to test the strength of this curse spirit. Who knows that the other party is not weak. If he really fights, it might take more effort. Today can only be forgotten... eh, It would be nice if we could meet again next time.

This incantation really moved his heart.

"Hey?! No way, the police are really here!!!"

Accompanied by Kai Teng Shun's suspicious voice, the heavily armed Yokohama military police rushed in and surrounded the small convenience store in a blink of an eye.

"Stop and don't move! Put your hands up!! Stand against the wall and don't resist!"

The military police in Yokohama are different from other places in Tokyo. It can be said that the equipment is more complete, especially when dealing with places that are suspected of being bombed by supernatural beings, the effort invested can be said to be only a lot.

Because Yokohama is different.

After the World War a few years ago, Yokohama was forced to divide the rental industry and has since become a paradise for criminals and stowaways.In today's Yokohama, black forces are rampant, people with supernatural powers wantonly cross the streets and alleys, ignoring the law as nothing, even the government is helpless, and it has completely become a gathering place for cursed spirits that is worse than Tokyo.

It's so annoying, it would be nice if they all disappeared.

Xia Youjie stood there calmly and lazily raised his hands: "Everyone, don't worry."

"Don't look, I'm alone." He added.

not to mention……

Xia Youjie glanced at the corner where Hai Tengshun was standing, and almost didn't laugh.

Strange, does this curse spirit really think he is a human being?It's unbelievable that you are still afraid of the police, and your behavior is completely following the way a person behaves.

Other conjurers may not understand it, but as the holder of [Curse Spirit Exercise], he gets along with the spell spirit every day, and he can't understand this kind of thing very well.No matter how advanced the mantra spirit is, he still has to follow his instincts and will never wrong himself.

On the other side of the convenience store, Kai Teng Shun was almost downgraded to level [-], and directly obtained the attribute of being able to pass through walls.

After all, there is still a certain boundary between pretending to be X and reality. It is the first time in his five-year-old boy's life that he has seen this kind of battle. How could he get up calmly!

The police in another world are really different, so fierce...

In the past in his ordinary world, the most serious thing he experienced was the suspected murder of a magic show, or the sinking of a luxury cruise ship and being trapped on an isolated island, and the most serious thing was the flying of the school gymnasium... It seems that the blockbuster scenes in Hollywood movies have nothing to do with it at all!

"Be honest, don't laugh!"

The military police in Yokohama are not like the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department. They are as familiar as neighbors, and they are completely ruthless.Xia Youjie was roughly pulled aside and put on handcuffs. He was upset and said some angry words as soon as he couldn't hold back.

"Okay, okay, I'm not very cooperative."

Xia Youjie didn't even want to show a perfunctory expression of fear. A group of useless monkey soldiers and policemen, they didn't catch those who should be caught, and those who shouldn't be caught ran very fast, what a joke.

The male clerk who was stunned by him and put into the warehouse was also carried out, and the ambulance arrived soon, and the clerk who was actually fine was moved in... How should I put it, I hope his wallet is here After that everything is fine.

Before leaving, Xia Youjie glanced back at the convenience store, and happened to meet the suture mantra.

The other party's eyes seemed slightly worried, guilt and apology flickered in their eyes.

It seemed to want to say something, but held back in the end.

Xia Youjie was stunned for a moment, then smiled and silently responded to this super curse spirit: 【Goodbye by fate, Wings of Darkness. 】

Next time, at most until the next time.

He must eat this curse spirit.

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Seeing that the conjurer sent by Dark Reunion was tortured away by the military police, Kai Teng Shun breathed a sigh of relief.

Although I'm sorry, but fortunately he can't be seen by ordinary people, so he escaped unharmed.

His back also felt a lot lighter... Wait, where is his black wing?

Hai Teng touched back for a moment, and his big black wings were retracted at some point, and he didn't feel like he had grown wings at all.

However, there should be six positions for his wings, and some places are out of reach. I can't confirm whether they are completely retracted. It would be nice if the arms were longer——

Hai Teng's expression suddenly became serious.

He turned his hand stiffly from behind to in front of him.

In fact, it's not a big deal, but the right arm looks like a ramen, thin and white, and you can vaguely see the thin sutures, especially when he shakes it, it will flutter up and down like a ribbon, soft and long...

Kai Teng Shun: "...?!!!!"

Conscience of heaven and earth, this is not his original intention!

"What's going on? Mr. Jelly, do you know how I can change back?"

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He subconsciously asked for help, but there was no magic spirit in the huge convenience store to respond!Only then did Hai Teng panic, and hurried through the cashier counter of the convenience store, opened the small door leading to the back, and rushed to the place where Mr. Jelly stayed before.

In the air conditioner, the place where the green jelly-shaped mantra was lying was empty, and there was nothing left.

Tears gradually welled up in the peach-colored eyes of Suture Curse.

"Guo-Jong-Jun-!!!" He cried out in grief.

Don't die! ! !

Thinking back to the details of the boy's arrival before, no matter how I look at it now, there are many doubts.

As expected of the pursuers sent by Dark Reunion, they cleaned up this small convenience store in such a short period of time and brutally killed his comrades...

If he wasn't a former A-level assassin of the organization, where would his life still be? !

Hai Teng instantly softened and fell straight to the ground.

It turned out that Mr. Jelly was telling the truth, and he didn't lie to himself at all.

He didn't even see Mr. Jelly's last face...

It's all his fault, he was confused by the handsome appearance of the enemy, that guy is indeed an evil magician who eats cute magic spirits, without any hesitation at all.

Recalling the past few days with Mr. Jelly, it was this big brother who taught him a lot of knowledge about other worlds, so that he would not fall into the enemy's trap in this dangerous world. Pity him for being so young. That's it!

From now on, there will never be another mantra to destroy the air conditioner in the convenience store together with him.

Kai Teng Shun suddenly burst into tears in sadness, and the tears flowed out more violently than before.Perhaps it was due to excessive force, he yue a few times, and accidentally spit out several gray-black hard sculpture-like things.

With tears in his eyes, Hai Teng held up one of the strange clay sculptures in a daze, and took a photo against the sun that was about to disappear.

——like a distorted human face.

Eh?

What the hell is this.

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The recommended bgm in the latter part of this chapter: "The Moon Reflected in Two Springs"

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"I'm so stupid, really,"

Zhenren Shun said, "I just know that maybe the conjurer has no food in Tokyo and will come to Yokohama; I don't know that there will be convenience stores too. I opened the door when I got up early at night, and looked at the convenience store. The air conditioner was plugged in, and we asked our Jelly King to stay in the machine and play. He is a very obedient mantra, and he listened to my words; he went to play. I practiced mantras in the toilet, facing the photos, Wuwei changed, intending to become a bully.

My name is, 'Mr. Jelly! 'No answer.

When I went out to look, I saw that the air conditioner was empty, and there was no Jelly King.

I have been going everywhere, but there is nothing.I was in a hurry, and the central people went to find it.

Until the second half of the day, several people found Xia Youjie's place, and saw a strand of his filth hanging from the other's fingertips.

Everyone said, it's over, I'm afraid he has been cursed and spiritually exercised; go on; sure enough, he is lying in Xia Youjie's body, and the five curses and six forces in his stomach have been exhausted, it's a pity that his hands are still tight Tightly pinching a metal blade of an external machine. ..."